#like i think itll probably do a good job of a Girlie Truman Show schtick or whatever. but thats not enough for me anymore. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

vampirehowl · 1 year

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if we are ok with me being completely honest my dream version of this upcoming barbie movie is written and produced by david lynch and werner herzog in addition to the current use of White Couple Weekly. do i think that this would probably end up in a murder/suicide? yes. but thats a risk im willing to take in the name of Barbie

#everything else stays exactly the same of course #i just dont trust greta gerwig and her husband to get how intersectional feminism would actually look like #so the only other option is eraserhead baby nosferatu barbie #like if laura palmer was a depressing german movie but pink and sparkly #i think it would also be more accurate to the average barbie storyline utilized by little girls #i want blood and i want viscera and i want it to look like a 2008 blingee #i want banksy to watch this and publicly commit suicide because he realizes he cant ever top this with his bullshit attempts at #throught provoking art #if i cant have genuine intersectionalism on race gender and capitalism #then i want viewers to walk out of that movie with a sparkly pink version of the disorientedness that i got after titane #like i think itll probably do a good job of a Girlie Truman Show schtick or whatever. but thats not enough for me anymore.#thats your average lady gaga music video and why steal from her #barbie deserves more. we all deserve more #i want barbie to be the next rocky horror picture show but for girls who behave like damian from the omen and adults who get blackout drunk #at a 10 am brunch on mimosas and daquiris #talks #ok im normal now sorry

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