#legal woes || fnaf

[sunbun-fnaf]

with great risk comes great reward....

[protocolseben]

i always told the discord fellas that to make our own newey, we had to blender work together with a few top aerodynamicists that we kidnapped recruited. in the same vein we will blender work with many drivers taken from everywhere to make another seb, and nando is one component make a successful team

[hollowsart]

..dang. listening to a random video rn and heard the music “Legal Woes“ from fnaf pizza sim... that music reminds me so strongly of Fatty Bear and some Putt-Putt games... heck man. heck. I wish I could play those old Humongous Entertainment games again...

[neo-neurotic]

one of my many beige flags is that once for a period of a few days whenever i felt like doing something that required my eyes to be directly on it (writing, playing a game) i would put on 'legal woes' from fnaf pizzeria simulator (the music from the part where you get sued) on loop and proceed to space out doing my task for anywhere from 1 hour to 5, so now i can recognize it instantly and every time i hear it i go HEY ITS THE MUSIC THAT PLAYS WHEN YOU GET SUED!.

[theworstzangooseever]

Daily VGM #185: I'll sue

Or I guess in this case you're the one getting sued. It's title is Legal Woes, but I think this video's name is a lot funnier. It is indeed the music that plays when a lawsuit comes in the mail within FNAF Pizzeria Sim, and you have to mull over if you're going to settle and just pay the price, or try and fight it and potentially get off scot-free.. Or if you'll get kicked in the ass with an even bigger fee.

[pomogando]

Audio recording of William Afton (FNAF SL)

Based off an au

TW: Child death, Gore, Disturbing imagery, decay, blood

The rabbit, er...- Bon-Bon, is entirely fabric except for certain mechanical bits on the inside. There is a rig inside that allows connection to the Funtime Freddy model and will allow it to control the arms and head movement. Its pretty basic stuff compared to the rest of the technology I've made.

...

Uh, none of this is important- Let me get back to the point. Funtime Freddy has always been the most difficult of my creations to manage. The others will listen and are easy to control. The Bear? Stupid thing has a mind of its own.

In a way, Bon-Bon acts as a sort of... counter to Freddy. It has a voice box with included pre-recorded lines that can sooth Freddy and put him in a trance. It's been the best method.

That is, until it stopped working. An employee that was attempting to detach Bon-Bon was almost killed by that hulk of metal. He nearly severed his arm. None of them will go near the thing anymore. So its all on me until I hire someone else.

"Maybe the voicebox is broken." That's what they said. Bullshit. It may not have been as great as my other works but it wouldn't have fell to shit that easily. I decided to check it for myself. Not like the thing listened to me but I felt as if it knew me as its creator.

The reason the puppet was being taken off in the first place was for cleaning, its a mandatory thing so I didn't think much of it. Though, cleaning wasn't due for another couple days. And these kids were slackers after all.

I found out the reason for the early checkup when i saw the damn thing was leaking.

I brought an out-of-use model with me and quickly switched it for Funtime Freddy. It worked to keep him from lunging at me, but his eyes would stare intensely at me as I went back to the safety of my office. I had Bon-Bon now.

By this point the shit was all over my hands, I recognized the smell and- and i noticed there were huge rips in the back of the puppet.

I reached inside- it smelled like shit. It was awful. I don't know how it fit it all inside. Obviously a younger victim, i found a piece of fabric from a childs shirt crammed inside.

Now, if you're listening to this we both know that the appearence of the body itself isn't suprising. Its the fact Funtime Freddy has a built-in container for bodies, not to mention how long this corpse had to be in here. Disposal is programmed into them. It's done as soon as possible. So what the fuck was this about? Why would it try to keep the corpse? Jesus christ. I refuse to believe this is a programming error. I'm better than that.

...

I have noticed Freddy seemed more clingy over that thing than usual, I didn't think much of it.

...

The funny thing is... while ive been talking, that fucking bear has been getting closer to the glass. Inching its way up. Does it really want it back that bad?

It won't stop staring. I might have to do an emergency shutdown, but those haven't been working as well lately.

I don't think getting rid of Bon-Bon is a smart choice at this moment.

[saltytwi]

hog

[animentality]

the saddest thing about the whole fnaf scott cawthon supports trump situation is that fnaf fans are defending him on twitter and reddit by saying he’s entitled to his opinion...because to straight white people, it is just an opinion. 

it doesn’t harm you if you say conversion therapy should be legal and trans people are all rapists, because it doesn’t affect you.

and now scott is out here whining, woe is me, woe is me, all the lgbts hate me when i’ve been nothing but kind to them...as he donates to Mitch fucking McConnell. 

like god. 

i wish i could be mad, but i’m mostly just sad at the state of this species.

i wish global warming would just kill us all right now, but that’s just an opinion too, i guess, that it exists, and is a fucking issue. 

[themichaelvan]

i love the fnaf 6 music . so much. legal woes comes on and im likes Oh Fuck Yeah . this is the shit. :)

[axolotluv]

There’s three kinds of music I want my vibe to be

I want to be the entirety of the minecraft nether ost, analog horror 80′s esc music, and specifically legal woes from FNAF 6 all at the same time

[luminecho]

*slides in* i also have music that i think "yeah thats an echo vibe" but its all fnaf music becaues the brainrot has turned into brainmoss. soon ill have brainwine. anyways the music from that part where you get sued in fnaf 6 for one hour (Legal Woes) is you . yes the 1 hour version / reuploud thing heart emoji

Of course it’s called Legal Woes. My AA kinnie ass can’t escape the court system huh HDKSHSK

Ok this isn’t at ALL what I was expecting but it’s a bop?? It’s so chill and pleasant and bouncy omg 🥺 I love this