#like wtf lmfaoooooo

[awkward-smirks]

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[down-thedrain]

oh heavens the cesars are plentiful

[alukaforyou]

omg thinks abt how i could get cosmetic surgery for my crooked jaw but like also i am kinda scared of surgery of all kinds, including plastic surgery so nvm to all that 🤣 also save several thousands ig💰

[bi-sapphics]

the same post 😭🙏

[stars-and-blackholes]

I love Peterick shippers. Peace and love on planet Pete Wentz. Everyone loves everyone. Okay? Okay.

But when petekey antis ship peterick I'm like????? Okay so my ship is gross and weird but yours is fine???

Like I get being anti RPF, I'll do me and you do you but being so anti ONE SPECIFIC ship while shipping another????

NO DEADASSSSS don’t even get me startedddd on this shit I’ve been DYINGGG to talk about this

A lot of the Petekey antis are literally peterick shippers💀and they only hate rpf when it comes to Petekey like LMAOOO it’s very apparent that a lot of them are fine with rpf *BUT NOT PETEKEY* and it’s crazy because in the fandom I’ve seen so much peterick shit like no joke there’s nsfw ART OF PETERICK on here and it got hella notes. And I don’t see anyone saying shit about that…but we…talk about Petekey not even in a sexual way 95% of the time and there’s a fucking issue…really makes you wonder

[4ngelovegf]

omfg she likes boys bye…..

[sf3uuf]

So I've been obsessed with The Sims 4 since the day I got it (which was 2022, the same year I got into Metalocalypse!), and a while back I decided to make all of the MTL characters including my MTL OCs in the sims and make them all live in a world together. Let's just say it ended up being... quite the sh*tshow!! A beautiful, chaotic, sh*show....(btw some of these are really old photos from 2022-23, but they are just too good not to share).

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They're so embarrassing... you can't take them anywhere..

The first thing I see when I enter the Dethklok household as my OC...

Toki thinking about his mother.... the pickle himself... :(((

OH GOD OH FUCK

NOW KNUBBLERS ON FIRE WTF!!!!

LMFAO MURDERFACE NOOOOO

Am I crazy or is that Discord?

Somebody get the Pickles simps, he's getting romantical.

Pickles swimming in a tube top and high heels... idk why he did this...

LMFAOOOOOO

I hope you guys liked this photodump, I have plenty more where that came from!!

[wheresmulder]

We don't celebrate Xmas but we're doing it this year on a ridiculous whim bc my sister was like "what if we get a hot pink xmas tree" and me going "here's my credit card" so

And we haven't told my mom bc we thought it would be funny to surprise her bc she was like "what if we got a tree this year" after I already bought it so I did my best grinch impression like "NO. XMAS IS FUCKING STUPID. IN THIS HOUSE WE DO NOT FEED CORPORATE GREED." while my sister is in the backseat trying not to fucking laugh bc the tree is being delivered the next day so yeah we successfully got the package in the house without her knowing and last night we went to h***y l***y for decorations and my siblings and I were literally pissing our pants laughing at all the weird xmas shit and grabbing everything we liked and putting it in the cart while going "BIGFOOT ORNAMENT? IT'S IN THE MOVIE." like literally this:

Shout out to k&p for the gremlins 2 sketch bc LMFAOooOoo all the other customers/employees were like "👀 wtf is wrong with them/🤔are they actually making a movie" and then AND THEN. I SEE HIM

Hands down the most disturbing creature I've ever encountered. I was absolutely hysterical i couldn't stop laughing. My sister called him a curly toed weirdo. It's giving:

AND HE IS WEARING *PINK*???? HE MATCHES THE FUCKING TREE????

We almost passed out laughing i could not breathe. This little freak was EIGHTY DOLLARS??????? but all the xmas shit was on sale so he was 30 and we're like........ 👀are we.... 👀we're not....👀couldn't possibly... 👀but what if....

and i was like you know what. Commit to The Bit so guess what bitches?

