#let mihawk and croc see how kind buggy is

[aimbutmiss]

TW//SA

I just love the idea of Buggy having more women on his crew than the average pirate captain. We have female captains in the story but other than that it doesn't seem like having women on your crew is the norm in the one piece world (which also makes Luffy's crew a minority, but the strawhats are very unique compared to other crews we see, especially in regards to their size but that's a whole other story).

We (kinda) know that Buggy has a thing for "adopting" weird kids and giving them a home where they can feel normal, like part of a crew, a family. He gives people who don't fit in a place to stay, in exchange for their labour of course. This is especially highlighted by opla where Buggy offers Luffy a place on his crew, not hating him from the start but feeling pity for him.

So would it really be surprising for him to offer women who have been wronged a place as well? Ex-prostitutes, r@pe victims etc. I feel like he'd be really considerate for their struggles.

And it makes everyone in the crew feel safe, men women and everyone in-between, to see that on Buggy's list of crimes crewmates can commit, SA is right on top alongside mutiny.

Maybe that's why Alvida trusted him so easily, because she could see he cared where other men wouldn't. And perhaps, this is one of the things that push Mihawk and Crocodile to start respecting the clown.

[beanghostprincess]

WOMEN MY BELOVED

Okay but Shanks being SUCH A SIMP is so hilarious and also RIPE FOR CHAOS. She needs a non-fruit user for some of it ((maybe up to and including some seastone experiments)), and Mihawk either can't or Won't ((or, and he refuses to admit it, doesn't exactly want to run the risk of hurting her or Croc if there's Residue)). Now she has the Best Little Guinea Pig Ever.

Shanks never considered himself to have a weird k!nk for unhinged scientist clown women, but hey, Buggy awakens things in him, what can he say?

Also imagine the exchanges there.

B: "so we're gonna take this bomb, and I'm gonna throw it at you. And you're gonna cut it, and see if the explosion causes any damage."

S: "I dunno, Bugs, it could be kinda dangerous-"

B: "if you do, I'll kiss you."

S: "YES MA'AM!!!!"

GODS AND YEAH THE OUTFITS

Personally, I think she'd either be fairly The Same as far as outfits go, for practicality, but she also is friends with Alvida, and she's a Flashy Princess, so OBVIOUSLY there's gonna be some SKIN. And just... imagine for a moment.

A gathering for/of pirates. No I do NOT care that it's not a Canon feasible event. Moving on.

Pirate Gathering. A Dress Code. Formal.

Clown Princess in Princess Dress.

Clown Woman In Any Dress. And HEELS. and if it gets uncomfortable, she just detaches her ankles and floats while her feet rest at their table.

Crocodile and Mihawk get to coordinate with her a lil bit, and they both get to watch her bounce around and just grin bc no matter who she charms or spends time with or Spends Time With (👀), she's still theirs. Open relationships.

Also also - consider Luffy and crew being there. Sanji is SWOONING. Nami is disgusted to be a clown fucker, but she's also Looking. There's bets being plaxed on Who Will Flirt First and one of Who Will Be Most Successful.

Luffy meanwhile is splitting his time between FOOD, FRIENDS, and AUNTIE HI HOW ARE YOU I LOVE YOUR DRESS.

She acts all annoyed and put out but she and Luffy CLICK in a way few ever have, their brands of Unhinged and Feral are complimentary.

((Extra Bonus, maybe it's a gathering for the Emperors. Shanks is there too. He is frothing at the mouth bc AAAAA LUFFY and AAAAA BUGGY and AAAAA LOOK AT THEM TOGETHER.

The only way we include Teach in this is if he's in Dirty Baby Jail, hit on Buggy and got OBLITERATED, or Buggy point blank 'seduces' him to knock him out, steal his treasure, and then locked him in a closet with seastone cuffs and a toothbrush.))

I love seeing an ask starting with "women my beloved". It makes a lesbian's day. Do not stop loving women.

This is all amazing. Thank you. Yes. Absolutely. Shanks would let Buggy do anything to him and he'd thank her and honestly? Understandable. While Mihawk and Crocodile just see their girl do her own stuff with pleased smiles on their faces. If their clown wants to torment people with her silly shenanigans and lethal inventions, who are they to intervene?

And the outfits would kind of be the same, yeah, but she'd definitely want to catch people's attention. Maybe at first she still wears the same things, but after a while of feeling comfortable in her body and with her identity? She has a closet full of clown-themed outfits. Beautiful dresses. She has everything. From classy, more sophisticated dresses to sillier outfits. Everything is provided by Crocodile because now Buggy is some kind of beautiful Barbie he dresses and watches explode things. "This Barbie is a pyromaniac clown" but like, literally.

