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deus-ex-mona · 8 months
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january is finally over…
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buttdumplin · 5 months
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If I ever don't read a fic of yours, please don't think I hate it or am disinterested. Chances are that it's in tiny font and I'm fucking blind and literally cannot read it.
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yourlocalearthling · 1 year
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N-y-m-p-h-o-l-o-g-y
Me: *vibing* Melanie: "Stick you're 👃into you're mouth" Me: *mixed emotions*
Lmaoooo Melanie must have been very upset when she was writing this song cause like-😭 Its no longer D-O-L-L-H-O-U-S-E it's now N-Y-M-P-H-O-L-O-G-Y
◇Lyrics◇
V1
Call me, you're nymph
Praise me for martyr, praise me for sin
Call me, you're muse A sprite or an elf you cry to then use
I will not suffer, (ah-ah)
Cry under covers (ah-ah)
Im not you're mother (ah-ah) ah-ah~
Chorus
It's nyphology, not psychology
Be the manic pixie dream girl that you Fukin' ought to be
Damaged oddity, bought by sothebys
Auctioned to a selfish man who thinks that he's the prophesy
You can't even spell but you're an 'expert' in nyphology
N-y-m-p-h-o-l-o-g-y, that's nyphology
V2
I'm not fiction, I'm not fae, I won't like you're wounds today
But I'll throw you in the ring
Get you with my suffering
I'm not crazy, I'm not wild you're just stupid, little child
Get you're image off my back. I'll give you a heart attack
I will not suffer, (ah-ah)
Cry under covers (ah-ah)
Im not you're mother (ah-ah) ah-ah~
Chorus
It's nyphology, not psychology
Be the manic pixie dream girl that you fukin' ought to be
Damaged oddity, bought by sothebys
Auctioned to a selfish man who thinks that he's the prophesy
You can't even spell but you're an 'expert' in nyphology
N-y-m-p-h-o-l-o-g-y, that's nyphology
V3
Don't treat me that way yeah, you're acting like a wannabe
I won't be ashamed yeah, for loving you so honestly
You're in the spell and it worked, and I'm returning the hurt
Im kicking you're ass out, flutter my wings while I pout
Stick you're👃into youre mouth, I'll make you choke on you're doubt Cut you off, watch you die just a fairy with knife
Chorus
It's nyphology, not psychology
Be the manic pixie dream girl that you fukin' ought to be
Damaged oddity, bought by sothebys
Auctioned to a selfish man who thinks that he's the prophesy
BEAT
Call me you're nymph
You can't even spell but you're an 'expert' in nyphology
Call me you're nymph
N-y-m-p-h-o-l-o-g-y, that's nyphology
RAP😍😍😍😍
Diamonds and rubies, the star, in all movie's wears me out
Big pockets I am her favourite locket keeps them drooling
BEAT
The semi-precious ain't as cold and they're curious
Where did I get refined? Get my cuts and my polishes?
I am too many karate for you're budget ask the jeweler
You're boyfriend tried me on, wore me out
Made him cooler, like moldavite or emeralds from Colombian andes
It will be the brightest, the brightest green you've ever seen
Ancient and its protective an expensive rarity, so rare it is offensive I think you will agree
IM SORRY BUT CAN WE SHOW MORE LOVE TO THE TRANSITION TO EVIL!???!?!?!???!???!?!!
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scoups4lyfe · 2 years
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😱😱😱😱😱
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VICE STEPPED IN FRONT OF IT AND SAVED THEIR A$$E$
(and he shot it back at Daiji lMAOOOO 💀💀💀💀)
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OHMYGOHT
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Bro
Bro
Brooooo bROO bRO bRO BrOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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THEY ENDED IT LIKE THIS
W H Y
MOTHER FVCKER
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YOU FVCKERS
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pockcock · 1 year
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GIIIIRRRRRLLLL YOUR TAGS ON MY FIC LMAOOOO I LOVE YOU HAHAHAHA JASON IS NEXT BBY~ -itsmyyear86
L O R D H A V E M E R C Y
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zhongrin · 2 years
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MOOD LMAOOOO GOD THE VIBES GO SO HARD WITH THOSE TWO
i would do whatever he wants me to without question like sir please what would you like me do to you i will fulfil e v e r y t h i n g
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galaghiel · 4 years
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Part 5 now? I think??? Of Rewind fanart
Lmao I'm losing track of how many I've been doing ahahahahaha *heart shatters loudly bc of the latest ch*
Anyways to those who haven't read this absolute beauty of a fic go read it now!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28238295/chapters/69196854
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laggingartblog · 6 years
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Nae-naethians
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lesbediscreet · 5 years
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hisnephew · 2 years
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ukitake: isn’t aizen’s new squad member just so adorable ! 
kaien: yeah. so cute that i just wanna hold him underwater until the bubbles stop. 
byakuya: *eyes @ kaien* *eyes @ gin* *walks away* 
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deus-ex-mona · 11 months
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华语chuutan来了
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altruistic-meme · 6 years
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2/7 sources for my annotated bibliography done... and it’s due saturday... it took me literally all. freaking. day. to do 1. i’m gonna fail. yay :)
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harunnn · 6 years
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sometimes I’m really glad l I don’t use pills too often to numb certain aches (like headaches or period pains if I can help it) and the pills actually working in like.... seconds when I do use them. I’M SO HAPPY SOBS my headache is goneeeeeeeee
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jalapenor · 4 years
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Lmao lmao lmao I can literally FEEL the start of a depressive episode and I'm trying with my entire being to keep it from happening but i'm just
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poppywrites41 · 3 years
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Forever and Ever (MTA Pt. 3) Eren Jaeger x Fem Reader
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Hello, my lovely Poppies! I am back with the third and final part of More Than Anything!! I literally cried/laughed/wanted to throw myself away so much while writing it lmaoooo! But I had so much fun with this three-part fic, and I hope you all enjoy this last installment! Let me know what you guys think! Yes, I kept the same photo bc i vibe with it for this last chapter.
