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bfleei · 8 months
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,,heey! Could you draw lee!golfball? Ler is up to you, only if you want !!
yes I can!
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i WAS gonna do ler TB but budget cuts (because I was kind of lazy)
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One evening night at Apartment Building of Southern United States, An 5’1” 32 years old, 70ft golden but messy hair tied into braid, Rapunzel is her name. Rapunzel had changed from seven years, Rapunzel had her very largest double belly flow over her knees, her bottom belly finally touch the ground. Her inflated basketballs-sized tits are rest on her belly. Her hips are wide as need another Sofa or entire doorframe door, and her asscheeks are like hugest stuffed net of Sport Balls and sags very low. Her legs have grown fattest sausages like her braids hair, very hammy lower arms but upperarms fattening like fatten hams, and a decent shelf of backfat and Her back was QUITE fat, littered with 50 rolls to potentially hide snacks in. Fattest cinnamon buns-type hands with fattest sausage fingers, her barefoot are inflated football with juiciest pumas-type golfballs-size toes. Her face has fattest cheeks squishy. She had still adorable face and triple chins but had Big dark eye bags, 19 wrinkles on her still adorable face and white strip on top of her head. Rapunzel waddled in the narrow hallway as her entire hips/thighs squashed/brushing against the narrow walls (Ming Lee)
Ming lee was minding her own business, when out of nowhere she has her faced slammed against the wall by somthing or someone “HEY, WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING, THIS HALLWAY ISNT BIG
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xeppeli · 6 years
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*r lee ermey voice* bullshit i bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose like Los Feratu
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moderatelyadjusted · 5 years
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Daddy just wants to golf. She just wants to help. So she's "coaching" him from the sidelines. When he hits the target, she yells "Good job daddy! Now hit the other one!" I'm finding it utterly adorable. . . . . . #golf #babygolf #swing #swingpractice #backyardgolf #golfnet #golfball #clubs #golfclubs #startthemyoung #caddy #futurecaddy #golfcart #coach #golfcoach #futurepro #targetpractice #target #cheerleader #motivate #portland #pdx #beautifulday #kids #toddler #toddlermom #toddlerlife #momlife #instamom #moderatelyadjusted (at Sah-Hah-Lee Golf Course and Driving Range) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByMEBeeluOv/?igshid=1ubtvavqm1p2n
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40ozalctears · 7 years
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conan o brien lookin ass one moemnt youre on top of the world top of your class in middle school geography and then you blink and bam you’re sucking a golfball out of your stepdads shotgun barrel belt and dont worry dems given the motley crueniverse thoerem tommy lee is 26 somewhere as well as the fact it’s happy hour presumably somewhere in oceania one moment that’s all it takes folks for a lump to form on the soft palette of your mouth one moment please this call will be recorded for training coaching and identification purposes. liars you’re recording evidence of my cheque scamming so i can’t silver tongue your nuts out of paying that 300 dollars i would take a few pegs off my facial aesthetics to go into ed sheeran territory if it meant i could watch taylor swift fuck other men in front of me or even hold my member between the blades of a pair of scissors or even be reassured that i’m alone because of genetics and not the fact i’ve gone column corinthian shatter mind from the art school new school too cool i’ll be here all week, bi-weekly, for the month and then next month i’ll be a different person and you’ll probably find someone less funny, maybe slimmer with a dimmer world view.  hurl you out the window of my 4 story escalade lemonade is bestly made known by the ways of the blonde haired Con Air cigarette flicking tom cruises some love song bruises alzheimers cheezits, whozits, movement eschewing schoolbusses of fools buffering new muttering in simpler words squinting birds even now’s too early brow curled furly at the arrival to the pearly gates nobody surely waits
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golfhistorytoday · 7 years
