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ashkazora · 2 years

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Love that all paladins are great runners, Hunk runs away from danger, Keith runs into danger, Pidge ran away from home, Shiro runs away from his trauma into nearest certain death, Lance won track race competitions in elementary and middle school and decided that's his personality now

You can't tell me Lance wasn't that dude in middle school who would always win the 100 metre sprints at school sports day, and be super cocky about it. He was the dude who signed up for every running event and won easily, and was a smug bastard about it. King was short, scrawny, but held the power of god, anime, and school popularity in his hands just by being naturally good at running.

Also anon, this is genuinely the funniest fuckin ask I've ever received LMFAOOO. I see no lie whatsoever.

#lets go down swinging #sad take: remember in season 2 when Shiro asks if everyone is ready to fight zarkon and everyone replies yes but lance who says:#? yeah. lance does not run away from anything. not even death #less sad take: out of all the paladins lance is the most jock coded however was too nerdy to be a true jock #but he was the dude that did EVERY sports event for his school #swimming? put his name down. Running? hell yeah. Basketball? well he's never played but somehow he gets in the best team #pidge never did sports. hunk and keith would always sit out of it #shiro would probably do some level but was much too focussed on studies to do anything properly #lance however has ADD and needs sports to function lmao #anyways anon I read this in the middle of a lecture and laughed so hard my lecturer gave me a death stare #whoops #ask #anon #vld

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