#library work will defs make you stop giving a single fuck about books

[gen-is-gone]

my toxic trait is that i genuinely care about my fucking job that i don't have anymore and naive passion is Not Allowed and so the people who run that job took a shocking and wildly inappropriate amount of personal glee in beating that passion out of me and while they didn't manage to remove the passion they sure did manage to crush the innocence and joy out of a twenty something who did literally nothing to them. so now i'm unemployable by all for-profit companies *and* depressed *and* apathetic! but somehow i still care way too much about the job.

[faireth-reed]

Reaction post of various FE things

It's been many days since some of the news, but I wanted to do a big post so...

Three Houses

It does look cool, way more than Fates or Awakening. I'll wait until there's a proper emulator for Switch, but nevermind.

It gives me FE7 vibes. A green haired girl related to you sleeping, being loyal to a main lord who helps their two friends...

Byleth is handsome and more mature than the other avatars. I already want him in Heroes.

F!Byleth would be awesome too, but they did her dirty with that stupid outfit. Perhaps the part that bothers me the most is the exposed belly, it's really dumb. It would be nice to see character customization.

Byleth is not a secret prince/ss, as it seems. Perhaps the father won't die this time. And I somehow want Sothis to be a distant ancestor, not a waifu. Perhaps some sort of ancient heroine who helped the world and Byleth has similar demonic powers.

I've liked the main lords. If Claude had a Matthew-like personality (not Niles-like) he would be awesome. And Dimitri seems like a memelord, somewhere between Draco Malfoy and Ephraim.

I want to befriend Sylvain Jose Gautier.

Reiner Braun somehow has a cousin (Raphael) who lives a happier life. I almost cried when seeing him.

Please, don't romance the students. And PLEASE, no children. The supports could be similar to FE7-12. More centered on companionship or rivalry, and not much romance.

Besides other teachers, there could be adult characters joining you. As I already commented in one of Ghast's videos, those could be mercenaries from your father's group. There could be a common goal where you reunite.

Find and vote

Probably you've already guessed, but I'm mad.

A chance to bring back Hector home and... It's gone.

I would have understood if it were a popularity contest because Lyn is a good character, but it's a unit we have for free, and someone chooses the one with worst skills.

Many people said they didn't know that they could move through the map. If that were true, I'd go to the feedback option and explain. That's the least they can do.

That said, I shouldn't be so pissed. But I already dealt with the Camilla bullshit for... Two weeks? Both sides insisted too much, and I ended up really tired.

Well, having Lyn would mean a free legendary hero, even if I checked in my previous phone how bad she worked.

I'd merge the other three. Duma and Azura were expected to win, it's fair that people want them. And perhaps we can stop the Grima thirst :')

But the best option would be Myrrh, I think. I got mine from the banner that I wanted to use to bring back Innes (or Hector), but it didn't give me a single fucking green orb.

My Myrrh has bad IVs (+Spd -Def) but she's already really good, specially with Duma at her side. And I like her Halloween version much more than the regular one.

Book III, chapter 4

We all knew what was going to happen to Gustav. I understand why he acted like an asshole, to make Alfonse feel less bad about losing him, and because of the loss of his own father.

Also, what he said about the Summoner sounded rare (almost racist-like) but it could be motivated by the situation with Bruno/Zach or betrayals that Gustav himself may have experimented.

That said, I'm still salty about the lack of Sharena interactions. It's not normal, IS.

According to a promotional picture, Henriette should die too, and we'll have a Sumeragi-Mikoto-in-Revelations situation.

Probably, we'll have a similar scene to the one with Eliwood meeting Eleanora. And we deserve to see Sharena speaking with her mother, about the letters she wrote to her, and all of that.

The chapter left me a bit cold, perhaps because I was very sleepy in a library while playing it. There were very few facial expressions and sorrow, it was different from Gunnthrá's death.

Also, Hel is expressionless as fuck and Eir doesn't deserve to be compared to Fjorm for now (I hope my opinion changes), but I loved when the OST started playing. It gave me that chill.

Congratulations to the beast unit fans! I only used the tickets and the amount of orbs needed to get a 5* hero, and I got Chicken Hinoka and Shiro came back home.

I hope the Legendary/Mythic banner brings someone interesting, even a better written version of Anankos would suffice. Ephraim comes back, if I remember correctly. And next month we'll most likely have Idunn as a Mythic hero.