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1976: Lee Trevino wins the Colonial Invitational for his 1st victory in his home state of Texas Lee Trevino, shaken and unsteady and with his game on the verge of collapse, parlayed a lucky break into a birdie that turned back Mike Morley and enabled him to win the Colonial national invitation golf tournament today. It was the first victory of his pro career in Texas. Fact: In 1975 there was no Colonial Invitational…Instead Colonial Country Club hosted the 1975 Players Championship eventually won by Al Geiberger. Morley, who had yet to win on the pro tour, came from five shots off the pace, took the lead at one time and was tied with Trevino for the top spot when they went to the tee on the 16th hole, a 200‐yard par three. Trevino hit his tee shot to the right. The ball hit a bank… well off the green, kicked dead left, trickled onto the green and rolled to within 12 feet of the cup. Morley two‐putted for par and the usually joking Trevino, grim‐faced and unsmiling in the building pressure, rammed in the putt for a birdie that gave him the lead. Trevino broke the longest victory drought of his career —14 months—with a closing 73, three over par, and a 72hole total of 273, seven under par. Morley finished second with a 69 and a 274 total. Morley, 29 years old, had to sink a 20‐foot putt for a birdie on the last hole in order to tie Trevino, but he left it inches short. Tom Weiskopf, a former winner at Colonial who played in the last threesome with Trevino and Morley, birdied the last hole from eight feet for a 71 that enabled him to tie 46‐year‐old Don January for third place at 277. Trevino’s victory in his home state was a long‐time goal for the swaggering, happy‐go‐lucky player. The last event he won was the Florida Citrus open on March 9, 1975. At this event, he won $40,000 of the total purse of $200,000. It increased his earnings this season to $104,994, marking the ninth consecutive year he won more than $100.000. #golf #golfing #golfcourse #golfer #GolfR #golflife #instagolf #golfgti #golfclub #golfers #taylormade #titleist #Scotland #golfball #golfaddict #golfcart #golfstagram #golf4 #golftournament #topgolf #golfdigest #golfchannel #golfgods (at Colonial Country Club)
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nsfmc · 7 years
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sears tv dinners
Loosely connected islands that few people know how to optimize are not the best way to get stories and ideas that matter to the most people or to drive meaningful conversation and collaboration.
--ev williams
i see this as the TV Dinner era of the web. Sure, we used to have loose food but it was a bother putting it together into a meal each night. Now we have tv dinners. They aren't all that tasty, but they're ok. What'll it be tonight, sara lee or hungry man?
but sometime in the 90s it seemed like everyone realized that tv dinners were actually not all that great. sure, there's still frozen food and prepared microwaveable food, but now we buy that a la carte and assemble our meals piecemeal (unless you drink soylent...). you can look at it another way: the early 20th century sears roebuck company was a power to behold, you could buy everything from it. now it's a bargain anchor store at vanishing malls.
Why did department stores go away? Why have we abandoned tv dinners? You could say that the past 20 years have been exceptional: a time of remarkable choosiness culminating in a world when people had time to make small batch pourover coffees or individually agonize over the preparation of their $8 avocado toasts. Maybe that era was the anomaly.
You can think about soylent in this way too: soylent is the acknowledgement that most time you're eating fancyish food that isn't all that great, but maybe one meal out of ten, you'd like to actually eat something nicely prepared. Are and mass market media news that way? honestly, most of the time i don't want to read 5 minute hot takes (this one excepted, of course) and boring summaries, instead i'd rather spend less time with higher bandwidth media rather than continually gobbling down the drumbeat of cnn, msnbc or twitter. Sometimes i like listening to top40 hits on the radio, though.
i think there's something oddly laudable about breathtaking uniformity: moving everyone's content to your platform and giving them the option of changing the url and banner image. it's democratizng in a way, but it's also (to recall the arguments about the kindle or later instapaper) hard to discern who or what you're reading. was that think piece on free code camp or friendship.js?
the sad truth though is that the restaurant industry is not a profit faucet—many fail and most operate at a loss until you factor in liquor and wine sales. if you're looking to rake in the cash, factoring the recalls, there's probably more money to be made in selling golfball hashbrowns.
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mens24corner · 5 years
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Dr. Pimple Popper Helps Man With Golfball-Sized Tumor on Finger
Dr. Pimple Popper Helps Man With Golfball-Sized Tumor on Finger
Dr. Pimple Popper Helps Man With Golfball-Sized Tumor on Finger
• On the season premiere of TLC’s Dr. Pimple Popper, we met Gerald, a crossing guard with a large bump on his left middle finger. • On episode two, Lee connects Gerald with a hand surgeon, Dr. James Lilley, who can perform his surgery. • Lilley successfully removes the tumor from Gerald’s finger.
