#like i can TELLLLLLLLL

[livvyofthelake]

just saw a horrible take. tumblr don’t you ever suggest a post like that to me again.

[caluski]

hi this is an anon asking you about your dream setlist -not sent by you <3

this is exactly what i would say if i were to send myself an anon! but its okay, im not above answering - thank u for asking 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

i kind of mentioned coachella bc most sets (except like, dj ones bc i think these are wayyyy longer) are one hour long, so i assume sebastian would be like a regular stage.

anyway the dream tracklist:

saint laurent medley - honestly doesnt matter which, obv would be cool if there were my faves but i do love the entire collection so much, i would have fun if he mixed them together. (like ~30 minutes maybe?)

your devotion remix. its absolutely unreal i can telllllllll it would slap so hard live

thirst

smoking kills ep medley (like 8 minutes or something)

motor

beograd

what a wonderful world

and then finish it with run for me..........

which would be about a full hour worth of music..... godddddd what an hour that would be.

[guardian-of-fandoms]

Power Rangers Incorrect Quotes

(Over a group chat)

Kim: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

Trini: and here we have a capitalist

Jason: did you just

Billy: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself alligned to make this joke possible.

-

Tommy: (Screams)

Jason: (Screams louder to establish dominance)

Zordon: 

Zordon: Should we do something?

Alpha 5: No, i want to see who wins. 

-

Jason, texting Kim: Help! I’m being kidnapped!!

Kim: Where are you?!

Jason: I’m with some strange person in a car, Help

Kim: I’ll call Tommy.

Tommy, answering his cell: Y’ello?

Kim: Where’s Jason?! He texted me that he was being kidnapped!!! 

Tommy: Jason? Whaddaya mean, he’s right next to-

Tommy: 

Tommy: I’ll call you back. (hangs up)

Tommy: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD

Jason: WHO ARE YOU

-

Rita: I WILL RUIN YOUR HAPPINESS, NO MATTER THE COST!!!

Tommy: my happiness?

Tommy, looking at the rest of the squad: I’m happy??

-

Jason: (Kicks down the door with a panicked look)

Zordon: What happened?

Jason: Nobody died!

Alpha 5: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT

-

Zack: Yoink is the opposite of Yeet.

Trini: But it’s just as fast.

Kim: The lord Yeeteth and the lord Yoinketh away. 

Tommy: Well there’s my eulogy sorted.

-

Zack: Who thinks i can fit 15 marshmellos in my mouth? 

Billy: You’re a hazard to society. 

Jason: And a coward. Do 20. 

-

Kim: Here’s a fun christmas idea, we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever’s under it! 

Zordon: Kimbery, no. 

Alpha 5: Mistlefoe. 

Zordon: please stop encouraging this. 

-

Kim: Why am i not a banana?

Billy: Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50-60% of your DNA with a banana.

Kim: Thanks, man.

Zack: Wait, are you telling me some people are 10% more banana than other people?

-

Tommy: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as i laid, festered and sick. you are the definition of dread.

Jason: .... are you okay?

Tommy: Kimberly stole my ****ing garlic bread.

-

Zordon, yelling: This is WITHOUT A DOUBT, the single most IRRESPONSIBLE thing you all have EVER done!!

Trini: Hey, remember that "Selfie with a Monster" contest?

Zordon:

Zordon: You did WHAT

Alpha 5: Oh, i remember that.

-

Tommy: When i die, i want my tombstone to read, “Mistakes were made.”

Jason: Wasn’t that already on your birth certificate?

-

Kim: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Zack: This is the most hopeful thing i’ve ever heard. 

Billy: What if i die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Jason: Then tomorrow is Nacho lucky day. 

Trini: Get out. 

-

Zack, singing to a youtube video: You are, my fire

Trini, quietly: My one desire

Billy, half asleep: Believe, when i say

Kim, not looking up from a magazine: I want it that way

Jason bursting into the room: TELL ME WHYY

Everyone unenthusiastically: Ain't nothing but a heart ache

Jason: TELLLLLLLLL ME WHY

Zack: Ain't nothing but a mistake

Jason: Tell me Whyyyyy

Trini: I never wanna hear you say

Kim loudly: I WANT IT THAT WAY

Zordon: W-what?

