#like Jin and Horobi too

[cowboymantis]

Random yapping once again but currently getting some random cool and/or funny toku clips for another propaganda post and like. I'm skipping through the whole of Geats for the second time now after watching it (first time was right after Geats ended to get some edit clips and gifs/screenshots of my favs, the usual after finishing a toku show), this time more specifically skimming through the story and dialogue to decide which are good clips to show that are out of context, yet still entertaining and not to spoilery.

And I just wanna say how much I love Kamen Rider Geats, it has a special place in my heart. It was the first season I've watched "live", aka while it was running and the experience was so much fun. Of all the toku shows I've followed so far, Geats and Donbrothers were definitely my favourites to watch in real time and seeing fandom theories, memes, etc.

Something about Geats being all about the audience watching the characters and all that really added to that live experience I feel like?

And then of course, the usual tokutwitter thing where, after a season ends, everyone suddenly hates it 😭 But you could never make me hate Geats, I love this season sm.

((In general, it's probably best to stay away from the fandom, especially on Twitter, since there's so much negativity and everyone just ends up hating every season and will bring that into every conversation, but hey it's still fun being in the fandom if you ignore the fun police :D))

It's kind of funny, people often hate Yuya Takahashi, but I somehow end up reaaally loving and being obsessed over his seasons?? Kamen Rider Ex-Aid, Zero-One and Geats! I LOVE those seasons and all of them (Ex-Aid being bit more of an exception, since this one is more widely loved) are kinda controversial on Twitter especially, like damn. People HAAATE this guys seasons.

And I mean, the writing often has similarities, like for example when I watched Ex-Aid after Geats, I often thought oh. That's. Yeah that sure is written by the same person. But that's not a bad thing to me??? It's not like EVERY Kamen Rider season is written by him and the same. Just a handful that share one or two similarities, but even then, they're completely different.

Sane with Inoue honestly...although I get the love hate relationship between the fandom and him. OUGHHH WJEN I GET YOU INOUE.

Yeah but anyway, Oddly specific thing I've noticed with Takahashi seasons is that I will have one favourite character that I become really attached to fairly early on and then towards the end a completely different character that I either didn't mind much or hasn't appeared much before will fight for the #1 favourite spot with the other one.

For Zero-One, definitely Jin was my main fav at first, and then Horobi took over. Like, BY FAR

Then, for Geats, Keiwa IMMEDIATELY was my fav and then later, Daichi. But I can't say who I love more, so they're both at the #1 spot :3

And theeen Ex-Aid, Taiga, once again quickly became my fav and then. The beginning of my downfall. DAN MASAMUNE. Yeag I'm very normal about this character who is my absolute favourite Kamen Rider character 😭😭 I couldn't pick just one single favourite before watching Ex-Aid, because there were so many good ones. But then it happened in like 5 seconds I feel like 💀

But for ALL 3 OF THOSE SEASONS I keep on coming back to think about them, watch edits, just skim through some scenes because I just loove their characters sm.

So this is what this is now too, to combat all the hate I always see on Twitter this is an APPRECIATION POST FOR TAKAHASHI SEASONS. (Not for Takahashi, just his seasons #sorrynotsorry)

[caninerat]

Kamen Rider Zero One eps 15-16 :3 I'm a bit sleepy from today so I might not comment much,, we'll see..

AHHHHH????? 😭😭😭😭 IS THAT A GRAVE..............

Jin is still the cutest I'll cry....I want to keep him in my pocket safe from all harm

Is :(((

HOROBI?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Sorry but her suit is so cool...I love the wasp nest pattern so muchhhh 😭😭😭

STOP Horobi is not actually dying trust me guys (<- someone who has seen pics from later on in the season and thus is using it to not have to deal with the momentary shock that washed over me)

IS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? is this the start of the arc that you can see in the op with the red eyed long hair Is...We'll see ig (edit: lol it wasn't </3 my bad)

STOP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

????????????????????????????????????????????? HOROBI???????? 💀

STOP LMAOOOOOOOOO

I may be too braindead for the sub joke I'm sorry I'm putting it in C tier but the JP one almost made me giggle so I'll put it in high B low A..

??????? That was a cool form debut ngl but I have so many questions...next ep time

The way it's just ep 16 LMAO

(I know I've made this joke before) Blud thinks he's Philip..

That was adorable I don't get it tho </3 Sorry I'm very sleepy 😭 WAIT LMAO I just rewinded I completely didn't process the system was called the shine system...The sub joke is still kinda mid tho..? C tier. sorry The dub one was good tho I'm giving it S tier...I like plays on words like this (shine and 社員)

SO CUTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welp! He's dead !! /j (I know he's not lol)

P pointed this out in dms but this guy is really nowhere to be found in fanart we've both seen...who tf is this guy genuinely (/j, not an actual question)

SHE'S SO PRECIOUS AWHHHHHHHH ISSSSS 😭😭💖💖💖💖💖

Horobiii wake up king /lh ASKJHGFHJSD ok jokes aside I really like the lighting in this scene..

IT WAS A CHRISTMAS EP?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

HOROBIIIIII :DDDDD Hi <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[asknarashikari]

Fuwa was in Aruto’s office waiting for him when he just randomly stripped his blazer, removed his tie and gloves, and unbuttoned the first three buttons of his dress shirt from the neck down. (He just wanted to wind down lol)

A too vigilant employee saw Fuwa doing those things… and just immediately assumed…

The too vigilant employee smashed their hand on the alarm and ran like heck.

01cast reacts?

Yua: Better safe than sorry

Jin: Yeah, the poor guy was just scared he'd be traumatized!

Raiden: Then again, maybe he was just too early...

