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[westywallowing]

looking at apartment prices and living expenses right now literally always makes me want to scream

[vanityloves]

anyways im gonna listen to/read the fuckin...rise of the ogre shit bc ive been putting it off 🪓🥴 im gonna put stuff under the cut bc im gonna be TALKING n dont wanna make a new post everytime

piss

ok he performed for 2 pounds 50. which is basically $3 today i- well it was absolutely a power play on his father behalf that also had the promise of money so.

also lol he said Rejection fueled my ambitions which, yknow,, i already knew but it still hurts and i will continue to talk ab it xoxo

AH HELP. "...if ebay had been invented at the time he would've sold me online there and then,"

"man hands on misery to man, yknow"

THEN PROCEEDS TO CONNECT IT TO MUSIC/HIS CAREER. this man said :) the one thing i truly have a passion for. the one thing i fucking like.

oh yeah. bullied by students AND teachers.

oh god hes 42ish during this interview? ok.

the fuckin school bully saying he wouldve acted differently if he knew what hed become

getting called "faceache", then proceeds to call 2d that. jfc he really does just repeat what everyone says. really "treating others how i was treated/how they treat me"

maybe thats why? hes kinder to fans? bc :] you support me and like me so, ok ill return that energy

MURDOC GETTING HIS ASS BEAT N PARADING HOME LIKE WELL I WON BC 'I PISSED YOU OFF' SJDJD

a real rowdy boy. absolute nasty boy. fraud and arson... shooting ppls windows with his air pistols

black sabbath being a huge inspiration? fucking absolutely.

became a satanist n shit at age 16? "it fitted me like a glove" "heavy metal and devil worshipping became my favorite past times" ajsj funny that ppl in trying times often seek religion or following of some sort

heavy metal being his favorite, n loving the clash, while hannibals was more punk based

hannibal breaking murdocs nose for the 2nd and 3rd time for playing his music on hannibals turntable

he doesnt sound that bitter? ab hannibal? he doesnt sound incredibly fond but he talks ab how he got him into a lot of music. so, i imagine they we're a bit closer than i thought?

international baccalaureate in antisocial? anthropology?

MURDOC IS ACTUALLY SMART HE WAS JUST. NOT INTERESTED IN THE SUBJECTS? I GUESS? (also,,, he literally Built cyborg noodle and i think he had a PhD too lol. but its always nice to hear hes actually...yknow, interested or good at other things)

alright but murdoc having a fascination w/ other cultures - or at least some interests, that lead him to actually study the damn subject and "pass with flying colors"

'fuck college though. im gonna be a rockstar'

he sold his soul at 18ish? whenever the fuck he got kicked out but college was mentioned so my brain goes to 18ish idk

he lived with his father still and paid rent via low paying jobs one including 'part time dressing as santa'

help he was ab to take a Personal Job for quick cash and uhh well, "still made me call him sir though" he really said 20 dollars is 20 dollars, huh "that story was totally true"

alright, 1997,,,

2d stuff

loves zombie stuff? thats really cute, and is freaked out by the way they move. god he rambles

both he and murdoc are horses in the chinese zodiac

[[jfc ok if the official shit compares them a lot i understand why ppl ship them but Dont. its a narrative foil and that doesnt always mean Romance jfc.]]

SUMTHINK.

truly... a lil stinker. super cute bouncing baby and a "bit thick" which is stull so endearing to me. hes just a happy man!

excitable 10 year old and would dance around his room

jfc the fact he has normal/caring parents. i kinda forget how opposite hes supposed to be from murdoc but i think thats another thing jsjsysg (murdoc said why isnt my tragic story making me famous why does he get to be the Star. no wonder he acts like a loon)

i still dont get how gettin bonked by a tree branch made him go bald and also turn his hair blue

big tiddy nurse mommy,,,

went to the same school as The Cure and got decent grades despite hittin the noggin quite hard. WANTED TO BE A STORM CHASER... OMG??

oh thats really cute, hed bond with his dad by building keyboards toegther 🥺💕

messed around with paints and graffiti? artistic king

MURDOC AGAIN: QHDJ 'VILLANOUS' GANG HELP

oh yeah d day...new instruments, new band, new singer - and 'had to be the best or no dice' and absolutely CONFIDENT that his songs were bangers ajsjd

but on that same note, had absolute faith (or desperate) in 2d which i love

ransacked the fucking music shop jdjdj and 2d said he was Just Standing There behind the counter the whole shift hdhdh

"thats when your eye came out, yeah" "yeah!-" HELP WHY DOES HE SOUND SO HAPPY AB IT ?? yes he said ut hurt but he sounds...ok

jfc murdoc ragdolling this poor mf around. dunking him and slapping him around. actually? so incredibly terrible and abusive and i hate him for that 🔫 im sorry 2d stans. we dont condone that behavior here ong.

how and why the FUCK did 2d's parents allow that fucker near their child after that i??? help. wtf. his moms a nurse why didnt she just have murdoc sit in plain view of other people. god damn.

2d flying out the window n hitting the curb "whoops"

"just two black holes...[ah] it looked great...a blue hair, blacked eyed GOD- the girls would go wild-" "pretty boy looks" ???? HELP. HE DOESNT GO LIGHT ON THE COMPLIMENTS, HUH

RUSS TIME

oh yeah, he straight up kiddnapped this man help. idk how he managed that, russ is a Big Man??

AND MURDOCS MUSIC WAS SO FUCKING SEXY GOOD that russel said hm alright ill stay, :] out ifbhis owm free will im screaming.

"oh this is one of them febreeze commercials" "uh . yeah sure. *murdoc turning on his Sick Tunes*" but that either means? it was just his guitar playing the convinced russ? unless he and 2d recorded sumn?

"2d was the looks, murdoc the brains, then russel truly was the heart"

'while 2d and murdoc liked music, this man was a MUSICIAN' god fucking bless this book holy shit ny man russ getting some respect. he said back hurts from carrying this band.

murdoc basically heard this guy had big trauma that gave him So Many Skills n said "thats what i want" ok idk thats actually really? inch rest ting to me. seems that murdocs fine handing out compliments but i guess that where his charisma really helps out yeah?

"he was going to be in my band whether he liked it or not" ...murdoc-

HELP. 2D IS LIKE BRO GO ON IM LISTENING 🥺 despite hearing the story 50-60 times and murdoc said fuck off you lil shit.

ok irrelevant but i love his voice! its super comforting n nice to listen to 🥺

HELP MURDOCS SO BITTER. "NOTHING THAT HAPPENS TO US IS NORMAL" WELL YEAH. THIS IS TRAUMA CENTRAL.

idk how/why he sucked up all his friends souls though ... how are they all possessing the same person. they said "its my turn on The Russ"

DELL IS HIS ACTUAL, LITERAL SOULMATE...KING...😭

went to a private school,,, and was already possessed? and the thing where he gets bigger and smaller is a reoccurring thing?

was in a coma for 4 years?

hiphop machine...time and history...the ultimate set i guess.

his knowledge was infinite and hes a "Renaissance man" hes so fucking smart our king. jack of all trades but a master of drums. he said i know im good and what of it

PAULA.

HELP. HE RMBRS THE STALL: CUBICAL NUMBER 3 🥴 IF I DO RECALL 🤤

yes russel our king. fuck up his nose 5 more times. probably stunted his growth too. he shrunk after russ gave him a wallop im sure

why dies paula sound like tracer overwatch

also only dated 2d for 2 months before joining the band?

HELP SHE REALLY WAS THE FIRST MURDOC FUCKER: "but when i saw murdoc with his thick greasy hair, green teeth and yellow skin i thought 'oh this is the ine for me!'" "OH HES SUCH A DANDY-" HELP ME IM HQJDHD

sick in the head...like i want to hurt people help girl. shes fucking Crazy. but she rly said damn i didnt hear back from him again 😭 and my purse is gone JSHHD

MURDOC: SHE WAS DEPRESSINGLY UGLY *still fucked her*

NOODLE TIME

"small japanese person!"

2d: we werent gorillaz until noodle arrived!

im dying the reason he chose gorillaz. 'swinging through the jungle baring my ass'

noodle really said "im just happy to be here" and she balanced everyone out 😭 "she gave off pure love and the fact that she could laugh at murdoc REALLY helped too" RUSS... IS BABY

JFC MURDOCS SO FUCKING CONFIDENT IN THIS BAND IM LIVING FOR THAT. HE SAID YOU WANT US SO BAD IT MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID. THE CHARISMA

2d rambling ab some girl he met and "ssSs" "whats the s stand for hawhaw" "i dont know!".