On the season premiere of the new…
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IN THE BUNKER WITH MICK THE GRIP has been published at http://www.theleader.info/2018/11/21/in-the-bunker-with-mick-the-grip-4/
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IN THE BUNKER WITH MICK THE GRIP
THE ILE AUX CERFS Golf Club, Mauritius, a combination of golf course and paradise. On an island separated from the mainland by a turquoise lagoon, it boasts a luxurious hotel voted one of the world’s best.  Designed by Bernhard Langer, the course features volcanic outcrops, lakes and gullies, with some tee shots across sea inlets.  Unfortunately, the Indian Ocean is rising and it may not be long before golfers are issued with an inflatable buggy and a mask and snorkel. YOU HAVE TO FEEL SORRY for these golf superstars who slave away designing courses on unspoilt tropical islands.  Also spare a thought for Masa Nishijima, International Consultant for Top 100 Golf Courses.  It is his melancholy duty to play on every contender for ‘World’s Top Courses’ and help to rate them accordingly.  Masa has played everywhere from Royal Melbourne to Ballybunion while compiling his list.  I suppose somebody has to do it. HAVING GROWN UP in Merseyside, Tommy Fleetwood will be very much the home-town hero when he hosts the 2019 British Masters at Hillside golf club, near Southport.  The tournament, which has been moved to May and is at present without a sponsor, will mark the European Tour’s first visit to Hillside since Tony Jacklin won the Sun Alliance PGA - the precursor to the BMW PGA Championship – in 1982.  THE EUROPEAN TOUR’S exhausting 2019 schedule features 48 tournaments in 31 countries spanning 5 continents.  The Tour’s efforts to make golf more inclusive and FUN will see the return of GolfSixes, to be played in Portugal, World Super Six Perth, the Shot Clock Challenge and the Belgian Knockout .  January’s Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship will be added to the Rolex Series and the prize fund increased to €7m to bring it in line with the other Rolex Series events (Irish Open, Scottish Open, BMW PGA Championship, Italian Open, Turkish Airlines Open, Nedbank Golf Challenge and the DP World Tour Championship.) The French Open has been dropped from the series, which will do nothing to improve the Entente Cordiale. WAS GOLF HARDER 25 years ago?  Roger Chapman, European Tour golfer in the 80’s says: “If you were behind a tree you could manoeuvre the ball 30-40 yards. These days it just reaches its peak and then falls out of the air. The old ball would carry on bending. I was in the top third of driving distances on the European Tour in the Persimmon days with about 260 yards, now I’m 25 years older and hitting it 25 yards further. Everyone has to go with technology but I preferred it before, the sound of Persimmon was just a great noise. Now it is just ‘get it in the air quickly and let it fly.’  The combination of club and ball means they can hit it 340 yards which seems all wrong.” LEE WESTWOOD’S GIRLFRIEND Helen Storey was on the bag when he won the Nedbank Challenge.  She will now be a permanent fixture, replacing his caddie of ten years, Billy Foster, who’s last pairing with Westwood was at the Turkish Airlines Open the week before, when Westwood tied for 35th place.  Foster said he and Westwood have parted on good terms, “Although he might have waited more than a week before winning a million dollars!” ALONGSIDE THE updated R & A and USPGA Official Rules of Golf book, a printed and digital copy of the Players Edition has been introduced as a more user-friendly version, with illustrations and easy to follow diagrams and charts.   Access via the R&A website and app.  My opinion of the new rules in force from January is as follows: Like: Drop from knee height.   Like: Can repair damage including spike marks on greens. Dislike:  Putting with the pin in.  Can’t understand why they didn’t consult me first. WHAT A TWIT:  Bubba Watson had to show off his chip shot despite bring 41,000 ft up in a private plane, sending a golfball straight down the aisle.  The applause would have been short-lived if it had gone through the windscreen.    Until next time, Happy Golfing. Contact Mick for regripping and repairs. 638 859 475.   
