#lansyposting

[lansy22]

Yooooo, I love getting yelled at by a customer because me solving the problem she was having is more complicated than press button make work.

[lansy22]

You know that chore or creative project you've been putting off for a while now?

That's your call to adventure. And if you keep refusing it, your story WILL catch up with you, and it will be a lot less pleasant. So start now, get going on your journey.

[lansy22]

A friend of mine buying an m1 abrahms out of pocket has probably been the most damaging thing to my mental health in recent years.

Gods I'm so poor.

[lansy22]

You ever find a new piece of media or videogame that you enjoy, and then you find that it has an active and expansive fandom and think "I'm home"

[lansy22]

"There's no use crying over spilled milk" okay but the only thing that has made me cry harder than spilling milk was the death of my dog growing up, so like, fuck you.

[lansy22]

I've stolen your TOASTER

[lansy22]

You know, I think I like the tumblr algorithm more than I like the twitter algorithm.

On twitter, if I like a few pieces of horny artwork, twitter starts mass suggesting porn and horny posts.

On tumblr, when I like a few pieces of horny artwork, it suggests similar looking characters to me, and may or may not be horny art.

I'll be honest, I'm real jazzed that tumblr is learning my tastes in women and is semding more of them my way.

[lansy22]

Language is so maliable. Make up your own words. You have that power. Nobody can take it from you. "That's not a word" it is now. Now if you'll excuse me, I desire the attention of one of my loftles.

Loftle: Noun. Something that brings you joy whenever you think of it. Pronounced like loft, but with an llll at the end.

If making up words is good enough for William Shakespeare, it's good enough for me.

[lansy22]

Keeping my clothes soaked in cold fire chemicals so when someone tries to mug me I can just set myself on fire and ask them where there god is