#latte answers

[ask-lattes-cafe]

do you have any crush on anyone?

[latte-cucumber]

Ask game question! My question, will be……about…………….Gonzo!

oooo good one!!

favorite thing about them: his style. impeccable. zero notes. looks like a stolen car

least favorite thing about them: um. idk. sometimes i don't like how squawky his voice gets?? but also that's probably just a me thing

favorite line: um. cannot name any off the top of my head 😭i loved his little "you don't understand art" shtick in the muppet show does that count?

brOTP: GONZZO THE GRAT!!!! gonzo and rizzo bros for life🥺

OTP: prawnzzillanda (pepe gonzo rizzo camilla and yolanda all in one big polycule)

nOTP: not a huge fan of gonzo/piggy! but could be convinced

random headcanon: ooo. don't really have many?? ig i always love the one where he's a he/him nonbinary icon but that's basically just canon at this point

unpopular opinion: uhh all my opinions are pretty popular! maybe that kermit/gonzo is an underrated dynamic??

song i associate with them: carly rae jepsen's "go find yourself or whatever". first like 5-10 times i heard it i fully accepted she was saying "go find yourself a whatever" and assumed it was a kermiggy breakup song where kermit was going off to date gonzo 😭

favorite picture of them:

yes i did just steal this one off of muppet wiki but the SWAG 👏👏

[rose-and-co]

introductions!

hi! my name is rose, and i decided to make this blog with my roommate and sister (well, kinda sister)! feel free to ask us questions and stuff!

just so you guys know stuff about us to be able to ask us things, i had us write down some introductions!

hi, like i said, my name is rose! i use she/her and i'm 21 years old. i work at the same place as latte doing general assistant work (it kinda varies depending on the day tbh), and i'm technically lavender's legal guardian. i kinda like making and doing all sorts of stuff, it's fun exploring different activities and places!

Hello, my full name is Cosmic Latte, but please call me Latte for short, Cosmic Latte is a bit weird to say more than once in a conversation. I'm 22 years old and I use she/her. I work for Stick Figure Rights as a counselor, and I've known Rose for about 5 years or so. I like going on trips and little adventures on occasion, keep things from getting boring and all that.

im lavender, i use she/her, im 14 years old. im still kinda new to the outernet, but i like it a lot so far! ive recently started school so thats kinda cool. i like collecting stuff!

(ooc: this is an rp blog for my ava/avm ocs that i made mainly on a whim to help develop them a bit more. my main blog is @starry-907, if you want to see non-rp stuff i make. giving items to the characters is allowed within reason! here's a list of all the tags and what they correspond with:

#rose answers and #rose speaks: these tags are used when rose answers a question or writes a post

#latte answers and #latte speaks: these tags are used when latte answers a question or writes a post

#lavender answers and #lavender speaks: these tags are used when lavender answers a question or writes a post

#☆pic posts☆: posts and answers that have pictures attached

#☆ooc posts☆: posts that i make out of character

#☆reblogs☆: if i reblog anything to this blog

this pinned post will probably be updated as i develop these characters further)

full body refs for the girls

[simplyalicee]

Weirdcore frank, Julie, and eddie

OOOOOOOO THEY LOOK SO COOL HELLO???? I LOVE THEIR DESIGNS AUAUAUAU YOU DID SUCH A LOVELY JOB!!

..but that's not all.

I DREW THEM!!! HERE YOU GO HEHEHEHEHJE

I hope you like it HEHEHEHEH

[lattecucart]

hi there-! im a really big fan!! i’ve read almost all of your wooter fanfics *i think*! when i saw you had a tumblr i swear to god i screamed :sob: your art is amazing and your fics have inspired me to try and get out of my writing block ! ^^

ahhh omg tysm!!!!! i'm so glad you enjoy my work, you really made my day 💖💖💖💖💖

[brittle-doughie]

Blueberry Blues (Parfaedia)

It had been quite sometime since you were given your suspension from Parfaedia Academy after your little…tradition of using uncontrolled spells without any sort of discipline within a dungeon you had found.

While the staff, including professor Espresso Cookie, were relieved to know you were safe, they still had to tack on consequences for violating your in-academy suspension and sent you home.

The solemn feelings you felt ate away at your desire to practice your spells and magic, blaming yourself for your predicament. While the academy hasn’t explicitly expelled you, the lack of word from them told you everything you needed to know.

What were you going to do?

Your parents were so proud of you to have enrolled in Parfaedia Academy and now what were you going to tell them?

That you were essentially expelled for your lack of control and practicing of dangerous, unregulated magic?

That for all their efforts, only to have you ruin that?

The guilt ate away at you and your desire to practice magic…

….

…

Maybe you should’ve…wait, was the mailbox outside your window not empty?

You head outside and open your mailbox to see a letter designated to you.

It was from…Blueberry Yogurt Academy?

