#larian wth

[shadykazama]

Wyll Ravengard's epilogue

So I just finished my Wyll romance playthrough and I went to avernus with Karlach and Wyll and in the epilogue I didn't get to kiss OR hug him???

I NEED to know if this is a bug or like an actual thing. Cause wtf.

I got to hug halsin twice, Gale, shadowheart, Karlach!! Like come on. And I know you get to hug and kiss the other companions if you romance them.

He blew me kisses which was super sweet and all but I get no actual kiss? Nothing?? Like Wyll baby we're married. We're celebrating. We don't even get to dance or something? That's like his whole thing in your romance.

REALLY hope this is a bug... But someone please let me know 🙏

Edit: I'd like to add when you're talking to everyone else about what you've been up to almost all the answers you can give about being in Avernus is "I'm sure glad I'm there WITH KARLACH." "Man KARLACH sure is a ray of sunshine in the dark for me." "ME AND KARLACH are there for each other." Like damn I get we're there for her and there to fix her heart but like?? I'm literally there with my husband too. Can I mention how me and Wyll visit his dad sometimes? Or any silly Wyll stories at all?

[cheekylittlepupp]

As if the gods made him just to ruin us..

[fangswbenefits]

Batstarion???????

[ilikedetectives]

Hii! I love your digital photography and content in general ❤️

I would like to know, what DLC are you referring to when you talk about the cursed Odyssey DLC?

I loved that game and your shots of Kassandra are just incredible!

Hi anon, thank you I'm thrilled to hear you enjoy my work 😊

It is Legacy of the First Blade DLC where regardless of what sexuality you play Kassandra/Alexios as, the DLC will force a wlm romance because the 'plot' demands a child, even if players refuse the love interest in the "option". So when you refuse, it ends with the LI coming back and bam, baby.

Before the backlash, the game will give you a "Growing Up" trophy after having the baby, because fuck you players for wanting choices in a dlc of a choice-based rpg game. Sorry you can choose to have orgy with a goat involved, kill your own family, and let the leader of the Cult live (after kissing her), but the decision to have a baby is too big for players.

Context for the baby? Kassandra is in the middle of a war, where Athen and Sparta at each other's neck and both have corruption from within due to the Cult. Mercenaries on all sides and want to hunt her down at any moment. She recently lost Phoibe, who essentially is her adoptive child (this pain still hurts her after 1000 yrs). Btw Kassandra is immortal (main game plot), she lives from 438BCE all the way to 2018 so idk why bother with bloodline. Anyway, so ofc having a baby in the middle of all this plus taking 1-2yrs off to play house is a great idea.

This lousy plot is only to connect Odyssey and Origins together, because bloodline, which is ironic because bloodline has been irrelevant since Black Flags (Animus got an upgrade) and said bloodline in Origins (essentially Kassandra's descendant, Amunet/Aya's only child, Khemu) got killed off in the few hours. So all of this just to say, oh Kassandra and Amunet are related, but nothing else meaningful comes out of that. And anything from this dlc is never mentioned again in any story going forward (which is good imo), even in the new Kassandra crossover in AC Valhalla they mentioned Phoibe.

In terms of chemistry Kassandra has with the dude, I'll put it this way: Kratos has better chemistry with his dead wife who never appeared on screen. Actually, I rather choose the dude's father, he's a true gilf.

So when I hear about something similar with Minthy, saying I feel like I somehow dodged a missile is an understatement.

[eruscreaminginthedistance]

I don’t think ANYONE was expecting The Dark Urge to be... literally anything

[fangswbenefits]

At the tiefling party I had a bug where even though I spent the night with Astarion, Lae'zel said she did. Which is funny, but also leaves three options:

1. She's lying without knowing Tav was with Astarion

2. She's lying *while* knowing that Tav was with Astarion

3. Astarion ran off in the middle of the night for a quick Lae'zel smooch and still came back to snuggle on the unsanitary forest floor before dawn and then wait for Tav to wake up so they could have an angsty conversation.

I swear Larian broke his romance beyond measure in Patch 4 cause wth 😅 at least some of these bugs are actually funny and make up for interesting role-playing!