SPOILERS FOR AOT ENDING
Warnings: MINORS DNI 18+ ONLY, language, shower sex, mentions of titan fucking, slight dumbification, FEELINGS! LOTS OF FEELINGS!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Attack on Titan nor the characters, nor this concept of Eren returning (I just came up with it since i saw no one else do it. if yall wanna make ur own fics of him returning, be my guest!).
Masterlist
Previous
“I love you.”
“I love you too.”
Eren leaned down and gave the beautiful woman beneath him a slow and passionate kiss. Y/N gave out a long sigh of content as their tongues danced with each other in perfect rhythm. Eren’s hands wandered her sides, grabbing and kneading her flesh, earning moans from the woman.
“You haven’t changed a bit Y/N,” he said, nipping at her bottom lip.
“Well, I am technically five years older than you now,” the woman snorted.
Eren chuckled, “No you’re not.”
Y/N raised a brow, “Uh, yeah I am. You look the same as you did before.”
Eren shook his head, “Did you seriously not notice that I grew a bit?”
“So what? Did Ymir pump you up with an air pump before she sent you back?” Y/N laughed.
“She molded my body out of clay, Y/N,” Eren scoffed, “That’s how she made my body to send my ‘soul’ into. Physically, I’m your age.”
“Okay, but what about mentally? You still 19?”
“Aren’t I already acting like a mature man? I think I’ve got this whole ‘dad’ thing down pretty well.”
“You’ve been back, for what? Half a day, and you already have parenting down?”
“Of course!” Eren said, “How hard is it? Ian loves me!”
“Yes, but he’s five, Eren. Do you think you can handle a newborn?”
Eren shrugs, “How hard can it be?”
Y/N laughed, “Alright, Eren. I’m leaving the next one in your care to test you.”
“Great!” Eren said with a smirk, “Let’s start now.”
“Now?”
“Yes. Now.” Eren said, trailing his lips down her neck as he slowly unbuttoned her shirt, “Ian’s sound asleep. We can take it as slow as we want.”
Y/N let out a soft moan once Eren latched his mouth on her breast, his hand twisting her nipple on her other.
“I can’t wait for these to be full of your milk,” Eren hummed as he switched to her other breast, giving her a lick that sent shivers down her spine, “Can’t wait to drink from you…”
“E-Eren~” Y/N whimpered.
“Shhhhh~ Gotta keep your voice down or you’ll wake him,” Eren whispered.
“Eren-”
“Mommyyyyy!” a voice cried outside their door, jolting the adults out of their trance.
Eren hissed as he jumped off Y/N, who was scrambling to button her shirt back up.
“He sure has good timing…” Eren muttered quietly.
“Oh hush!” Y/N hissed, “He’s a child Eren! Welcome to parenting, where we rarely get time to ourselves. You better get used to this while it lasts. With a baby, you don’t even get sleep.”
Eren groaned, flopping down on the bed.
“You sure you want another kid now?” Y/N asked as she hurried to the door where their son was crying.
“Of course!” Eren said.
“Then don’t complain,” Y/N said as she opened the door to reveal their son, holding a teddy of a horse, tears streaming down their face.
“What’s the matter, honey?” Y/N cooed as she knelt to wipe his tears.
“M-Mo-Mommy!” he wailed as he hugged her, wiping his tears and snot on her shirt, “I-I h-had a dream that D-Daddy came b-back…b-but he left!”
Eren sat up on the bed as he watched Ian break down in his mother’s arms. It made his heart swell knowing that his son was already so attached to him, even though he only just met him hours ago. He got up from the bed, walked over to the pair, and knelt.
“Hey Ian,” he said as he rubbed the boy's head, “I’m still here.”
The child looked up at the man with red eyes. “S-Still here?” he questioned, putting a hand on top of Eren’s as if to make sure he was really in front of him.
“Still here,” Eren reassured.
“N-Not g-gonna leave?” the boy sniffed.
“Never,” Eren said with a smile.
The boy tore himself from his mother and wrapped his small arms around Eren, whimpering into his shirt.
“Ian, why don’t you sleep with us?” Y/N suggested, “Just so you can make sure Daddy is still here in the morning?”
The boy nodded enthusiastically into his father’s chest, not daring to let go.
“Okay baby. Why don’t you go get into the bed while daddy and I go get into our pajamas?”
The boy nodded and ran to the bed, quickly climbing up and plopping himself right in the middle, snuggling himself into the blankets.
Y/N grabbed Eren’s hand and led him to the bathroom, “Come on.”
Y/N walked into the closet to grab her sleep shorts and shirt, pausing to realize she had no clothes for Eren.
“I can just sleep in my pants,” Eren suggested as he tied his hair up into yet another perfect messy bun.
“Okay,” Y/N said as she turned to him, “We’ll get you some clothes tomorrow-”
“What?” Eren asked when he finished what he was doing with his hair, noticing her glare.
“You still need to teach me how to do a messy bun.” She grumbled as she changed.
“Oh. Well, I don’t really have a technique…” he said as he admired her body, “I just put it up. I don’t care how it looks.”
“Of course!” Y/N chuckled, “You’re just so good at everything you do.”
“Exactly!” Eren said as he took off his shirt. Now it was Y/N’s turn to admire him. He was right. He was bigger than when she last saw him five years ago, and his physique made her mouth water. Eren caught her ogling at him and smirked.
“You wanna…”
“Absolutely not!”
“Not even a quick one?”
“No, Eren!” Y/N hissed, “Ian is on the other side of that wall, fearing that you will be gone when he wakes up. Control yourself and maybe tomorrow we can while he’s at school. If we have time after our errands.”
Eren groans, “You’d better prepare yourself then sweetheart. Because I will not be holding back~”
Y/N hums, “I hope you won’t~”
“Will this happen a lot?”