THE RECORD LABEL GUY.

one song is all it took i ❤ good for them

just murdoc talking ab the party that they threw for thier deal and saying "you dont know how much of a dick i felt like [when carrying one of those huge checks]" like oh thats whatll make you a dick? alright.

A FOOD FIGHT THAT WENT SO HARD THAT IT KNOCKED 2DS TONSILS OUT? WHAT THE FUCK

ahshdj damon and murdoc not getting along bc of Rival Band One Uppery + damon calling murdocs cuban heels crap since ge wore steel ones with gold spurs.

MURDOC FEELIN EMBARRASSED BC HES 'QUITE PROUD OF HIS SHOES'

but the band and damon getting over music and their ambitions and became a "paternal figure"

HELP MURDOC SAID AWIOGA @ RACHEL WHICH MADE HER THROW HER DRINK IN HIS FACE AND SPLIT FROM 2D. kinda sad actually, she said i still like 2d but murdoc kinda ruined it by trying to get it in with me, it put a strain in our relationship :/ oh god murdocs That Dude

nov 31 1998: started recording :]

40 tracks that got cut down to 15 holy shit

KONG STUDIOS 🤲

hooking up cameras in every room ejdjsu

webby artist of the year in 2006? holy shit

noodle learning ab kong studios omfg

JFC. YES I KNEW KONG WAS BUILT ON/IN A CEMETERY BUT I DIDNT KNOW PPL FOR THE FUCKING PLAGUE WHERE THROWN THERE HDJD

built in 1739?

the ghost of the first owners ghost still roams around in the kitchen in the early hours and moans 'aaa glass of water'

theres some rotting bullshit near the studios and in the summer its fucking TERRIBLE

the former owners were a biker gang, and they all died in a fire

murdoc said this place has bad vibes. i want it.

grim weather

the building feels impossible to escape from huHgg

[scribblestatic]

Warning: Shitty adults attempting to use their power to try to coerce children into unsavory acts. No actual activity occurs. Still. Black Tea’s attempts at coercion can be triggering.

Please protect yourself above all else. If it will be too much, please scroll down until you see the second set of bolded text.

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“Listen. I’ve been letting you do whatever you want, really. You set your hours, set your personality for the position, and do your own makeup. I let you create Chouko here, and I let you make her flourish.”

Black Tea sits across from Izuku at a small, circular wooden table. Not Chouko, Izuku. Because right now, there’s no fantasy he can crawl into that will help him feel better about what’s happening. Black Tea’s spoon clinks against her tea cup.

“But, listen. I get that this is technically your first job, but something you have to do is pull your own weight. You have to work really hard to deserve your pay. That’s why I’m lowering your wages.”

Izuku’s mouth drops open. “W-Wha—”

“Instead of $12 an hour, you’ll make $6.” 

Black Tea sips at her tea as Izuku stands to his feet.

“Th-Tha-That’s half! That’s a whole half of my—“

“Of your illegal wages, yes.” Izuku freezes as Black Tea opens her eyes, smiling behind her cup. “I have been very kind to you, little boy. I have let you prance around my establishment as you pleased, despite the fact you don’t do the same things as the other girls do. But that is going to change, starting now.” The woman reaches down to her side, into a folder she has sitting there. She then takes out a laminated sheet and slides it over to Izuku’s side of the table. He looks down at it and glances over what’s written there.

There’s...activities. None of them are sexual but.

It’s as he feared.

Massages, foot rubs, conversations in private back rooms, allowing random men to put their heads in his lap, all for money. They have prices to them, depending on how long the person wants the service. Things like fortune telling and conversations cost less money. Things like massages and having Izuku sit and rub on a random man’s head cost more. They cost just enough to cover the losses he’d experience with his new pay cut.

He feels sick.

“I’m sure you can find three things on this list here that you wouldn’t mind incorporating into your menu. Of course, this will be a part of your secret menu, but all girls here need to have at least three selectables for their patrons.” Black Tea taps with her clean red nails at the headrest one, charging $25 every 15 minutes. “I know of at least three of your regulars who would love to see you have this one on your secret menu. Why not add this one?”

“This...this is...this is illegal—“

Black Tea raises an eyebrow. “You working for me is illegal. I can fire you right now and have you out my hair, then demand that you pay me back every dollar you stole from me. I mean, after all, you’re not an employee here. And even if you were to become one, you’d still owe me for all the taxes that you haven’t paid on your money.”

Izuku’s hands curl in his dress, trying not to hyperventilate. He...he has to think. Has to find a way out of this situation. Has to...has to make it work.

“What then? Will you find a new job? But you don’t turn 16 for another year, so I guess the duty would fall on your mother to pay me back. And so far, I’ve given you well over $8,000 for your services...ah, plus the taxes. Consider that interest since I want my full, earnest amount. And, you see, I like my payment up front, in full, preferably in cash. Otherwise, I get antsy and I don’t trust it.” Black Tea shrugs and grins with bright red lipstick. “So, I suppose, unless you have $8000+ stashed away somewhere, you’re quite in a pickle, aren’t you, Chou-Chou?”

Tears build in Izuku’s eyes, and he finds himself backing away from a careful finger.

“Oh no, dear, don’t ruin your makeup. You look so cute... Like a little doll, really.” She laughs a little. “And the best part is that you’re just as weak and pitiful as one, too. Quirkless...gods, the instant you told me you were Quirkless, I knew I would have a field day. What can you do against me right here, right now?” Black Tea stands up and leans forward, whispering in Izuku’s ear. “Not a single damn thing, dear. If I were to let my Quirk loose on you right now, you’d be helpless as a bleating sheep.” Black Tea’s eyes gleam hotly as her nails grow sharp. Izuku bites at his bottom lip, trying to contain the frightened squeak he wants to squeal out. 

“What was it that you said when we first met? ‘All men are not created equal’? It takes a long time for many girls to understand that. I’m glad you understand it first hand. So...let’s not make this any harder than it has to be on you, yeah?”

For a moment, Izuku doesn’t reply. He stands still, his hands curled into his dress. Then slowly, he relaxes. His fingers release the skirt folds and the tension in his neck slowly dissipates. Then he pats his hands on the creases he made and looks up at Black Tea.

His eyes are still hidden behind the bangs of his wig, but he smiles lightly, his attempt ruined by how wobbly and false it is. When he speaks, it’s in Chouko’s voice, a seamless, feathery falsetto.

“O...Okay...”

Black Tea grins gleefully. “Perfect! So now, how about you let me choose what’s on your secret menu? You won’t have to worry your little head about it. I don’t want you to be too worried over it all.”

“But...but what about the...the massage and the...I just...I don’t want to do something like that yet. C-Can I please wait?”

“Hmmm...well, I’ll tweak my plans a little bit for you, how about that? But you are going to have the lap rest on your menu. Your patrons have been explicitly requesting that this be an option. You can’t deny them their rights!”

Chouko keeps her smile on her face, relaxing her body further. “O...Okay...”

The woman coos. “Gosh, Quirkless brats are so precious. You should’ve stayed at home with your mommy, dear.”

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When Chouko leaves Tea Cats that night, its in a daze.

She’s dressed in his outside clothes, still wearing the wig, chest pads, and makeup as she heads home. She can’t be Izuku again until she’s there since she can’t be recognized while at school. If she were recognized, she could be expelled, then she’d really be in a shithole.

Not that she isn’t now.

With her will in Black Tea’s hands, now, she’s practically a comodity. That woman has cornered her into something...unsavory. It’s not bad yet, but Chouko knows how these things go.

It starts small, then steadily increases until it gets worse and worse...

Then she’s...

No.

No.

Chouko digs into her pants pocket, digging out something she wants to keep on hand.

See, Chouko’s been Quirkless for a long, long time. No matter how long Black Tea has had her business, Chouko’s been Quirkless since birth. So, as sheltered as she was in her mother’s house, she still learned things very quickly.

She learned that all men aren’t created equally. Learned that people abuse the weak to feed the strong. Learned that kindness that’s too good to be true is a scam.

She’ll admit that all her moves to get hired weren’t smart. She should’ve kept her mouth shut about her Quirklessness. But it was precisely that Quirklessness that ended up getting her hired, along with how cute she can look.

That was another thing.

The world unfairly benefited the cute. If you were born naturally adorable, the world loved you from the beginning.

But there was a way to cheat that, too. Those who can alter their appearances to be pleasing to those around them are like caterpillars. Maybe they look ugly going into their chrysalis, but they can change.

