#like look at the first gif. thats a bump if ive ever seen one

[guzhufuren]

if characters in your live action omegaverse show do and say things like this in this order, it means there is mpreg going on, trust me okay just trust me-

[dieclownschaft]

This was an endless handshake, too https://leongoretzkanews.tumblr.com/post/111580757083/february-6-leon-during-the-halftime-with Yes, they've been besties since Bochum. At ChriKra's official goodbye, Leon lay on the grass, crying, and Chris joined him after a bit. (Leon left the club that summer as well, but that wasn't clear at that point).

When did you start following the Mannschaft that you don't know about Neumer? Kramer/Neuer was the best thing to come out of the 2014 world cup, better than the trophy even. Manu talked in an interview about how they would always sit next to each other on the bus and share earphones "He made the playlists, because I'm no use at that", which later got confirmed by ChriKra (not Neuer being no use, but them sharing music, saying they immediately got along, and had the same taste in things etc.) More and more was revealed about them becoming close during their time together in Campo Bahia. And there were soooooo many gifs and pictures of the two of them!! When they were walking up to get the medals, Manu walked behind ChriKra, keeping his hand on his shoulder the entire time. When the team was presenting the trophy up in the stands, they kept hugging excitedly and it actually looked like they were snogging. There's a team photo from that same night of everyone except them two, and you can see them sneaking in in the background. Then at the celebrations in Berlin they had that sign for the fans. ChriKra was walking in front of Manu and Manu reached out, sneaked his hand across ChriKra's neck and pulled him to himself, and after that he pretty much had his arm around him for the entire celebrations. At one point you could see Manu whisper sth in Chris' ear followed by Chris kissing Manu on the neck. After that there were sooo many pics of them together. One time in a café in Frankfurt, two fans seeing them and having their pictures taken with them, in which Manu looks soo annoyed, haha. Then all the international breaks after, them talking and laughing together or hugging. There was also Chris' appearance on Aktuelles Sportstudio where they showed a video of Phips, Thomas and Manu talking about Chris, and Manu said, with a distant smile on his face "he's definitely brave, and he's also an adventurer" (fun fact, in an interview long after, a former coach of ChriKra's revealed that when Chris was younger and would meet people going out, he didn't want to admit to them he was a footballer, so when asked what he did, he said he was an adventurer:')) And then, all of a sudden, it was all over. They weren't seen in the same camera frame ever again, as if they were actively avoiding it. Also somebody put links to Neumer fanfiction and fanart as comments on Neuer's instagram, so that's why, it is assumed, they avoided being seen together as much and like *that*. I think the only times were quick fist bumps in the tunnel before games, and now this recent incident at the Gladbach-Bayern game.

(fwiw, during his time at Schalke, Neuer battled a lot against gay rumours. So I think that "we must stop being publicly affectionate!" order must have come from his side, since *clearly* young Mr. Kramer has never ever even heard of the phrase "no homo")

no hold on a minute whAT IS ALL THIS DLKAJSDKJASKL i seriously do not remember every seeing anything about any of that 😭

ive been here since 2010 so thats on kramer being the new guy i didnt pay attention to 🎻

but wait first of all ill go hunting for the pictures of leon dramatically laying down on the grass pl e a seeee dklasjdklasjdk

"He made the playlists, because I'm no use at that" yeah so true he would have just put ed sheeran songs dlaksjds WE HAD TO STAN KRAMER........ but thats really cute :((

i guess i was too busy looking at mesut being a whore during the celebrations to see anything else </3

the adventurer part fucking clowns dlkasjdlas

but that ending is so sad???????? i hope they didnt feel the need to stop interacting bc that and instead they just naturally grew apart ://////// cuz u know sometimes it just be like that

also yea true manu has been going thru that since forever 💀 very iconic of him to not give a fuck and wear the rainbow armband for example 💆‍♀️