“Will what happen a lot?”
“Ian sleeping in our bed.”
“Probably. He did it a lot until he was about four and a half. Then he decided that he could sleep by himself. But now that you’re here, he might slip back into that. Don’t worry, he’ll probably start sleeping in his room once he feels comfortable knowing that you’re staying. But don’t get used to it when he stops, a baby-”
“Yeah yeah, the baby will be with us all the time.”
“Exactly.” Y/N said, grabbing his hand, “Let’s go. He needs to go to bed now.”
“Yes ma’am.” Eren saluted, earning a laugh from Y/N.
Ian’s smile brightened when he saw his parents enter the room, hand in hand.
“Daddy, your hair looks so cool!”
Eren chuckled as he slipped under the covers next to his son, “Thanks, buddy!”
“Alright boys,” Y/N said, slipping into the bed on the other side of Ian and reaching over to turn off the lamp, “time for bed.”
“Wait!” Ian said, sitting upright, “What about goodnight kisses?”
“Oh! How could I forget!” Y/N said, matching her son's posture.
“Goodnight kisses?”
“Yeah!” Ian said with a smile, “Mommy and I will teach you!”
Ian climbed into Y/N’s lap, facing her, “Watch closely Daddy!”
Eren nodded to his son with a smile.
“First, we do Eskimo kisses!” Ian said as he and Y/N rub their noses together with big smiles on their faces. Eren chuckled at Ian’s excitement.
“Then, we kiss our foreheads! Me first!”
Y/N angled her head down for Ian to kiss her forehead, then she kissed his. Ian then turned to his father with a big smile, “That’s our goodnight kisses! Now you try Daddy!”
“Alright, come over here,” Eren said.
Ian crawled into his father’s lap.
“What’s first?” the little boy said.
“Eskimo kisses,” Eren replied, leaning in, and rubbing noses with his son, earning giggles from the boy. He glanced over at Y/N who was giving a big smile at them.
“Forehead kisses!” Ian said. Eren leaned down, letting Ian kiss his forehead, and then kissed his son.
“Mommy and Daddy’s turn!”
“Can I kiss her on the lips?” Eren asked.
“Ew! No!” the boy exclaimed, “It has to be the forehead!”
Eren pouted at his son, earning a laugh from Y/N.
“Can he kiss me on the lips after?” Y/N inquired. The boy thought about it for a second.
“Fine! But I’m hiding under the covers!”
The adults chuckled at the boy's disgust for kissing on the lips. Ian watched with a smile as Y/N and Eren rubbed noses, each wearing a big smile, then kissing each other’s foreheads.
“Time to go under, Ian,” Eren said with a smirk.
“Wait!” Ian said as he dove under the covers, “Now go!”
Eren chuckled as he placed his lips on Y/N’s, giving her a quick and loud smooch, making sure to add a ‘muah’ at the end of it.
“Ew!” Ian exclaimed.
“Oh, come on buddy!” Eren laughed, “It’s not that bad! You’ll understand when you find someone you like.”
“Never!” Ian said, peeking his head out to make sure his parents were separated, “Kissing is nasty. Too many germs!”
Y/N laughed, “Alright! Time for bed!”
“Goodnight, Mommy! Goodnight, Daddy!”
“Goodnight!” both adults say as they wrap their arms around each other, Ian snuggled contently in between them, drifting off to sleep.
What Eren didn’t expect was to wake up halfway off the bed in the morning. He looked over to see Ian taking up almost the entirety of his side, limbs sprawled out, and Y/N sleeping peacefully on her side.
“This is normal.” Eren huffed as he got out of bed, careful to not wake the other two, and left to the bathroom to shower. As the warm water ran down his back, he thought of what the future would hold for him. He could no longer see the future, now that the titan curse has been broken, and it scared him a little. Was there still conflict between Paradis and Marley? Will another war break out? How will the people of Paradis react to him returning? Will they hate him? Fear him? Will Y/N and Ian be safe?
“Mind if I join?”
Eren looked up to see Y/N, naked, and stepping into the shower, closing the glass door behind her.
“Well, you’re already here,” Eren chuckled, turning back to wet his hair. He felt Y/N’s arms wrap around him, her breasts pushed against his back, fingers drawing circles on his toned abdomen.
“I should really thank Ymir…” she hummed.
“For what?”
“Making you look so sexy~” she purred.
Eren chuckled.
“What were you thinking about?” Y/N asked, planting a kiss against his skin.
“What do you mean?”
“You were standing under the water doing nothing, Eren. I know that’s when you’re thinking.”
Eren sighed, “I was just thinking about the future…”
“Like?” Y/N asked as she poured some shampoo in her hand, handing him the bottle.
“Like if Marley and Paradis are still in conflict, how people will react to me being back…if you and Ian will be safe…”
“Well,” Y/N huffed as she rubbed the shampoo into her hair, Eren copying her, “There is some minor conflict between Paradise and Marley. It’s only been five years, but Historia and the others are working hard to work with the Marleyan government to bring peace.”
“The others?” Eren questions, moving to let Y/N rinse her hair.
“Yeah. Me, Jean, Mikasa, Armin, Reiner, Annie, Connie and Pieck. We’re her diplomatic ambassadors. Well, more Armin, Connie, Reiner and Pieck. Historia let Me, Annie, Mikasa, and Jean have more time off because of their kids.”
“What about the Captain?”
“You know he’s never had a thing for diplomacy.” Y/N chuckles, grabbing the conditioner and letting Eren have his turn under the water, “He was more about killing titans as well as keeping you and Zeke in check.”
“What does he do now?”
“He owns a tea shop in Marley and here.”
“How does he run the one in Marley?” Eren asked as Y/N poured some conditioner in his hand, switching places with her.