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“Dear Mx. Y/N Cookie

On behalf of the Blueberry Community, we are delighted to announce an opportunity to offer you admission at Blueberry Yogurt Academy as a Day student in the Class of XXXX.

We feel strongly that based on the results that Parfaedia Academy has received about you that while you’re passionate about foraging your path in the realm of magic, you’ve nonetheless displayed the academic and personal qualities that make Blueberry Yogurt Academy the rich and engaging school that it is!

However, we have noticed that you are still enrolled within Parfaedia Academy and you haven’t made your final decision. We implore you to be thoughtful and careful over your choice, but here, we believe that you and Blueberry Yogurt Academy will make a wonderful match! We hope that you come to the same conclusion as we have!

We look forward to having you in the community as well as what we hope to be a lifelong connection with the wonders of the academy and with the warmth of its family. Again, our most geunine congratulations for you here at Blueberry Yogurt Academy!

Sincerely,

Assistant Head of the Admissions Department for Blueberry Yogurt Academy.”

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Blueberry Yogurt Academy.

An illustrious institute that houses brilliant minds and they were approaching you for a chance to enroll!

Y-you couldn’t believe it! This was it! If you had attended, you could make your parents and friends even more proud of what you dream to be: One of the greatest magic users in all of Crispia!

You headed back inside, all excited and giddy to share the news to your folks…when you looked around your room.

All this Parfaedia memorabilia on your walls and desk. A banner of the academy, a photo showing your first day at the academy, your awards in a number of classes you attended, you chuckle to yourself a little at remembering that you were always Latte Cookie’s favorite while Eclair Cookie was fascinated to know what you did to come up with such spells!

But the one class you never got one from was…Espresso Cookie’s class, he wanted you to follow the steps exactly and didn’t exactly enjoy when you always added a bit of your own pizzazz to the spells, always getting tired and needing caffeine afterwards..

Nothing you did seemed to be good enough to him, but you found following exact measurements and procedures to be unfitting to your style, leaving you at odds with Espresso constantly….

Maybe..by doing this and accepting into Blueberry Yogurt Academy, you can make him and your other professors proud by being a better magic user than before!

You could make them proud of you…

After thinking it over, your resolve was ignited and you began writing a letter.

It was time to get back in the magic saddle!

[absurdumsid]

i love the way you draw latte!

more like. i love drawing him

[meziniart]

gortmit :}

[sonic-takeover]

Eggman I have stone hostage. Eggman I’m going to hire him as my assistant if you don’t release tails. Eggman imma get you, but sonic can and will do worse.

What!! You are not allowed!! Stone is my assistant, and mine alone! Where- Stone!! Wherever you are, you had better not be making them my goat milk lattes!!

*meanwhile, in an undisclosed location, Stone is being held hostage* I'm sorry, but my lattes are solely for the Doctor. It's my own secret recipe, and I would never betray his loyalty like that. *He gets sad eyes* ..oh please Doctor... Don't forget me ...

[astrangeraccoon]

TMAGP is on hiatus again

Doctor who new season is over

And both tiktok series I follow (hell's belle & cafae latte) are on extended hiatus (good on them to take care of themselve/gen)

WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW TO BE ENTERTAINED ??? 😭

[ask-lattes-cafe]

Can I get a whopper

[latte-cucumber]

hey! Quick question, favorite Walter moment in the 2011 muppet movie????

OOOO that's a tough one!! i'm always partial to that moment from the jr novelization (iykyk) but in the actual movie? probably the one where walter wakes up in kermit's house then immediately faints again 😭😭😭😭😭

[rose-and-co]

( As @mandy-inventz )

I got this question asked to me so now I'm gonna ask any stick I see on this platform;

What are all your favorite outernet fauna? :D

(ooc: i got this ask earlier but it disappeared from my ask box for some reason?? also for outernet fauna i'm assuming you're referring to @demontamerarts367's outernet fauna)

i LOVE ferraxes, they're so cute!!! there's also these really fluffy sheep i saw one time when latte and i took a trip out to the countryside, they looked so soft!

Fire birds are always cool to see, I've only seen one in person once but I guess it was enough to cement it in my mind as a favorite!

uh i dont know if theyre in the outernet but i like sea slugs! my creator looked into them a lot for research about their game and when i could get a glimpse of their web browser the sea slugs always looked so cool

[simplyalicee]

Quick question.

Can you draw CYN?

ABSOLUTELY!!