He's in the movie. Say hello to my first born son 👨‍👩‍👦 Giuseppe Creeps👶🔪

(lil seppy for short)

this is us checking out I told the cashier "please be careful with my son" and she had to keep a straight face bc her manager was there but as we were walking away she whispered "have fun with your son" so I'm just spreading xmas cheer everywhere I go with this little freak. Idk how but he's going on the tree. He is In The Movie. He's the star of gremlins 2. I love him sfm. but when we got home I went straight to my mom with him on my shoulder like as a distraction while my siblings hid all the ornaments so my mom thinks this is the only thing we bought at the store (and we were there for over an hour):

So i walk in with him and WHEN MY MOM SAW HIM ON MY SHOULDER SHE FUCKING RECOILED AWAY FROM ME IN HORROR. FULLY LIKE:

IM SRS 100% THATS LITERALLY WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE and I againnn almost fucking diiiiiiied laughing I could not breathe

SHE ✨️F E A R S✨️ HIM and has no idea about the tree were gonna set it up today while she's running errands this is the best fucking christmas ive ever had

[sbrown82]

Im sorry but I can’t take The Stones seriously, and I can’t take fans who have fan pages of them saying “no joking or talking bad about them, you will get blocked” 😂 I started dying!!! But there’s no way I’m taking them that seriously, especially Mick and Brian. They’re the most hated in the group and they’re complete fuck ups and people don’t want you to laugh about it.

LMFAOOOOOO!!!

Chile, don’t make me laugh! I’ll make fun of those big-eared motherfuckers every chance I get. Especially Mick, with his bitch ass! I love them…but they can be trash at times. And I don’t know if those two are the most hated tho, I mean, Bill Wyman got with his second “wife” when she was only like 13 (like, WTF?!) and a lot of fans can’t stand him. We’re talking about Rolling Stones – a group of whoremongers, deadbeat dads, and cokeheads. Brian’s little bipolar 4 foot 9 ass was also violent and even got caught once wearing a fucking Nazi costume, which his chickenhead girlfriend Anita Pallenberg probably persuaded him to wear because he didn’t even think like that. But I think the order goes as follows (1 being the most ain’t shit Stone, and 7 being the nicest):

Bill Wyman 🤮

Brian Jones 🤬

Mick Jagger 🙄

Keith Richards 🫣

Ronnie Wood 🥴

Mick Taylor 😒

Charlie Watts 😊🕊

[earthtooz]

give your moots a valentine's day ship <33

OKAY ! will do ^-^ i'll do my more active moots bc they like to talk about their favs - apologies if you don't like your matchup, not my problem LMFAOOOOO :,( feel free to ignore if this makes u uncomfy but i hope i didn't cross anyone's boundaries :P

thanks for asking anon, hope u have a lovely day <3 take care of yourself!

@limitlesshq with... chigiri hyoma! i would give you oliver or sae but like let's be real neither would commit to valentines day lMFAOOOO but chigiri so would! i think valentines with chigiri would be so fun :( he'd be such a sweetheart <3 vv nervous about the day but you won't be able to tell since he's so deceivingly calm and neutral the whole time. IMAGINE HIS OUTFIT AHHHH IN THOSE GRANDPA OUTFITS OF HIS!

@mitzimania with... michael kaiser! (begudgingly, i do not like this image bc i HATE him.) hiori was my first choice but you're like batshit insane for this man so... you win, kaiser would be the most obnoxious, but admittedly, sweet date to have for valentines :((( would give you dramatic ass gifts like blue fucking roses and a huge ass teddy. valentines day is a total 'book a reservation at an expensive restaurant and stir shit up' day with him.

@sixosix with... izuku midoriya! izuku would be so scared before asking u and he's going to be nervous the entire day (stupid ass), both of you are dorks so this date works well LUL ik it'll be such a fun day AHHHHHHHH MIDORIYA'S SO <3 you know that he has the whole day planned down to a T, there is not a single detail or potential outcome that has not been thought out by him already.