“Gabi and Falco are running that one. Onyankopon helps from time to time.” Y/N said, rinsing the conditioner out of her hair.
“How did he get them to work for him?”
Y/N chuckled, pushing Eren back under the water, “I don’t know honestly. All I know is that they offered to help… As for what happens here with you being back, I think we’ll be fine. Historia might want to make an announcement about it, so we will probably need to be there for it, and you might have to say something about not coming back to kill us all.”
“But I didn’t do anything to anyone on the island!”
“Eren, almost everyone on the island drank Zeke’s spinal fluid wine. When he roared, they all became titans, and everyone had to kill them all. Not only that, but you also destroyed the walls, allowing the colossals to trample the city. You did take lives, whether you intended to or not.”
Eren rubbed the back of his head in shame, “Well when you put it like that you make me sound like…”
“A devil.” Y/N finishes. She looked up at Eren and sees the shame on his face.
“Hey,” she said, cupping his cheeks as she plants a kiss on his lips, “Everything will be fine. We will be fine. Baby steps. We’ll figure this out. We’re not alone. Everyone else is going to help us.”
Eren nodded and rested his head on her shoulders, both standing in their embrace, letting the warm water run down their bodies.
“Historia’s expecting her third soon!” Y/N said, trying to change the subject. Eren reels back with wide eyes.
“A third?”
Y/N nodded.
“With the same guy?”
“Yep.”
“I thought she didn’t like him?”
“They’ve gotten along better since then. They’re happy. I can tell she still misses Ymir from time to time.”
“What’s the second one?”
“A boy.”
Eren hummed, fingers drawing circles on her lower back. Y/N leaned up on her toes and planted a kiss on Eren’s lips.
“Ian is still asleep. He doesn’t have to wake up for another hour for school.”
Eren raised a brow, “Is he now?”
Y/N nodded with a small smile, a blush forming on her cheeks, feeling him harden against her stomach. Eren let out a growl as he gripped her jaw and smashed his lips against hers, his free hand reaching down to grip her butt. Y/N moaned into his mouth as he kneads her ass cheek, thighs rubbing together as she felt her core heat up. She let out a yelp as Eren roughly lifted her in the air, immediately wrapping her legs around his torso. Eren groaned as he felt her grind her core against him, thrusting his hips up into her. He slammed her against the tile wall of the shower, smothering her neck in kisses.
“Eren, Eren no m-marks~” she moaned, hands weaving themselves through his soft, damp hair.
“Too late,” Eren said with a smirk, looking at a hickey he left right under her collarbone.
“E-Eren!” She whimpered, meaning for it to sound sterner, but ultimately failed when she felt him thrust his cock against her, “W-What if ah! I-Ian sees it?”
“Just tell him that he accidentally hit you in his sleep,” Eren chuckled, pressing kisses along her breasts, “He almost kicked me off the bed this morning.”
“Y-You’re so-oh~ evil!” she moaned.
“That I am sweetheart~” Eren said, biting her earlobe.
“Eren! Eren please just put it in!” she moaned, grinding her hips into him.
“I would much rather take my time with you baby, but seeing as we will need to wake up Ian in a little bit, I’ll make it quick~”
Y/N’s mouth watered as she saw Eren line himself up with her entrance and slowly pushed himself in. She bit her lip to keep herself from moaning too loud as he pushed himself in. Eren threw his head back, mouth agape when he fully sheathed himself inside of her.
“Shit!” he hissed, “You’re so tight!” Eren mentally cursed himself for almost cumming immediately.
“I-It has been five years!” Y/N cried, wrapping her arms around his neck. They stayed still for a moment to let Y/N readjust to Eren and for Eren to compose himself.
“M-Move. Now.” Y/N groaned, rotating her hips against him.
Eren nodded, pressing himself closer against her, and pulled out almost all the way only to snap his hips harshly against hers. Y/N bit her lip to keep herself from screaming as Eren mercilessly pounded into her. It felt like they had been going at it for hours, but it had only been a few minutes before Y/N felt her core start to tighten.
“E-Eren~ F-Faster! Almost t-there~” she begged as she pulled his lower half closer to hers.
“I know baby~ I know. Me too…” Eren panted against her forehead as he upped his pace, “Gonna fuck another baby into you~ You like that? You tightened up again baby~ You want Daddy to fuck another one into you?”
“Yes! Yes, p-please Daddy~” Y/N whined, teetering at the edge of her high, “Please give me another baby! Please! Please!”
“Gonna be a good Momma again? Gonna let Daddy drink that sweet milk?” He groaned. Her walls tightened around him, bringing him closer to his high.
“Yes, Daddy!” She cried out, “I’ll be good mommy~ I promise!”
“Good girl~” Eren growled as he drew his hips back one last time, slamming them into her, bringing her and him to their euphoria.
Y/N slammed her lips over his, screaming into his mouth as her body quaked. Eren grunted into her, his hips jerking as he filled her with his seed. Eren detached his mouth from Y/N’s lips, taking in big gulps of air as Y/N leaned her head against the wall to catch her breath. Once they both calmed down, Eren pulled himself out of Y/N and helped her steady herself on her feet. He laughed when she almost doubled over on her shaky legs.
“Let me clean you, baby~” Eren purred as he grabbed the bar of soap and began to clean her legs, taking a second to watch his cum drip down her thighs, mixing with the water from the shower.
“Eren!” Y/N hissed, slapping his shoulder, “Hurry up! Ian might have already woken up by how loud you made me get!”
“Oh, that’s my fault?” Eren snorted, “I think you were enjoying it a little too much~”
Y/N rolled her eyes at the man, “Just clean me!”
“Alright!” Eren chuckled, planting a kiss on her thigh, and continued to clean her. When he got to her core, she flinched.
“Sensitive?”
“Y-Yeah…”
“I’ll be gentle.”