They come out very, very beautiful. And distracting.

Chouko digs out the little voice recorder she had on her, holding the entire conversation she had with Black Tea. A quick click of the play button confirms the woman’s voice is still there, and Chouko lets out a short laugh.

Had the woman not been distracted by how cute she is, she surely would’ve noticed her fiddling with the damn thing to try to get it to turn on and record. But she’d been so focused on her facial expressions, she hadn’t noticed. Black Tea hadn’t noticed at all.

And now, Chouko’s let the woman talk herself into a hole. One they could both fall into if she’s not careful, but a hole nevertheless. And if it turns out that Black Tea is one of the last villains she takes down, so be it.

Butterflies don’t live long either.

Chouko continues walking home with more pep in her step, more confidence to her stride and a small, pretty smile on her face.

Yeah. The world’s unfair.

But if Chouko has to, she’ll cheat at its game for as long as she must.

[sesl2020]

The Details: are they God’s or the Devil’s?

I don’t care; I just love them.

Pick Stitching

Suit Linings

Interior Pockets

Flat Piping

Contrast Collars

and OMG the feel of the fabric.

In 2007 while working at Harry Rosen as Visual Coordinator for Alberta, the new spring season of Etro arrived. I almost cried. The jackets were so beautiful. Colourful mix-matched tweeds, luscious paisley satin linings and contrast lapels to die for. The guys thought I was crazy and not for the first time. (I had recently lost almost 100 lbs with Jenny Craig and was not quite sane) But…

Please excuse me while I rip off my shirt. I’m having a Chinook. This talk of menswear is making me hot. Yes ZZTop, there really is nothing sexier than a well-dressed man. Not necessarily expensive, just well. In the late 70’s/ early 80’s young men made a point of being grubby. Not even cool, like grunge, just grubby and unkempt with the absence of style. It was supposed to be Macho. Or Poetic. Hmmmm. Yes, this is the way I tell a story. Bare with me. He-Heh.

…But, the fresh new offerings reaffirmed my love of all aspects menswear. Back in the day, the mid 80’s, I remember the guys at Jack Fraser Menswear in Winnipeg where I was the Regional Display person (or Displaced Person as the called me)  teasing me at my excitement over a new box of ties. Not just any ties. New Bosa silk paisley ties. Yes, it’s supposed to sound like Boss. I got so sick of polyester neats and stripes. It was like Christmas when something new came in to go with all the pink dress shirts. Oh the 80’s.

And then again yesterday evening…. André, my hunnybunny, had gotten paid in Brooks Brothers Gift Cards. $1800 worth. Go figure. Very sadly, during the apocalypse our local Brooks Brothers closed their doors and, as far as we know, permanently.  So, unable to order online in Canadian Dollars, as usual I ended up calling them in the States where they manually entered my order and Gift Cards. Very Helpful, Thanks Michael!

Less than a week later and after paying $150 in taxes and duty Fed Ex delivered an oddly small box containing 5 pairs of dress pants, a windowpane suit jacket, and a $100 belt.  I says to André: ‘why did you order another black belt?’ He says: ‘I’ve never owned a $100 belt before.’ Fair Enough.

Eeek! forgot to do my 500 steps this hour. Back in 3.

Pant! Pant!

As he modeled them, he has a very cute butt and he knows how to strut, I was carefully taking all the tags and labels off, the feel of the fabric and the precision of the stitching brought me back to my happiest career hours picking out coordinates for the windows and dressing bust forms.  One of my weirder skills is being able to unpackage a dress shirt with all its itty bits put neatly in the shirt bag with my eyes closed in less than 5 seconds. If only there were Retail Olympics…

Anyhoo, it was the Grey Windowpane Jacket that really made me smile. The contrast red felt collar lining, the one red threaded button, the red flat piping along the interior lining and pocket. It even has a strip of lining to hold the double vents from flapping. Classic design well-executed is Nirvana. And makes me drool. 

But, don’t forget to undo the Vent stitching. It makes you look…..inexperienced.

Subtlety and Restraint are two excellent ways to describe menswear in general. Well, British and North American menswear. The Europeans are much more outgoing. As I possess neither subtlety nor restraint these are things I admire and covet. Nothing makes me happier than a faint blue, red, or bronze stripe hidden in charcoal flannel. Pick it out with a blue or oxblood tie, cognac shoes and belt and it’s sublime. Step back (5 foot rule) to see if it works. If the suit is striped add a plaid Windsor Collar shirt or if it’s plaid add a yarn-dye stripe. And a pocket square if you’re feeling impish. 

Ah the fabrics, and the ties, and the patterns and styles all with their unique lingo. Mmmm Lingo. 

Whisper with me:

Bespoke

Epaulet

Haberdashery

Collar Roll

Sartorial

Pinstripe

Sprezzatura…..

Definitely the Devil.

I’ve bought a lot of menswear over the years. For myself. My former partner would have nothing to do with anything that wasn’t an old dirty fedora and a dusty ripped trenchcoat. God, he sounds like a Flasher.  It was kind of the same thing as buying myself a present on Father Day because on Mother’s Day even after 3 children I still heard ‘you’re not my mother’. Not that I’m bitter. I gave the man Twins. What more can I do.

Having never been petite of stature or nature, sometimes menswear was my only option. 5’8, size 11 feet, and superbly curved I did not fit the skinny, big haired lollipop girl ideal of the times. Not only did they not offer any kind of fashion in a size 14-16, but all the pants were too short and all the sleeves were ¾. Ok, I had to take in all the waists in men’s stuff, but, as if being one of the only women working in menswear wasn’t enough, wearing it was my own personal rebellion against the female stereotype. That, and I loved the Jackets. Shoulder Pads reigned supreme at that time and they who had the shoulder pads had the power.

And, in any case, it was suicide to wear anything sexy or revealing. Sexual Harassment was rampant. And expected. And a man’s right. I almost stabbed a store manager to death with my wire cutters one day when he grabbed my ass and I automatically back handed him. Any job you applied for you had to have a professional answer ready for ‘How badly do you want this job?’ The things that were said to me on a daily basis even from my bosses would make your hair curl.

‘Do you know what would look good on you? Me.’

I remember a guy at the St. Vital store that kept trying to get me to go to his place for a quicky at lunch. One day I got so tired of it that I finally grabbed my tape measure and told him to whip it out ‘cause I wasn’t going to waste my time for less than 9”. He declined. And left me alone from then on. 

I digress, it’s so nice to be older and wiser and not care about being taken seriously. And people go to jail now for being…. impolite. I dress like a sexy bamf on a daily basis, embrace my curves and still have more balls than most men I’ve known. And I still love menswear.

Omg! Chinooking again. Why? Why do I wear lycra pants? Oh ya, they make my butt look almost as cute as André’s, but so hoooot. And not in a good way. Excuse me as I take them off also. That’s better.

Despite the handicap of his father, I managed to raise my son to be a well-dressed individual.  I think a lot of it was my Father’s influence as well. My Father came of age in the 50’s wearing khaki’s, Dack’s, golf jackets on the weekends and suits to work every day. And, of course, he taught me how to tie a tie. He was left-handed, but forced to be right-handed in school so he batted and tied his tie from the left. Which was awesome because I was right-handed so it all worked out when he showed me.

This is also the man who refused to by a new pair of jeans for the entire 70’s. He wouldn’t wear flares. He had a pair of twill demin pants in narrow white, yellow, and brown stripes that were so recognizable that my Great Aunt Vera recognized him from her moving vehicle as he was filling up at a gas station. It must have been the ’69 Biscayne*. She had just arrived in town from Winnipeg and hadn’t seen him for a few years. Those were some pants. But they weren’t flares.

The ‘80’s on were a big relief for him. He spent the rest of his life, we lost him to Cancer in 2005, in khakis and neat plaid short sleeved shirts and polo shirts. I kept his Grey Flannel Pants and Navy Blazer for years.

We also called him Sir…

And Again! Forgot to do my 500 steps this hour. Back in 3.

….When we would call him at the office, (in Grade 2, an avid reader, I called him every time I finished a chapter in Alice in Wonderland) you couldn’t just ask for Dad. Everybody was a Dad. So we asked to speak to George. When he came on the line he would say ‘That’s Sir to you, kid.’ And it stuck. Even our friends called him Sir. My sister’s kids called him Papa Sir. Kinda like Papa Smurf only more respectful. My youngest niece, Courtney, called him Papa Sewer, but that was just the way she spoke as a toddler. We found it very amuuuuusing. As did he.