Horobi: *trying and failing not to laugh*

Izu: Don't worry, President Aruto, I shall update the protocols to prevent another such incident

Aruto and Isamu: *blushing and sputtering*

[harufallinwonderland]

Some of My F/os and how they would react to me saying “would you fall in love with me over and over again” (these are self indulgent also I have never wrote for most of my f/os so like yeahhhh )

(Fu hua)

Fu hua: of course even after your death if I find you again in your next life and you so choose to be with me again I’ll keep finding you and loving you.

Senti: YOUR WAY TO SAPPY OLD TIMER!

(Horobi)

Horobi: of course. as long as my body runs I’ll be with you for as long as I possibly can

Jin; AND ME TOO YOU CAN’T ESCAPE ME! >:)

(Jason Todd)

Jason: huh? What is this about….well I’ll give in cause I love you. Of course I will even if I have to rip through hell just to see you again I would. because your mines and I’m not letting you go as long as I got you.

Firefly:

Firefly:huh? Well I’d say it isn’t much of A issue because my love for you will never fade after all even if you become A totally different person I’ll continue fighting for our future…together because I love you.

Kafka: awww are the love birds being cute again? Should I leave the room?

Firefly: KAFKA!?

[jade-lop]

Usually, misunderstanding between Riders happened for several episodes—even one, whole arc.

Hanto and Shouma held the fastest record of resolving their differences in one arc.

So, they used the reveal of Hanto’s mother to keep them apart for some more episodes.

This gave Shouma time to develop his relationship with Lakia. Additionally, Hanto as the Secondary Rider and deuteragonist had a duty to bring the plot development into another path. Hanging out with Shouma would stifled the plot development.

The writer was so clever. I loved the simple and logical cause and effect in this show.

Who said good communication could not generate dramas? Even when things were cleared between the characters, as long you had emotions and personal interests, conflicts and disagreement would surely arise.

Hanto being a former delinquent, it made sense for him to have a few shady friends.

I wondered if that bald man was good or evil.

So far, we had not seen how the human side reacted to the Stomach Inc. kidnappings. Even though the news was so rampant in social media, which was more reliable than our world’s social media.

Some fans treated this as plot hole, but perhaps, the writer just decided to develop and resolving the personal conflict and relationship between the core cast first before throwing external factors—such as the government anti-monster division—into the plot.

If there were forces in human world deliberately suppressing the news of the disappearances, this might explained how Lakia could kidnap people from public places without being caught by CCTVs. In other shows, they usually able to stop the local police from investigation further.

Perhaps, this bald man was part of an organisation investigating the Granute.

Dente was too immersed in his research to notice his brother had turned evil from ambition and greed.

Where did Zombu got his hand on the first human ingredient? It even already processed into a green liquid. I think Dente would not agree if Zombu came to him with a life human. He knew Dente well so he brought a green liquid instead.

In other word, he kind of trick his brother?

Or did someone else tricked Zombu?

Sachika was a cool breeze that let us breathe in this intense situation. Smart, hard-working, supportive, beautiful, fashionable self-made woman. She was so perfect.

With no more secret between them, Shouma and Sachika felt more like family now.

The first Bitter Gavv was a feral child. The second Bitter Gavv reminded me of Baby Jin after Horobi reset him. I guessed, Chinen going to portray every iteration of Bitter Gavv as different kind of crazy.

In a way, Bitter Gavv was this season’s version of Dread.

I wondered if there would be one Bitter Gavv who were more matured and did not to obey Suga’s commands.

Sae’s death was too unfriendly. I felt this was no different from being burned alive in Cross-Z V-Cinext.

Lango already called Shouma Red Gavv as a child?

Caking represented Shouma finally had a home and his resolve to protect it.

Blizzard Sorbet was given personally by Sachika, likely in her attempt to cheer Shouma up. I think this form represented how Sachika’s kindness and acceptance touched Shouma’s heart and dispelled the self-doubt and fear still lingering in his heart.

Shouma bottled his feeling too much, so now, he had anxiety and tended to overthink things. People like this; it was not easy to feel relief, even when the other party already told them everything was okay.

Shouma’s secrets isolated him from the others. But now, everything was out in the open. Sachika actively helping Shouma would make him realised that he was not alone.

[t-u-i-t-c]

kamen rider zero one and kamen rider saber for the ask game?

Kamen Rider 01:

Favorite Male: Fuwa - One of my favorite Kamen Rider guys. Filled with anger and very determined, but also out here taking energy shots when he's on the brink of bleeding out.

Favorite Female: Izu - When her memories returned in RealXTime we cheered. Just an overall fun character who had a lot of devotion and I just love her.

Favorite Pairing: Horobi & Fuwa - I just really like their dynamic

Least Favorite Character: Tatsumi Arayashiki - He treated Smile so horribly and I think they should've given him worse repercussions for his behavior, like losing his career and his reputation being ruined. Enough with forgiveness, he doesn't deserve it.

Who’s most like me: Aruto - I too like to believe I'm the funniest person in the room

Most attractive: Horobi

Three more characters that I like: Raiden, Jin, and Naki

I'll give three Humagears, that were minor characters, that I liked too: Bengoshi Bingo, Enmusubi Match, and Smile Sumida

Kamen Rider Saber:

Favorite Male: Kento & Storious - I can't choose between them, but I did talk extensively about them in my lb tags. In short, Kento is extremely devoted and is willing to do anything for Touma's sake, but is also just a really sweet guy who likes to play characters and takes his responsibilities quite seriously. Storious is a man who lost his hopes of creating something unique so long ago and harbors so much resentment over it that it festers and grows to consume him. It's really interesting to see it all play out and for him to come to realizations he wasn't privy to before.

Favorite Female: Mei - Is the only one who can get everyone into gear when hope seems lost, and is really the sunshine after a storm.

