#lifeguard!markiplier

[falasteeniferret]

A Lifeguard!Markiplier Moodboard

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[cheezylueezy]

ready to get wet? *fckin waterboards u*

[ephiesoul]

Chibi lifeguard Yancy 🛟

“Hey! Youse drowning over there? Youse need me?” 😆

[doublelsatan]

I had this idea and truly, I have no real way to explain it. Just think of it as like an event cosmetic for them. I’m going to draw more because the idea is silly but fun.

It’s giving flirtatious magic mike dancers... I should be stopped but I don’t think that’s possible. I’m sorry please be chill about this gang, please.

[time2commitbastardlyactions]

What if the pornipliers were actually predatory humanoid monsters that consume human flesh and they have seductive outer forms to deceive and lure prey

[lanceslashblade]

Yes sir ;)

[cuddlesworks]

Stay hydrated, sluts

[distracted-milkshake]

Markiplier Egos Smash tierlist https://tiermaker.com/create/markiplier-egos-15400970 but I put too much godforsaken time into it. all alter egos in order under cut. fml

From left to right, top to bottom:

Please ruin my life: Engineer Mark (In Space With Markilpier), The Necromancer (Ninja Sex Party), Illinois (A Heist With Markiplier), Yancy (A Heist With Markiplier), Damien the Mayor (Who Killed Markiplier), Bim Trimmer (Cyndago Shorts), Resident Enis Mark

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Smash: Wilford 'Motherloving' Warfstache (Same Name), Heist Mark (A Heist With Makiplier), Murderiplier (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Metal Gear Engineer Mark/Tactiplier/Unnamed Soldier Mark (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Actor Mark (Who Killed Markiplier), Porniplier Pizza Delivery (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Porniplier Construction Worker (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Dr. Iplier (Worst News Doctor), [NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH] Dr. Plier (My Therapist, Dr. Plier) [THERAPIST, NOT MD, severly underrated], Chef Iplier (now we're cooking), Date Mark (A Date With Markiplier)

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Bingiplier (Google Gets an Upgrade), The Host (Danger in Fiction), Randall Voorhees (Santa Spills The Tea), Derek Derekson (Santa Spills The Tea), Dadiplier (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Cool Patrol Mark (Ninja Sex Party)

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Hug:

Captain Mugnum (A Heist With Markiplier), Old Man Engineer Mark (In Space With Markiplier), Colonel William Barnum (Who Killed Markiplier), Yandereplier (MAKING LOVE FOR SENPAI | Yandere Simulator #12), Bop Mark (Markiplier TV), Porniplier Woodsman (In Space With Markiplier Part Two), Porniplier Doctor [possibly Dr. Iplier] (In Space With Markipler Part Two), Camp Counselor Mark (In Space With Markiplier), Annus (Unnus Annus), Jeremiah (Cyndago), Bonesaw (Cyndago)

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Heehoo (Unnus Annus/In Space With Markiplier)

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Friend:

Darkiplier (Various), Wilford Warfstache (Warfstache Interviews Markiplier), Markiplier Noir (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Santaplier (Various), King Of The Squirrels (Markiplier TV), Porniplier Plumber (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Porniplier Lifeguard (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Jim (Markiplier TV/Corpse Abduction), I Actually Am Not Sure Don't @ me it's 3am, Googleplier (Google IRL), Derek Derekson (Santa Spills The Tea)

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E-boy Mark (Unnas Annus), Station Commander Mark (In Space With Markiplier), Bill (Werewolves), God of Night (The Tabletop Roleplay thing)

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Not interested:

Silver Shepherd (Super Infidelity)

Nope go away: none.

In my quest for knowledge I have found only torment. Endless torment. Mark did all of this. I'm simple a biased observer. All mistakes are me or my simping factor. Feel free to ask for clarification. I will not be taking any questions thanks.

[sleeplessinspace]

pspspspspsps

Y'know how Long Hair Markiplier? Luxurious Locks Fishbach?

Yeah that but Egos. We got HeeHoo and Annus *but*

Dark. Google. Illi. Yancy. Murdock. Wilford. Engi. Heist.

The fuckin Pornipliers-

Etc.

Hair. H a i r. Ponytail. Grabbable. Long hair men.

hngnngng fuck you for putting this thought into my head /pos

these are less headcanons and more me just going feral, this is your fault

dark and google i feel like would have it just long enough to brush their shoulders with some nice bang action i won't make a joke i won't

illinois with long hair will literally be a crime against my person you motherfucker i just booted him from head chew toy spot how dare you

watching him brush it out of his eyes as he puts his hat back on motherfucker gODDD i hate him i'm biting him

yancy with long hair would be the cutest shit, they don't get clippers at happy trails often so i can see him letting it get long and fluffy he is the fluffiest boy

murdock with long hair is all i'll be able to think about now thanks jesus christ, him keeping it just long enough to give you something to hold on to fuckkkkkk

now i'm specifically thinking about that one look, you know the fucking one

i'm not biased shut up

wilford's look in WMLW is actually my favorite i'm sorry. the not-quite pink mustache. the floofy hair. my baby

engineer/space is perfect the way he is

look at him, look at my icon, we're not messing with perfection.

heist with a ponytail hngng wait i think finding out about his hair being longer would be hilarious since he's always got a hat/beanie on when you see him

porniplier, my baby lifeguard marshall specifically, i can see definitely rocking some of the longest hair out of all the egos and it would be insanely curly because of all the time he spends in the water

[mooziplier]

Don’t look at me like that

(I’ll finish this if people actually want me to)

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Another goofy ahh idea imma draw eventually

Lifeguard Mark: You ready to get wet? *winks behind sunglasses*

Y/N: ..aren’t you afraid of the ocean?

Lifeguard Mark: ....

*cut to the two sitting on the couch together with Mark venting to y/n about his phobia like they’re his therapist*

[flower-zombie-rob]

We've got a code porniplier, issue with a lifeguard chatting you up in the bathroom, need assistance

Saw a tumblr user discussing this scenario and i thought itd be funny to draw

[ephiesoul]

Chibi Lifeguard Markiplier 🛟

[eldritchcryptids]

some silly lil shitposts

[redheadbadger]

Mark, there is a child drowning. Mark. Mark. MARK!!

Oh dear.

[fdq666roadie-blog]

And some a few more Darkiplierfication Markiplier egos Eric Darkison Heist Dark Iplier Lifeguard Dark Noir Dark Stan The Dark Man William J Darknum