#liancrescent

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Happy holidays @liancrescent - I’m your WoT Secret Santa! You asked for Forsaken, so have some missing scenes from the Worst Roadtrip Ever

Title: To the City, Lost and Forsaken Characters: Asmodean, Lanfear, Rand al’Thor (briefly) Summary:  Lanfear and Asmodean's Great and Terrible Roadtrip: it's all fun and games until someone gets betrayed. Wordcount: 2821 Warnings: none

[skibump724]

“She can’t be very bright, or they’d never have been able to shove her into the job.” @liancrescent

[rena-sedai]

F*** mary kill: Rand, Matrim, Perrin. 😏👌

- F*ck Perrin,    I know I am signing my death here but like Faile, I love his beard… it was nice knowing you all! Blame @liancrescent

- Marry Rand,   he can have one more, our redhead needs all the love, and I will also have 3 awesome sister-wives!   Best deal I think…

- Kill Matrim,    your best friend basically…the one that makes you headdesk more times than it is healthy, so yeah Mat has the honor..

[bannerman-for-the-band]

This is for you, @liancrescent . Sorry it's late, and that Hurin's hair isn't that good. I am loth to draw long hair.

[bartonsedai]

20 Questions

As it turns out, @everybodyhatesrand tagged me to do this some time ago, but I didn’t know because...well, Tumblr.

Rules: answer 20 questions so your followers can get to know you better and tag 20 followers you would like to get to know better.

Name: Jessi

Nickname: None.  People occasionally call me “Jess,” and it makes me cringe every time

Zodiac Sign: Libra (some stuff puts me in Virgo, but eh)

Height: 5′4″ ish

Languages Spoken: English and (in theory) German (7.5 years of studying a language should be enough)

Nationality: American

Average Hours of Sleep: 7-8

Favorite Fruit: Lemons

Favorite Season: I am a slut for Fall.  It’s pretty and just right for jeans and jackets and everything smells great

Favorite Scent: It depends. Ginger and citrus combinations are good for candles and lotions and such, or eucalyptus/mint combos. In general, I looooove the small of pine and cinnamon.

Favorite Color: Brown (there’s a bit of a story there) and dark green.  I also love, in an obnoxious way, the combination of lime green, hunter orange, and electric blue

Favorite Animal: I literally cannot choose one. I have tried, and it is impossible. I love animals so much (I am a nutcase in the zoo)

Favorite Candy: Big fan of nerds, but chewy SweatTarts are the best

Favorite Holiday: Halloween, probably. I like candy and costumes

Favorite Fictional Character: Nope. You can’t make me choose. (I might also just not want to say Gawyn is my favorite character in so far as a fictional character goes even if, as a person, he would be awful...)

Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa: Tea, 99% of the time. But sometimes, on a cold winter day, you need some spiked cocoa

Number of blankets you sleep with: 1

Dream Trip: I want to just see everything. Like, my ideal, dream, fantasy, never-ever-gonna-happen dream would be to travel the world and visit tons and tons of countries where I would stay with locals for like a month to learn the culture and visit all the cool places they go and things they do instead of the tourist stuff.

Last book you read cover to cover: It’s been a while, actually, not including stuff for class. Not including re-reads, I finished The Alloy of Law a few months back.

When was your blog created? Years ago.  Senior year of highschool? So almost 5 years.

Aaand...I still don’t know how people make friends here, so I’m not sure who to tag.  Um... @liancrescent @ladylolth @pettymotives @hope-coeurell @tiffanyspeace @becausestuff @machin-fucking-shin @miraculeuselovesquare @taomatteno

[phoenixmarks]

10 facts about myself

Tagged by: @just-cons-and-contraflow

1. I’m an expert swordsman - I’ve practiced various styles of fencing for the past fourteen years. I’ve also trained with other weapons (read: all the weapons. Almost all of them, at least) but I specialise in longsword, broadsword and gladius.

2. I have beat-deafness, meaning I simply cannot dance.

3. If I push myself, I can read up to roughly 700 words per minute with full compression.

4. I’ve overcome a serious mental illness - well, it’s still there, but it’s under control.

5. I have kissed a murderer.

6. I’ve always had a cat - when I was born my parents got me a kitten, and since then I’ve never been six months without a cat in my life. The current floof is called Artemis, and is male despite the name.

7. I believe everything we perceive as reality is either a dream or a simulation existing within a different reality where the laws of physics allow for something to truly come from nothing.

8. I’ve worked as a security officer, professional driver, delivery man, stock administrator, security control room supervisor, cashier, petrol pump attendant, shoe salesman, waiter and cook. Probably more things that I can’t think of right now.

9. I believe in reincarnation. I do not believe in destiny.

10. I have three tattoos, and plan on getting a few more - tattoos are a means of self-improvement to me, each having a symbolic meaning, making the trait I wish to cultivate a visible part of myself.