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mchwx · 5 years
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Hazardous Weather Outlook for McHenry Co., IL
<pre>FLUS43 KLOT 172042 HWOLOT Hazardous Weather Outlook National Weather Service Chicago/Romeoville IL 342 PM CDT Wed Apr 17 2019 Winnebago-Boone-McHenry-Lake IL-Ogle-Lee-DeKalb-Kane-DuPage-Cook- La Salle-Kendall-Grundy-Will-Kankakee-Livingston-Iroquois-Ford- Lake IN-Porter-Newton-Jasper-Benton- 342 PM CDT Wed Apr 17 2019 /442 PM EDT Wed Apr 17 2019/ This Hazardous Weather Outlook is for portions of North Central Illinois...Northeast Illinois and Northwest Indiana. .DAY ONE...Tonight. Weather hazards expected... Significant Thunderstorm Risk...with an associated: Limited Tornado Risk. Elevated Hail Risk...up to golfball size. Elevated Damaging Wind Risk...up to 65 mph. DISCUSSION... The potential for isolated severe storms through the mid to late evening continues, primarily northwest of a line from Dixon to Crystal Lake. If a few storms develop, hail and possibly a tornado would be the primary threats. Another area of thunderstorms, with a scattered strong to severe threat, will move northeast into the region late this evening and overnight, primarily south of Interstate 80. Potential for strong and gusty winds and hail could accompany any severe storms that were to develop. .DAYS TWO THROUGH SEVEN...Thursday through Tuesday. Thursday... Limited Severe Thunderstorm Risk. Limited Flooding Risk. Limited Non Thunderstorm Wind Risk. Friday... Limited Non Thunderstorm Wind Risk. Elevated Fire Weather Risk. Elevated Lakeshore Flood Risk Saturday... Elevated Fire Weather Risk. Sunday and Monday... Limited Thunderstorm Risk. DISCUSSION: The threat for showers and storms will continue on Thursday, mainly in the morning and east of I-57. There is a low potential for some of these storms to remain strong to marginally severe with mainly a threat for gusty winds. .SPOTTER INFORMATION STATEMENT... Spotters may be needed through mid evening across mainly northwest and north central Illinois, and possibly overnight south of I-80. GENERAL STORM MOTION OF THE DAY: Moving toward the northeast at around 35-40 mph. </pre> https://wxn.io/rMABk ------------------------------------------------ (c) Copyleft 2019 WxNotify. All wrongs reserved. You may unsubscribe from WxNotify e-mails by going to https://wxnotify.com/signin.html and removing the corresponding alert. from Blogger http://bit.ly/2Uo3PiH via IFTTT
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mchwx · 5 years
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Hazardous Weather Outlook for McHenry Co., IL
<pre>FLUS43 KLOT 171714 HWOLOT Hazardous Weather Outlook National Weather Service Chicago/Romeoville IL 1214 PM CDT Wed Apr 17 2019 Winnebago-Boone-McHenry-Lake IL-Ogle-Lee-DeKalb-Kane-DuPage-Cook- La Salle-Kendall-Grundy-Will-Kankakee-Livingston-Iroquois-Ford- Lake IN-Porter-Newton-Jasper-Benton- 1214 PM CDT Wed Apr 17 2019 /114 PM EDT Wed Apr 17 2019/ This Hazardous Weather Outlook is for portions of North Central Illinois...Northeast Illinois and Northwest Indiana. .DAY ONE...This Afternoon and Tonight. Weather hazards expected... Significant Thunderstorm Risk...with an associated: Limited Tornado Risk. Elevated Hail Risk...up to golfball size. Elevated Damaging Wind Risk...up to 65 mph. DISCUSSION... There is potential for isolated severe storms during the late afternoon and evening. If a few storms develop, all modes of severe weather would be possible with large hail, damaging wind gusts, and a threat for a tornado or two. The primary severe risk area is northwest of a line from Dixon to Crystal Lake. Another area of thunderstorms may move northeast into the region late this evening and overnight. A low potential for strong and gusty winds and small hail could accompany these storms with the main threat for locales along and south of I-80. .DAYS TWO THROUGH SEVEN...Thursday through Tuesday. Thursday... Limited Severe Thunderstorm Risk. Limited Flooding Risk. Saturday... Elevated Fire Weather Risk. Sunday and Monday... Limited Thunderstorm Risk. DISCUSSION: The threat for showers and storms will continue on Thursday with the highest chances shifting east of I-57 through the day. There is a low potential for some of these storms to remain strong to marginally severe with mainly a threat for gusty winds. .SPOTTER INFORMATION STATEMENT... Spotters may be needed after 4 pm this afternoon and into mid evening across mainly northwest and north central Illinois, and possibly overnight south of I-80. GENERAL STORM MOTION OF THE DAY: Moving toward the northeast at 35 mph. </pre> https://wxn.io/YnHvH ------------------------------------------------ (c) Copyleft 2019 WxNotify. All wrongs reserved. You may unsubscribe from WxNotify e-mails by going to https://wxnotify.com/signin.html and removing the corresponding alert. from Blogger http://bit.ly/2Dhz3Cg via IFTTT
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mchwx · 5 years
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Hazardous Weather Outlook for McHenry Co., IL
