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dirt-grub · 3 years

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Dan and Elise’s interactions are so funny because like. There’s some mutual agreement not to fuck with each other too hard because they both fully acknowledge the other is on some unhinged shit that could end in fucking world war three if they were to truly have beef

#like that post where its like does normal things in a weird enough way that you can tell something is wrong with me? yeah #like come on if dan thought he could get away with it he'd be 100x more annoying #but like theres just that mutual awareness she has some shady shit going on that could land him in a shallow unmarked grave KJDAS #and same in reverse to a different degree of like if elise wanted to kick his ass she could easily but hes completely unpredictable #like. the random patchwork of knowledge goes both ways #one is just a highly trained spy so like she knows different languages and martial arts and espionage tactics #meanwhile dan is just unhinged and stubborn so he knows how to rig up a bomb in his kitchen KHADSJFD #this is reminding me i want to list some of dans random skills and knowledge thats brought up randomly and never mentioned again #because like its really funny he really does know random shit #hes never used dental floss but he knows how to properly operate a blowtorch #like its not even cartoon logic elise comments on it like why does dan know how to use that?#who fucking knows. probably not even dan. hes fueled by blind rage the steps in between dont matter he just gets shit done #the unstoppable force and the unmovable object. and chris #connor talks #dan vs

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