#asmodean

[asha-mage]

One of the reasons the show needs Asmodean is so we can have more male-male psycho sexual mind games. The show has turned in some absolute BANGERS this season for the ladies, with Lanfear vs Liandrin, Lanfear vs Moiraine, Moggy vs Nynaeve, Elaida vs Siuan. The boys are getting left in the DUST in terms of toxic homoerotic 4d chess.

We need Asmodean to fill the void Ishamael left behind in having a deeply messed up back and forth mentor-student/prisoner-captor/former friend-complete stranger relationship with Rand.

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

I would like to personally thank Moghedien for preventing Sammael from taking Asmodean's plot.

[kaiartx]

the forsaken visiting lews therins grave in the third age, colorized

[moghedien]

Ok so we know the Forsakens’ majors in college from the books so now we have to figure out their minors based on the show

We know Lanfear has a theater minor but what about everyone else?

[sophthebof]

Started the Fires of Heaven and and so far this is my biggest takeaway

(Original tweet under cut)

[wot-tidbits]

The Forsaken by watereline

[queen-of-andor]

I'd like to see the forsaken isolated in a reality show, where everyone will try to make alliances but also betray everyone. And only one can win in the end.

[chloristoflora]

Spoilers for WoT S03E08 "He Who Comes With The Dawn" + Book Spoilers

The last episode... I hate that Amazon has said nothing about season 4. There has to be a season 4, certainly after this episode.

Because this was certainly the best season finale of the series. The show has really found its footing this season and this episode shows that.

First, the Tanchico storyline. The search for the collar in the Panarch's Palace was really entertaining, with Thom and Elayne talking about her childhood, Jeaine bringing the Balefire ter'angreal, Nynaeve almost drowning (maybe she broke her block with this near-death experience? Don't remember how it was solved in the books) and MAT GETTING HANGED!!! I don't know how to feel about the Eelfinn's appearance, I guess it could be worse. Mat's three wishes were of course different than in the books, so I don't know how this will play out for him.

I really like Thom going on an adventure with the kids, so if there will be more seasons I want him to have a more permanent role.

The White Tower and the Aiel Waste storylines were more connected, especially in the final scenes, which were phenomenal. Sophie Okonedo has to win an award for her portrayal of Siuan in her final moments, even when tortured and stilled a much stronger woman than Elaida. I was beyond shocked they killed her, but I can see how this death can be meaningful in later seasons (please!).

I was getting a little annoyed they were setting up Sammael as a teacher for Rand, but fortunately he was killed by Moghedien. Now I really need a season 4 for Asmodean.

The fight between Moiraine and Lanfear was really cool and Alcair Dal followed the books so it was perfect. There's no way this isn't getting a fourth season, right? I'll stop now because I can't stop begging Amazon for season 4.

[semirhagesstudy]

Rafe has been so good about knowing what we thirst for and giving it to us sooner or later. I refuse to believe he will fail to give us our useless pathetic evil bard.

[kevin-sedai]

I'm interested to see how Asmodean would fit in with Lanfear and the Aiel Waste, especially since from how they worked the bubble of evil, Moiriane and Lanfear are sorta kind working together to nudge Rand along. Like, is Lanfear going to show up at the Waste, see Moiraine, and say:

"Oh, he's a friend from the AoL. But he's not one of the Chosen. His name is Steve. No, he's not one of the Chosen! Steve? Steve!Play Wonderwall. You'll love this song, Moiraine. Steve was a great musician before- y'know. He's not Asmodean."

[halcyon-autumn]

Wheel of Time Characters and the Cars They'd Drive

Written by someone who knows extremely little about cars

Rand: The poor boy buys like a standard issue sedan and then a bunch of weirdos start following him around and telling him that the car is "special." Moiraine spray paints dragon decals on his car one night while he's sleeping. People keep trying to slash his tires but he always catches them just in time. You know how it goes

Perrin: Pickup truck with normal sized wheels. Great for helping people move! Also great for running people over. Duality of man etc etc. There's always a dog in the back sticking its head out the window, but Perrin does not know this dog or where it came from

Nynaeve: She buys a used car that looks like it's falling apart and everyone tells her that she overpaid. Four months in, they realize that the last owner did a bunch of Fast and Furious style modifications and Nynaeve could probably outrace God

Mat: Bike. This SHOULD NOT WORK but somehow he's still on time to everything. This baffles everyone, including him

Egwene: Something VERY practical with great gas mileage, like a honda civic. That's the only practical car I know because it's what my dad told me to buy.

Elayne: Lexus. Mat makes fun of her for driving a luxury car and she's like "????? it's not like it's a Cadillac?"

Liandrin: A Cadillac

Moiraine: A jeep, but the nicest most upgraded version. Unless there's a car that's better for off-roading, in which case she drives that instead

Lan: A cool classic car. A car that can drift (maybe all cars can drift but Lan's definitely can). He thinks that Nynaeve's car is The Coolest for some reason

Lanfear: A horse! Just kidding. She drives a silver range rover because an article I googled said that range rovers are the king of the road.

Bonus:

Asmodean: the car type Does Not Matter all that matters is that he has a vanity license plate

[vorbarrsultana]

if the dude mat was flirting with is asmodean, just imagine the whiplash he would experience going from tanchico looney tunes shenanigans to the start of rand al'thor's war crimes era

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Asmodean: I did it. I found Moghedien. Lanfear: Where is she? Asmodean: She's been hiding out in the hills of Tanchico. Lanfear: So she's with Graendal. I knew it. Asmodean: No, I mean the actual hills of Tanchico. Lanfear: Oh.

[kaiartx]

asmodean, lanfear and ishamael at pride 💞

i have the headcanon that lanfear is trans and also she's in a qpr with ishy <3

[moghedien]

I’m gonna need some serious faggotry coming from Asmodean if he shows up in the next few episodes

[highladyluck]

This just occurred to me but I’m scared, what if show!Thom is Asmodean