<pre>FLUS43 KLOT 170945 HWOLOT Hazardous Weather Outlook National Weather Service Chicago/Romeoville IL 445 AM CDT Wed Apr 17 2019 Winnebago-Boone-McHenry-Lake IL-Ogle-Lee-DeKalb-Kane-DuPage-Cook- La Salle-Kendall-Grundy-Will-Kankakee-Livingston-Iroquois-Ford- Lake IN-Porter-Newton-Jasper-Benton- 445 AM CDT Wed Apr 17 2019 /545 AM EDT Wed Apr 17 2019/ This Hazardous Weather Outlook is for portions of North Central Illinois...Northeast Illinois and Northwest Indiana. .DAY ONE...Today and Tonight. Weather hazards expected... Limited fog risk this morning mainly northeast of I-90. Significant Thunderstorm Risk...with an associated: Limited Tornado risk...mainly west and north of I-80/39 Elevated hail risk...up to the size of golfballs. Elevated damaging wind risk...up to 65 mph. DISCUSSION... An area of low pressure will bring increasing shower and thunderstorm chances to the region, mainly later this afternoon and overnight. The potential for severe storms this afternoon and evening will depend on whether capping erodes, and this remains uncertain at this time. If a few storms develop, all modes of severe weather would be possible with large hail, damaging wind gusts, and a threat for a tornado or two. The primary severe risk area this afternoon and evening will be north of I-80 and west of an Ottawa to Crystal Lake line. Another area of thunderstorms may move northeast into the region late this evening and overnight. A low potential for strong and gusty winds and small hail could accompany these storms with the main threat for locales along and south of I-80. .DAYS TWO THROUGH SEVEN...Thursday through Tuesday. Thursday... Limited Severe Thunderstorm Risk. Sunday and Monday... Limited Thunderstorm Risk. DISCUSSION: The threat for showers and storms will continue on Thursday with the highest chances shifting east of I-57 through the day. There is a low potential for some of these storms to remain strong to marginally severe with mainly a threat for gusty winds. .SPOTTER INFORMATION STATEMENT... Spotters may be needed this afternoon and evening across mainly northwest Illinois, and overnight mainly south of I-80. GENERAL STORM MOTION OF THE DAY: Moving toward the northeast at 35 mph. </pre> https://wxn.io/bY6GS ------------------------------------------------ (c) Copyleft 2019 WxNotify. All wrongs reserved. You may unsubscribe from WxNotify e-mails by going to https://wxnotify.com/signin.html and removing the corresponding alert. from Blogger http://bit.ly/2vbCSo4 via IFTTT
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mens24corner · 5 years
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Dr. Pimple Popper Cuts Into Golfball-Sized Cyst in New Instagram Video
Dr. Pimple Popper Cuts Into Golfball-Sized Cyst in New Instagram Video
Dr. Pimple Popper Cuts Into Golfball-Sized Cyst in New Instagram Video
• In a new Instagram video, Dr. Sandra Lee, MD—aka Dr. Pimple Popper—removes a hard cyst from a patient’s shoulder. • The golfball-sized cyst comes out in one spherical piece. • Lee proceeds to cut it in half to show viewers the gunk that’s accumulated inside.
By now, Dr. Pimple Popper is well aware that her fans are sick,…
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golfhistorytoday · 8 years
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On this day, In 1980 Lee Trevino outlasts Ben Crenshaw to win the Players Championship On this day, In 1980 Lee Trevino won the Players Championship at Sawgrass Country Club in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida. He did so by holding off a barrage of the games great players including Jack Nicklaus, Gary Player, and Ben Crenshaw. Trevino was paired with The Golden Bear and the Black Knight in the final round, leading to Trevino to call them the "7 million dollar club" referring to their combined earnings. When asked if Trevino was impressed by his playing partners he replied, "Hell no, I'm one of the biggies, too." -Lee Trevino That's the confidence of a true winner!.... Starting the final round Trevino watched Nicklaus and Payer both birdie the first hole while he bogeyed the second. On the lastl day, it was a "who's who" of the golfing world. You had Trevino leading the pack with Nicklaus, Player, Ben Crenshaw, Tom Watson, and Seve Ballesteros all contending at one point or another. Trevino shot a final round of 70, 2 under par for a total of 278. Crenshaw had the hot putter in the round, turning in a final round of 66, good enough for sole second place. Watson and Ballesteros tied in third with 72 hole aggregates of 280. • • • #golf #golfing #golfcourse #golfer #GolfR #golflife #instagolf #golfgti #golfclub #nikegolf #golfswing #golfers #volkswagengolf #Golf7 #golfporn #golfball #golfaddict #golfcart #golfstagram #discgolf #minigolf #golfwangforsale #golf4 #golftournament #topgolf #golfdigest #golfchannel #golfgods (at Sawgrass Country Club)
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golfhistorytoday · 8 years
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On this day, In 1970 Lee Trevino won the Tucson Open in a sudden death playoff for the 2nd year straight https://www.golfhistorytoday.com/1970-lee-trevino-tucson-open/ #golfing #otd #leetrevino #pga #golfcourse #golfer #golflife #instagolf #nikegolf #golfswing #golfers #golfball #golfaddict #golfcart #golfstagram #golfdigest #golfchannel (at Tucson, Arizona)
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