When Eren finished cleaning Y/N, he cleaned himself and stepped out of the shower. When he had just wrapped a towel around his waist, as if on cue, a half-awake Ian walked into the bathroom, rubbing the sleep from his eyes.
“Morning, buddy!” Eren chirped to the small boy.
“Good morning, Daddy~” the boy yawned, trudging over to his father, hugging his legs. Eren chuckled. He knelt down and wiped the rest of the sleep from the boy's eyes.
“Did you sleep well?” Eren asked.
“Mhm,” the boy responded, “Where’s Mommy?”
“In the shower. I was gonna make some toast and eggs for breakfast. You want some?”
“Mhm…” the boy said, slowly nodding off while standing in his father’s grasp.
“Why don’t you get in the shower with Mommy while I go get breakfast going?”
“Not gonna join?”
Eren almost choked on his spit at the question. He shouldn’t have been surprised. He and his parents used to take baths together when he was Ian’s age. Eren just was not sure about a shower…where his kid could see him…all of him…
“N-No sorry bud,” Eren stuttered, “I already showered. Maybe we can all take a bath later?”
Ian nodded, eyes closing again, “I like baths more anyways…”
“Need help getting out of your jammies?”
“Mhm…”
“Alright,” Eren said as he grabbed the bottom of Ian’s shirt, “Arms up. Good! Alright, hands on my shoulders. Good. Now this foot, lift it up. Okay, now the other foot. Alright! Let’s get you to Mommy.”
Eren opened the shower door and helped Ian step in, “One shower for Ian, Mama!” Eren called as he closed the door and walked to the closet to put on his clothes.
“Good morning, baby!” he heard Y/N coo at the child, “Did you sleep well?”
“Mhm,” Ian said, “Wanna bath…”
“Well, we can take a bath tonight. We are running a tad bit behind schedule so we got to take a fast shower,” Y/N said, Eren smirking to himself in the closet as he finished getting his clothes on, “Daddy, can you breakfast going?”
“On it!” Eren called as he jogged into the kitchen to prep breakfast.
“Mommy!” Ian cried, now fully awake thanks to the shower, “What happened to your neck?!”
“Oh um,” Y/N stuttered, “You got a little crazy last night and accidentally hit me…”
“I’m sorry Mommy!” Ian exclaimed.
“No no no! It’s alright baby! I’m okay! I forgive you!”
“Okay... Daddy!” He called from the shower, “Did I hit you last night?”
Eren burst out laughing. Not because Ian asked if he hit him, but because Y/N used his excuse for the hickey, “No! But you did almost push me off the bed!” Eren laughed.
Ian laughed along with his dad, “Sorry Daddy!”
“All good, dude!”
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When Ian finished getting dressed for school, he ran into the kitchen and sat at the table, eagerly waiting for his first breakfast made by his dad.
“You hungry?” Eren asked, approaching with a plate of food.
“Yeah!”
“Alright,” he said, setting the plate in front of him with a set of children’s cutlery along with a glass of milk, “Eat up little man. Gotta build those muscles!”
“Thanks for the food!” Ian said as he started munching in the toast.
“Ian, don’t forget the eggs and fruit!” Y/N said as she walked out, brushing her hair, fully dressed for the day.
“Yes, Mommy!” Ian said and began to scarf down the eggs and fruit.
Y/N walked over to where Eren was sitting at the table and wrapped her arms around his neck, giving a kiss to the top of his head, “Smells good~” she hummed.
“Want me to get you a plate?”
“No, I was thinking we could have brunch at Levi’s after we drop Ian off at school,” she said as she began to brush his damp hair, getting the tangles out.
“I wanna go to Uncle Levi’s café too!” Ian whined.
“We can go together later, baby,” Y/N said as she was working through a tough knot in Eren’s hair, “Just you, me and daddy.”
“Okay!” Ian said. He chugged the milk and jumped out of his chair to run to his room, “I’m gonna get my backpack!”
“Alright, buddy!” Eren called, “We’ll be waiting!”
Y/N kept brushing his hair as Eren hummed at the soft feeling of her fingers rubbing his scalp. When she finished, she handed him his hair tie and watched him tie his hair up. Eren stood and wrapped his arms around her, burying his face in her neck, inhaling her scent.
“How are you feeling?” he hummed.
“Like I just got railed after being celibate for five years,” Y/N snorted, earning a chuckle from her lover, “A little sore, but I’ll live. It’s nothing compared to fighting titans for days on end. How about you?”
“Just peachy!” Eren smiled, planting a kiss on her lips.
“I’m ready!!” Ian yelled as he jumped down the stairs.
“Alright baby!” Y/N said, grabbing her purse and opening the door, “Let’s get going!”
Ian grabbed Eren’s hand and dragged him out the door, “Come on, Daddy!”
Eren laughed at the boy's excitement, “Alright, alright! Don’t forget mom!”
Ian’s slipped his other hand into his mother’s with a big smile, “Let’s go!”
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To say that Eren’s return had been kept a secret would be a lie. The adults did try to keep it on the down-low. They really did. Connie and Jean couldn’t go without telling their mothers that their friend had returned, which resulted in the women telling their friends which resulted in their friends telling their friends, and so on. Soon almost everyone heard that Eren was back but didn’t quite believe it since they had yet to see him. That was until they saw him walking through town with his son and Y/N, all holding hands. As they walked, they would see people stop and stare as well as hear them whispering to each other, asking if that was really him and if he still was a titan shifter.
Y/N looked over at Eren and saw his mouth form into a frown and his eye begin to twitch.
“Eren,” she said, catching his attention. She gave him a small smile, “It’ll be okay.”
Eren returned the smile and nodded. Ian seemed to notice the interaction and squeezed his father’s hand, causing the man to look down at him.
“It’s okay, Daddy!” Ian said with a smile, “We’re happy you’re back home!”
Eren smiled and picked up the boy, bringing him into a hug, “How did you get to be so strong?”