@vrmxlho with itoshi sae! ofc i'm giving u sae bbgirl you're the only one who could probably tolerate him 😐 two little shits paired together for valentines day LMFAOO no but fr, i think he would be a sweet date if he tried <3 he def thinks vday is a capitalist sham (which it is) and that you can celebrate your partner any day, but he still makes an effort to spend time with you and participate in valentines date ideas. gifts u various things and has no limit on how much to spend (why did yours get so long)

@yaakultt with isagi yoichi! hello??? i have to pair kayla with isagi, valentines just wouldn't make sense otherwise???? two idiots (affectionate) in one LMFAOOOOOO i'm just playing you're not an idiot <3 but fr, bouta be a real fun valentines of side-eyeing other couples whilst sitting in boba stores 😍😍

@sacchariins with suna rintarou! i think i'm too far in to the pancake-stealing-assassin lore to not give you suna rin 😭😭😭 but you can make him cuter pancakes for valentines day! #valentinesvlog but it's atsumu trying to steal suna's pancakes once again LMFAOOOO, but valentines would be so fun with him :( goofing around in a small pop-up theme park and suna trying to hard to win prizes for u </3 gets so offended if you win more than him lul o7

@popkorrn with kirishima eijiro! my fav paired with my fav!!!! favourite icon kirishima >:o would be such a perf date for valentines, immediately gifts you flowers and chocolate when the day starts and you're just like 'dude... it's so early' - does everything that a stereotypical valentines date would look like but it's amazing nevertheless. incredible company to spend the day with &lt;;3

@uravichii with shinsou hitoshi! okay so i need you to hear me out: orange cat x black cat (idk why but i perceive you to be an orange cat which is a total compliment bc i LOVE orange cats), anyways, i'm assigning u shinsou bc valentines with him would be incredible wtf :< IMAGINE VISITING A CAT CAFE OH MAH GOODNESS tbf you don't need it to be valentines to visit a cat cafe but that doesn't matter, it's more special now <3 i hope u like cats kei bc if not this is real awkward

@cielcius with karasu tobito! when i asked u who ur fav bllk character is and u said karasu i was like YASSSSSSSSS bc i LOVE him sm and he'd b just a fun partner to have for valentines :((( pulls pranks and says the most outta pocket shit, but he's considerate and loves spending the day w u. he just uses this day to have fun together and appreciate u 😣😣😣

@ryekoo with itoshi rin! *hands him over* you're down bad i have to give it to u okay. rin as ur valentines AHHHH he's such a cutiepie. unexpectedly nervous, but i think he's the type to have the whole day planned out so that he can impress you :( look people don't associate him with being a 'good partner' so he has to break those stereotypes okay! very considerate and doting over you on this day &lt;;3

@haithamuse with mikage reo! he's so AHFEUHFPIEHPFA anyways. reo, valentines? yes fucking please. he's such a perfect date, gifts you so many flowers, organises a whole chauffeur to stay with you guys the whole day just to drive around, spoils you so hard, reo is a true romantic at heart. if valentines day isn't one of the best days of the year then... idk what is.

@sipsteainanxiety with bakugou katsuki! ah yes the man you're entire blog circulates around <3 not but fr i believe you can tolerate bakugou and the chaos he brings to valentines day (amazing quality, i could never). he totally makes it competitive. tries so damn hard to make the day enjoyable and mutters 'bet shitty hair didn't think of this', but it's all from the good of his heart <3

@lytters with denki kaminari! the FIRST character that popped into my head when i was thinking abt your valentines matchup - your personalities work so well together :( AND YOU TWO WOULD BE SUCH AN INCREDIBLE PAIR FOR VDAY!!! he likes to goof around and make the whole day exciting. you end up with practically dead throats bc of how much u two laughed together AHHHHHH I LOVE DENKI SM!

[puckgoss]

i was doing a quick look through insta and this acc cam y recently followed is killing me like wtf is this photoshop/facetuning lmfaoooooo i'm on the floor

[mangoposts]

Heyyyy im the girl who had that weird feeling in her stomach after having sex. sooo its gone now like completely? Idk wtf it was but im scared to have sex again so gonna revirginise if thats even a thing xoxo #neverhavesexyallitgivesyouweirdstomachfeelings

The hashtag is making me laugh LMFAOOOOOO im glad you’re feeling better

[honkbel]

Rating laughs / keyboard spams

I’m bored and my friend made me open Tumblr out of pure fear for my life.