Aaaaand, back to my son. I actually enlisted him to work part time at Rosen’s when he was 16. He wanted (or did he?) a part-time job and we needed a Saturday merchandiser. I’d already taught him and his twin sisters how to fold their clothes properly, iron a shirt, and do their laundry. I also taught them that when they look at clothing in a store they need to put it back exactly they way they found it. Respect for Retail. It was sooo fun to dress him and see him get measured for his first suit. Staff Discounts Rock! We never actually worked together at the same time, but it was cool to work at the same place.

I also told him, it being his first job, that ‘If you’re late, screw up, or make me look bad I will let them fire you.’ I also told him ‘Don’t forget we work this lifestyle, we don’t live it.’ Entitled is not a good look on anybody. He chose his Boss suit for Grad, slim fit with pointy shoes and put his long blonde hair in pony tail for the occasion. This was way before man-buns which he would have scoffed at anyway.

I was so proud of him at the first Christmas Party and and at the 2nd he wore his made to measure Tilford purple velvet peak lapel Jacket. As he danced with his girlfriend on the dancefloor I couldn’t help shouting ‘Shake what your mama gave you!’ He got me back when we did a company paintball tournament. The pic of us two in our guns an gear hung in the staff room for ages. But, kept he shooting me. It hurt.

‘William, we’re on the same team. Stop shooting me!’

‘Then stop being a pylon.’

If anyone has pics or memories of the things I’m describing, please feel free to share with rest of us!

*more on Dad’s Vehicles. ’64 Pontiac Stratochief ’71 Chevrolet Impala Custom and the Volaré Station Wagon Woh-oh. Volaré! Woh-oh-oh-no! Not a GM product. ‘Nuff Said. Stay Tuned.

#welldressedmen #menswear #devilinthedetails #metoo #haberdashery #merchandising #display

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JESUS H. CHRIST. ALRIGHT HERE YOU GO THEN AL OH MY GOD. YOU BETTER DO YOURS TOO OR ELSE I’M COMING FOR YOU. 

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? Oh man the last person I texted was my friend Lilly and I don’t know her that well so I’d probably say “how did I get here and where are my clothes.” 

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?We’re tight, we send each other memes everyday. Shout out to my boi Zac

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?It depends the drug I guess. Like weed? Tight. Crack cocaine? Um maybe, like, not so tight 

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?Yeah it’s eight 

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?I was sober af 

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?I liked a straight girl for a long time, but I didn’t so much mess it up as it was never there to begin with since she’s….. y’know straight 

7. What does your last received text say?It’s the little emoticon of that girl holding out her hand. You know. The slay girl? The girl that looks like she’s saying yaaaaass. That one. 

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?Just once. Once again shout out to my boi Zac

9. Where was your last kiss at?In my car listening to stairway to heaven because I know how to woo a man 

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?I don’t have any siblings, I’m an only child

11. What do you drink in the morning?Water. I’m a slut for hydration 

12. Where did you sleep last night?My apartment. 

13. Do you think relationships are hard?Oh hell yeah boi, but if it’s with the right person it’s worth it. 

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?Yah, every single decision I ever made 

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?Nah it’s my boi Zac, we’d probs just look at memes 

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?I like both! But sometimes too much rain can depress me 

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?Oh hell yeah my girl Lilly from question 1, also my old tennis doubles partner Veronica. 

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?Pj pants, It’s 1am

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?Honestly who the fuck knows my dude 

20. Does anyone like you?I don’t think so 

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?Nope, can’t say that I’ve had

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?Nah my boi Zac is straight

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?Yeah a shit ton.

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?Yes! I want one on my thigh and goddamn it I’m gonna get it 

25. In the past week have you cried?Yeah everyday actually lol, I have depression  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? Ah I actually just saw one like an hour ago! I think he was a boxer, like a tiny boxer. 

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?In the shower, I hate it when my wet feet touch the carpet is that weird? 

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? 

I have indeed actually 

29. Do you think you’re old?Nah. Maybe. Slightly old. I’m 20

30. Do you like text messaging?Hell yeh I like a good text 

31. What type of day are you having?Really chill, hung out with a friend and had taco bell

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?Yeah I’ve thought about it but I don’t have anything pierced so I don’t think I’ll ever do it ha 

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?Probably warm weather, I live in Florida so I’ve never really experienced cold, cold weather. 

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?Ummmmm, my boi Zac? 

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?Relationship 

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?Complicated. I don’t even understand my damn self. Who the fuck is she and why she gotta be so damn annoying. 

37. What song are you listening to?Nothing, silence. But I will say the song I’m currently in love with right now is Two Fux by Adam Lambert, that shit is amazing.

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?Oh hell yeah. I say it a lot but I mean it every time.

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?Um like my mom?

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?I really don’t like anyone right now to be honest.

41. When did you last receive a text message?Um 6:34pm from my girl Lilly

42. What is wrong with you right now?Lol dude so much.

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?Not that well but well enough to like be comfortable around her.

44. Does anyone disgust you?The current president of the United States, That weasel from back at the barnyard. Idk that guy just freaks me out.

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?Probably not, maybe when I’m in better control of myself

46. Are you in a good mood right now?Yeah I’m chillin

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?My friend Dominique

48. What color shirt are you wearing?Black!

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?YEAH ALEX TELLING ME TO DO ALL OF THESE ASKS. I’M LOOKING AT YOU.

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?My owN DAMN SELF. Shit.

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?Nah she’s cool.52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?Ummmm yeah I’ve had that happen before.

53. Do you like rain?Yeah I do, it’s soothing.

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?Nah

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?What else are you supposed to do when you like someone?

56. Do you like to cuddle?Yeah I do but not with like anybody I gotta be tight with you first.

57. Are you shy?People tell me that I am but I hate that.

58. Do you get along with girls?Oh hell yeah I love girls. Platonically and very un-platonically

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?My girl Lilly?? Nah we just friends.

60. What do you carry with you at all times?Probably my phone

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?Oh hell yeah!! I love creepy shit. I might cry a little though. But who wouldn’t, ya know?

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?Yeah I have before.

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?Nope.

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?Very, I’d probably finger gun at them.

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?Ummm me and my friend Dominique stayed up reading fanfic together, I thought that was cute. 66. How old are the last three people you kissed?Hoo boy. Um 18, 21, and 20. 67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    I mean I love getting my nails done but that’s too expensive.

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    I fuck with a leopard print.

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    Nope, just a parking decal haha

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    Lil Wayne. I used to go to school with a boy named Lil Wayne. Shout out to my boi Lil Wayne.

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    iPhone, bish

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?   Like a week ago on my birthday  

73. Do you like diet soda?    Nope, I don’t like soda.

74. What color are the walls in your room?    At my apartment they’re white, at my house they’re coral, heh.

75. Are you 16 or older?    ]Yup, I’m 20

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?  Nope but I read all the books. I think Emily is the reason why I’m bi lol  

77. Do you have a job?    Nope I’m hella unemployed

78. What are your initials?  MMZ  

79. Did you ever have braces?    Nope

80. Are you from the south?    I mean I live in Florida but I was born in California81. What does your last status on facebook say?    I have no idea, I haven’t opened that shit in years.

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    Yeah! He’s a great guy! He’s gay now tho lol

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    My mom

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    I’ve done gymnastics, I can do I handstand. That means I’m hip.

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    Spider-Man Homecoming!

86. Do you smoke?    Nahh

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?  Flip Flops, I got high arches, you kno?  

88. Is your phone touch screen?    Why yes it is.

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    It’s naturally a little wavy so I guess wavy

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    Nah are you kidding? I’d get killed by my mom. How do kids do that shit? No really I want to know.

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?  Hmmmmmm probably a river  

92. Have you ever made out in a car?    Why yes, yes I have

93. …Had sex in a car?    No girl

94. Are you single or in a relationship?    I’m huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu single

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    Um on tumblr just scrollin

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    Driving to my apartment! I saw the Disney fireworks ha.

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?  Yeah I love it, it’s great.  

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?   Umm…. Yes, yes I have. Heh.  

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    No, but there was this one time I drank so much that I started crying in this random guys lap because I was mad the room wouldn’t stop moving. Good times.

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    Honestly idk I don’t even use facebook

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    God no, and I hope I never do pls god hear my prayer

102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    Um gotta be Blow, I love that song

103. Do you have any tan lines right now? Omg I have flip flop tan lines don’t judge me    

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?  Hell yeah. Yee haw mother fuckers.