Favorite Pairing: Kento & Touma - They are very much ride or die for each other. There have been so many instances in which they have done things only for the sake of each other and in some instances that has been risking their lives. They are driven by each other's very existence and keep going for each other. It's an incredible bond that I have so many thoughts on that you can read in my lb tags as well, also here's their tag that I use when I miss them. Shout out to Mei & Rintaro too, bc they're right behind Kento & Touma. Mei is the air he breathes and the light of his life that showed him what it was to live.

Least Favorite Character: Ren - I do like him, but he was the most underdeveloped from the initial group of swordsmen, so if I have to choose it'd probably be him.

Who’s most like me: Touma - I too will say something is done when it is only done in my mind

Most attractive: Kento

Three more characters that I like: Yuri, Ryo, & Ryoga

Give me a series & I'll tell you...

[firebirdsdaughter]

Okay, break over…

… Gonna go back to writing for a bit, but found another that’d work for multiple characcters:

Yua: Fuwa, can I speak to you for a minute? In private. Isamu: Ooh, someone's in trouble. (beat) … It's me. I don't know why I did that.

Bc Isamu is actually super childish and it’s funny.

[r4bbitdragon]

apple-a-la-mode replied to your post

“the ark hasn’t been stopped at the end of 01, not actually because...”

do you think aruto is aware other people can see azu or do you think he thinks he was imagining it. she never interacted with more than one character on screen except mbjr and i don’t think the other humans even see her. this is nothing but what if it is

someone else: independently confirms the existence of azu

aruto, who Genuinely thought he was just wigging it: 

[tokuteasings]

But what misadventures would the computer program Metsubojinrai.net now get into? do they try to mess with Aruto?

@melting-morning-blues

In ref to this past post

Gosh, they would never want to mess around with Aruto in any capacity, other than Fuwa probably. They respect Aruto too much for it and Horobi is still very hesitant to talk to him. Aruto would try to coax Horobi into talking to him and he knows the others are trying their best to help Horobi come outta his shell but Horobi just fucking clams up.

Jin and Ikzauchi speak the most to Aruto and those two travel in his phone like Vice-style so Aruto can show them the world. Sometimes Naki joins in and Horobi only tags along with them if he's convinced. Ika and Jin send Aruto the most memes too.

They all take turns fucking around with Fuwa though, kinda. By that I mean Naki, Jin, and Ikazuchi send him memes and Horobi constantly texts Fuwa, "Have you ate yet? Got sleep? I swear to god if I had my body again all of us are going to come to your house and knock you out so you can get some sleep." and Naki does worry about Fuwa a lot don't get me wrong, but Naki is more so...

"Fuwa Isamu, I know you are staring at your phone and not getting sleep. I am about to shut off your phone and delete all of your data and publish it to the internet if you do not go to sleep right now. Sincerely, Naki."

It's kinda the same to Yua with Jin sending Yua the most memes, Naki, Horobi, and Ikazuchi taking turns to parent her.

[graciellasamma]

My AU of Previously On

Sup guys! As you can see on the title this is pretty much of what my version of RvB Season 15 Episode 5 “Previously On” because that episode is my favorite in season 15 because of how funny it is on their story of their retirement. If you want to know about the AU I made, then I suggest to go look at my oc “Frøy Kurenai.”

I hope you guys like it!

Grif: (groaning) Lots of bullshit, I don’t know where to start.

Tucker: Before or after the temple? If it’s before, this is gonna get NSFW real quick.

Sister: Oh yea.

Horobi: Oh God...

Izu: “Temple?”

Tucker: Ho yeah! After we captured Hargrove, we partied fucking hard! See, Chorus has this ancient relic called the Temple of Procreation that when activated makes-

Wyoming, Simmons, & Grif: WE SAID WE WOULDN’T TALK ABOUT THAT!

They quickly look at each other and Grif and Simmons quickly look away, embarrassed. Wyoming just blushed in embarrassment.

Blake: Wait. It doesn’t due as the same implies right?

Sarge: Oh it does! It was all like a planet-wide aphrodisiac! Things got real Bohemian! (knowingly) Mm-hmm!

Tucker: Yeah, y’all keep saying that! But everything felt normal to me!

Sister: Ya, it was completely normal.

Washington: Surprising no one.

Weiss: Gross!

Yang & Urataros: I wish I was there!!

Weiss & Momotaros: DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, YANG/YOU PERVERTED TURTLE!!!

Ruby: Ugh, from you Yang, I’m not even surprised.

O’Mally: Hehe, let me ease up Papa Wolf’s concern over his pup’s virginity. Once the idiot with the sword over here activated the temple. Frøy got bored and decided to play Monster Hunter on his Nintendo while hearing music with his earphone.

Jiro: So he didn’t do anything... weird?

Doc: No not at all, we just doing our business while Frøy too distracted by his game and hearing music.

Jin: I don’t get it, what are they talk about??

Horobi & Aruto: We’ll talk about it when you’re older!!

Felix: Locus was already off of Chorus by the time the planet-wide party began.

Grif is still looking away from Simmons.

Simmons: Can we-can we change the subject?

Ramon: why are you guys so nervous?

Caboose: (To Ramon) Oh, they’re just upset because they got locked in storage closet during the whole thing and Reggie and Flowers were in-

Gamma: Yes, and of course they were.

Ikazuchi, Yang, Nora, Momotaros, & Vice: WHAT?! HAHAHAHA!!!

Wyoming: THE SUBJECT. CHANGE IT.

Frøy: Hold on, I thought you were the one who-

Wyoming: I SAID: CHANGE IT.

Washington: To actually answer your question, after the war on Chorus we decided we were due some time off.

York: We’ve earned some R&R. Even Carolina, Tex, and South agreed!

Tex: When did I ever agree to th-

South: It was for the best. Clearly. (Takes a glance at Carolina)

Carolina: I thought I’d give the simple life a day in court.

Gamma: Surprising. Everyone.

Grif: No more adventure? Hell yeah, I was on board!

Butch: We were all on board.