[ohoshi]

yess the part where johnny bumped into taeyong was cool!! ty looks so cool while performing gosh 😌 i think ive watched that nct u class performance so many times by now, im still not over it for some reason hahaha

OMG I KNOW XIAOJUN BEING RELEVANT!! YES!! honestly im so glad that during nct 2020 a lot of the wayv members got to show their skills and how theyve improved (like xiaojun, hendery, yangyang) and i hope this keeps going (i feel like winwin esp couldve been showcased more? maybe it's hard with soo many members and i dont wanna be *that* fan...but he was the leader of the 90s love unit and had like 2 lines lol)

omg yes shotaro!! you never couldve known he debuted just 2 MONTHS AGO but i agree even in maw u can tell that the boy got moves! i feel so proud of him and hes so cute 😊 i agree, sign me up too for the idols who have such duality!! they were all so good (as expected)!!

WAIT LMAO SO SORRY i just fact checked myself and haikyuu actually has 4 seasons 😂 😅 there was like a 4 year gap between s3 and s4 so i think i felt like it was 2 seasons lmaoo. lately i have been more okay watching ongoing shows bc it gives me something to look forward to every week! but i usually do binge shows, which is why im a little sad that the uncanny counter is ongoing so i am forced to wait 😭 i must say though my binging skills are amazing...my one talent in life 🤣

her private life is another fake relationship kdrama (the main girl character is a fangirl and she runs a blog for her bias ahaha relatable??), and i think crash landing on you has some fake relationship things?? obviously it's not the main focus of the drama but crash landing is iconic u gotta watch, be prepared to cry tho if you get emotional watching these things like me 😭 because this is my first life was also good (i've heard some ppl get frustrated by the main guy character's lack of emotion though but i liked the writing and it's worth giving it a shot if you want!) i love the fake relationship and the enemies to lovers tropes, so if you come across any that are good pls let me know hehe

SVT yes that part in home where they choreographed like a house imagery with their hands was so cool!! the choreo is just so detailed (like i think there was a part that looked like they were opening a door bc it's "home"), i had heard svt is self produced and thats so amazing! theyre so talented and their performances are so good (the ones i've seen so far). i watched their mafia dance video for left and right and it was so FUNNY HAHAHAA they seem so chaotic i love it (also i love the mafia dances in general lol like nct dream did it for we go up). i'm going to try to learn svt's names (which i usually do by just watching crack videos about the group on youtube lmao) so stay tuned 👀 coming from nct, 13 members doesnt even seem like a lot to me anymore hahaha and i think im usually good with names so we'll see! i am also curious to see if i end up stanning dino :)) who are your svt biases??

haha yes i can understand xj/hn/lc without subtitles!! it's interesting because i think all 3 of them are from different places so their canto actually sounds a bit different from each other! but when i hear wayv speaking canto it feels so familiar bc i really only speak cantonese with my family, and it's such a weird but also good feeling and it makes me feel warm :) wayv is the unit that feels like ur close friends (whereas dreamies have best chemistry and i think i like 127’s music most? (but ofc i do actually like all the units songs hahah))

🥺yeah me too! i’m glad wayv members became more relevant thanks to nct 2020! honestly they are soooo good and they deserve all the attention! and winwin 💔 honestly i’m so happy he is in wayv now where he is being appreciated more! where he gets the lines and screentime! he deserves it 😤 of course you’re gonna be *that* fan! we’re all *that* fan 😤 the leader of the unit got 2 lines 😤 smh 😤

omg 4 year gap???? that’s a lot 😳 what for?? i guess the 4 year gap is the reason the show is still airing after all these years lmao when i saw gifs on my dash my reaction was wtf when did haikyuu become one piece what have i missed and then i googled and saw that the anime has 80+ episodes????? ABOUT VOLLEYBALL???? 😳 WILD

ohhh i see you have something to look forward to hmm that makes sense? maybe i should try it, especially since it’s most likely not as consuming as binge watching!! but yeah same, binge watching tv shows is one of my talents 😏

her private life is about a girl who runs a blog about her bias? there’s a whole kdrama about me? are you kidding me rn? never knew someone would be inspired by me or us for that matter? since we’re both just two little human beings running a blog about their biases<3 OMGGGG when am i gonna get the time to watch all of these drama 😭 hopefully really soon, but knowing how busy my college life can be (and esp rn) probs not 🤕 if i ever come across any drama that you haven’t watched already i will most likely recommend it to you!!!!