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Heya, new followers! You may have noticed that I like to post those ask meme thingies (and I like to ask people stuff when they post them too!). Occasionally I come across an interesting one, but it’s way too long to want to bother with posting (not only because it clogs up your dash, but because I don’t wanna make you pick from this giant list). So, I do what I always do and just go ahead and answer every question anyway, all in one post! It’s below the break.

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? "...what the FUCK did we do?" (the last person I texted was my dad lol)

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? We're married, mostly.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? As long as they weren't actively causing themselves harm, absolutely not.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? Yep.

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? Sober. I don't really get drunk anymore.

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? Yes.

7. What does your last received text say? "Ok thanx" (again, my dad)

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? Infinity billion times.

9. Where was your last kiss at? On our bed.

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? I don't have a sister ;_; (although I do have a friend who is like a sister) (but I haven't seen her in a long time) ;_;

11. What do you drink in the morning? Water, mostly. Sometimes I'll make coffee when I get to work.

12. Where did you sleep last night? In my bed.

13. Do you think relationships are hard? Yes. Fulfilling, worth it, but hard.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? Not really. #liveinthemoment #noragrets

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? Yes, namely, why are we locked in a room, how do we get out, and who locked us in here, anyway?

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? Depends on my mood. I generally prefer sunny days but sometimes you just want the sky to cry for you, y'know?

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? Nope.

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? Pajama pants, since I’m going to bed soon.

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? Yes.

20. Does anyone like you? :)

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? I... think so?

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? Maybe a little bit. Definitely less gay than me, and I'm only like 15% gay, so

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? Not anymore. Not anymore...

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? Yes! However I am so good at procrastinating that I've never gotten around to actually designing what I want. One of these days soon.

25. In the past week have you cried? Crying is, at *minimum*, a weekly occurrance for me.

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? I'unno, mutt? He's got some black lab, some German shepherd, some husky, and who knows what else in him.

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? In the shower. I hate stepping out of the shower when I'm wet.

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? Nope.

29. Do you think you’re old? Sometimes.

30. Do you like text messaging? Yes! It's super useful and after having resisted getting a cell phone for so long, I can't believe I've ever lived without it.

31. What type of day are you having? Okay. Not awful but not great. Just okay.

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? Nah, not my style.

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? Warm, absolutely, 100%. Fuck winter lol

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? Many.

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? I mean, both are fun. It depends on the person, I guess.

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? Hmm, I'll take the diplomatic answer and say that I'm both at certain times.

37. What song are you listening to? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zbu9KkTHkc

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? Yes. If I don't mean it, I don't say it.

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? She's not really a "girl" but yeah.

40. What made you start liking the person you like now? "The person you like now" hahaha okay sure I'll pick one of those people (lol in all seriousness I'm guessing this would refer to my wife and it was our mutual love of anime that first brought us together)

41. When did you last receive a text message? Uh, about 3 hours ago, I guess.

42. What is wrong with you right now? The Anxiety™

43. How well do you know the last female you texted? Like I've lived with her for the past 10 years :P

44. Does anyone disgust you? ...quite a few people actually.

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? I would love to, but I am in fact in a monogamous relationship with someone right now so I'd have to respectfully decline. The gesture would be deeply appreciated and warmly received, however.

46. Are you in a good mood right now? Yes! I had a nice chat with a new friend on here earlier and I'm happy. ^_^

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? My wife, just before she went to bed.

48. What color shirt are you wearing? Black with purple screen-printing on it (it’s my “do it for Planeptune” shirt, toldja I’d never take it off).

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? I hear that kinda stuff a lot.

50. Anyone you’re giving up on? No? I don't think I understand this question.

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? Of course not, I love her. Always will.

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? No...?

53. Do you like rain? Yes! (finally a plain and simple question)

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? Not unless it's to excess.

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? Oh god, so many.

56. Do you like to cuddle? Yes!

57. Are you shy? Yes!

58. Do you get along with girls? I try my best. I get along better with girls than I do with guys though.

59. Have you dated the person you texted last? LOL no (see above for why)

60. What do you carry with you at all times? My phone. Except when I forget it at home haha.

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN UP

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? Going on 15 years now, so yeah :)

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? Yep.

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? Of course.

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? What's with the quotes? I mean, I've been playing Neptunia games lately, and they are cute as hell, so if that counts then yeah. Also I've been watching Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid which is ridiculously cute too.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? The last THREE people I kissed, eh? Hmmm... my wife is 33, my daughter is 3, and... who the hell is the third-last person I kissed? Probably my mother-in-law who is I think 61.

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?   Depends on what's getting done, I guess. Basic upkeep I'd prefer to do myself, but something fancy I'd want someone else to do.  

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?     Ew, neither.

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?     Not yet, no.

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?   I have no idea who Luke Bryan is but I get the feeling that either of these choices are awful and I'd rather just have silence.  

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?     iPhone.

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?     YEARS ago.

73. Do you like diet soda?     Hell no.

74. What color are the walls in your room?     In this room, they're white; in my bedroom they're a sort of yellowish colour.

75. Are you 16 or older?     I'm twice that plus 1.

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?     Nope.

77. Do you have a job?     Yep.

78. What are your initials?     E_F (my middle name is a secret hehe)

79. Did you ever have braces?     No, and I wish I did, because maybe then my bottom incisors wouldn't be so fucked up.

80. Are you from the south?     Noooooo.

81. What does your last status on facebook say?     Hell if I know, haha, I don't use Facebook much.

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?     You expect me to remember who that is? Ah hell, it was probably my mom, and no, I don't talk to her anymore (she died last year).

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?     I was definitely closer to my mom.

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?   Not unless you count taking my daughter to gymnastics :P

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?     Moana! IN THREE DEE!

86. Do you smoke?     Smoke what ;)

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?     Flip flops. NOBODY should wear heels.

88. Is your phone touch screen?     I would be astonished if someone said "no" to this one.

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?     My hair is the only straight thing about me *rim shot*

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?     Many times.

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?   I've never actually swam in a river before! Of the remaining two options, I prefer a lake.

92. Have you ever made out in a car?     Probably.

93. …Had sex in a car?     Nope.

94. Are you single or in a relationship?     Married.

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?     Playing Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth2.

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?     ...you know, it was quite a while ago. Years ago. Hmm. :(

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?     It's decent, I wish it had native options for controlling exposure and aperture and stuff.

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? Nope. I mean, my wife is my best friend, so does that count? Probably not.  

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?   No! I have never blacked out or passed out from drinking. I hate getting that drunk.  

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?     Nah, I don't really hate anyone.

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?     Nope.

102. Name your favorite Kesha song:   Any of the ones where her voice doesn't sound like garbage under layers of more garbage.  

103. Do you have any tan lines right now?     I doubt it, the sun hasn't been strong enough to get a tan in months.

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? I would never wear cowboy boots.

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first of all , Jesus christcant believe im bout to answer 104 questions but Hey i might as well