“Because I am!” Ian smiled, patting his father’s cheek, “Let’s go! I don’t wanna be late!”
Eren and Y/N laughed. Eren shifted Ian to his side and grabbed Y/N’s hand as they continued to the school, ignoring the murmurs and stares of the crowd.
“Ian!” Nico shouted as he ran towards the trio as they approached the school.
“Nico!” Ian said, running to his friend after Eren put him on the ground.
“I’m guessing the walk here wasn’t too pleasant?” Armin said sheepishly, putting a hand on Eren’s shoulder in comfort.
“I’m a walking corpse,” Eren snorted.
“Historia knows,” Annie said, “She’s arranging for a conference.”
“Immediately?” Y/N asked.
Armin shook his head, “No. She knows that you two would probably want to spend a little bit of time together, so she will set the date for whenever you two are ready. She would like to get it done before a wedding so that things won’t be too hectic for you. If you guys are even going to get married. Are you?”
“We were actually going to go to the Captain’s cafe to discuss that,” Y/N said, “If you guys want to join us, you’re more than welcome to. We’d actually like your input.”
“Captain’s got some good banana bread!” Jean said, walking up with Mikasa’s hand in his.
“Now we’re just missing Connie…” Y/N hummed.
“I’m here!” Connie shouted, running towards them, “I had to make sure what happened last night wasn’t a dream. Eren! You’re still here!”
“In the flesh,” Eren chuckled.
“Connie, we’re going to the Captain’s for brunch,” Mikasa informed.
“Oh cool, okay, um, Jean?”
“Yeah, yeah, I got you…”
“You’re a lifesaver!”
“Connie, you make your oen money being Historia’s ambassador, how do you keep forgetting your wallet every time we go out to eat?” Armin asked.
“I know! I know!” Connie sighs, “It’s just that I’m so forgetful and Sasha- well- she would always remind me…”
Everyone fell silent at their fallen friend's name.
“Connie,” Eren said, “I’m sorry about Sasha… I really am. I’m sorry I acted like such a jerk when it happened. I just saw it in the future, and I tried so fucking hard to make different choices so she wouldn’t die…”
Connie pulled Eren into a hug, “Thank you. I’m sorry I was such a jerk to you also. I can only imagine how hard it was to know it was going to happen all those years. I just wished I could’ve known, or even Niccolo, so we could have cherished our time with her more. She believed in you, Eren. She believed in you till the end.”
Everyone stayed silent while the two hugged it out, letting them have their moment to reconcile and mourn over their friend together. When the two pulled away, they heard Ian calling to his parents.
“Daddy!” Ian said with a smile, leading a woman by the hand to the group, Lily and Nico following, “Daddy this is Mrs. Foster. She’s my teacher!”
Eren looked from the boy to the woman, who was almost shaking to death looking up at the tall man. The man who almost flattened their entire kingdom five years ago. Everyone else turned away, trying to hold in their laughter at the sight of a teacher about to piss herself in front of their friend.
“I told her that you weren’t dangerous anymore, Daddy! I said you weren’t a titan anymore!” Ian said proudly.
Jean and Connie couldn’t help it. The kid literally told the grown woman that the man wasn’t dangerous, yet she looks like she’d come face to face with the Grim Reaper. Both men doubled over, laughing their asses off.
“Would you two shut up!” Eren said in a broken laugh, Y/N rolling her eyes at the childish behavior of the men around her. She stepped in between the teacher and Eren, drawing the woman’s eyes to her.
“Mrs. Foster, this is Eren Jaeger, Ian’s father,” Y/N said with a smile, gesturing to the man next to her.
Eren smiled at the woman, stretching out his arm to offer her his hand, “Nice to meet you.”
The woman slowly placed a shaky hand into his, jumping at how he firmly grabbed it, “P-Pleasure to m-make your a-acquaintance.”
“I hope Ian hasn’t given you too much trouble,” Eren said, sending a wink to the pouting child.
“Oh, n-no not at all! T-There was a small incident with the children during role call yesterday-”
“Oh, yeah. He told me about it.”
“O-Oh he did?”
Eren nodded, “I told him to not worry about it. He has good friends and a great support system, so he shouldn’t worry about what other people call him. I understand that some people see me as a monster, and it’s what I was. I did it for the protection of Paradise, the whole world actually.”
Mrs. Foster looked at him in confusion, “I-I don’t understand?”
“Everything will be revealed when Queen Historia has her press conference with Eren and all of us,” Armin told her, “I wouldn’t worry too much.”
Mrs. Foster nodded, still confused, “Still, such rude things shouldn’t be said to children! I will try my best to make sure that my children don’t be mean to each other.”
“Thank you, Mrs. Foster,” Y/N said with a smile, “Ian really likes you as his teacher. We just want him to have a good time at school.”
“And I will make sure he does!” Mrs. Foster said, “Come along now children, time to go to class!”
Lily and Nico give their parents last hugs before running to the school building, calling for Ian to follow them.
“Bye Mommy! Bye Daddy!” Ian said giving his parents a big hug before running to the building, “See you after school!”
“Bye baby!” Y/N called, “Have fun!” When Y/N looked over at Eren, she gave him a warm smile and grabbed his hand, turning to the group.
“Eren you totally spooked the old lady!” Connie started laughing again.
“It’s like she thought you were gonna turn into a titan and eat her for what happened to Ian!” Jean howled.
“Which is why we need to make a plan about what our next steps will be,” Mikasa said, dragging Jean and Connie by the ears, “Come on guys. I’m hungry.”
There was no going against Mikasa when she was hungry, so everyone else followed her, snickering at the pain the two men were in, to Levi’s café.
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“Captain!!” Connie shouted once they entered the café, all eyes turning to the former soldiers of the Survey Corps. They were about to give a round of applause for the group but fell silent at the sight of Eren.
“What are you brats doing here?” Levi said hobbling over with a crutch.