Sanji and Nami are having a moment™. Leave them alone. It's understandable. Sanji is shameless about it, though, while Nami is questioning her entire persona (that's only like the first five seconds tho). Zoro wants to get out of there and he can't stand them (<- gay gay homosexual gay) but at least he has a chance to talk to Mihawk again so, whatever. And Luffy won't stop annoying Buggy but she secretly loves the kid a ton, and he won't stop telling her to go "boom boom" on stuff together while they catch up and that's something she can't say no to.

Shanks is going through a heart attack, by the way. I heard those AAAAAAAAAAAAs in his voice. He's SO happy to see Luffy. And SO excited to see Buggy like that. And SO thrilled to see them together getting along. He can't get rid of Mihawk and Crocodile who're staring at him menacingly (because yes, they have an open relationship with Buggy but that does not mean Shanks gets to hurt her again. So they try to be careful even when they know he's pretty much her silly toy now to try her new inventions on) but he doesn't really care about it.

[moongothic]

Tbh I wanna see crocodile fight someone so we can see how strong he is because the last time he’s gotten in a real fight was in marineford. Does crocodile have haki? Does he need it at all to survive the new world? Like with most of the relevant pirates knowing haki, retroactively or otherwise, it’s kinda hard to gauge what he’s capable of

Anon I am so sorry I'm gonna go slightly off-topic/become deranged because I've been thinking about writing a whole ass post about this very subject and now you just gave me an excuse to word vomit incoherently instead. So I'm just gonna do that. I'm so sorry

(Hey won't you look at that I actually came back and edited this so it's vaguely legible and there's like a proper point to my thesis lmao)

Also I am. So sorry. For how obscenely long this got. Holy shit I have no idea how this happened I am so sorry

I can not put into words just how badly I want to see this man have an actual, proper 1-v-1 fight with someone. Oda, for the love of god let him fuck up someone, please, I c̵͍͛r̶̢͠a̴͕̾v̷̠͆ḛ̶̐ ̸̤͝t̷̟̋h̷̳̓ḙ̵̀ ̷̱͌b̶͓͑l̸̦̚ô̶̠ȯ̸͇d̴̲̕

No for real though, the one, true, proper 1v1 we ever saw Crocodile have WAS with fucking Luffy and like, to be fair they did fight three times, but still, during Summit War? Sure we see him exchange a few blows but it's never a proper 1v1 because we keep on cutting from one thing to another and the opponents keep on changing etc. So there was no time for a proper battle with anyone

So out of principle alone I want to see him have a proper fight with someone (who isn't a Strawhat preferably) at least once before the series ends (though honestly if we could have more than just one fight scene with Crocodile I would not complain at all, but I might be asking too much at that point)

But also yes. I want to know Croc's actual Power Level in the story right now (and I don't mean that in a powerscaling-kinda way, just in a "I want my husband to look cool because it's what he deserves" kinda way)

Like. The Crocodile we've seen in the past absolutely under no circumstances deserves the fucking unit of a bounty he has on his head right now. And I mean, to be fair Buggy doesn't deserve his gigantic bounty either, canonically the numbers don't matter or mean THAT MUCH-- They just reflect what the WG thinks a person is worth, not the true level of threat the person actually poses But also. Croc's bounty has literally gotten like 24 times bigger from his OG pre-Shichibukai era bounty. To be fair, according to trivia his OG bounty would've at least doubled had the WG known about Baroque Works, but his current bounty would still be like 12 times bigger than before. And god fucking knows Crocodile does not fucking deserve a bounty this fucking big if he hasn't gotten any more powerful since Alabasta. No amount of hanging around with Mihawk and running evil organizations should beef up his bounty that much

So surely, he must've gotten more powerful since we last saw him action, right? Surely? Somehow?

But indeed, how?