Tagging: @smeh-i-krik @liancrescent @rena-sedai @blacklotus120

[greensunprincess]

@liancrescent drew me based on my drunken antics in the Discord and never have I ever been captured better in ink

[adurna0]

@liancrescent​ tagged me to post my faves from Wheel of Time! Oh, boy this is gonna be tough and I’m cheating bc I can’t really pick one for all of these ok?

Favorite Ta'veren?

Probably Mat, but I love them all nearly the same.

Favorite Book in the series?

A Memory of Light, because feels

Favorite Ajah?

Brown. Books and knowledge yay!

Favorite Forsaken?

Demandred (also Ishamael)

Favorite power/skill type?

Gateways! Super useful + infinite troll potential!

Favorite city?

Tar Valon

Favorite culture?

I really like the Borderlanders, maybe Arafellin or Kandori?

Favorite wife of Rand?

Min!

Favorite ter'angreal?

That bookmark Verin had that made books invisible

Favorite Aes Sedai?

Ngggggh, why do you do this? Egwene

Favorite warrior?

Look, Lan is the obvious answer, but also Elyas!

I’m not sure who hasn’t been tagged yet... 

[rena-sedai]

Another gem by @liancrescent

[crowreys-wormstache]

MUSIC ASK

Tagged by @assbutt-son-of-a-bitch

1:A song you like with a color in the title Gold - Imagine Dragons

2:A song you like with a number in the title 21 Guns - Green Day

3:A song that reminds you of summertime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr_Mh_I1Foc

4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about N/A

5:A song that needs to be played LOUD Literally anything by FOB/MCR tbh but if I had to choose one then Helena - MCR

6:A song that makes you want to dance Where Did The Party Go - FOB

7:A song to drive to N/A since I don’t drive XD

8:A song about drugs or alcohol Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time - P!ATD

9:A song that makes you happy I Write Sins Not Tragedies - P!ATD

10:A song that makes you sad Cancer - MCR

11:A song that you never get tired of The Sharpest Lives - MCR

12:A song from your preteen years Uh... uh.. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... I DON’T KNOW OKAY

13:One of your favorite 80’s songs Another One Bites The Dust - Queen (Honestly the only reason I chose this over Magic Dance is bc Magic Dance doesn’t really count)

14:A song that you would love played at your wedding As The World Falls Down - David Bowie

15:A song that is a cover by another artist Ok does Imagine Dragons’ cover of Blank Space count

16:One of your favorite classical songs I’m not sure what’s meant with this question but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRXAmukgiJE

17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke Time Of My Life - Dirty Dancing

18:A song from the year that you were born All Star - Smash Mouth (*Shrek intensifies*)

19:A song that makes you think about life SING - MCR

20:A song that has many meanings to you Demons - Imagine Dragons

21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title Sarah Smiles - P!ATD

22:A song that moves you forward Phoenix - FOB

23:A song that you think everybody should listen to The whole Save Rock ‘n’ Roll album by FOB tbh

24:A song by a band you wish were still together Welcome To The Black Parade - MCR (*sobs in the corner*)

25:A song by an artist no longer living Lazarus - David Bowie

26:A song that makes you want to fall in love None. I’m serious. None.

27:A song that breaks your heart Can’t Help Falling In Love - Elvis Presley (It’s because of fanfiction.... .___.)

28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love Devil In Disguise - Elvis Presley

29:A song that you remember from your childhood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RynBixeMjZ4 :’D

30:A song that reminds you of yourself I have no idea O-O If you do pm me and tell me I wanna know

THIS WAS HARD AF?!?!?!?!?!

Tagging: @chukapix-the-stranger @assbutt-son-of-a-bitch @lonewizzy @wisecrackinowl @liancrescent @raisinghell4crowley

[phoenixmarks]

Tagged by: @just-cons-and-contraflow

Rules: set your music player to shuffle and list the first 13 songs that pop up, then choose 10 people to tag

1. The Heavy - Short Change Hero

2. Lacuna Coil - Kill The Light

3. Apocalyptica feat. Cristina Scabbia - Anything But Love

4. Imagine Dragons - Demons

5. Lacuna Coil - Fire

6. In This Moment - Adrenalize

7. Angelspit - Make You Sin

8. Seal - Kiss From A Rose

9. Kanye West - Power

10. Lacuna Coil - Heaven’s A Lie

11. Godsmack - I Stand Alone

12. Pentatonix- Save The World/ Don’t You Worry Child

13. Halsey - Gasoline

Tagging: @smeh-i-krik @itsafawx @blacklotus120 @liancrescent

[sailormooncrystalfailures]

I always see your post at the sailor moon tag and every time I see them often the more I love them. This is the most honest SM blog I've ever seen and I love you for that! n_n

oh thank you so much for your sweet words.

