#lmao I had to use the same gif cause tungle is being a bitch and the only other working one was where he got his face blown off lmao

[himbovillain-anon]

So sorry this is late anon I literally just finished writing this and my laptop crashed on me lmao

Going out partying w/ Blackguard

It isn't necessarily a surprise, but this guy is arguably the biggest fan of going out to bars and having fun with the squad, even if said squad is *technically* on a dangerous mission

Won't be the first to get drunk, but he'll be the first to start ordering rounds for everybody, and he'll definitely be trying out a couple rounds of shots

While he does act like a huge party animal, he still tries to stay relatively close to you while he's drunk-dancing on the table top, would totally encourage you to join him on his antics

He's probably in the middle when it comes to how long it takes for him to get drunk, he isn't completely nuts after the first few drinks, but after a couple more rounds he's absolutely shitfaced

You thought he was an idiot when he was sober? Well then just you wait, he takes all that stupidity and takes it up to 11 when he's drunk

He'll be taking way too many risks (such as trying to arm wrestle with nanaue or trying to sharpie dicks on passed out strangers) that will probably get the two of you in a whole lot of trouble

Also, whenever the two of you are both drunk, the you both turn into those guys on the dancefloor, the ones that just can't keep their hands off each other until someone yells out saying that you two really need to get a room

By the end of the night, he'll probably getting way too tired to even think about anything, so just get him a burrito and drive him home, he'll be out like a light soon enough