I feel like folks who are disappointed that trying to escalate physical confrontations in Disco Elysium often results in Harry getting clowned regardless of how many points you put into physical skills are not fully grasping the "you are a middle-aged alcoholic with a heart condition who is currently experiencing the withdrawal symptoms of every drug" dimension of the game's premise.
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People are talking about what voice Public Domain Mickey should have, and for some reason. My brain keeps going back to Nathan Lane.
Dialogue comes from Lane’s performance in Angels in America II: Perestroika
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anyway not only did the “legalization” of cannabis in California fail to free Black and Brown people imprisoned for the sale and possession of cannabis, it also did not halt urine testing for cannabis as a means of re-incarcerating people on parole and probation, or change the fact that folks in California prisons who test positive for cannabis can lose visitation or be put in solitary confinement
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Let's Play A Game
I got two catalouges in the mail today: the wares of the Local Weed Store, and The Major Seed Promotional Catalouge, and noticed that two very different plants have interestingly similar breed nomenclature. So let's play:
WEED OR TOMATO?
Here's how it works: Below is a list of marijuana strain and tomato cultivar names. Without looking it up online (or in your own catalouges), can you tell which is which?
Red Velvet
Alien Fingers
Green Doctor
Orange Sherbet
Tie-Dye
Pink Elephant
Skunk Stripe
Chocolate Sprinkles
Mystery Jazz
Carbon
Jersey Devil
Big Fat Fanny
Rainbow Grape
Black Russian Cherry Hybrid
Alice's Dream
Golden King
Hugo
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those 19th century poets weren't wrong about romanticising risking your life to go for a walk while it's storming outside. i went out to run my errands today in a skirt and long coat without an umbrella and there's something about being soaked to the bone and shaking uncontrollably while weighed down by several tons of fabric clinging to your skin tighter than a lover that makes you feel the kind of alive you normally only get from snorting coke or playing with live electrical wires.
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quick sketch at work based on a suggestion from my friend @thistlehorse :3
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this looks like scar is a reporter and mumbo is a weird guy at a hippie festival with his dog and the viewer is on shrooms
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its 4/20 and ive not seen a single DCA blazing it on my dash.... honestly im disappointed/hj
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xie lian rolls worst joint ever. asked to leave heavenly court
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mr becker i smoked your stickman in a joint. Because he's really small. And green
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"Oh, she looks like a meth head" no she doesn't – she just looks tired. Which you would, too, if you were pulling double shifts because all the other Oompa-Loompas bailed when it became clear what a shitshow the event was and you've spent the last 90 minutes getting hassled by the parents of crying children after the candy table ran out of candy.
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[ID: tweet from @copcrisis "Cop gets 4 years for selling fentanyl to children at school, while on duty from his cruiser" followed by retweet from @JoshuaErlich "weird that cops don't get contact overdoses from fentanyl while they're selling it" end ID]
link to fuller story, where he was also screwing one of the mothers in exchange for drugs
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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moving from los angeles to boston for college in a few months any advice
It may be a little while before you see it, but sometimes white flakes fall from the sky here. This is not in fact cocaine. It is snow. And don't eat it when it's yellow.
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i always wake up with a bitten tongue the morning after i've had weed. smoking the shit that makes you autocannibalise.
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