#lineysha sparx

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RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE | SEASON 5 (2013)

[grimcunty]

[zombee]

one of the most underrated reads in the history of drag race is lineysha sparx saying about alyssa edwards "she thinks she's fashion but she dresses like dracula"

[campbelliah]

It’s been ten years

And I still can’t believe Lineysha didn’t win this challenge.

[lipsyncforyourlife]

[missjanjie]

Nobody asked but that’s never stopped me anyway. So, here’s which queen from every season that I think is most likely to be on a future all stars season (no repeats/winners) with explanations that also no one asked for:

Season 1: Porkchop - I just feel like they’re priming us for her to be on either an AS or early-outs season and I think she deserves it

Season 2: Nicole Paige Brooks - it was between her and Mystique as the only ones left and Nicole has expressed interest in going back for AS, and with Poppy’s reunion look referencing her, she’s back on fans minds

Season 3: Delta Work - out of the queens that haven’t been on, I think she’s the most relevant other than Carmen, who has burned all the bridges between her and wow anyway. idk what standings she’s in but I could see it happening

Season 4: Dida Ritz - I’ve seen people campaigning for her to be on AS for a while now, and she’s always expressed a willingness to go if invited back. And while Willam is more popular, we can all safely assume that’s not happening

Season 5: Lineysha Sparx - like Dida, she had some good highlights but never really got her flowers (I’m noticing a trend here). No offense to Monica, because I am genuinely so excited to see her on AS8, but I am a bit surprised she was picked over her. But I will concede that I don’t know if she’s still active in drag, but a lot of articles had said MBH retired so 🤷‍♀️

Season 6: Joslyn Fox - I like her, I wanna see her back on. But this is one of those cases where out of the remaining queens from that season, she seems like the most likely choice unless the producers want a ‘do it for the meme’ route like with Serena and cast Kelly (who doesn’t need it and has a great resume on her own, but that’s how I imagine a show runner seeing it)

Season 7: Jaidynn Dior Fierce - another queen that fans have pointed out deserve another chance in the spotlight and there have been rumors that she’d been shortlisted once or twice. Kandy Ho was also shortlisted for what I believe was an early-out season, but I feel like between the two, we’ll see Jaidynn first

Season 8: Cynthia Lee Fontaine - this is, of course, contingent on her health being in a strong enough state to take it on, which isn’t a given, unfortunately. So, barring any health problem, I know Ru loves her and would bring her back

Season 9: Peppermint - at this point, I feel like they’re gonna give into peer pressure one of these days and finally cast her. I think a lot of fans feel that it’s long overdue

Season 10: Asia O’Hara - the only reason I put her as more likely than Kameron is because (I think) she’s expressed more interest in going back. But both of them did the Vegas show for a while so wow definitely likes them and is probably keeping tabs on them

Season 11: Vanessa ‘Vanjie’ Mateo - I feel like this is one of the more obvious ones, to the point where I’m actually surprised it hasn’t happened yet. My theory is that they’re waiting to bring her back when producers know she’ll go far (unlike with 11 where there were a lot of highs and lows without people really seeing her as ‘winner material’). I will, however, acknowledge the possibility that someone like Nina or Plastique could be cast before her

Season 12: Crystal Methyd - like Vanjie and Cynthia, it’s clear Ru loves her and production likely wants her back. That said, I do think she’s one of the queens that wants to put a little more time between her original season and AS, but there’s no other obvious choice. And knowing what I do know about AS shortlists, there’s a chance Rock or Dahlia may precede her if they do go an early-outs route

Season 13: Denali Foxx - again, I don’t know if she’ll be the next s13 queen to go on for the same reasons as Crystal, but I don’t doubt it’s inevitability with how much of a fan favorite she is. If I saw anyone getting cast before her, it could be Kahmora (see above) or Utica

Season 14: Any of the four runner-ups - I know, kind of a cop-out. But here’s the thing, the obvious answer is Kornbread, but she’s said she doesn’t want to go back for AS, but wanted to get another chance to compete in a regular season (which she should’ve!!!). So, Daya, Bosco, Camden, and Angeria all seem more or less equally likely if you mix both the fandom and production standpoints

Season 15: Mistress Isabelle Brooks - also kind of early to call, of course. But I’m not talking about who will be the first/next queen of a season to do AS, just who I feel like stands a good chance of being on one at some point. And I’m so sure they’re gonna wanna bring her back

[roxxxy-android]

I'm a vegan ass bitch, I'm Lineysha Sparx. I don't want to do this anymore!

[t4yce]

1, 9, 14, 27

Thank you! 💖

1: who's a non-rpdr queen you would love to see compete on drag race?

answered here & here 💞

9: someone you'd love to see on all stars?

answered here, but I'll add I'd lovee to see lineysha sparx again too; her runways were already amazing on s5 so I'd love to see what she'd do now!

14: who's a queen you think is totally underrated?

Oh so many to choose from.... Think I'm gonna go with cherry valentine, I'm forever sad about how early she went home on UK2 she had so much more to offer and her makeup and creativity is amazing!!

27: who's a queen that really makes you laugh on social media?

Choriza May definitely makes me laugh the most; she's so silly and I love her for it. There are some things she does that I don't think would be as funny if anyone else did them but choriza has a talent to make anything comical!

[makotoscoffee]

16 and 23 for the rpdr asks 🍒❤️

YIPPIE YIPPIE THANK U

16 - Favorite look created on the show: Immediately I think of Lineysha Sparx with THIS though I wish the waist was more cinched

Also of course I have to shout-out Paloma's flamingo Björk swan dress.... Idk if that was what she had in mind but the fact that it was something Björk wore to the Oscars and they were supposed to create something summery for Cannes... yeah it just clicks with my fantasy.

23 - Favorite "villain"? DAYA BETTY I wanted her to win season 14!! I didn't like her at first but she won me over, I also love Mistress but idk if she's considered a villain..

[dhsisus]

Lineysha sparx was (is?) so hot. Maybe I just love Puerto Ricans idk

[blahblahblaaaa]

[jinkx-monsoon-season]

[keeponmovingalong]

Group 2: “Did you all fight at all?”

Group 1:

[vampirecorleone]

think pink.

[lipsyncforyourlife]

[trixie-katya-tati]

The “I should’ve won the first maxi challenge” squad