And that's where we kinda get to the interesting part, don't we? We have no idea what Croc's been up to for the past two years. Like whatever he's been doing, surely it's been better than spending a decade sitting on his ass and barely ever lifting a muscle when overpowering rando pirates attacking Alabasta with his Logia powers, right. Like surely being in the New World alone would be enough to make him break a sweat for a change

But then like, the only two times we have seen Croc post-timeskip (pre-Cross Guild) he has been just sitting around reading the news (to be fair, the scenes were also about him catching the news about Luffy, it's not like he can't do anything else outside of those scenes). So like. I feel kind of conflicted, like on one hand to get stronger then surely he must've been working out or something. But also I do kind of mentally associate Training Arcs with much younger characters, and Crocodile is quite middle aged, like is he even allowed to go through a training arc anymore?? Especially when he's like a such a Proper Gentleman, it's so hard to imagine him to go back to the basics or anything

But also?? How else would he get stronger?? Like?? Maybe there really was?? AN OLD MAN TRAINING ARC??

But also, to be fair

Crocodile did make a big point about how he "keeps on honing and developing his Devil Fruit skills instead of stagnating like some other losers" back when he and Luffy had their first match. So I really would love it if Oda kept that actually true for the character, I'd love to see him actually whip out some new tricks, techniques and attacks instead of us seeing Sables again for the 839423th time

And really he can't really whip out new attacks if he hasn't at least tried to come up with new tricks (and preferably tried them out)

But that was just the basics right, Croc's Devil Fruit capabilities

Then there's the whole mystery of Crocodile's Haki Status. A whooole different can of worms. Considdering how the only actual damage he seemed to take during the entirety of Summit War was because of Jozu's Haki, and the fact that even fucking Blackbeard can use Haki now, it'd feel deranged if he doesn't have any kind of Haki capabilities. Like everybody knows Haki is going to be Croc's persona kryptonite, including Croc himself! And Haki Mastery really is The Thing that decides whether a pirate crew can actually make it or not in the New World (Kaidou made a specific point about that too). So surely, considdering Croc's supposed to be A Smart Boy and all, he knows he'll need to actually figure out how to use Haki if he doesn't want to lose another limb, right. Like surely he's figured that shit out, right???

Now people have been speculating for years if both Crocodile AND Moria used to be Haki users who lost their Haki after getting their asses kicked in the New World. Which, in theory would make sense, since Haki is essentially just willpower, and getting crushed the way they did would give them good in-universe reasons to why they didn't use the ability, as their traumas could translate to them losing their wills. But also it is willpower, that's not really a tangible thing you can really lose, and the idea of "Haki loss" isn't actually canon (yet at least). So although it's great fanon, we can't assume it's true. Like just as an example, we know Hancock can supposedly use Conqueror's Haki but we've never actually seen her demonstrate the ability

And to be fair to Croc (and Moria), the concept of Haki didn't really start to get Truly Solidified in the story until post-War, so expecting Alabasta!Croc to use it a whole decade earlier in real world time would be ridiculous since Oda hadn't figured out the system yet.

And while that is 100% true and fair.

Thing is. Although extremely vague, I do think Oda had been slowly starting to build the IDEA of Haki already in Alabasta. Like we know the concept gets properly introduced during the Skypiea Saga where Blackbeard both namedrops it and we get to see Observation Haki in action, under the name Mantra. But already in Alabasta, when Zoro is trying to figure out how to cut steel (to defeat Daz), that whole "breath of things" and hyper-awareness he gains when near death... I'm not the first one to point out how much that sounds like rudamentary Haki. And like, yes, on paper the idea of the battle was that Zoro became strong enough to cut steel. But also, learning to use Haki would be what would allow anyone to cut through a Devi Fruit ability like that. The same applies to Luffy's final attack on Crocodile too, his punch destroying the sand blade that before would've sliced his entire hand in half before is poetic on its own, but makes even more in-universe sense if you considder the possilibity Luffy might have subconciously been using Haki at the very end, his sheer willpower allowing him to punch Croc.

The reason I'm pointing all that out is that I kinda wonder if we might've gotten hints at Crocodile having not just Haki, but fucking Conqueror's Haki in Alabasta

This is based on two things:

First, Crocodile's pet bananawani. Yes, he could just be Really Good with animals and that would be adorable on its own. But we know Conqueror's can be used to intimidate and tame animals, including really fierce beasts. Keeping in mind that bananawani are meant to be one of the few species of animals that prey on Sea Kings, IDK, if you told me the reason Crocodile was able to tame them and keep them as pets thanks to Conqueror's, I would believe you. It's nothing solid, there's no proof one way or another, but it would make sense in-universe, it is plausible.

Second, this scene.

Does that blast of Ominous Air/Energy on the third page not remind you of one of those Conqueror's Haki shockwaves?

