#limethechef

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YOU CANT STOP ME MISSION CONTROL!!! OH LOOK A MUSHROOM!

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Quit my job of 20 years because this company is offering so much more! I even get a free pistol as a start-up bonus!! It’s in a dangerous part of town so that’s such a relief knowing I’ll be able to protect my three kids, but with the benefits and payment for just janitorial business, $82.65 an HOUR!?! STARTING WAGE AND PAID LUNCH!!? That’s $222,163 a YEAR! How can they afford to pay me, let alone the lab techs here???? I think I’ve found the best way to an easier life for my children later on, some rich people DO care about us! I couldn’t be happier!! I’ll finally be able to afford my sons top surgery and my daughters leukaemia! I plan on staying here till the day I die!

Speaking of, the only odd usual benefit was no death/dismemberment payout, but who needs those anyways??? I’ll be living a long and happy life in 20 more years…

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We have acquired vast sums of currency beyond which anybody has ever seen before.

@adeafterdark

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Actually was me the other day, twice

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Me making fun of Rex, real

You ever just realized how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?

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A technique that requires sacrificing it all to ever accomplish the righteous revenge you sought… was it worth it?

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Opps got me pullin Domain Expansion: Desolate Gamblers Fate, which allows me to win any game played while in my domain

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Accidentally hit like, mb asexuals, you’re all awesome 👍

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

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Nothing matters when you’re a bricked up shit-house high on 27 Energy drinks containing Methadone, phencyclidine, tetrahydrocannabinol, a variety of opiates, benzodiazepines, barbiturates, amphetamines... the list just goes on and on and on…

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Niko is disappointed in you Player.

Butterflies are frend! Not fod!

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Payday 3 lookin great!

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This post was brought to you by: the state of Maryland

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

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RoR2 items be like

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THE TRIFOOOOOORCE!!!

THE TRIFORCE IS REEEAAAL!!!

Can we get much higher! (Higher!) (So high!)

HYYAAH!

HYAAHT!

HUT!

HIIYAAAAGH!

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The great tism migration of ‘79… not many lived to tell the tale

From what survivors made it, few were available to yippee at the end… may they all rest in calm solitude…

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Fuck off with that goofy ahh low band jammer pls EF-24 “Mischief”