#laylacooke

[chasseurdeloup-retired]

@laylacooke

[text]: Orange stray cat going to your girlfriend for help doesn't ring a bell?

[pm] Yeah. I do. How do you know about that? You weren’t there. Did you adopt the cat or something?

[big-bad-ulf]

laylacooke replied to your post “[pm] Hey Ulf, are you feeling okay? That sneeze I heard earlier...”

[pm] What? He seemed fine to me earlier when I was laying with him. And last I checked, he didn't have that loud of a sneeze. Are you sure you're okay?

[user is offline for a few hours before reappearing online again]

[pm] Alright, it might have been me, but we have bigger squid to fry. Some combination of man and sea monster came out of the water at the East End Docks and attacked me and Winn while we were fishing. 

Please stay away from there, and off the banks of the Whye in general. Probably the ocean beaches too just to be safe. 

[walker-journal]

laylacooke [pm] Wait, I’m confused. Why are you messaging me? I was the one that tried to kill you…Let me guess. You want to meet up, huh?

[pm]

Why would I be mad about you trying to kill me?

Like, thats life y’know

Moon on the rise, burning in you like an electric current

Why would I blame you?

You tore me up real good! It was fun! 

[packsbeforesnacks]

@laylacooke replied to your post “[text] Hey, how ya feelin' today?”

[text] Not that I know of. Is there anything I can do for you?

[text] You been keepin’ up with practice while shit’s been upside down?

[thronesofshadows]

@laylacooke replied to your post “[pm] Hey Evelyn, I just wanted to apologize for anything I said or did...”

[pm] I did something that changed me into something I thought would be better, but it wasn't. It was a HUGE mistake.

[pm] Well that is extremely vague I am sorry that happened. I hope you are feeling better now.

[letsbenditlikebennett]

laylacooke replied to your post: What should love feel like?

You’ve never been on a date?

No... I’ve played spin the bottle before at a party before. It was alright, I guess. 

[noah-kalani]

GROUP CHAT -> The Den

Noah: [Changed the group chat name to “The Den”]

Noah: Figured this was easier than messaging you all individually. So surprise Winn’s awake! But he apparently wolfed out and ran. Again. 

Noah: If you see him, or smell him. Just let everyone know ok. 

Noah: Also don’t worry. I’mm a fucking microchip him when he gets back to his senses for all of our sanities. 

@packsbeforesnacks​ @letsbenditlikebennett @lucastheunlucky @ofmyownpack @laylacooke @big-bad-ulf

[offrankies]

@laylacooke replied:

[pm] Did she? I didn’t know that. No one told me. And yeah, of course. Um, not really, but I won’t talk about that stuff, cause I know it upsets you.

[pm] I’m not upset. I just hate feeling like I need to keep an eye on you. I hate that I don’t know if I could’ve done anything to prevent what you did. I hate that I can’t promise you everything will be okay. I’m scared that you  

I think we need to talk about it sooner rather than later.

[danetobelieve]

@laylacooke replied to your post: [pm] Uh, my memory is a little fuzzy right now,...

[pm] Good. At least there’s one person I didn’t try to intentionally hurt. But yeah. I don’t think I’ll ever look at fidget spinners the same way ever again. How’ve you been?

[pm] Yeah, I’ve been fine kind of busy just same old same old. You tried the carnival yet?

[kadavernagh]

laylacooke replied to your post: Why are you so pale?

Pale people are seriously the best. Just ignore that Pitiful Excuse of A Butt-plug. I think you’re awesome. ♥

Pallor can be tied to medical conditions; I wouldn’t say it’s the best. I -- what? Butt plug? What?

[forfuchssake]

laylacooke replied to your post “Can I call you Daddy?”

I mean I guess you are kind of a DILF.

What’s a DILF? 

[chasseurdeloup-retired]

@laylacooke replied to your post “[text] Aye, Aye, Captain Putain.”

[text] Yeah, no problem. Just glad you and your Pixie Princess are reunited. Dropped a package off at your place btw. You're welcome.

[text] Please don’t ever call her that again, putain de merde. And I’ll see it whenever I get back there after I sleep for about twelve hours. Or a week. 

[big-bad-ulf]

@laylacooke

laylacooke replied to your post “[pm] Hey Ulf, I didn't want to bother you with this, but is it okay if...”

[pm] I can do that. I'll find somebody I trust that can watch him for me. Thanks. You don't know how much this means to me.

[pm] Sounds like a plan, and you’re welcome. How’s your head feeling?

[packsbeforesnacks]

@laylacooke replied to your post “[text] I miss you, Winn. Come home. :(”

[text] He just told us that you were awake, but doing moon things. I thought you had run off again. I missed the text you sent to everyone. Sorry.

[text] Ah, but... Did he tell you why I was... asleep?

You have nothing to apologize for, Layla. Seriously.

[notsoharsh]

laylacooke replied to your post: So, kind of a weird question, but does anyone know...

sheep101.info/eating…. you can thank google for that one.

Thanks! Wow I definitely couldn’t have just found that myself because I have no clue how the mysterious and powerful google works This looks really helpful. 

[letsbenditlikebennett]

laylacooke replied to your post: [pm]...

[pm] hmm what’s big and red and could crush me if he sat on me?

[pm] Clifford the Big Red Dog, probably? I’m still confused.