#lestat btw was planning on courting Louis and turning him before his 22nd birthday but then his dad died and he was like. god damn it

[slaygentford]

I CANNOTTTTTT stop thinking about the if lestat had come to New Orleans 13 years earlier post. I cannotttttt get it out of my brain. the ways in which. lestat would be like well seemply allow me mon ami a favor for a good friend :) you musnt worry that beautiful head over finances when I am so readily available! after Louis fathers death which Louis would refuse but inevitably have a breakdown and give into (lestat would somehow engineer that breakdown btw) and inevitably he and lelstat would become involved and then EVEN MORE INEVITABLY.. FLORENCE AND LEVI AND GRACE AND PAUL WOULD BE LIVING OFF OF. LESTATS. MONEY oh and they would hate it so much they would hate it oosoooso much it would be ssosososo evil and obviously lestat hates Louis being focused on anyone but him so Sunday dinner is absolutely an unlivable experience that florence and lestat both insist on because lestat has convinced himself theyre in a battle for Louis affection and florence has her pride btw the way the family would be so. furious. bc according to them Louis is NOT BEATING THE WHITE MANS WHORE ALLEGATIONS but what else was he meant to do??? genuinely? like lestat is keeping them from losing their house and their lifestyle and all of it ...... LESTAT PAYING FOR GRACE'S WEDDING BARKBARKBARK SNARL it would be the messiest possible version of this story it would be vile and evil and everyone would hate each other so much and I would like. to. see it