Of course, considdering Luffy was able to knock out Bon-chan with his untrained, uncontrolled Conqueror's in Impel Down (though to be fair, in the Impel Down scene Bon-chan was in rough condition anyways), if Crocodile was displaying his Haki here, either

A) Shit's real fucking weak or

B) He must've intentionally "kept it down" in this scene just to make sure his agents didn't actually pass out on the spot

But of course, if Croc had fullblown Conqueror's that he was able to control that well, you'd think he might've actually used it to subdue weaker enemies at some point or something (though, again, Hancock also supposedly has it and we haven't seen her use it, and if we had seen him use it on Luffy or something then the story really would've ended in Alabasta). So if that really was Conqueror's, I'd personally maybe rather lean on it being weak as hell (especially if Haki Loss was canon) over him having perfect control over it

Of course, just because that ominous blast of air in hindsight might resemble a weak ass Conqueror's Haki Blast, it doesn't mean that's what it was. Just like with the Bananawani example, there's nothing solid here to go off of, it's just plausible

(Also just for clarity's sake, Crocodile doesn't need Conqueror's Haki. I just think there could be evidence to suggest it if you overthink it just right)

All of this to say

Regardless of what Croc's Haki Status was during Alabasta and Summit War, the fact is that the dude really does kind of need Haki just to survive in the current storyline. So if he can't use ANY KIND OF HAKI, I'm just gonna be speechless. Like Luffy could kill him by just farting on him at that point Not to mention I'd actually love to see the Haki Loss-concept explored in the canon. Like either have it debunked, or somehow confirm it's a thing and show off what a horrifying threat Crocodile can be when he's actually putting his everything into a fight (same for Moria btw, if all he has to protect rn is Perona I'd love to see him go apeship and use Haki to protect her)

BUT THEN THERE'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT DIRECTION WE COULD GO WITH CROCODILE'S POWER LEVEL

OH DID YOU THINK I WAS FUCKING DONE WITH THIS POST? NO, WE'RE STILL FUCKING GOING MAN

So I've seen a lot people speculate about Logia Awakenings and what they could be like. Most people seem to agree on the theory that Punk Hazard being the way it is could be a result of two awakened Logias (namely Akainu and Aokiji) clashing. Similarly that Enies Lobby could be where an Awakened Light Fruit did a thing in the distant past, causing the eternal daytime on the island

I'm not sure I'm entirely convinced that's what Logia Awakenings will be like (some people have also suggested Enel's Final Form was a Logia Awakening, which I kinda doubt but okay), it's a neat idea in any case, we'll just have to wait and see what Oda has cooking for us

Regardless. On a mere narrative level, if they're even possible then I think it'd be cool as hell if Crocodile could act as an introduction to Logia Awakenings and what they're actually like. Because, depending on the role the bastard is going to take going forward, it could prepare us and Luffy for what's to come with Akainu (the real threat)

And again, depending on his role in the story, I think he could be an actual candidate for someone who could deserve to be Awakened-- like the whole Awakening State is sliiightly OP, and Logias are also kind of OP by default. So between OG Croc being kinda weak as hell (by current standards), but also him being an experienced pirate who's known his abilities for god knows how many decades... IDK I think he could deserve The Honors, y'know?

Like compare him to someone like Sabo or Blackbeard who got their Logias only recently and are still learning to use their abilities (more or less). If either of those fuckers somehow Awakened their Logias before Sir Fucking Crocodile I'd be kinda pissed off y'know?

The Admirals are kinda OP to begin with anyways too, I kinda just don't want Smoker to get The Honor of being the first on-screen Awakened Logia either, and really that would leave us with like... Ceasar and Enel as our only remaining options

And Dragon, if he does have a Wind Logia (which remains to be seen)

So. Yeah. If Logia Awakenings can be a thing, I think Crocodile could be the perfect guy to actually introduce them in the story (depending what his role will be).

All of this nonsense to say

Mr Oda, please, I would like to see Sir Crocodile in action pwease

And I want to know what the hell that weird spike thing was

Mr Oda please, I wish to see the Husband and see what kind of tricks he can do now after all these years, please allow him to commit a murder or two or three

[filthyopmusings]

by... surprisingly popular demand (by which I mean more than one person actually told me to write it lol), some short BugHawkCroc smut thanks to that 1056 Cross Guild reveal

(featuring trans!croc because I believe that’s just canon)

“This is an alliance. I don’t work for you.”

“Sure,” Buggy drawled, leaning back in the pompous chair he’d made his underlings carry to the Big Top. “And who’s the Emperor here?”