Simmons: Kimball set us up on this isolated moon, and she built us some of the most awesome new bases, ever!

Shot of the new Red and Blue bases, which look like luxury condos.

Tucker: Everyone adjusted to the peace and quite differently. Some of us were natural!

Grif: Don’t hate the player.

Theta: Sarge got hopelessly depressed after not dying heroically on Chorus!

Sarge: Hogwash! Baseless slander!

Simmons: But you said-

~*~*~

Cut to the Red Team, including Lopez, outside their new base. Sarge walks up.

Sarge (flashback): I am hopelessly depressed after not dying heroically on Chorus! We need a new enemy...

Hearing this, Red Team quickly scatter.

Sarge (flashback): ...something to fight. Where y’all going?

~*~*~

Back in the Bases, CT looks at Carolina.

CT: Sarge wasn’t the only one having a hard time adjusting to inaction.

Everyone looks at Carolina.

Carolina: What?!

Washington: Fortunately, we found a tutor.

~*~*~

Cut to Carolina and Grif in a small ravine, Grif sitting cross-legged on the ground and Carolina  standing up, looking at him as though he were a wise master. Or Yoda, maybe.

Carolina (flashback): (dead serious) Help me, Grif. Help me be the best at being lazy.

Grif (flashback): (wise and mysterious) You’re not ready, padawan.

Carolina (flashback): I can try!

Grif (flashback): No. There is no try.

Felix (flashback): (offscreen, yelled) YOU SAID THE LINE!!

~*~*~

Flowers: (narrator) The peaceful times didn’t last too long. Turns out this planet has some native lifeforms!

~*~*~

Loud thumping as Flowers, Frøy, North, Simmons, Tucker, and Grif run across the scene. We hear the sound of a dinosaur roaring.

Simmons (flashback): AHHHH, RUNNN!!!!

Grif (flashback): I CAN’T DIE AS FOOD! OHHH HOOO, THE IRONY!!!!!

North (flashback): HOW IS THAT IRONY?!?!

Frøy (flashback): HAHAHA!! I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!!

~*~*~

Carolina: (narrator) While everyone debated if dying as food was technically ironic, Caboose went and made friends with the dinosaurs.

Hiromi: Why would he do that?

Grif: (narrator) Because of course he did.

~*~*~

Carolina, Flowers, North, Frøy, Tucker, Grif, Sarge, and their AIs are staring up in awe the camera, while we see the shadow of a dinosaur with a Caboose-sized figure on its head.

Caboose (flashback): (offscreen) Awww, who’s a good boy?! Awww, you are a good boy!

Felix (flashback): Holy shit!

Flowers (flashback): CABOOSE, get down from there!

Church (flashback): How the hell does he get up there without getting eaten?!

Frøy (flashback): Can I eat it?

Sarge (flashback): Tell him to fight me!

Theta (flashback): Ummm Sarge, you do know you are gonna lose that fight in a heartbeat, right?

~*~*~

Tex: And let’s not forgot, trivia night.

Everyone except Felix, Wash, Delta, Theta, Carolina, Caboose, and Donut groans at that.

Felix: Hey, you guys wanted to give me a party, and that’s what I got.

Tucker: Easy for you to say! You got all the answers right!!

Simmons: You gave us hard questions.

Felix: Are you serious? It was easy!

York: It was a trick question!!

Ryutaros: What’s trivia night?

Delta: They are like pub quiz, one of us has to ask the question that we made while the rest of us have to answer the question correctly.

Theta: We decide to make a theme on all the questions from his favorite movie series!

Tucker: Which is Star Wars by the way. (glaring at Felix)

~*~*~

Everyone gathers around for trivia night.

Grif (flashback): Anakin Skywalker.

Felix (flashback): (monotone, like church) No.

York (flashback): C-3PO.

Felix (flashback): (monotone) No. That’s a droid.

Sarge (flashback): Grif.

Felix (flashback): No. He’s not even a Star Wars character Sarge.

Sarge (flashback):............. You sure?

~*~*~

Felix: WHAT PART OF “THE MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE” DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!

Sarge: It was a trick question!

Felix: Oh come on! I gave you plenty of hints! Even Caboose got it right!

Caboose: I nearly said Tarkin because he is mean.

Frøy & Church: Well not all of us is a Star Wars nerd like you, so sorry if we don’t know all the characters!!

Felix: Oh fuck you both!! (Giving them the middle finger)

Grif: (narrator) And then DONUT somehow managed to burn down our bases!

~*~*~

Donut standing in the foreground, while the bases burn in the background.

Donut (flashback): Whoopsy-daisy!

~*~*~

Grif: (narrator) Ah-ha, why, why, oh why?!

Church: Some of them were crying, and some of them didn’t care.

Tucker: And you were one of those people who didn’t give a shit.

Church: I expected things to go wrong from the start. Don’t blame me if I didn’t help with the problem, dickhead!

Donut: (offscreen, still unfiltered) I told you, it was a simple mishap with my vanilla-satin-scented candles. Sheesh.

Flowers: DONUT! CLOTHES!

Donut: Party pooper!

Kintaros: Why is he naked?

Leo: THAT’S your first question?

Aruto: Why did you have a candle in the first place?

Wyoming: We need them to remove the stench that was coming from the kitchen.

All eyes from the Reds and Blues glared at Carolina yet again.

Carolina: I was trying to find a hobby, so don’t blame me.

Frøy: Are you kidding me?! I wasn’t able to use the toilet because of both Grif and Sister were stuck in the bathroom for weeks because of food poisoning, and the toilet clogged because of that!!

Grif: I regret ever tasting that MRE.

Jiro: I know how you feel.

Both Jiro and Ramon glared at Riki because of the stench in his room and his cooking skill.

Simmons: Anyway, we lost 80% of our rations in the fire, so these two fat-asses (looks at Grif and Sister) over here started going around and eating native plants!