[tetrisdotcom]

@actualsasori jaden you asked for this and it got so fucking long it had to be a separate cut post cus FUCK lmfao

enjoy this is pure headcanon hell

■ -  Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

Chuuya likes showing off his wealth, and what better way than to own a big ass suite fit for a king? Huge living room, kitchen & dining room area with big glass windows overlooking Yokohama’s harbour. You bet your ass he owns a large flatscreen TV hung up on his wall. The marble on the kitchen countertops is pure white (the whiter the more expensive so) and the glass dining table is oddly long for someone who lives and eats alone?? Stairs lead up to a corridor containing doors to: a bedroom with a king-sized bed and, yet again, another flatscreen TV up on the wall opposite it. Large curtains usually cover the (pretty large but not wall sized like those in the living room) windows and you goddamn bet he has a walk-in closet!! Another door leads to a bathroom which makes you think “okaY, HOLY FUCK, ROYALTY MUCH??” you know those corner baths? he has that. a big ass shower too? why not. again, windows looking out onto the streets? who the fuck cares if they see him naked they better appreciate the view. You bet your ass his mirror lights up too. Another room is a study, really. Just bookshelves all around the room, a pretty view and a desk with his computer. He likes to chill here and listen to music with some wine becus fuck why not he lives his own life. Next door you will find the Wine Room and this is the serious stuff ok he does not mess around. The wine is displayed and organized based on date, brand, taste, type, WHATEVER. you think this is a fucking game??? he is serious abt this shit this is like a church it is sacred no one can come in and if someone does they don’t come out alive. Downstairs also there is the door to his i guess Business area. Here he does the boring Mafia paperwork and turns his blood into caffeine. Has a nice view but other than that it’s just a desk and PAPERWORK.

Now you may be thinking: what’s it like to keep this place clean and tidy. now let me tell you!! he doesn’t. most of the time anyway. i mean you can’t really mess up a house that big when youre the only person living there?? occasionally there’s coffee spilled all over the kitchen or some books are left on the floor in the study but that’s usually all cleaned up as soon as it can be because he’s a really tidy person. THE BEDROOM THO WOAH THAT’S A DIFFERENT STORY. this is where this man gets dressed, rushes to work, probably destroys the place in the process ngl. this is also the place he comes to sleep and then he is not giving a single fuck about the state of the fucking room he just wants to sleEP. of course, when he gets the chance the room does get cleaned,,, it doesn’t stay like that for long.

(i imagined this wayyy too detailed omg)

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

(i’m assuming it’s “quirks” as in “those little habits people have based on emotions or somethin” and answer this in two parts lol)

you better believe that he plays with his hair in some way, shape or form. nervous hair chewing, bashful hair twirling, frustrated hair fingerbrushing. he does that a lot. bites his lips or tongue a lot too (just absentmindedly rlly) like he has to Stop he’s bleedin omg

This Boy Collects Hats and i think this is canon?? like he just likes hats it’s a hobby he really just loves??? them??? and THEYRE EXPENSIVE TOO like he usually wears the less expensive ones cus shit those will get shot off his head lmfao but to like??? parties??? special occasions??? formal events??? MAN YOU BET HE’S WEARING THAT HAT HE BOUGHT FOR LIKE A BILLION YEN Also I’ve mentioned before with the wine organization he actually??? likes??? organizing things??? as if it were a hobby???? he and kunikida would be BEST friends lmfao this Man alright, have you heard his fucking singing voice???? you bet your ass he used to be part of a choir or somethin when he was a kid and just???? aaaa he sings and he defs does as a hobby i mean he’s definitely always at a karaoke bar the second he has free time reading??? is also?? a pretty big deal i mean he has a LIBRARY he’s gonna use it it’s not just for show??? this bitch writes poetry too like??? omg,,, and a few books have been written and all of them and the poems are published under a pen name so no one knowssssss he actually??? really likes working out??? dare i say he is almost as bad as cyuya and he LOVES walks tho he goes out on walks whenever he can just to enjoy the city and the weather and just??? ok mr. fitness

☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon

as in music/book/movie taste???? OOOOOOOO SIT DOWN

we both agreed he loves gaga and p!atd becus i mean look at him how is he NOT a little monster 21p we also agreed is very chuuya i think we basically covered everything here

i think??? he likes crime & mystery and horror novels tbh??? probably most everyone in bsd does but he??? loves it??? will fight ranpo on his headcanons of the same book

again with movies??? noir films. fucking loves them. also crime kinda shows idk why but he seems like he obsessively likes those?? the mafioso in him idfk??

this man hates romance novels/movies tho like OMFG. nothing against romance he’s actually p romantic himself if he wants to be but the movies??? the books??? get the fuck out with that bs he can’t stand it. disgusting

[tsukkiyamaheadcanons]