LMAOO / LMFAO / LMFAOOOOOO - you’re me. I am you. you’re funny asf but not that funny 8/10

HELP / IM PEEING / HAHAHA - now you’re funny. AND HOT. like two in one 10/10

Pfft / Okay that was kinda funny / Ha, (comma after is NEEDED.) - You’re hot and you just like to bully people, and it’s kinda funny. 6/10

haha / lol / lmao - wtf man you sound sarcastic, put some energy into it 3/10

*laughs* / (laughs) - stay the FUCK away from me. 2/10

(uses the laughing crying emojis) - you’re old, but if you use like 3 or 4 right after each other, you’re kinda funny. you’re also single and you get no bitches  4/10

(sobbing emoji and skull emoji) - you’re probably a dude that goes “nah” “blud thinks” “bro thought” “he’s not him” etc. 9/10  

“I’m laughing” - No, you’re not. And if you are, you’re not laughing hard enough. 3/10

HEHEHAHHAHAH - you’re immature and older, but ily for it 9/10

AIGJKHJKHJASHHJKD - This is pointed at people that specifically start their keyboard spams with A. are you even laughing?? I think I just game you a heart attack. 

JSKJKLSKLJSKJGHGHJG - You’re immature but young-ish so it’s okay. 9/10

HEHEHJHSKDHJKHKJSHDHHA - You’re 12. Get off the internet for your own safety 8/10

Aklsjdkljgjjhasgh - wtf. 1/10

asdfghjkl; - how does your finger feel? 2/10

AYIUSHH LLKK USVJH LSGGU LJ - you laugh so loudly irl everyone can hear you, you don’t even need to type to let your international bestie know you’re laughing, they can hear you. I’m sure you accidentally typed words too. 8/10

gimme more laughs to rate if you have any

[sirensplayhouse]

I’m the anon who talked about the ig loa account who cussed me out and used the r slur, i woke up to another message from her💀

“bitch you really pussy again out huh? you sent that same account about me. i’m not dealing with this anymore. bye. you and that account can fuck yourselves. done with everything,, have a horribl- i mean nice life lol!!! 😂🤣 kys <3”

She deleted her acc after she said that, ik for sure she was scared 💀 but her user was @/parisiilovr !! <3 i’m not sure who the person who sent her the ss was because honestly she only had a couple of followers and she didn’t tell me who but i’m sure the person sent her the ss again 😭 but bro i’m glad she’s gone cause.. i hated her💀 did she have some sort of traumatic relationship with revision cuz why was she so against it.......

but i love how bold you are siren!!! I aspire to be like that 🤍

LMFAOOOOOO I wanna know who tf is ss my stuff😭- it ain’t gon stop shit but still😂and unless it’s directed it ain’t respected 🖤so until lil baby decides to bless me with her oh lovely presence in my inbox, ima keep popping my shit🕺🏾

and bold ? I just dgaf😂this my blog can’t nobody tell me wtf to say or post and can’t nobody beat my ass either 😭

AND I HOPE THEY SS THIS TOO

[dilfl0v3rss]

THIS is adding on to what I said before but that nigga was too much for me nigga all I said was I like your eyes but that was weird asf because why tf were you be seggsual I just said I like to draw💀💀 and like the bougie bitch I was I blocked him on ICloud because wtf AFTER THAT I JUST CAME TOO YOU CAUSE WHY IS YOU BEING DIRTY SIR

LMFAOOOOOO AS YOU SHOULDDDD😭

[threetangerines]

I’m sorry wtf is this!??? How did I miss this 😐 I did not get a notif discussing this 😫

LMAOOO surprise! it was a surprise for literally everyone :D i reblogged the announcement post on kithtaehyung, so i guess that's why you didn't see it? maybe? idk.

but um. i checked the amount of 3tan asks we have on the main blog and we're at 3,650+🧍‍♀️ i was like... maybeee we should move some of the party to another blog since people follow kithtaehyung for more than 3tan dkjkfjdfdsj so voila!

we can use this for so much. i'm excited tbh! get ready for unfiltered 3tan author ryen too bc i've been holding back during thirst hours lmfaoooooo