~*~*~

Grif and Sister approach some wild mushrooms that glow a mysterious blue coolor.

Grif (flashback): Oh, hey there, sexy.

Sister (flashback): These look good.

~*~*~

Simmons: (narrator) Oh, and as it turns out, the mushrooms are basically crystal meth ON crystal meth!

~*~*~

Cut to Grif and Sister running by, in order, Sarge fighting a tree, Carolina fixing a Warthog, and Simmons going for a walk.

Grif (flashback): (super fast) Heyhohowyadoin’? Good?Okay. I’mgonnagoforarun. AlotofpeoplesayI’mnotfast,butI’msuperfast. Don’ttell anyybodythough,it’soursecret, Okay, bye!

Sister (flashback): (super fast) I’msofullyetIhavesomuchenergy.

~*~*~

Back to the base.

Grif: Yeah? Well, at least I didn’t spend my summer learning Esperanto!

Simmons: (ashamed) I thought “Esperanto” was Spanish for “Spanish.”

Church: Spanish is just Spanish! Me and Delta told you thst multiple times but you kept saying Esperanto is Spanish!

Simmons: I know...!

Frøy: And now you’re the only one in the universe who speaks a dead language! How appropriate!

Simmons: (sigh) Mi estas tiel sola. (I’m so alone.)

Caboose: And Freckles got a new body! He can use any bathroom he wants now!

~*~*~

Freckles walks threateningly into the scene. We then cut to a wide shot to reveal he’s hopelessly small, with Caboose and Tucker looking at him.

Freckles (flashback): (like a chipmunk) Prepare to be exterminated!

He shoots Caboose. Caboose dramatically falls.

Caboose (flashback): AHHH! Tucker! You’re supposed to be playing dead.

Tucker (flashback): (leaving) Riiight...

~*~*~

Back to the base.

Tucker: That’s right around when we tried to raise some money for new bases by selling off our movie rights!

Delta: I believe we didn’t have any-

Ruby, Jin, Ryutaros, Aruto, Leo, & Vice: You have movie rights?! Awesome!

Pyrrha: Even with my fame. No movie company has asked for me to be in any of their films.

Izuku: What rights did you own?

South: Us and for some reason Reservoir Dogs. We still have no idea why we own that.

Grif: Yeah well, Hollywood really screwed the pooch on that one.

Church: We should have burned the script when we had a chance.

Weiss: Was it bad?

Doc: Well it received positive reviews and critical acclaim. They just got us and the story all wrong.

O’Mally: Ugh, they just have to ruined my character.

Simmons: Oh, but we were rich!

Grif: And then we realized water parks were way more awesome than bases!

Carolina: So we built the galaxy’s greatest... water park.

CT: 101 on how to waste money on useless stuff, we don’t need.

~*~*~

Cut to the water park. Where all the boys even Washington jump in the air with joy. Carolina, South, and CT refrains.

Boys (flashback): Yay!

Girls (flashback): (with disinterest) Yay...

~*~*~

Ruby, Jin, Vice, Ramon, & Ryutaros: That’s so cool!!

Yang: I wanna swim! I’ll get my bikini!

Wyoming: Don’t bother.

George: What? Why?

Grif: BECAUSE OF DONUT-!

~*~*~

Mirroring the shot from before, Donut is in the foreground as the park burns in the background.

Donut: Whoopsy-daisy.

~*~*~

Grif: I MEAN HOW?! HOW DO YOU BURN DOWN A WATER PARK, DONUT?!

Delta: It is highly illogical of how he did it.

Donut walks in, now wearing his armor.

Donut: 1) Lube isn’t normally flammable! And B) I didn’t burn down the whole water park! Just the park part!

Caboose: And then we formed the best band ever!

Washington: Tucker thought it might attract... chicks.

Tucker: Which worked.

~*~*~

Cut to Grif and Tucker arguing over the name, with Caboose watching on the drum while Frøy was on the mic and while Church and Felix just standing and floating at their partner’s side while watching the whole argument.

Grif: The Talking reds!

Tucker: Mötley Blüe!

Grif: How about redmau5?

Carolina: Hey, I heard you boys are looking for a backup singer.

Tucker: Uh, yeah! Chick singers are awesome!

Grif: Can you sing, though?

Frøy and Church does a killing gesture knowing their sister’s voice.

Carolina: (confident) Can I sing?

~*~*~

Cut to the base.

Tucker: (unconvincingly) Carolina sings. So good.

Carolina: Thank you.

Simmons: Oh, and we’re definitely not hust saying that because she could kill us.

Wyoming: And break every bone in our body.

Grif: (strained) So. Good.

Tucker: I mean... Frøy wasn’t bad.

Frøy: Please stop it.

Simmons: Sarge decided to make his own enemy, so he built an evil robot army to invade our valley!

Tucker: But the robots malfunctioned and attacked the dinosaurs!

Theta & Iota: And it was the awesomest battle ever! Of all time!!

~*~*~

Cut to the Reds and Blues watching an enormous battle happening offscreen. We get explosions and roars and some flashes of red light plus a black plume of smoke coming in from off-camera.

Theta/Iota (flashback): Woah.../Wow...

Washington (flashback): I have seen some amazing things in my life, but this...? This takes the cake.

Frøy (flashback): I think I can died happy now.

~*~*~

Back to the base.

Vice: Now that is so cool!

Ryutaros: Are the dinosaurs still alive?

CT: Yeah they are, they just destroyed the robots and left. Haven’t seen them in awhile though.

Carolina: (snickering) And then Grif convinced Simmons Game of Thrones really happened.

Leo: What the heck is Game of Thrones?

Ikazuchi: A really good TV show ever!

Blake: And Grif convinced him that a fictional series actually exist?

Simmons: He explained it to me in very convincing manner.