A single dad and a single librarian au

ok it’s almost 10 pm but i got this

actually it 10

anyways

basically tsuki and yams don’t know each other

UNTIL NOW

sorta

like yea tsuki is a single dad

his wife ditched him or something

poor dude

left him with yachi who’s like in second grade maybe first

pure child

anyways tsuki gots to work pretty hard and sometimes late at night

bc his ex wife was a bitch and took a shit ton of money

maybe not a shit ton but a good amount 

so bc he doesn’t really trusts babysiters tsuki signs yachi for this afterschool reading thing the librarian has

it’s really only once a week but on those days tsuk can work overtime

more money

so one day yachi comes home and she’s like “!!! the librarian was amazing and he let me borrow so many books!!”

anyways yachi just becomes a huge fan of the librarian

everyday tsuki hears librarian this and librarian that

from what he knows the librarian is male, pretty young, has freckles and lets yachi play connect the dots with them, and makes great story time voices

so tsuki goes to pick yachi up one day and

she’s not with the kids in the yard where you pick them up?

so of course tsuki is worried

yachi means the world to him

and he’s like “yachi? yachi where are you?”

and some kid is like “oh she’s still in the library”

and tsuki’s like thank goodness

and he goes and yachi’s there trying to pick out a book

and tsuki’s like “yachi wyd”

and he hears a “oh hello! yachi your father is here”

and dAMN

the librarian is stuNNING

so they introduce themselves right

and yachi pickes out some book and they say goodbye

but after that

tsuki goes to talk to yamaguchi

adult talk ya know

now they’re friends! from talking and they both generally like the same things

ya know now they’re friends

they talk to each other via text n shit

that good stuff

one day they’re talking while yachi si picking out another book (indecisive as shit same yachi)

tsuki is like “i gotta find a babysitter,,,, they’re having some thing where i can earn more money if i work overtime on a day,,”

and yam’s like “oh i can do that! i finish my librarian work (do they have more work idk) at home or here anyways”

so look at that!

a babysitter tsuki can trust!

but yam’s is so pure and yachi loves yams vv much

so that’s planned for next week

but in between yachi comes home with a drawing she’s proud of

what a pure bean

and she’s like “daddy!! (i stg if any of u make daddy jokes i’ll scold u and then join u bc i make daddy jokes with everything ;)) look what i drew!!”

then tsuki’s bout to say “oh good job sweetie” but

it’s a drawing of tsuki and yams holding hands with a rainbow (;))))))) and a heart above them

and yachi’s like “ur face is red when u talk to mr. yamaguchi sometimes... and you talk to him a lot!!”

“i told my friends and they say you probably like him!! do you??”

and tsuki’s like

“yachi why”

but he just pets her head and says it’s a pretty drawing

so then she hangs up the drawing on the fridge bc that’s what you do

so baby sitting day comes!

and then yams babysits and he sees the drawing and he’s like “yachi,,, what’s this?”

and yachi says the same thing

and yams oh the small bean he gets all red

and stutters

bc it’s obvious yam’s likes tsukki ;)

and yachi gets all excited omg just imagine it

young yachi get really excited!!

cute bean

then tsuki comes home n shit

so you know, tsuki is about to pay yams bc that’s what u do with babysitters

but yam’s like “nono it’s alright”

but tsuki is kinda ?? but i need to pay?

but yams waves it away and says “i enjoy hanging with yachi. besides it’s fine, my job pays me enough”

but tsuki shoves some money in yam’s hands bc he won’t accept this

but guess what!!

tsuki’s job sees potiential,,,,, and tsuki needs money,,,

so they give him more shit to do

as a test or whatever to see if he’s good enough to promote

idk i’ve never had a job like that

so that means more overtime,,,,

and yams babysits ya know?

and it’s all good

but one day like some friday

tsuki is just chilling

bc he finished his work n shit

and he gets a text from yams and it says

“ohjesus tsukki please help i’m pretty sure i heard gunshots in my neighborhood???”

and tsukki’s like “whAT PACK YOUR SHIT I’M COMING FOR YOU”

yam’s sends back like “ok hurry i’m p sure the people who shot them are breaking in to people’s houses”

and tsuki’s kinda ???? where do u live???

so he gets the address and straps yachi in and bOLts there

and turns out yams lives on like the border of a bad neighborhood

got them thugs

bc idk america doesn’t have strict gun laws so

guns for everyone !!

also the black market ya know

so yams packed some clothes, money, his electronic shit

basically valuables and basic stuff he needs

so he crashed at tsukki’s!