-

Zordon: Recruit Teenagers, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Tommy: PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT

Jason: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!!! GET THE ANTI-FLAME THROWER!!!

Kim: It's called a Fire Extinguisher!?!?

(Glass shatters, something explodes, Billy screams)

Zordon: Don't listen to them. Don't.

-

Zordon: Alright, everyone pay attention. I have an important announcement to make and i only have a minute.

Team: Why? are you in a hurry?

Zordon: No, i was referring to your relatively short attention spans.

-

Jason: I'm sorry for all the stuff i said.

Tommy: And for punching me in the face?

Jason: No, you deserved that.

-

Tommy: Do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things, like a spoon clinking against a bowl or people talking?

Kim: I think that's called Sensory Overload, and it's really common in people with anxiety.

Billy: It can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or even dehydration.

Tommy: Thanks, i thought i was just a bitch.

-

Jason: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if i invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're gonna die.

Trini: My favorite is "Butt Dial" vs "Booty Call".

Billy: It's called Connotation.

Zack: Also, "Forgive me Father, for i have Sinned," vs "Sorry daddy, i've been naughty".

Kim: Great news! Language is now CANCELLED!

-

Alpha 5: How do the rangers usually deal with these messes?

Zordon: They don't. they usually create a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.

-

(Tommy being controlled by Rita)

Jason: Tommy, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Tommy: Well of course I have.

Tommy: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Tommy: It's boring.

-

Kim: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Zack: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Alisa?

Tommy: Probably “road work ahead”.

Alpha 5: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

-

Jason, about Tommy: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Zack: Are we stealing them?

Kim: New or used?

Trini: Wonderful responses, both of you.

-

Zack: Rules are made to be broken!

Zordon: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Kim: Uh, piñatas.

Trini: Glow sticks.

Jason: Karate boards.

Billy: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Zack: and Rules! 

-

Jason: I CAN'T DO IT!

Zack: I CAN'T EITHER!

Jason: I CANT FREAKING DO IT ANYMORE

Zack: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Jason:

Zack: I appreciate it,

Jason: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Kim: Jason-

Jason: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Zack: Jason we gotta-

Jason: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FREAKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Jason: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY “What am I willing to put up with today?”

Jason, motioning to Brainwashed Tommy: NOT FREAKING THIS

[getoswhore]

Morning Bella! Hope you’re doing well, and no you don’t sound rude when you want general feedback from your writing, also…hand over that story name ma’am. 🔫🔫. If you don’t wanna it’s good not forcing. Ah, am big dumb in the morning, sorry. Makes sense tho. This is why I come to you with my morning stupidity. 🙃 but anyway, How’s today been! Telllllllll. Can we get a room reveal soon? You keep mentioning it and am now intrigued.

GOOD MORNING BB :)))) i am actually!1!1 just a little boring cause yknow, school work n stuff but it's east today!1! ty for asking n i hope the same for you bb :”))))) hope you're taking care n have a good day today1!!1

n ok thank god cause i was feeling pushy?? yknow? like i just wanna know if it was good or not to a readers perspective :/ sigh.. BUT idk if ill expose my new watt yet or any time soon.. hmmm.. MAYBE ILL DO IT N MAYBE A ROOM TOUR SKFKSKK

[minijenn]

Uggggghh I wish you could tell us who the human is, because it could only be Ford, but Ford is in other dimensions, not Homeworld. But it would be too spoilery for to telllllllll

I already told ya’ll I ain’t spoiling shit. Al I can say is that you will find out eventually. Its sorta like what happened to the Gems’ memories of the journal and the author, its something I’m building up to slowly. And when you do find out who that human is, well, let’s just say it’ll be worth the wait. 