South: And apparently, after that, we learned Simmons has a knack for-

Simmons: (panicked) Don’t say it!

~*~*~

Grif and Simmons are standing on top of the base, mirroring their positions in the first episode.

Simmons (flashback): Nuh-uh.

Grif (flashback): Uh-huh.

Simmons (flashback): Oh, shut up!

Grif (flashback): Seriously, dude!

Simmons (flashback): Nah, nah, no way!

Grif (flashback): Yeah, way!

Simmons (flashback): Dude.

Grif (flashback): Dude.

Simmons (flashback): Dude!

Grif (flashback): Dude.

Simmons (flashback): Dude!

Grif (flashback): Yeah, dude.

Simmons (flashback): That’s awesome! Man, I’m gonna go visit!

~*~*~

Weiss: Seriously?

George: Wow, you’re must be an idiot for falling for that.

Ryutaros: Wai! Simmons-no-baka!

Simmons: What? I can’t believe in it? Anyway, Sarge found a new enemy! One that would keep him busy for the rest of our time here.

~*~*~

The Reds are gathered outside the new base, watching Sarge walks on camera again.

Sarge (flashback): For far too long our people have been oppressed, crushed, under the weight pf ourselves! If we don’t start standing up to our mortal foe gravitty, by god who will?

Washington, Frøy, Church, Felix, Carolina, and Tex are watching nearby.

Carolina (flashback): Are we really going to let this play out?

Washington (flashback): Why not see where it goes?

Felix (flashback): This is gonna be good.

Church (flashback): Something we can agreed on.

Frøy (flashback): You both are just cruel.

Lopez is in the Warthog, Sarge nearby.

Sarge (flashback): Buckle up, friendo! It’s time we take this fight to the enemy!

Lopez (flashback): Por farvor no. (Please no.)

The Warthog goes flying off a cliff.

Sarge (flashback): Chaaaarge!

~*~*~

Simmons: But that just meant Blue Team had one more Jeep than Red Team.

Tex: Not the First time either.

~*~*~

Back to outside the base: Donut, Grif, Simmons, North, South, Wyoming, and CT are standing there, while the warthog is on fire in the background.

Sarge (flashback): Gentlemen and lady, we simply cannot let Blue Team have tactical superiority over the canyon! This means war! Red. VS. BLUE!

Lopez (flashback): (offscreen) Mierda... (Shit...)

~*~*~

Back to the base.

Tucker: That helped us realize just  how outdated this whole Red Team-Blue Team thing really is.

Simmons: So, we had a meeting to debate a new form of government.

Yaiba & Naki: Oh this should to be good.

~*~*~

The Reds and Blues are facing each other outside their base, Carolina having joined the Blues this time.

Grif (flashback): I vote anarchy.

Simmons (flashback): You can’t vote anarchy, you dumbass!

Omega & O’Mally (flashback): But it fit us so well!

Flowers & Doc (flashback): No!

Tucker (flashback): Monarchy! Whoever holds the magical sword, (draws his sword) Excalibur!

Caboose (flashback): Party Paryarchy!

Felix (flashback): Jedi Order!

Frøy (flashback): Of course, you’ll choose that.

Felix (flashback): Hey, up yours Frøy.

North (flashback): Democracy?

Sarge (flashback): Military Dictatorship!

Carolina (flashback): Matriarchy.

CT (flashback): I like where you’re thinking.

South (flashback): Fuck yeah!

Tex (flashback): We can make an agreement on that. (smirks)

Church (flashback): Typical.

The girls (flashback): Hey!

Church (flashback): Not all of us are girls in this valley! Heck, most of us are pretty much a dude! Of course, it’s freaking cliche.

Caboose (flashback): Oh! How about Malarkey?

Flowers (flashback): Caboose, that’s not a type of government! It just means meaningless talk and nonesense!

Long silence.

~*~*~

Washington: (back at the base) Malarkey won.

Theta: There was also the time when Frøy built a bomb and it blew up and make a wormhole to a new universe.

Grif: And what came out was really, really, really weird.

~*~*~

Everyone is gathered up.

Wasington (flashback): This has to be one of the strangest things I’ve seen ever... Of all time.

Frøy and female Frøy are looking at each other with Church and Felix floating at their partner’s side also in their opposite gender. Both wear identical armor and have identical weapons.

Both Frøy (flashback): THIS IS AMAZING!!

Both Church, Felix, & Tex (flashback): This is a fucking nightmare.

~*~*~

CT: The destruction they caused was enormous.

Frøy: (sigh) Too bad she had to go home. I never met someone that I could have so much fun with.

Church: Thank God for that!! I don’t think I could handle another Frøy and Felix.

Felix: I could say the same for you, asshole.

Tex: I suppose to be the one to say that\, consider that I have to be the one to handle the both of you cockbites.

Church & Felix: Shut up, bitch.

Donut: Oh! And don’t forgot York and Carolina’s wedding!

Ruby: (gasp) Really?! That’s amazing you guys!

Leo: Congrats, you two!

Sakura: Omedetō!

George: Congratulation!

Ikazuchi: Mazel tov!

York and Carolina: Thanks.

~*~*~

Carolina was in a nice Cyan dress with York in a suit holding each other hands. Behind Carolina were CT, South, and Kimball while behind York were Wash, North, and Tucker while Frøy as the Ring Bearer with Church, Felix, and Tex floating at his side. In the center is Sarge marrying them.

Sarge (flashback): And now by the power vested in me, I pronounce you husband and wife. Just kiss the bribe already.

York chuckles with a grin.

York (flashback): You don’t have to tell me twice.

Before York could even kiss her, Carolina grabbed him by the collar and dipped him, he got startled by this but he kissed her back as everyone cheered. The lieutenants and feds shot their guns in the air as Donut and Jensen were crying.

~*~*~

Wyoming: And that’s when we knew who would be in control in bed.