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? i would say: dude wheres my clothes2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? cant think of a clever joke to make about Not having kissed a single soul in my life3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? wey obviously i fuckin would Christ 4. Is your last name longer than six letters? yeah its 8 5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? hmm6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? gmhhh yeah 7. What does your last received text say? “fuck you”8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? i dont know , many times i hope9. Where was your last kiss at? somewhere nice i hope10. When is the last time you saw your sister? like 30 seconds ago shes brushing her teeth in the bathroom11. What do you drink in the morning? water and green tea always12. Where did you sleep last night? in my Ikea bed ..edgy question though13. Do you think relationships are hard? sometimes14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? yes15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? no as a matter of fact the problem is There is no one in the room its so lonely God16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? what kind of fuckin numpty would RATHER it be rainy?17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? Im sure i do18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? sweatPants19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? yeah i do or otherwise..Sad20. Does anyone like you? i dont know i sure hope so21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? No22. Is the last person you kissed gay? who is this Last Person I Kissed? i dont know them ive never even seen them quit asking me about them23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? yes. Yes24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? yeah But i dont care25. In the past week have you cried? yeah but only cause i was Gettin a hard time off Some Bullshit26. What breed was the last dog you saw? Hes a bordercollie.. My Boy27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? in there28. Have you ever kissed a football player? No.29. Do you think you’re old? i’ll think im old when im 70.30. Do you like text messaging? tell u the truth yes i do i like it a lot31. What type of day are you having? sort of good32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? i have but i decided never to do that33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? cold as long as it isnt I-Cant-Move-My-Fingers cold34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? of course!!!!!35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? relationship36. Are you a simple or complicated person? I’ll tell you later when i find out37. What song are you listening to? my ma & sister talking and its Not up there w the favourites I must say38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? more often than not39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? no.40. What made you start liking the person you like now? i dont think u can really answer something like that cause sometimes you just like someone and there needs to be no one good reason for liking them you just do41. When did you last receive a text message? hour ago42. What is wrong with you right now? hmm dont open that door43. How well do you know the last female you texted? not too well but i like her44. Does anyone disgust you? yeah45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? well not just anyone !! but someone if i liked them then i guess46. Are you in a good mood right now? yeah i am47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? mawmaw48. What color shirt are you wearing? black49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? absolutely50. Anyone you’re giving up on? yeah51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? no!!52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? yeah53. Do you like rain? if i dont have to stand in it then yes54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? naw i wouldnt mind55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? yeah a lot of times. i nearly never ever tell someone if i like them56. Do you like to cuddle? of course57. Are you shy? i dont know. sometimes58. Do you get along with girls? yeah59. Have you dated the person you texted last? no rip60. What do you carry with you at all times? my phone61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? supposed haunted house Absolutely. A real one (assuming they exist dhdhd) i dont think i could, not alone62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? I hope 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? no64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? if that happened. i would suffer from cardiac arrest65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? i dont recall Im sorry dnjdjd66. How old are the last three people you kissed? boo67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? do them myself68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? i hate both but i pick zebra print because i absolutely cant stand leopard print, not on clothes. its so Fuckinf ugly no offence to leopards69. Do you have any stickers on your car? i dont…Have a car70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? would i rather Fucking what?71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? god. iphone72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? in london with my good friends that im no longer friends with rip Brothers in arms i stilll love Yiou lads good ol memories 73. Do you like diet soda? no i wont poison my body w that shite. Diet sodas are just chemicals74. What color are the walls in your room? one of them is brown and the rest are white75. Are you 16 or older? im 1676. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? no? obviously a fucking do not?77. Do you have a job? no :(78. What are your initials? V. K. H. 79. Did you ever have braces? no my teeth have always been fuckin Perfect no joke80. Are you from the south? no im from the very very north from a global perspective like, but Im from the south of my country81. What does your last status on facebook say? no idea i ditched fb a long time ago82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? i dont think ive talked to them Yet 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? ah i dont know84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? no im not about tht shit85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? answered already it was trainspotting86. Do you smoke? No87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? heels88. Is your phone touch screen? yeah what is this, 2007?89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? straigth90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? yeah dhdhd91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? Pool92. Have you ever made out in a car? no93. …Had sex in a car? i can assure you i have not94. Are you single or in a relationship? single 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? i can Say with great pride that i was probably sleeping 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? new years eve97. Do you like the camera on your phone? yea 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? no 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? hmm No100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? sure but isnt everyone 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? a what? No102. Name your favorite Kesha song: name my favourite kesha song? name my favourite kesha song?103. Do you have any tan lines right now? No104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? answered already

[transssexualheart]

All!!

GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL1. you woke up naked to the last person you texted, what would you say?probably something along the lines of “sarah what the fuck”2. what’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?they asked me this! we are still very good friends3. if your bf or gf was into drugs, would you care?nah4. is your last name longer than six letters?it’s exactly six letters5. was your last kiss drunk or sober?sober, ive never been drunk6. have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?idk, i mean that girl i asked out earlier this month hardcore rejected me so i guess technically i messed it up by asking her bc we aren’t friends anymore but she was kind of a dick so i don’t care7. what does your last received text say?“ur bio on tumblr is my old bio but with there must be added and ur info and that’s amazing good taste lad”8. how many times have you kissed the last person u kissed?idk i didn’t count and the last one was over a year ago so it’s been a while 9. where was your last kiss at?idk i think it was ur house??10. when is the last time you saw your sister?like fifteen minutes ago11. what do you drink in the morning?usually water, sometimes juice12. where did you sleep last night?my bed13. do you think relationships are hard? i mean, i suppose so. everything is pretty hard, especially when it involves love. but isn’t it supposed to be? if there aren’t hard parts or struggles, then how are the good parts any good? this is not to say that abusive relationships are any at all good, if your partner is hurting you a lot, physically or emotionally, then it’s not worth the good parts. 14. if you could go back and change something in the past five months, would you?nah, my past five months have been alright. i don’t really regret anything i did.15. you’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?how many times do i have to tell you we are good friends no there are no problems16. would you rather it be sunny or rainy?depends, i don’t want all sunny or all rainy. but i love summer rain, so17. do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?no, i do know people who’s first name are my middle name18. are you wearing jeans, sweatpants, or pajama pants?leggings and a skirt bitch19. do you think you will be in a relationship three years from now?god i hope so20. does anyone like you?i know for a fact that at least one person does21. have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?no, ive got multiple friends with s names though so which one of you wants to change that ;^)22. is the last person you kissed gay?oh you fuckinh bet23. is there a person you cannot stand?of course, donald trump24. have you ever considered getting a tattoo?of course! i actually do have a stick and poke25. in the past week have you cried?well this week just started, i did cry last week tho26. what breed was the last dog you saw?idk27. do you dry off in the shower or outside the shower?outside28. have you ever kissed a football player?nope29. do you think you’re old?im 14, so no30. do you like text messaging?yeah, its p cool31. what type of day are you having?alright, pretty gay32. have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?yeah, i def want piercings33. do you prefer warm or cold weather?i used to say cold, but warmer weather makes me so happy lately, it’s usually spring or summer when i fall hard for people so34. is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to youdan avidan35. would you prefer a relationship or a fling?relationship36. are you a simple or complicated person?i dont know37. what song are you listening to?when the day met the night by p!atd38. when you say you’re sorry do you mean it?yes39. is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?ah i’m confused about genders and stuff of my friends sometimes, ive got two really close friends, one is genderfluid so sometimes they’re a girl and they know pretty much everything about me, the other idk?? she calls herself a girl sometimes but i’m still unsure but she knows nearly everything40. what made you start liking the person you like now?idk. it really just kind of happened? i think it’s that they make me laugh, which is super important to me41. when did you last get a text message?maybe an hour ago??42. what is wrong with you right now?i’m afraid of my friends not liking me, not caring, fuckin it up :)43. how well do you know the last female you texted?GENDER IS CONFUSING SO IDK WHAT COUNTS AND WHAT DOESN’T44. does anyone disgust you?donald trump, mike pence45. would you date someone right now if they asked?depends46. are you in a good mood right now?i’m alright i guess47. who was the last person you talked to in person?my mom48. what color shirt are you wearing?navy blue kinda49. has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?don’t think so50. anyone you’re giving up on?nah51. do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?no no no52. have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?i once thought about giving up on a friendship, but couldn’t.53. do you like rain?no, i hate myself (i like the actual rain tho, especially in summer)54. do you care if your gf/bf drinks? so long as they aren’t getting hurt and it’s not unhealthy55. have you ever liked somebody and never told them?yep56. do you like to cuddle?YES, who wants to fucking cuddle i will give you forever love57. are you shy?i have social anxiety58. do you get along with girls?yes i love them59. have you dated the last person you texted?yes, actually because after the long time it took to answer all these the last person i texted is different from the last person i had texted when i started this. the last person i texted was the asker lol60. what do you carry with you at all times?my phone, chapstick, lipstick, and pads61. if you were paid 1 million dollars to spend one night in a supposed haunted house, would you?well i’m super paranoid and scared of the dark so i’d def need someone to come with me but for i million dollars, that so much money man so probably62. do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?yeah63. think back to october, were you in a relationship?no64. the person you like kissed you on the forehead, do you find this cute?YES FUCK ME UP65. did anything cute happen in the last week?person i have a crush on existed and they’re cute as hell so yes66. how old are the last three people you kissed?LOL IVE KISSED ONE PERSON they’re fifteen67. would you rather pay people to get your nails done or do them yourself?i always do them myself68. which do you like better, zebra print or leopard print?neither i don’t like animal print69(lol). do you have any stickers on your car?i don’t have a car, my mom’s has a bunch of bernie stickers tho70. would you rather listen to luke brian or lil wayne?yeah i don’t listen to either so no idea71. blackberry, andriod, or iphone?iphone72. when’s the last time you had a pizza from pizza hut?uhhhhh i was like 1173. do you like diet soda?never had it74. what color are the walls in your room?pink75. are you 16 or older?already said, i’m 14 so no76. do you watch pretty little liars?no77. do you have a job?nope78. what are your initials?REO (i haven’t written them out since my name change over a year ago, wild)79. did you ever have braces?no, i am missing an entire adult tooth tho80. are you from the south?nah81. what does your last status on facebook say?i don’t really use facebook, only for messaging and seeing drama club updates82. do you still talk to the first person you kissed? yeah did it today83. are you closer to your mom or dad?my dad died when i was eight so by default, my mom84. have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?nope85. what’s the last movie you saw in theaters?i think it was the ghostbusters reboot86. do you smoke?nah87. would you rather wear heels or flip flops?heels88. is your phone touch screen?yeah89. do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?i don’t have hair, my head is shaved. i used to wear it straight, but if i had time i would’ve curled it every morning (curly hair makes me weak tbh)90. have you ever snuck out of your house?nah91. would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?a pool92. have you ever made out in a car?i have kissed in a car, but it was not making out93. had sex in a car?never had sex anywhere94. are you single or in a relationship?single95. what were you doing last night at midnight?sleeping (wow me sleeping at a somewhat reasonable time?)96. when’s the last time you saw fireworks?probably on the fourth of july97. do you like the camera on your phone?it’s ok98. have you ever had a friend with benefits?if the benefit is their love then yes99. have you ever passed out from drinking?no100. are you friends with people on facebook you actually hate?i don’t really use facebook101. have you ever had a pregnancy scare?lol no i’ve never had sex102. name your fav kesha song:tik tok probably lol103. do you have any tan lines right now?it’s winter, no104. would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?i rarely wear shorts, let alone cowboy boots

