#like. like talian algebra

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if they could make computers with hextech i think they'd forgo the standard 0 and 1 binary for uhh 0123456789... oh and fuck it lets throw in ABCDE and F too

like yk

hexadecimal

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even more weird ass band of brothers headcanons I pulled out of my ass at 1am but it’s not 1am it’s actually 12am

-i’m sorry to say this but skinny is a tik tok fuckboy. like he dresses in chains, has a bunch of hoodies, does the fuckboy chin rub, etc. he’d said “are you lost baby girl” and then stub his toe and cry I just know it

-buck compton is a lawyer by day and football coach at night. he coaches like boys third football, like..imagine this huge albino man flexing his mucules in front of these srawny 14-15 year old’s...and talking about how he got shot but you always have to remember “one bullet, four holes” and the kids are like “we just wanna play please ”

-david webster uses ao3 and refuses to use wattpad. he says he’s “too mature” for wattpad and ao3 is for “the burned out kids” like 😤🙄 please SHUT UP. he’s one of those bitches who names there 20k oneshot enemies to lovers fic after a taylor swift song or paramore song and leaves a super long author’s note bc “his readers won’t understand the complexity of his story” like stfu the two people who read ur story are like fourteen chill out which is totally not a self call out

-eugene roe is a reformed emo kid. he use to be OBSESSED with twilight when he was a teen, collected all the books, had all the hot topic merch, etc. his biggest crime was illegally downloading decode by paramore onto his MP3 player and it still haunts him to this day. it’s all stuffed into the back of his closet in a little box and babe finds it one day and begs Eugene to do his eyeliner after finding photos of eugene, studded belt and fingerless gloves with eyeliner. Eugene can’t say no and does so. literally I love them so much

-chuck grant 100% played football and lacrosse in high school. like...I can just feel it. but he’d be the kid who sucked freshmen year and then the kid who was the best player by his senior year. also he’d be the coolest guy on the team I just feel it in my bones

-janovec would be the type of guys that say “I love women there queens” and like in really sweet way. like he always says “yas queen”, “slay!” and “pop off sis!” like it’s so cute but you asked him to hold you’re drink at a party he’d forget five seconds later

-frank perconte is the littlest bitch to cook with. like he’s super specific and uses “all organic italian” ingredients” and is super picky with cooking but in the annyoing way. luz calls him an “eye-talian” and it makes perconte fume

-bull and johnny were best friends as kids. like they met in middle school and Johnny was the short kid who everybody bullied. bull thoguht he was helpless but Johnny bit people...I wish I was joking. Ik it’s random but there besties for life and no Johnny stopped biting people

-smokey gordon was a horse girl. sorry not was, still is to this day. once he starts talking about horses he cannot shut up

-joe liebgott seems like he’s the embodiment of toxic masculinity but like once he talks off his shirt...he’s as hairless as a baby while Webster is literally a 🐻 also he’s a sucker for hallmark movies. like what started as a harmless joke turned into forcing Webster to sit in his lap as they made comments about the movie infront of them

-winters and nixon LOVE shows like outlander and poldark. nixon had read the books bc kathy (🤮) had left the books in there old house and he took a peak and then was full on sitting down, hooked to the plot. winters loves clarie and nixon loves jaime. they have arguments about the show and it’s very passionate

-another dick winters hc but dick winters is a fitness fad. he goes on runs with his dog, does cycling with nixon, was a boxer in college, etc. aka daddy Quaker is ripped

-remember the hc about Malark, skip, and penk not being able to spell the word pandemic? Speirs found out and forced them to sit down and spell the world. It turns out the three of them have no idea how to spell it. Penk had a mental breakdown, or as skip says, a “mental breakdance”

-speirs was the little kid that had no friends growing up and would stare at adults and spit out weird facts about death. legend has it still is like that today

-luz has the worst pickup lines like “my love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in”, “I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice”, and my personal favorite “Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?” Bc toye lost his licensee for driving like a maniac

-shifty powers cannot legally swear. he says “poo on a stick”, “son of a gun”, cheese and crackers” and the most scandalous, “leapin’ lizards.” PROTECT HIM

-carwood lipton dresses like a grandpa going to a diner on sunday. he drives a green Volvo and Luz put a “honk if you need to shit sticker on the back” and Lipton never found out and is like “why is everybody honking??? ;(“ and Luz is like “>:3”

-also carwood embodies white dad energy. He’s the type of guy to say “who’s ready to rock and roll?” after getting out for the bathroom. baseball caps are his go too. also can we mention how much this man WORKS OUT?? like him and speris do couple workouts aw🥺🥺 except speirs does like death marathons and lip is clapping like a dad in the back

ok wow these are a lot I should be studying for my algebra one test but like....shifty with a bunch of sqiushmallows....hngnnhhhh