You're amazing!

[wot-tidbits]

Surprise bitch! Bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.

You’re doing amazing sweetie! 

by  @liancrescent

[wot-tidbits]

Thank you, @liancrescent for this bonus - my amazing portrait. Cheers, mate!

[wot-tidbits]

3 years Cards of Randland

Around three years ago, one idea was created and presented to UAF through @cards-against-randland and you already guessed it  - the card game Card Against Humanity with the little twist of adding Wheel of Time cards.

I was deeply amazed and got very enthusiastic for that new introduction in fandom’s life. I took the opportunity and made one step ahead creating CAR with WOT card decks only and fulfilled one my dream. But it wasn’t going to be fulfilled if there weren’t the people who joined me in this new adventure and made my nights extremely funny.  And I have the honor to call them my family - 

@zakete, @lady-arden, @importantquote, @matrimcauthon, @epicslontze and @martotheavenger. I cannot forget you, guys. Meta King has a  present for you – goats, a lot of goats.

You were there while many others didn’t want to associate with my blog. You kept my sanity and for that I am grateful forever.

I kept the spirit of the game and got new regulars who showed me enormous support and made me to anticipate every night. @rena-sedai, @violinclad, @siseja, @liancrescent, @birdsandflowers

These last three years were wonderful entertainment and I intend to keep the game alive but as usual I need your help, guys.

Happy birthday, CAR!

Let the Light keep you safe.

LightOne

Under the line I put the most memorable moment of them all for the family. I hope you gonna enjoy it again.

 [23:58:53] <Zak> congratulations LO 

[23:58:57] <LightOne> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ  [23:58:59] <SitteroftheBlueAjah> LO wins  [23:59:05] <epicslontze> wow. congratulations.  [23:59:05] <CaptainMarto> congrats!  [23:59:08] <CaptainMarto> he wins and he speaks!  [23:59:09] <Zak> he was waiting the whole time  [23:59:12] <Jin> so he only speaks  [23:59:14] <SitteroftheBlueAjah> LO SUCKS  [23:59:15] <Jin> for this  [23:59:22] <Zak> I LOVE IT  [23:59:22] <Jin> i'm not congratulating him now  [23:59:22] <SitteroftheBlueAjah> and Arden missed i  [23:59:23] <Jin> XDDDDDDD  [23:59:23] <SitteroftheBlueAjah> *it  [23:59:26] <Zak> dafbjhj sdfhLASDGVBZ SÑZRLFKDBZS  [23:59:29] <korenwolf> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS  [23:59:30] <Zak> XdDDDD<dddddddddddddddd  [23:59:37] <Zak> I CAN'T BREATHE  [23:59:44] <CaptainMarto> he must have had that link prepared for so long :D  [23:59:48] <Zak> you win in life  [23:59:51] <SitteroftheBlueAjah> gimme that hammer. i gotta go smash LO  [23:59:53] <Zak> can't be topped  [0:01:25] <LadyArden> ETF?!!!!!!!!!  [0:01:28] <LadyArden> WTF  [0:01:40] <LadyArden> Fuck all of you. I was out for a minute  [0:01:49] <LadyArden> the game is over, brother rickrolls us  [0:01:52] <Zak> you knew what would happen  [0:02:00] <LadyArden> I HATE YOU ALL  [0:02:00] <Jin> did u have a nice shower?  [0:02:02] <LightOne> you guys just didn't let me speak. every time when I thought this is enough you raised the bar fucking higher :D  [0:02:24] <korenwolf> @LO dedication  [0:03:05] <LadyArden> LO, anything you say would stop us from chatting  [0:03:18] <LadyArden> we were waiting for you  [0:03:24] <LadyArden> to say something  [0:03:25] <Zak> yes  [0:03:25] <LadyArden> anything  [0:03:29] <LadyArden> even a "k"  [0:03:30] <Zak> you're the reason we're al here  [0:03:43] <Zak> we can't be gratefull enough  [0:03:48] <SitteroftheBlueAjah> its like FAther summoned us all here today  [0:03:54] <SitteroftheBlueAjah> to silently judge us more than usual  [0:03:56] <korenwolf> this is starting to look more and more like a cult  [0:04:04] <LadyArden> but it is  [0:04:05] <LightOne> for the most epic prank :D  [0:04:06] <Zak> ONE OF US! ONE OF US!  [0:04:08] <SitteroftheBlueAjah> its a cult  [0:04:13] <SitteroftheBlueAjah> Part of the crew, part of the ship  [0:04:33] <korenwolf> Part of the crew, part of the ship indeed 

PART OF THE CREW, PART OF THE SHIP!