[hepaidattention]

The Inner Thoughts of an AoS Fangirl - 4x18

Got to watch AoS after all (thanks to @bioforensics)…

Thoughts while watching (not in perfect order):

yes hair is the real priority here completely agree *eye roll*

Leopold freakin’ Fitz has Jemma bloody Simmons on his mind and no matter what he tells himself and no matter what his crappy trash of a father tells him, he can’t stop thinking about her.

THAT’S RIGHT DAISY YOU TELL HIM HE LOVES JEMMA

hell Fitz apologize to her you just slapped your bff good god

ummm Ward go away vs. Ward I love you can they make you an LMD in reality

I think we can all agree that telling Mace is a bad idea Simmons

OH TELL MACK TELL MACK well actually don’t because Hope but TELLLLLLLLL HIM BECAUSE I WANT YOU GUYS TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF FITZ’S DAD TOGETHER

Radcliffe is my spirit animal even though he’s the very reason they’re in this mess

SAY LINCOLN’S NAME ONE MORE TIME AIDA JUST TRY ME

so like Simmons and Fitz both corrected someone that they were doctors

psychically linked even in a vitural reality and one has no idea the other is psychically linked to them

Please be Tripp please be Tripp

Coulson you’re so presh –

TRIPPPPPPPPP

TRRRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPP

TRIP.

TRIP’S SHOE

can Tripp trip on his shoe just because its funny don’t actually hurt him because TRIPP

i feel i forgot to mention Tripp

“that’s because I am troubled” “A woman?” Yeah her names Jemma Anne Simmons she screamed at him from across a field and now he can’t stop thinking about her and old Fitz is coming out because he killed an innocent woman in cold blood and Jemma made him feel guilty for something that normally would never bother him but her voice and eyes he just CAN’T “Is it that obvious?” Yes.

oh his dad seems nice maybe he’ll give Fitz good advice

Well you can put Fitz’s dad on my list of fictional characters I intend on murdering in every fanfic

“oh golly who knows what kind of man i’d be without you dad i might be an actual nice person like who the hell needs that”

YOU WOULD BE A CARING and LOVING and PRECIOUS and the most PERFECT, COMPASSIONATE, WONDeRFUL HUMAN BEING ON THE FACE OF THE UNIVERSE LEOPOLD JAMES FITZ THAT’S WHO

YOU. WOULD. BE. A. HERO.

Side note: TRIPP

did Fitz just

It wasn’t him it wasn’t him it wasn’t him it wasn’t him i hate AIDA and dad fitz it wasn’t him it wasn’t him

the fact that our presh Fitz still is Fitz but is basically forced to be an evil, twisted murderer because of AIDA and his dad peer pressuring and emotionally abusing and manipulating him kills me slowly

SHIP ALERT: PHILINDA ARE IN THE SAME ROOM AND ACT LIKE THEY KNOW EACH OTHER

YEAH MAY SNAP OUT OF IT

Holy crap did that work

Holy crap it worked

does this mean that we just need Simmons to look at Fitz and nonchalant just be like “UGH FITZ just snap out of it”

#hating everything right now

deah of characters that never reach their full potential in their character arc is my reason for crying on a regular basis

that and fitzsimmons

oh look what a nice sinister smile AIDA has as Fitz bonds with his abusive creep of a dad heyyy i mean murder am i right

“did you watch Days of Our Lives the other day son” “no dad I missed it (cause Jemma Simmons was screaming at me “no”)” “well it was a good one cause Raph killed Pheobe” “That’s awful” “…” “I mean wow what a great thing to fill your mind with and tell yourself its okay”

radcliffe was a better father figure even after he freakin betrayed him

#pretending Mace didn’t die by Fitz’s hands and he’ll forever have to live with Mace AND Agens’s blood on his hands for all eternity

im chill im totally chill as a dead body because i’m dead inside

MAMA MAY TO THE RESCUE

Mother and Daughter Goals

Radcliffe totes heard this whole thing

this is what dreams are made of

If Daisy gets her powers then its only appropriate for Tripp to be in the episode right (just a little morbid there Whedon)

next episodes gonna be LEGIT