Crocodile scowled, still unhappy about the way the newspapers had framed what happened. Technically, they weren’t wrong, it had been Buggy who’d disabled the marines’ new marvel of a weapon and turned it on them, but that had been pure, dumb luck. All three of them knew it.

Hoping for support, Crocodile turned his gaze to Hawkeye, who was staring back at him with the same intense gaze he always wore.

Crocodile had always hated it during warlord meetings. Just like the smirk he wore now.

“I don’t see your problem. Everyone knows there’s nothing like an Emperor’s reputation to keep pesky marines away from yourself in the New World.” Truly, he was mostly here because of circumstance, but Shanks would be so mad that after all these years, Mihawk had joined another emperor, and the weak brother who hated him at that. It was worth it just for that. “Besides, these other... benefits he suggested sound like a good deal.”

Buggy cackled like a madman as Crocodile gaped at Mihawk. Poor guy had been kicked out of the warlords before Buggy joined, and therefore had no idea this wasn’t their first encounter of this sort.

The world’s greatest swordsman had a thing for people who wouldn’t simply fall to his attacks, and while Buggy could attribute that to his devil fruit rather than any skill or haki, the result was the same.

And Mihawk made such a pretty picture on his knees, how was Buggy supposed to resist?

He was a pirate, a real one, through and through, and he’d never turn down a treasure laid out so readily for him. “Why don’t we show him what he’s missing out on?”

Crocodile could only watch as Mihawk situated himself in Buggy’s lap, languidly grinding their hips together as a hand trailed down his back until it was groping at his ass. Their lips met, and soon there were tongues involved.

Buggy clearly didn’t know the meaning of holding back or taking things slow, stripping Mihawk without any sense of patience or grace.

There was no finesse, but Mihawk responded in kind, quickly tearing off Buggy’s sash and pulling down his pants. He slid down to kneel between Buggy’s legs without having to be asked, but Buggy keened in pleasure and gripped at Mihawk’s short hair to guide him into taking as much of his dick into his mouth as possible.

Fuck. Why was this hot?

It was just a sloppy blowjob. Crocodile had seen better, without any clown inolved.

But nothing Crocodile had ever watched matched this pure, unadulterated desire. Buggy didn’t know how to hold back, he had no class, but in this moment, when he was looking down at Hawkeyes with all of that lust written right onto his face, Crocodile wanted those eyes to look at him with that same open desire.

He could feel his cheeks heat up at the thought, and worse, his underwear was getting uncomfortably wet.

...Maybe he should see this as a benefit to their alliance.

Seeing as he’d already been invited, Crocodily shrugged off his coat and stepped closer, though he wasn’t quite sure where to fit himself.

A gloved hand carressed his face without either of the two men even looking at him, a thumb tracing over the scar on his face. The touch was gentle, almost sweet, not at all what Crocodile wanted, but he still let it happen for a few torturous seconds until Buggy finally looked at him, pupils blown wide.

Yes. That was the exact look Crocodile wanted on him. A shudder ran down his spine. Now the touches just needed to match.

“See?” Buggy grinned. It was obnoxious, over the top, the smile of a winner who couldn’t help but lord it over everyone he’d won against. “Now you wanna join. Call me your Emperor and I’ll let you have a seat on my lap.”

Seriously? Crocodile grit his teeth, but the hand on his faced trailed lower, thumb now brushing over his lips.

Crocodile had half a mind to bite it off, though with the clown’s weird devil fruit, he might just end up with a floating thumb in his mouth. Possibly not the best idea.

As he stalled, Mihawk only sped up his efforts, and Buggy’s attention turned back to him, moaning out his appreciation with abandon. Mihawk reached down to his own crotch, but his hand was slapped away by the one that had previously been in Mihawk’s hair, and Buggy set to stroking Mihawk’s cock, quick and sloppy, until Mihawk came with a deep groan.

Buggy followed soon after, thrusting into Mihawk’s mouth with abandon, moans reaching an octave no human should be capable of.

As cum slowly dribbled down into Mihawk’s immaculate facial hair, Crocodile had to wonder if he’d missed his chance. Somehow, that felt even more annoying than giving into Buggy’s unreasonable demands.

“So is it my turn now?” Buggy only looked at him, eyebrows raised, as if posing the question back at him. “...My Emperor?”