tysm for asking!!!!

[sweetest--melody]

1, 2, 3, 5, 10, 11, 12, 15, 20, 22, 23, 24, 25, 28, 34, the entire misc section, 90, 91, 100, 103, 104, 105, 111, the entire "this or that" section, 156, 160, 165, 166, 178, 180, 186, 188, 196, 198, 200. have fun my dude.

That is a lot wow

LETS DO THIS ANSWERS UNDER THE CUT SO I DON’T KILL EVERYONE’S FEEDS

1: Did you answer all these truthfully?- Same complaint here, they’re all fucking backwards so I’m answering these things in  order but in reverse? So I guess yes?

- FAVORITES -

2: Dog breed:- CHOW CHOW LOOK AT THIS BOOFY FUCKER HE’S LIKE A FLUFFY BEAR

3: Comedian:- Mitch Hedberg 100%

5: Color: - I SEE A RED DOOR I MUST HAVE IT PAINTED   B L A C K

10: Restaurant:- I REALLY like Red Robin. I love a good burger, and all these different varieties are

11: Food:- Man that’s a hard one. Food is just so good. All food.

12: Thing to cook:- I’m not a good cook at all, so something easy; Pancakes. Cause you can always mix those up somehow

15: Day of the week:- Saturday cause it’s the night I like, Saturday night’s alright

20: Holiday:- ITS THE MOST. WONDERFUL TIIIIIME OF THE YEAR

22: Animal:- I. FUCKING. LOVE. DOGS.

23: Website:- https://twitch.tv/autocrossbow ;)

24: Movie:- Six years later, and I still think its Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Wonderfully written with incredible directing and editing, and the choreography is fucking INCREDIBLE.

25: TV show:-

28: Band:- I’m gonna go with Red Hot Chili Peppers. I really like their funk / alt rock style, and the fact that they’re never really the same thing 100% of the time is really nice imo. I just don’t really like their album Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magik cause it’s a lot of the same shit.

34: State visited:- I’ve only really been to two or three, but for as awful as it is, my heart will always be in Florida with my friends.

- MISC -

Holy dickballs this is a lot

38: I wish I was a professional:- Journalist. Gotta be the change you want to see in the world, and the thing that needs the biggest change is the journalism industry.

39: I would like to move to:- I don’t really know where specifically, but I would like to live in a city. But not like a REALLY big city, just kind of a city.

40: Last person I got mad at:- Myself, always

41: Have you pre-named your children:- Oh GOD no

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:- Yes, my bucket list is as follows: “1. Make a bucket list.” I feel like I’m doing a good job.

43: Do you have a 5 year plan:- “Try as hard as I can not to die and see what happens”

44: One person that you wish you could see right now:- Any of my best friends. I love them all and just always want to chill with them.

45: One thing that makes you feel great is:- Masturbation Being told that I’m good at anything honestly. I have extreme self-esteem issues and am constantly telling myself that I’m awful at everything and can’t do anything right (because tbh I can’t).

46: More guy friends or girl friends:- The ratio is like 5:1 b:g

47: Who’s your best friend:- I have a lot of them but #1 I have to say has been @hazzeyfarseer101. We’ve known eachother for a long ass time, and we really connect a lot. I’m just constantly an awkward mess lol

48: Ever been in love:- Only once. It was for a long ass time too, but things just didn’t work out. There’s still a little tinge there but its all surrounded by heartache.

49: Do you want children: - LMAO FUCK THAT

50: Where would you like to be:- Physically or in life? Both of those can be answered with “anywhere but here”

51: My favorite celebrity is:- Dave Motherfucking Grohl

52: My room is:- Small-ish and without a dresser so a bit of a mess.

53: How do you like your steak cooked:- I was a well-done pleb for most of my life but I’ve learned to appreciate a bit of color inside. Favorite is pure Medium.

54: The worst pain I was ever in was:- Sitting on my testicles. I felt it for days. Not fun.

55: Your dream vacation:- Go to Florida, chill with my friends for a week, hit up a Foo Fighters concert

56: Favorite web site:- https://twitch.tv/autocrossbow ;;))

57: TV shows you watch:- Rick and Morty, BoJack Horseman, Parks & Rec, Bob’s Burgers, Dragon Ball (all series, yes including GT and Super)

58: Your hair color is: - Brown, like a tree bark sort of shade

59: The movie I cried at was:- I nearly cried during Moana, entirely because emotionally charged motif music ALWAYS fucking get me feeling things, and emotion is foreign to me so whenever they come up I never know how to handle it. I was also on a date and we were snuggling and holding hands so like everything was in overdrive.

60: I lose all respect for people who:- Cheat. Its abhorrent. NEVER do it.

61: My Car:- Is a 2008 Ford Focus. It gets me where I need to go, but its awful in snow. Ah well, it has an AUX cord.

62: My School:- Looks sketchy and old from the outside, but its a fairly solid place. Its technology is very up-to-date, perfect for a Technical school

63: My computer is:- Getting better and better over time. Like I just got a second monitor and a webcam finally, and its finally strong enough to stream stuff reliably

64: My friends are:- My life. I love every single one of them.

65: Last time I cried:- Someone told me that, while I was practicing singing, I sounded like a dying cat and that someone should shoot me. But what tipped it over to the point of tears is that, instead of defending me, a family member decided that I was being an asshole for getting upset about it and yelled at me and told me that I was ruining Christmas.

66: People that make you happy: - Again, all my friends, and certain members of my family. @ginafleury1 @lovelyheartbeautifulmind

67: The person that makes me cry the most is:- Myself honestly. I do and say and think a lot of stupid shit.

68: The worst sound in the world:- The cracking in someone’s voice when you can tell they’re holding back tears

69: I have these pets:- I don’t have these pets :(

70: Next Weekend:- I’m gonna do the same shit I’m doing this weekend: nothing.

71: Next Summer:- See above

72: Today:- I was supposed to work but I’m sick as hell and its snowing so I called out

73: Tomorrow:- I probably won’t be feeling much better, but more than likely it’ll be the start of recovering from this shit

74: I have/will get a job:- I just bus tables at a family-owned restaurant / event destination. We have two buildings, one primarily for events and the other is the restaurant proper, and I detest being in the restaurant.

75: What are you going to do when you grow up:- lmao I am grown up, its too late for me

76: Right now I am talking to:- All y’all

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: - We have a friend in our group who’s 16 and my favorite joke with them is, whenever someone says anything remotely sexual I chime in “But she’s like 12!” Anyway people say this with me in unison a lot

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:- @shoopdanwoop. He sees ALL

79: First time you had a crush:- Kindergarten. I had a crush on my teacher.

80: The first person i talked to today was:- My mother

81: My zodiac sign is: - Capricorn

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:- NOPE B)

83: The most difficult thing to do is:- Be true to and forgive oneself, and understand others. But I love a good challenge, so I try as hard as I can to do so at all times.