[quibbs126]

if you havent yet, could you do an almond x latte fankid? i love that ship a lot :)

Here we are, this is Almond Milk Cookie

Funny enough, I was actually trying to go back and find this post after editing something, only to realize I never actually posted it and left it in drafts. Only for one day, but still

Anyways, so on to him

So Almond Milk here is a healer, using almost exclusively milk magic. He started out in Parfaedia, and spent a good portion of time there, until he switched over to the Vanilla Kingdom to learn healing magic, where he now works as a doctor

He’s a very friendly and kind sort, and he’s very dependable. Also, despite what some may think from his profession, he’s quite physically strong as well

However he is self conscious about not being made of “real milk”, instead being made from almonds, and he wonders if his false ingredient hinders his healing abilities. His mother has told him that whether or not his ingredient really counts as “real milk” doesn’t matter, but it’s never been something he’s able to let go. He doesn’t really make it that known anymore though, preferring to keep it to himself

Now on to design things

So I’ve had the name Almond Milk as an almondlatte kid idea for a good while now. Lattes are made of coffee and milk, and there exists a form of milk made of almonds, so it’s the obvious choice

Almond milk:

I made the initial rough sketch some months ago, so I don’t entirely remember the thought process behind it. But it looks nice, and like Latte’s but with one of Almond’s hair colors

I’m not sure why I gave him a thicker body type, but whatever, he has one. It’s not like I’m that good at drawing super skinny Cookies anyways

His outfit was originally going to be more hospital like, and probably somewhat closer to Butter Roll’s, until I decided that maybe I should make it more fantasy looking. Especially with all of my Almond kids generally having more modern looks to them, or at least in the way that Almond is “modern”, I don’t know the right word

The small cloak thing was a bit of a struggle, especially with his smile, but I eventually got something

In the sketch I gave his almond brooch something around it that looked nice, but I wasn’t really sure what it was going into the lineart, so I made it leaves. They probably shouldn’t have lines and should instead be solid green, but whatever

I gave him that spoon last minute in the sketch, since I remembered that as I said prior, I tend to not give my fankids accessories or tools anymore, and I wanted to rectify that. Unfortunately his pose didn’t really lend me well to putting it in his hands, so it’s just slapped on to the back. I’m also noticing now that the spoon itself it too small, at least on the bowl thing. But it’d be a big hassle to try and fix it, so I guess I’m stuck with it annoying the crap out of it

Oh yeah, so as mentioned earlier, I came to edit something in his design, that being his colors. Originally he looked like this

I liked the blue, and it does give him a color scheme unique from his parents, but my big problem was that the colors reminded me of Marcille from Dungeon Meshi. I don’t know if the outfit is exactly like hers, but it was bugging me, so I changed it. I think overall I like the new color scheme better, but I just wanted to mention the old one

I’m actually quite satisfied with how he turned out. Though granted I did have ideas going in about what to do with him, so that probably helped

Anyways, so that’s Almond Milk. I hope you like him

[brittle-doughie]

Attempt #4. THE INBOX DIMENSION WILL NOT HOLD ME-

I was playing some Noita and remembered that dungeons (The video gamey kind) canonically exist in CRK. Say Y/N Cookie is a student of Parfaedia Academy, they really like trying to make their own spells. Y/N Cookie is very creative, perhaps a bit too creative for their own good. Y/N Cookie's spells vary in quality across a wide margin with some just straight up backfiring in their face. After some very memorable and very spectacular accidents Y/N Cookie receives a brief suspension. Does this deter Y/N Cookie from continuing spellcraft? No! They look back on the events of the Triple Cone Cup. For the third event the champions journeyed through a dungeon labyrinth, surely more of its kind must exist right? Y/N Cookie does some exploring and finds another mysterious labyrinth, perfect for testing out new spells! So Y/N Cookie starts dungeon delving into this new labyrinth of mysteries to use the spells they've concocted against what might dwell below. Of course, Y/N Cookie being Y/N Cookie, their fellow parfaedians eventually discover both their whereabouts as wells as what they've been up to. How would Y/N Cookie's fellow Parfaedians react to finding them dungeon delving all alone, with these new spells of theirs, no matter how hurt they might be? (Sorry if you've actually been getting these)

Wayward Soul (Parfaedia Cookies)

I have been getting these, plz-

You knew it was only a matter of time. That they’d get suspicious of how you were all too eager to carry out your suspicion. It took a little tracking magic to find out where you’ve been going…

Almond Cookie is first on the scene to stop you on your use of unsorted and odd magic here. Don’t you know how dangerous it is to handle this kind of magic, even in a closed and empty environment like this? He’ll ask you to lower your staff, he really doesn’t want to have to use force on you.

Latte Cookie is soft, yet still stern with her speech towards you. First, she makes sure you’re okay and you have no injuries on you. Next, she gives you a talking to about using these vast amount of spells without supervision. She was more worried about you being hurt than breaking the rules.

Seriously? Your professor, Espresso Cookie, reminded you on why you were given your suspension and it was for things like this. He can admire your energy to make all sorts of spells with your imagination, but the spells catalogued in your book should he the preferred ones, undocumented spells are too risky to practice.

The three ask you to follow them back to the academy grounds. They’ll talk more back in the classroom where they’ll decide on how they’ll reprimand you.

You clutch your staff, your grip shaking a little.

You didn’t regret practicing your magic like this, but boy were the incoming consequences not sounding good either…