Buggy practically purred at the words, and suddenly a hand at Crocodile’s back was pushing him forward, right into Buggy’s lap. For how blissed out he looked, Buggy was still quick at tearing off Crocodile’s layers of clothing. For a second, Crocodile tensed when it was his underwear being pulled off - he hadn’t ever seen a need of informing any of his fellow warlords of his genitals - but Buggy didn’t even look surprised, nothing about his appreciative gaze changed as he took in all of Crocodile, from his obvious top surgery scars to the dripping pussy between his legs.

“Now that’s a feast in form of a man if I’ve ever seen one.”

The tension dissipated basically instantly, and Crocodile felt free to grind down on Buggy. He’d gone soft after spilling down Hawkeye’s throat, but his thigh was good enough for the time being, and Crocodile had no doubt he’d get him hard again in no time.

Buggy’s cock would be inside of him soon, pleasurably stretching him out, and hell, maybe Mihawk’s too. For now, he’d made himself comfortable on one of the armrests, leaning against Buggy and fixating Crocodile with those strange eyes of his.

That wasn’t too bad, either. Crocodile didn’t mind an audience, and he knew if Buggy was actually good at anything, it was putting on a show.

This would be fun.

[askkav-archived]

Characters : The warlords. All of them. ( aka : Boa,Buggy,Blackbeard, Crocodile,Doflamingo, Jinbei, Kuma, Law, Mihawk, Moria, and that wannabe whitebeard son. Edward Weevil )

GIVE ME A CHARACTER | ( X )

*Sweats* Julie, Why… ;=;

It’s super long and so it’s under a read more also crosses off OTPS bc shit’s irrevelant to my constant shippy ass.

Blackbeard

How I feel about this character:

First thought when I saw him first: Look at this dumbass

My current thought: Look at this dumbass

My probably future thoughts; Ugh, I don’t want to look at this dumbass

I actually; for once, don’t like this character - you might think it’s based off of his looks, ew, never assume I dislike a character on appearances alone. I appear and seem shallow but I’m really not, it’s like a cover. Well disguised cover.

I hate his personality traits. 

He acts so high on power; like he’s untouchable and unbeatable but the moment he knows he’s on the losing side, he’ll cry, cower and ask for mercy like the sniveling little shit he is.

He reminds of people I pushed out of my life for a good reason. Weak, manipulative and conniving.

But you know what; the fact that he’s able to will this sort of reaction and feelings - shows that he’s a good character, good at what he’s doing. I can respect that.

All the people I ship romantically with this character

Can’t ship what you don’t understand. ( X )

My non-romantic relationships for this character

Death; slow and painful death. And my foot. Up his ass.

My unpopular opinion about this character

Why does anyone like him? (Joking, it’s like how people ask how do I like Akainu and this character - dude chill.)

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

Shit himself.

Boa Hancock

How I feel about this character

You know; I can fit a whole lot of shit of words but goddamn I love them - GIVE ME MORE OF BOA, BOA IN LOVE, BOA WHO KICKS BITCHES LEFT AND RIGHT!! Just give me more of her, I know we know a lot about her as it is; but just…

My love~

All the people I ship romantically with this character

Luffy? Like the mushy kind, the lovey-dovey kind and Luffy is oblivious and doesn’t care-kind. I’ll stand by you Boa. (But plz marry me…)

I probably ship them with other girls; give me some and I’m like ‘fuck yeah’

(( ;///; And Kav, maybe, maybe a lot… ))

My non-romantic relationships for this character

Her sisters, the island and crew she rules over and that previous snake princess - they’re all her bros.

My unpopular opinion about this character

I often see she gets shit for being in love with Luffy - the only known character (ofc besides Zoro) that hasn’t shown the sort of attraction to Boa and cares not for who she is but she’s cool because she helps him out.

I find it cute honestly but if Boa kicked my ass, I would find that cute so… go figure. Though honestly a few authors need to write better female characters tbh so… whatever.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

Come back to me and in canon! That’s all and also kick more people’s asses.

Buggy

How I feel about this character

Eh not much to say; I kind of don’t like clowns or characters who look like one. But he’s alright

All the people I ship romantically with this character

Himself and a mirror, maybe a bit of Mr.3/Galdino

My non-romantic relationships for this character

His crew. Galdino, Shanks, Luffy - he  can be pretty cool buds with a lot of people.

My unpopular opinion about this character

Uh… For a clown, he’s not very funny. Actually most clowns are terrifying...

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

Like others, become relevant to the story line, maybe?

Crocodile

How I feel about this character

Great character, but like the majority in One Piece - overconfident and arrogant, like it’s kind of why y’all get your ass kicked by a boy. Age doesn’t mean maturity or all your decisions are made wisely.