84: People call me:- idk People don’t really talk about me. I’m not really worth noting lol

85: The thing im not looking forward to:- Midlife *shudder*

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most:- Charley and Cailan’s wedding. Its happening eventually, its jut a matter of time

87: The last movie I saw:- Moana on that date I was talking about. We were gonna go see Rogue One for my birthday, but we all just played Rock Band for five hours instead

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:- Not paying bills

89: Who makes you laugh the most:- Northernlion, RockLeeSmile, that whole group. They keep me 𝔊𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡 𝔦𝔫 𝓡𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔱𝑦 & 𝔉𝔲𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔣 𝓡𝔢𝔞𝔩 𝔚𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 𝔓𝔯𝔬𝔟𝔩𝔢𝔪𝔰

- [ Last time I ]-

90: Texted: hour ago- Like an hour and a half ago

91: Broke the law: - idk I’m not a big law breaker.

100: Cried in front of someone:- The last time I cried

103: Hugged someone:- My sister and brother before they left after my birthday

- [ Here’s What I Think About ]-

105: My family:- A lot of them are great. Some of them are asshats

111: Work:- I’m not good with people, I don’t get paid shit (12 dollars in combined tips at the end of a night? Fuck all yall), and some of the people I work with are fucking assholes. Lookin at you Vin and a literal fucking NeoNazi

- [ This or That ]-

123: Yankees or Red Sox (don’t judge I actually don’t care either way)

124: Disney or Six Flags

125: Chocolate or Flowers (ok but picture this. Chocolate. Flowers.)

126: Your Birthday or Christmas

127: East Coast or West Coast

128: Manicure or Pedicure (ive never had either but its probably something I should do)

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler

130: Wal-Mart or Target

131: Small town or Big city

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks(who the shit)

133: Coach or Chanel(which one has the less amount of logo slapped on their shit?)

134: Singing or Dancing

135: Burried or cremated (when I die do me like that scene from The Big Lebowski)

136: Hillary or Obama

137: Coke or Pepsi

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor(yo that one never specified personality)

139: Flip flops or high heals(as in which I’d rather wear or which I’d rather see???)

140: Mac or PC

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate

142: McDonalds or Burger King(I like BK burgers better, but McD has better everything else)

143: Curly or Straight hair

144: Oranges or Apples(Its like comparing… wait)

145: Night or Day(They’re as different as… wait)

146: Chocolate or vanilla

147: Autumn or Spring

148: Summer or winter

149: Hot or cold

150: Blondes or Brunettes

151: Red heads or Black haired(can I say both? No? Shit)

152: Phone or Online

153: Drunk or High

154: Hugs or Kisses

- [ I Believe In ]-

156: Orbs: - You could say that

160: Soul mates:- I mean, not in the spiritual sense, but definitely in the “people whose personalities match up so well they were basically made for eachother” sense.

165: Aliens: - The universe is INFINITE and INFINITELY EXPANDING so there’s no way we’re alone on this dirtball

166: Yourself:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

- MISC AGAIN I GUESS -

178: My mom:- does the best she can to provide for everyone and has been through a lot in her life, but tbh she is not a very good person.

180: Marriage is:- a promise and a challenge. It is the ultimate display of love and trust in your partner, a statement that you are entrusting them with your entire life and that you care about them enough to take care of theirs forever. And you get some sweet legal benefits out of it.

186: My best friend:- has opened up a whole world of people and possibilities to me, and I will never forget that. Thank you @hazzeyfarseer101for introducing me to Andrew and Cody and being the gateway to the rest of my life. And just in general being someone great to rap with about random shit like video games, life, philosophy, and just everything and just being a great friend. I dream that I could be as chill and thoughtful and hard-working as you.

188: My bed is: - big and comfortable lol

196: My eye color is:- hazel? Lets go with hazel.

198: I am really:- socially awkward and in a constant state of anxiety and disappointment in myself and the rest of the world.

200: My crush’s name is:- Bella. She’s in my program and we get along really well and she’s super fucking cute, but she has a boyfriend that’s she really doesn’t want to leave (even though he’s left her like twice) so looks like I’m staying on Tinder

[lomlinsonlouis]

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? Fitness coach - Probably scream.

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? Husband - who knows?

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? I would find it difficult to turn a blind eye. Drug use never ends well.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? Both birth surname and marriage name are exactly six.

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? Stone cold.

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? Probably.

7. What does your last received text say? ‘Get better, shugz.’

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? Probably millions.

9. Where was your last kiss at? Bed.

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? Last weekend, boo.

11. What do you drink in the morning? Tea, or juice.

12. Where did you sleep last night? Couch. Thanks, migraine/ear infection. x

13. Do you think relationships are hard? Absolutely. You either want to put effort in, or you don’t.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? Hm. Plenty.

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? I’d probably throttle H right now. That would be a problem. Once that’s out of my system, no, not really.

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? Rainy, all day.

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? Not off the top of my head. Probably.

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? Neither. Husbands boxers.

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? I believe so.

20. Does anyone like you? I should bloody well hope so.

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? Styles..?

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? Not quite.

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? Quite a few.

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? I have some.

25. In the past week have you cried? Every single day, mate.

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? Rottie. Princess has been curled up to me all morning.

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? Out. Who dries off in?

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? I feel like this is a dig at the fact David Beckham hasn’t followed me back.

29. Do you think you’re old? No, not quite.

30. Do you like text messaging? I do!

31. What type of day are you having? Terrible so far.

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? Had it done, many years ago.

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? Cold, always.

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? Lowkey what’s with all these gender led questions? But yes, obviously.

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? I’m fine in my marriage, thank you.

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? Simple. H would probably say complicated.

37. What song are you listening to? Does my son humming count?

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? Always. Unless I mutter it with a grunt, then, shit, I ain’t sorry at all. 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? Yes! Sissy. 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? Initially it was the long hair and style that caught my eye. Then seeing their dimples made me swoon. After that, their charm worked a treat on me. 41. When did you last receive a text message? Hour ago. 42. What is wrong with you right now? [Screams very softly] Ear infection. 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? Mama? Pretty well. 44. Does anyone disgust you? Possibly? I suppose so. 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? Nooo, sorry. 46. Are you in a good mood right now? Not exactly. 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? Sid. 48. What color shirt are you wearing? Canary yellow. Thanks H. 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? Most likely. 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? Starting to give up on that post man. Breaking my heart. 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? Absolutely not. Probably love them more if they were here with me right now, but hey. Life.

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? Most likely. 53. Do you like rain? I love it. 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? Not particularly. Again, I would worry if it became a regular, destructive thing. 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? I didn’t tell H for some time. 56. Do you like to cuddle? I love it. 57. Are you shy? I can be quite shy and nervous in new situations. 58. Do you get along with girls? I do! We run the world, after all.

59. Have you dated the person you texted last? Maaaate. No. 60. What do you carry with you at all times? Phone, lip gloss, most likely a child. 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? Probably, yeah. Sleep through it. 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? Yes. 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? Yes! 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? I’m a sucker for that. 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? My son regularly says ‘I love you Mummy’ to me and, well. Nothing will come close.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? I’ve literally only kissed H and the kids.

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?     Do them myself, fam. Although I’ve been tempted to get them done. 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?     Zebra, yeah. 69. Do you have any stickers on your car?   I really want an ‘angel on board’ one.   70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?   Lil Wayne, I guess?  71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?     Android.

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? Never, I believe?    73. Do you like diet soda?   Nope.   74. What color are the walls in your room?     They’re sort of purple at the moment, but.. 75. Are you 16 or older?   Older.  76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?     I watched one episode where the girl with the small face was sleeping with her teacher, and I thought, yawn. 77. Do you have a job?   I do, I do modeling work which I’m blessed with.    78. What are your initials?     BS. [Snickers] 79. Did you ever have braces?   Nope.   80. Are you from the south?     No.

81. What does your last status on facebook say?     Don’t use. 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?     Clearly. 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? Mum.    84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?     God, no. Too lazy. 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?     I have no idea? 86. Do you smoke?     I used to. 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?     Heels. 88. Is your phone touch screen?     Yes.

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?     Straight. 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?     Of course. 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?   Pool.  92. Have you ever made out in a car?     Ah, yes. 93. …Had sex in a car?     ...Yes. 94. Are you single or in a relationship?     Married. 95. What were you doing last night at midnight?     Welcoming H home. 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?     H’s birthday. 97. Do you like the camera on your phone?     It’’s average. 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?     Not really. 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?     Ooops. Yes..  As in, had to be carried to bed.. 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? -    101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?     My life is a pregnancy scare. 102. Name your favorite Kesha song:     Right Round. Banger.

103. Do you have any tan lines right now?     I don’t. Thanks, London. 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? Mother of god. No.