“Woah, Captain!” Connie gasped, “You’re…walking?”
“I thought you weren’t allowed to walk.” Armin said, “Your leg was busted.”
“I didn’t want to tell you kids this since I knew you would make a huge deal about it,” Levi sighed, looking around at his uneasy customers. He looked at Eren then the rest of the group, “Let’s sit down and talk.” Levi led them to a corner of the café where he had the boys push two tables together. Levi called one of his employees over to take everyone’s order. Everyone snickered at how Levi told the young man to keep his composure when he saw Eren. But instead of being frightened of Eren, the young man thanked him for protecting Paradis and admitted that he was a Jaegerist when hee was a teenager.
“Mr. Jaeger!” the man exclaimed, “We are having a meeting, the Jaegerists, this weekend. You should come! Everyone would be thrilled to have you there!”
“Oh god…” Jean groaned in annoyance.
“What do you say, Mr. Jaeger? Will you lead the cause once more?”
“There is no cause,” Eren said flatly.
The man looked at him in confusion, “I’m sorry?”
“I never wanted to build an Eldian Empire. I never wanted to destroy Marley. I only used you for my own plan to end the curse of the titans, which I achieved. The Jaegerists should have been disbanded when I died. Go tell your men that Eren Jaeger orders them to give up. Now if you will go do the job that my captain has so graciously given you, I would like to have a peaceful meal with my fiancé and my family.” Eren said.
“Y-Yes, sir. Apologies, sir!” the man said, almost saluting to Eren, but caught himself and walked back into the kitchen.
Eren sighed in annoyance, rubbing his forehead, listening to the whispers spiraling throughout the café.
‘He told the Jaegerists to disband?’
‘Why is he back?’
‘He’s getting married? Wait, that’s the woman with the child that lives alone at the beach. Is he the father?’
‘He did all of that to get rid of the titans?’
Levi noticed Eren’s discomfort, and stood to address the customers in his café, “Alright, everyone out! The café is closing early. If you haven’t paid don’t worry about it. Everyone out, now!”
Slowly but surely, everyone in the café filed out of the building. Levi told Jean to lock the doors and flip the sign to ‘Closed’. The young man and another employee came out to give everyone their food but were surprised to see the café empty. Levi told them to go ahead and clean up then clock out.
“The Jaegerists still exist?” Eren asked in disbelief.
“Yep,” Jean sighed, “You got some dedicated idiots.”
“I mean, most of them did some good,” Armin said, “They combined the three military branches into one to protect the kingdom… but yeah there are a few of them that still believe that we should take over Marley or something.”
“That’s one thing you’ll have to address at the conference,” Y/N said, rubbing Eren’s back in comfort.
Eren nodded in understanding, then turned to his captain, “So you can walk?” he said, still intrigued by seeing him walking.
Levi sighed, “Not fully. I was in Marley so much the last two months because those two idiots were having trouble running the café over there. I made acquaintances with a doctor there who said that they came up a new method of surgery that helps mend bones faster and better. He said he knew about what happened to me during our battle against you, and it hurt him seeing me in so much pain. Not that I was, I just hated being in that wheelchair for so long. So, he offered to perform the surgery on me.”
“And you said yes?” Jean asked.
“Of course, I did you brat!” Levi growled, “I’m tired of people doing things for me.”
“But why were you in the wheelchair last night?” Annie inquired.
“I’m still in therapy,” Levi huffed, “I have to use the wheelchair occasionally, so I don’t re-injure myself. I’m told in about a year from now, I should be able to function normally again… It’s a pain in the ass, but at least I’ll be able to do stuff by myself.”
“That’s amazing, Captain!” Y/N beamed.
“You don’t need to call me ‘Captain’, Y/N. The Scouts are disbanded.” Levi said.
“I mean yeah,” Mikasa shrugged, “But we don’t feel comfortable calling you by your name. You’ve always been ‘Captain’ to us.”
“And you’ll always be our Captain!” Y/N smiled.
“You all kept your ODM gear, didn’t you?” Levi sighed.
“Yep,” Jean said, “Sometimes Mikasa and I go into the woods and use them while Lily is with my mom. It’s nostalgic. Feels good to use them.”
“Oh, that reminds me,” Eren said, turning to the other two couples, “How do you guys find time to do… you know… with kids around?”
“We haven’t really had much time to ourselves,” Armin said, Annie, nodding with him.
“We usually get time to ourselves in Marley. We leave Nico with my father while we stay in a hotel for a night. Here, not so much. Sometimes while she’s at school. But either one of us is with Historia doing work.”
“Same here,” Mikasa said, “Usually we will send Lily to Jean’s mother.”
“Let me guess,” Jean snorted, “Ian cockblocked you?”
“I told him it’s normal. Kids require a lot of attention,” Y/N said with a sigh.
“I mean yeah,” Connie said, “But you both have been like- well in Y/N’s case, holding back for five years. And you,” he said gesturing to Eren, “have been…dead? I mean you both must be…frustrated?”
“We already fixed that this morning,” Eren said.
“Shower?” Armin asked.
“Shower,” Eren replied, snorting at Y/N covering her cheeks in shame as she looked over to the captain. It then dawned on everyone that the captain, the person they considered a parent, was listening to them talking about when they fuck.
“Oh god…” Armin groaned, “I am so sorry Cap-”
“I agree,” Levi said casually while taking a sip of his tea, catching everyone off guard, “Do it while the kids are still asleep in the morning. The shower drowns out the noises. But if you want a more intimate and open setting, send the kids off.”
“Yeah, but where?” Eren said in a broken laugh, “Both our parents are dead.”
Armin let out a snort, everyone turning to him, “I’m sorry,” he giggled, “but I just had a fun idea. Why don’t we each take turns hosting the kids ‘slumber parties’ when one of us needs a break?”
“What do you mean?” Jean asked.