Tucker: (chuckles) That’s not what I saw at the-

Carolina: Finish that sentence and I’ll make sure you have surgery so you be a women.

There was an awkward silence for that until Caboose broke it.

Caboose: Ah, you haven’t mentioned the dark place!

Tucker: Oh yeah! Somehow Caboose got stuck in another dimension!

Frøy: I didn’t do it.

~*~*~

Caboose is somehow in the Upside-Down from Netflix’s Stranger Things.

Caboose (flashback): Hello? Anyone there? THIS IS AWESOME!

The Reds and Blues are staring at the alphabet Christmas lights from Stranger Things.

Washington (flashback): “Neat.” He just... keeps saying, “Neat.”

North (flashback): I think he’s just excited, or he could be yelling for help if “neat” meant something.

Delta (flashback): How did he even end up there?

~*~*~

Back to the base.

Tucker: Oh, and we found Donut dead!

Nora: Really?

~*~*~

Grif and Wyoming find Donut’s supposedly dead body lying next to a body of water.

Grif (flashback): Sweet.

Wyoming (flashback): I guess it was the best day ever.

Simmons, Tucker, York, Wyoming, Grif, North, and their A.I.s are staring at a shallow grave.

Grif: (voiceover) We decided to bury him in  a shallow, unmarked grave.

They look up, hearing Donut offscreen.

Donut (flashback): (offscreen, unfiltered) Aw, fiddlesticks! I can’t find my suit!

Grif: (narrator) Turns out he was just... skinny-dipping.

York: (narrator) And that’s where I got second-degree trauma. Thanks a lot, fuckface.

Donut (flashback): (offscreen, unfiltered, cont’d) Guess I’m going au natural! Nice and breezy!

~*~*~

Leo: Did you see him?

Grif: Yes! Yes, we saw him!

~*~*~

In the exact same shot from when they were running from the dinosaur, Simmons, Tucker, York, North, and Grif run from Donut.

Simmons: AAAAAHHHH, RUN!

Wyoming: DON’T LOOK! DON’T LOOK!

Grif: AH, THE IRONY!

York: I’M BLIND!

North: I’M SCARED FOR LIFE!

~*~*~

CT: But that wasn’t even the weirdest thing that happened! Wash, Grew. A bread...

~*~*~

Cut to Washington standing outside. Of course, we can’t see the beard because his helmet is on.

Washington (flashback): It’s kind of... itchy.

~*~*~

Tucker: And then this morning Grif spiked Simmons’s couscous with his meth-meth shrooms! And Sister wanted to see if she was faster than him.

Grif: You know, for the lolz.

~*~*~

Cut to the shot from the opening, with Grif and Flowers talking to Frøy and the rest of his companion that he met and brings them to the base as Simmons and Sister runs by.

Simmons (flashback): (super fast) Ihaventbeenbeenthishypersinceihadamargerita!

Sister (flashback): (super fast) FastImfastyougotabetterone

Donut (flashback): (offscreen, voice unfiltered) Anyone seen my tanning oil?

Flowers (flashback): Jesus Donut, we have guests! 

Grif (flashback): Put some clothes on, for Pete sake!

Tucker appears again.

Tucker (flashback): Oh ho, Blue-Tang Clan!

Grif (flashback): The Red Kennedys!

There is a loud whistling sound, as though something is falling from a great height.

Sarge (flashback): (falling with it) SUCK IT NEWTON!

We quickly cut back to Grif before Sarge hits the ground.

~*~*~

Grif: It’s been awful! Instead of a peaceful retirement, it’s been the same damn shit with the same damn idiots!

[caninerat]

KAMEN RIDER ZERO-ONE EPISODE 14 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GODDD HE'S SO CUTE IN THE PREVIEW I MISSED HIM SO MUCH HI JIN!!!!!!!!!! HIIII HELLOOOOO HIIIII (puts him in my pocket)

The suit said > <

AHHH I MISSED THIS OP!!!! SO FUN...

This guy's faces always crack me up 😭😭

I want to say smth but idk how to say it 😭 why did he sound like a chicken but also bro was yoinked like a little cat but ALSO

SHE'S SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

Also I love the brothers they're also adorable 😭

LMAOOOO

FUWA 😭😭😭😭😭 PLEASE...

JINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BABYYYYYYYYYYYY 😭😭😭😭 AHJFGSDJHHFDS I love him...

💀 bro's about to jump through the screen LMAO

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP HE SAVED HIS BROTHER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 RAIDENNNNNN

WOAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

STOPFDSHJGFKJHSDGJHKF aniki.................Yaguruma mentio-//SHOT

:(((( spacebros.........ahsdfksdfds I love themmmmm

Oh here we go. (I missed this)

ASHJFDHSAFGKSDJGKJASGJFDS FUWA

Ok so. sub A tier and dub low B high C. I feel like the pun works better worded with English bc in Japanese it's the same sentences twice? (宇宙は広い！スペースが広いなあ～！) Idk </3 sorry I feel like I'm being too harsh LMAO this is very much subjective..I know the joke is in it being the same sentence but having 2 meanings but idk it was funnier to me with the "enough space for everything" wording SDFJHDS

FUWA TURNING OFF THE PROJECTION LMAOOO HE'S FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE

damn...he's so doberman coded (either that or a german shepherd)

CUTIE

UEHJFGDHKJSGFKHJDS :((((((((( awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sorry guys I'm ASJHKFDGSHJFDS

I really don't like the implication that he has to be destroyed </3 idk I know they were introduced in this ep but I already love the space brothers and I know there's already very clear set-up to the brother having to continue the journey by himself but AUGH.......... (EDIT: idk if they'll go back to this in the next ep but they didn't focus on this aspect BC VERY HEAVY LORE STUFF GOING ON but uh!!! if they do feature the brother in the next ep I want them to focus on this a bit...it will be sad)