I would like to know more about his backstory, we got everyone else’s because they’re going to be pushed aside but him - he needs his and I’m waiting.

All the people I ship romantically with this character

He’s not a really trusting man; much like Doflamingo - like a lot of these older pirates aren’t trusting either.

No romantic ships for this one either. (Most of my faves don’t have romantic options, fuck love, right?)

My non-romantic relationships for this character

Platonically, there’s very little - I often see Luffy and Crocodile getting along, as well as Daz. Daz can be a little more than platonic though.

J-just everyone wants to screw Croc and I have no understanding why but god, that arrogance and I think I’m better than you attitude is just. Nice!

He fucks everyone at some point, maybe.

My unpopular opinion about this character

Nothing in mind.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

Perhaps come back; most likely go back to your villainous roots, maybe? I don’t know.

Doflamingo

How I feel about this character

Fuck boi, fight me, like right now.

No but seriously, I gravitated to this character more than any other in this series - his love for pink, his carefree nature and his controlling tendencies - Like a moth to a flame and I’m willing to burn in hell for them.

I spend the better part of being in this fandom hyperfixated on them, oops.

But yeah, I do that often actually - I base my life around characters to keep me somewhat sane and emotionally stable. Too bad for everyone though, me fixating on him made me more honest, mayde me more egotistical and so goddamn flamboyant.

He teaches you to be you and that’s cool. I love Doflamingo but I’mma slam dunk his ass down a trash chute.

All the people I ship romantically with this character

If you want a romantic ship with this character, well you know - it wouldn’t be very romantic because he’s not the type to let go easily; he holds onto you because you belong to him and well, if you aren’t strong or capable, expect death being your only way out.

(Toxic-ly ships both Kav and Doflamingo)

My non-romantic relationships for this character

Platonically, everyone in his family this includes Law and his Corazon.

Sexually, there’s more than a few actually besides Kav - because of course, I ship Kav and Doflamingo seeing as Kavandria’s story was made with Doflamingo in mind.

Katakuri though… A crackship Katakuri and Doflamingo, just don’t tell my sweet love.

My unpopular opinion about this character

Eh I got none at the moment.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THAT SHITSHOW IN DRESSROSA, YOU ASSHOLE!!!! I am so pissed off with how your story just ends like that… I wanted more from you and I was so disappointed.

Jinbei

How I feel about this character

Mm I think I used to think he was cool; not as much. He’s okay.

All the people I ship romantically with this character

None.

My non-romantic relationships for this character

Luffy and crew; along with his own

My unpopular opinion about this character

Too hyped up

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

Nothing really.

Kuma

How I feel about this character

Not much to go on about them really; though his objectives is mysterious and I wonder about them seeing as he helped out the strawhats in his own way.

All the people I ship romantically with this character

No one I can imagine.

My non-romantic relationships for this character

Ivankov? People back at the Revolutionary army? I don’t know. I wasn’t really invested in him.

My unpopular opinion about this character

Nothing.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

Tell us more about him next time. I’m tired of vague things tbh…

Law

How I feel about this character

He alright though I kind of wish he kept that “I wanna destroy everything” sort of mindset, honestly - the terrible and horrible things he would have unleashed onto this world with his powers, ooh~

Yeah but he’s alright.

All the people I ship romantically with this character

Nobody, really.

(Unless it’s Kav ;=; They’re both snarky and would hate each other, which makes it all the more better. There’s a trend with my ships, isn’t there?)

My non-romantic relationships for this character

Platonically, there’s his crew, there’s Luffy tho and Zoro. People here and there, whatever. I’m more interested in his powers and what he could do with them.

My unpopular opinion about this character

Eh, pretty boy - too emo, ugh. Much like Ace, you know...

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

Wish he wasn’t a fuckass and was bent on revenge; a man saves your life and then you dedicate your life to kill another a man? For what? Nothing. He didn’t even die, you failed! Boo.

Mihawk

How I feel about this character

Beautiful human being and I think he’s great; only because of Julie (like I never would have thought of him - yeah he was one of the characters I liked because he’s a warlord etc)

But you got me hooked even more ;=;

All the people I ship romantically with this character

Huh, I can’t think of anyone - he doesn’t seem like a romantic character, but I say this about myself and everyone so I’m a terrible judge of character.

Ships them with Kav though.

My non-romantic relationships for this character

Perona and Zoro are like his kids, right? I guess, though I think it’s more like a guardian sort of thing - not parental, he just guides them.