and tsukki’s like “i got a mat bed thing for you,, we don’t really have a guest bedroom”

bc his house is kinda small

2 room, 1 bathroom, kitchen and dining room is combined, living room is vv small

bc a big house wouldn’t be practical for a 1 kid family was what tsukki thought when he and his ex wife were buying a house

she wanted a big house but tsuki's like “no”

so yam’s like you’re too kind

yam’s is also looking for another apartment btw

somewhere farther and safer

and tsuki wakes up and yam’s is cooking apparently

yams is a good cook let’s all agree on this

and so yams made som scrambled eggs and pancakes!!

idk what ppl eat for breakfast

he made some for yachi and tsuki

and it’s really good

yams offers to go get groceries 

and he ends up doing it even tho tsuki’s like “nah it’s fine”

basically yams is crashing but also acts like a vv nice mum

this continues bc everyone in the bad neighbor became vv scared and left

apprently they knew bc there was a rumor

but yams didn’t hear

so they left

and now some apartments are kinda full

SO tsukki knows he’s def liking yams

but

he falls hard like

what a man yams is perfect

like his heart just starts pounding sleeping in the same room as him,,,,

and one day the mat is taken by yachi

yachi’s like “i need it for my stuff animals they have a very big party today!!”

and she won’t budge to give it back

so tsuki offers to sleep on the couch while yams sleeps in his bed

but yams kinda says the opposite

so at this point they pretty close

by pretty close i mean vv close

so they sorta say “the bed is big enough for two people,,,, how bout we share”

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

they don't bang tho

;)

ok back to the thing

so i haven't covered the weekdays

basically yams takes yachi to school bc his little car was being borrowed by a friend

so there’s 2 cars

so stuki goes to work and yams takes yachi to school yea

and so it’s a pretty good system

but it’s a friday again

and they’re sleeping and yachi’s shouts bc the stuff animal party is lit

and tsukki’s about to get up but yams gets up before him and says sleepily “i’ll go, get some sleep”

and tsukki’s sorta

“why does this sound like we’re married”

“i mea that’s a good idea”

“us married”

“wait kei what are you thinking sTOP”

and yams comes back and crawls back in the bed

so the day continues and someone’s at the door?

so tsukki opens it and surprise!

it’s his ex-wife

the first thing tsukki says is “pay child support”

but she comes in and is like “i came to check in,,,,” but she just here to brag about her and her fiance or something

but she sees yams and is like “oh a boyfriend?”

“can u get out”

“invite me to the wedding”

anyways she bragged but also said she’ll pay child support 

and she leaves

what a bitch

basically some time passes, yams gets an apartment of his own

but you know, they’re practically in love let’s be real

they also are kinda,, touchy,,,

like they enjoy hugs and some hand holding

but as friends!!1!

maybe  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

but anyways yachi becomes a therapist for tsukkiand yachi just sorta says

she’s like “daddy when are you dating mr yamaguchi”

and tsukki’s sorta “!!! idk how to ask”

well he did

not really

it was more like yams came over to hang

and they were playing with yachi

like one big family they could be

and yachi just sorta says “mr yamaguchi my daddy likes you very much!! please date him he’s very nervous”

and both of them are !!???!?

tsukki is very embarrassed and doesn’t know what to say??

and yam’s like “,,,,,do u wanna date?”

fuck yea tsukki says in his head

but he can’t cuss in front of his kid no way

so now it’s official!

and they’re vv happy

all this happened when yachi got into 3rd grade

and they’re dating all the way to yachi in 6th grade ish

they’re so in love

they stay up foREVER talking

tsukki litterally will drop everything he’s doing to go check on yam’s if he’s sick

yamaguchi makes the cutest shit ever and constantly comes over

and tsukki doesn’t mindman they love each other so much

and yachi is sorta like “hell yea hooked em up you go yachi”

so in 7th they’re like “lets make it official?? let’s get married!!”

they buy cute rings

don’t have gems they’re a little simple at first glance

its like a mix of gold and silver band

like imagine the rings victor and yuri have

and imagine it’s ying yang ish but gold and silver

like one side is gold and the other is silve but it mixes together when they meet

and in the gold side there’s silver stars!!

ok this band isn’t that thick but you can see vv small stars

in the silver there’s gold moons!!

like imagine this but with everything i said

wait ok that’s one kind of rings they can get OR

they get this but tsukki’s has the gold ring with a silver star instead of the gem and yam’s is a silver ring with a gold moon 

goals ;)

the wedding is more like eloping bc they don’t want something big

so they get it official, they rent out some resturant to eat eat and party!

nkinda

but then yams ditched his apartment and moved in

and now they aint single! bc they married each other

and tsukki did get that promotion! and he doesn’t have to work overtime now since yams also has a j:)

and yachi calls em both dad bc theyre her dad now

they’re just vv happy :)

~mod ao