ACKKKK JIN I LOVE RAIDEN SO HIM DOING THIS IS NOT FAVOURABLE BUT I'LL CRY HE SAID THAT SO CUUUTE 😭😭😭 僕のお兄ちゃんになって！(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

GIVING HIM THE DODO KEY????????????????????????????????? STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is hurting me on multiple fronts..........Raiden........Ansatsu..........what the hell (Yagurumfgakjfjds)

He gets a proper rider form too </3 justice for Ansatsu wtffff

The way I know smth about this too like. idk if I can say it (I'll see at the end of the ep ig) but !!!!!!!!!

so cute </3 also the way Aruto calls him aniki but Jin calls him niichan 😭

Horobi is so cute too...dad...but also cult leader ahh /lh

I hate to admit it (/lh) but this really is a cool suit </3

IS SLIDING IN LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO queen, ily.

LMAFDSHGKJHSAGKFJDGJHF that's his fursona...

Oh that was so cool.....

HE'S COUGHING UP BLOOD OH GOD

NOOOOO IMAGE LIMIT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

anyway that's the end of the ep AHHHHHHH this was.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I miss Ansatsu........

[asknarashikari]

How would Yamato and GaoRed react to being invited by Ultraman Cosmos to visit Planet Juan?

(FYI: Planet Juan is the planet Cosmos protects and is an animal sanctuary for kaoju and monsters.)

Also, Cosmos sends an invitation to Horobi to also invite him and Jin? Would Horobi accept?

I think Yamato and Kakeru (GaoRed) would be understandably a bit on the fence about it. They would be curious about how the kaiju are like in what is presumably their natural habitat, but they are also instinctually nervous because of their negative experiences with the kaiju and MotWs that fought against. Maybe they'd be a bit jumpy and would get into a defensive pose when one of the kaiju roars a bit too loudly.

As for Horobi and Jin... I think he'd be reasonably cautious of just accepting an invitation to another planet, even if Jin gives him the puppy-dog eyes of doom. I do think if Jin keeps nagging him though he'll cave, eventually.

[fluttering-by]

MBJR WEEK

Day 1 - Mother + Doll

Notes: This one involves a few OCs of mine, they aren’t really all that relevant to the story, they’re just mentioned as a plot device really. 

But basically, all you really need to know is that the mother in this story was a kid who Horobi raised back in Daybreak as a parent HumaGear, who’s now all grown up with a family of her own. Also they own a farm. It’s a kind of running thing that one of their goats is obsessed with Horobi, hence one line in the fic. 

So there’s the two parents, Sydney and Haruka, and then two teen girls and two younger girls.

Also I haven’t written like this for such a long time since uni completely burned me out, so I’m starting off slowly. I’m probably not going to write too many words, but any word at all is a victory to me at this point. 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It didn’t have to be perfect. 

In fact, that was what they liked about Horobi’s crafts. They were never perfect. You could see that they were handmade, and not mass produced in a factory. And that was therapeutic to Horobi. To be able to make mistakes here and there, to be able to be imperfect, to be able to learn a skill from scratch. 

The crocheted doll in his hands was destined for a very important owner. A little girl who was about to turn six, who wanted to be an astronaut just like her uncle Ikazuchi. 

“That’s so cute, Horobi.” Ikazuchi said. How long had he been there? Horobi didn’t even notice him walking in. “She’ll love it. I’m sure it’ll mean the world to her.” 

“I hope so…”

The party was loud. Which was to be expected of a five year old’s birthday party. And as always, Horobi felt completely out of place. 

“You okay?” Ikazuchi asked quietly. 

“Of course. Of course, I’ll… adjust.”

They’d arrived together, but it didn’t take long for Jin to find the two older siblings, and Naki to start talking to some of the parents that had stayed to help supervise the kids, some of which just happened to be their work colleagues, leaving Ikazuchi and Subaru to stay with Horobi. 

Well. Ikazuchi, Subaru, and the goat currently chewing on Horobi’s clothes. 

“Wobi!” The little girl yelled, finally spotting him, and immediately grabbed onto the wheels beside her and propelled herself to him, before raising her arms. “Up up!”

Horobi obliged of course, lifting the girl from her chair as he always did when he visited. “Goodness, you’ve grown since I last saw you.”

“I’m a big girl now!”

“You certainly are! Happy birthday.”

“Thank you!”

Ikazuchi let out a loud and dramatic harrumph. “Don’t mind us.”

“Uncle Ika!” The girl reached out her hand to grab him. “Uncle Subaru!”

“No no, it’s too late now, we know where we stand.” He laughed, all the while letting the girl in Horobi’s arms grab onto his sleeve. 

Later that day, the girl would open her presents, and her clear favourite would be the crocheted astronaut bee, her favourite animal, in a crocheted wheelchair matching her own. 

And the only thing that would make it even more cool would be knowing that the little toy she held had once actually been in space, thanks to Ikazuchi. 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Is it good? Absolutely not. But I did it!

[jade-lop]

Yesterday, I dreamed Gira became Ultraman and he received his power through time loop.

Today, I dreamed Horobi was killed and Jin went to avenge him, but he also lose.

Then Fuwa came, became the main character and proceeded to beat the enemy without transforming.

That was the basic, there were many details that were too bizarre for me to explain.

For example, Yanma had silver hair in my dream.

Deka Pink was stalking Gira and they found a granny frozen in a cave.

Horobi showed up with hangers stuck to his sleeves. Jin was too, but he was covered in what seemed to be a plant.

Fuwa burst out of a van and infected by parasitic monster that inflicted despair on their opponent, but he managed to beat it up through sheer will power. He still looked like a monster though.

Oh, he used the monster’s power to help another person removed their own monster, I could not remember who that person was. 

[firebirdsdaughter]

He is here…

… He is come…

[iristial]

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