Shanks is another, he complements that quiet guy honestly - it’s nice for those who are introverted or silent to have that one loud and happy-go-lucky friend.

I would love to see more warlord interactions honestly ;=;

My unpopular opinion about this character

Like many, I don’t have like set opinions about characters. It changes frequently.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

Please, show up more.

Moriah

How I feel about this character

You know, I don’t say this often - much like Gin and a couple of side characters or antagonists, Moriah has made an impact on me. What affected me a lot is that expression when he spoke about his crew - I can relate, I don’t want to lose anyone important to me and when we do, it’s a huge loss on our psyche and our mentality from then on.

I love him honestly.

He’s lazy, he’s got an agenda and he acknowledges it. Honest, he’s just out right with what he thinks. He’s not physically appealing and his theme is halloweeny, what a weeny. The guy wears fishnet… Amazing!

All the people I ship romantically with this character

No one, really.

My non-romantic relationships for this character

His crew; whomever they were - Moriah deserves to have his friends and crew. A father/daughter relationship between him and Perona.

I don’t know what else beyond that. I don’t think he’s a sexual character; he might seem like it but people and characters can surprise you.

My unpopular opinion about this character

Eh, I never really make fun of people or even character’s appearances - I just can’t do it, because you know… I’m not that terrible of a person. And I know it’s suppose to be, you know, funny but my sort of my fun or humor is like at no one’s expense.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

Please, come back? You didn’t die. Also fuck up Kaido, he’s bleh… Reminds me of someone I know and I think he deserves to keel over.

Weevil

How I feel about this character

Ew

All the people I ship romantically with this character

No one deserves to have this man child to care for

My non-romantic ships or otherwise relationships for this character

His Momma - she appreciates him I suppose but only for his power and his dumbness.

My unpopular opinion about this character

Mm nothing in mind

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

Probably become relevant at some point, along with other characters too.

[moongothic]

You know here I was thinking to myself Crocodile would have no fucking way in a million years to get Pluton, because to get Pluton Momonosuke would have to order Zunesha to open Wano, and Momo would never just let Crocodile have the weapon, plus there's no way Crocodile could actually find out Pluton is in Wano

But actually

Some people have been wondering if the person Caribou is working for is actually Crocodile. Since last we saw Caribou, he mentioned he needed to let "that person" know about Pluton's location

Like I still feel a bit doubtful the person Caribou is talking about is Crocodile?? Like I'm not sure Croc would employ such a nasty bastard?? But also all Crocodile does give a shit about is whether or not the guy gets the job done so??? (But also not only does Caribou ALSO have a Logia DF but also a Quite Moist One at that, and IDK I feel like that could be a disadvantageous "underling" for Crocodile to have considdering the moisture is like His One Weakness?? IDK)

But the only other person (as far as known-characters go) I could see Caribou having ties with is Blackbeard but IDK if BB would be interested in getting Pluton in his hands? Though god knows BB is a wild card, who the fuck knows what his next move is. (I don't really think BB cares about getting One Piece either, like all we really know is that he wants Fullalead to become a part of the World Government as a proper country) But one of his ships has just arrived at Egghead, which means if Caribou was allied with Blackbeard, this would give Caribou a very quick and easy way to report back to his boss?

But the other thing is; Buggy wants to get One Piece. Buggy might actually be aware of how they need the Road Poneglyphs to find it. Even if he doesn't have them yet, with Big Mom gone they could probably get the one from Whole Cake Island pretty easily right now

But more importantly

Because Buggy was on Roger's ship

Buggy knows the Minks and he knew Oden

Buggy unironically actually has the connections to access the Poneglyphs from Zou and Wano

And god fucking knows, if Buggy is dragging Mihawk and Crocodile to Wano anyways, and if Crocodile found out about Pluton being there--

Good dear god, what kind of fucking chaos are we in for y'all

My only Side Note to this idea is that, if either Blackbeard or Cross Guild is going to head to Wano to get Pluton (or hell, why not both, Buggy could head there just for the Poneglyph and they could just run into Blackbeard wrecking havoc trying to get it for himself and CG could just find out that way), regardless it would result in either

A) Someone actually obtaining Pluton

B) The Strawhats finding out about someone going after Pluton and heading back to Wano to stop it (god knows Luffy and Robin wouldn't want neither BB or Croc to have it)

But considdering the Strawhats JUST LEFT WANO I can't imagine them going IMMIDIATELY BACK either

So???