AHDGAGHFSDGH i love when idols play mafia game of any kind and i think that svt’s left and right is my favorite mafia dance ajfdshgadfshga they’re so chaotic and funny and omg vernon was so good tho?????? 😳 i was impressed bc i could never lie so well ahgdfags yeah it’s not that hard to remember all 13 of them especially because all of them are so different (i mean all of the members in all of the groups are always so different but ajdsgakja for whatever reason svt to me seemed the most uhhh versatile from the others?? like for example woozi is so smol it’s easy to remember him, and then seungkwan is the loud one, and then mingyu and jeonghan are pretty ones, joshua the charming one, sweet one, my biases are the best<3 etc but i mean THIS COULD BE JUST ME AJDGAJSH maybe i’m just too biased bc i love them so much sigh) anyways,,,,,, there’s a lot of ICONIC SVT CONTENT SO  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ welcome we have cookies, relax and enjoy yourself, the ride to being 500% whipped for svt begins right here, i recommend to you their pot and hammer game bc i love to watch when idols play it and svt? CHAOTIC AS ALWAYS! 

OK MY SVT BIASES 🥺 ok first of all here’s a digression: usually when i get into a kpop group i have like 3 different positions, 1) love at first sight - which is the person who i’m attracted to right from the second?? like the first person i see and i’m like oh //they// kinda like the way you’re attracted to dino’s dancing and stuff; 2) first bias - which is the person i just pick for whatever reason //ok they’re gonna be my bias//; 3) the actual bias - after watching a lot of content and listening to the music and getting to know the group in general i then choose //THE BIAS// or rather the bias chooses me bc it’s out of my control i just love them whoever they are! and with svt 🥺 all of the 3 were one guy (the only other time this happened to me is w nct dream lmao) 🥺 and i love him so much! one and only: xu minghao! (aka the8) 🥰 he’s one of the lead dancers and 1/2 china line in svt and he can sing! he can rap! and boy can he dance 😭 i just 🥺 love him 🥺 my other svt bias (whom, tbh, i don’t love nearly as much as i love minghao but i still love him very much<3) is wen junhui! (aka jun) 🥰 he is the other lead dancer and 2/2 china line in svt (this is random: but i really love china line in kpop??? like idek why? i mean of course i don’t care about their nationality or whatever but i’ve just noticed that for whatever reason the ones i tend to love and bias are more often than not chinese) and i know i know you asked ‘hey cora who are your svt biases??’ and everything i was supposed to say was ‘hey santa it’s the8 and jun!’ but no i had to be EXTRA bc guess what? well I AM EXTRA!!! bc i got excited i really love them 😭 (esp minghao<3 lately he’s been my ultimate bias so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

OMG I AM SO JEALOUS OF YOU RN? you can understand them without titles? lucky!!!!!! but the fact that it feels familiar and it makes you feel warm<3 is so precious<3 so cute!! so wayv feels like home? 🥺 bc you only speak cantonese with your family? this is so 🥺 i’m not crying you’re crying 🥺 teach me something in cantonese?? like?? actually, first tell me is it too different from mandarin??? and then teach me something? how do i say i love you? or hi and bye lmao and thank you? yk the basics! and i mean of course that we all love all units songs i mean!! we’re here for all the mess those 23 boys give us but!! i think i’d be biased and pick nct dream’s music<3 but i love wayv and 127 so much as well 😭