“Well, let’s say you and Mikasa want to have a romantic evening with just the two of you. If you don’t want to burden your mom with watching Lily, just hand her off to us or Y/N and Eren. That way Lily can have a slumber party with her friends and you two can enjoy some alone time. Same with Ian and Nico.”
“That’s not a bad idea, actually.” Y/N agreed, “We might be hosting for a while because Ian will want to be around Eren. He’s been wanting to have a slumber party with Nico and Lily, but now that Eren’s back, he’ll want to stick around with him. But we will definitely take you up on that offer when the wedding rolls around.”
“So, you’re going to get married?!” Connie said, “Did you propose, Eren?”
“Not really,” Eren said with a small smile.
“We kind of actually just agreed on it,” Y/N chuckled, “We want to keep it small and intimate. Just you all and your families. Historia and the others in Marley as well. Nothing too big.”
“When do you plan to have the ceremony?” Mikasa asked.
“Well, we wanted to do it soon, because someone is desperate to have another baby,” Y/N chuckled, giving Eren a light punch to his arm, “But because of the conference Historia is planning, we might have wait until after that. Just so we can have the wedding and not worry about too much after that. By the way, Captain, are you ordained? We knew Commander Erwin and Hange were.”
“Yeah,” Levi said, “I’m ordained. I’ve performed a couple of weddings in the Survey Corps.”
“Really?”
“Yep. Mostly desperate couples who fucked a couple of times and decided to get married before missions in case something happens to them.”
“Tragic,” Connie said.
“Mhm,” Levi agreed, “Made me feel like shit when they died.”
“Well,” Y/N said, clearing her throat, “We’d like for you to officiate our wedding. Will you?”
Levi gave her and Eren a smile, “Sure.”
Y/N gave Eren a big smile and hugged him.
“Thank you, Captain,” Eren said.
Levi gave Eren a nod and turned to Armin, “So we just need to decide a date for the conference?”
Armin nodded and turned to Eren, “Historia said it’s up to you when you’re ready.”
Eren looked at Y/N to get her opinion. She squeezed his hand, “It’s up to you.”
Eren looked back at Armin, “This weekend. I want all of this behind me so I can live my life with my family in peace.”
Armin nodded, “I will tell Historia today when I leave from here. Now I know you both have some things to do for the rest of today, so let’s finish up our meals. Each of you will be participating in this conference as well. This is where we tell everyone the truth about what really happened five years ago.”
Armin lifted his cup, everyone following him, “For Eren.”
“For Eren.”
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Everything went by so fast for Y/N and Eren. The whole town was buzzing now that Eren was back. People would cower in fear before him or rejoice in his return, all the while the couple just tried to act like it was normal. The conference happened. Everyone was there in attendance, even the Warriors from Marley came in to participate. It was there that the truth was revealed about what happened five years ago. That Eren’s plan all along was to turn into the villain to bring the two countries together to end him and the curse of the titans. It was there that Eren apologized publicly for his actions and the lives he took. That he had no choice but to do it so that no one else will suffer under the rule of the titans. That he would accept any punishment given to him. To everyone’s surprise, the conference, the reveal of the truth, and Eren’s apology had people both in Marley and Paradise stepping behind him. Many people would thank Eren for everything he did, for sacrificing himself so that they could live without fear. Because of the amount of support, he received and with the titans now gone from the world, Queen Historia and the government of Marley agreed to drop any charges against Eren Jaeger, allowing him his wish to live a peaceful life with his family and friends.
A week after the conference, Y/N and Eren were wed at the beach near their home, finally bringing their dream that they promised each other eight years ago when they first went to Marley to reality, surrounded by their family. Not even a month into their marriage, Y/N became pregnant with their second child. Eren was ecstatic at the news. He made sure Y/N was well taken care of. It got to the point where Y/N had to get onto him about not letting her do much, only to have her heart melt when he told her that he wants to do everything he never got the chance to do for her when she was pregnant with Ian. She laughed every time Eren and Ian would work together frantically to make sure she was comfortable. She knew that they both made an agreement to protect her, and it warmed her heart to see that they have formed such a strong father-son relationship.
Ian was doing better with the kids at school. Since Eren’s conference, the kids had been nicer to Ian, apologizing for how they treated him when school started. He was almost as happy as Eren was to hear that he would be a big brother, immediately telling his friends.
The ‘kids slumber party’ trade-off had been very successful amongst the couples. They even allowed Connie to watch the kids sometimes when all three couples need some alone time together. The kids absolutely adored their Uncle Connie. Sometimes it got to the point where Levi would have to step in and assist the poor man in maintaining the hyper five-year-olds. Levi would never admit it, but they all knew he enjoyed spending time with his kids’ kids. One night, after a long session of passionate, heavily pregnant lovemaking, Y/N and Eren had decided on a name for a boy and a girl and who the godparents would be. A couple of months latere, Y/N, coincidentally, gave birth a couple of days after their captain was released from his physical therapy. When Levi walked into the hospital room, he noticed Connie was there as well, cooing at the baby in Y/N’s arms with Eren standing next to her with tears in his eyes. Y/N looked up from her baby to see her captain walking towards her, giving him a big smile.
“How do you feel?” she asked him.
“Like myself again,” Levi said. He approached the side of her bed and looked at the baby sleeping peacefully in its mother’s arms, “And who is this new cadet?”
Eren looked at Y/N who gave him a nod. He placed a hand on Connie’s shoulder, and gave it a squeeze, “Her name is Sasha. Sasha Jaeger.”
Connie looked at the couple with wide eyes, tears quickly filling up as he hugged Eren with all his might, “Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!” he cried. Eren chuckled at his friend's excitement that they decided to use the name he suggested.
Levi sniffed as he tried to quickly wipe a tear that was about to escape his eye.
“I saw that, Captain,” Y/N laughed.
“It’s a good name,” Levi said with a deep breath, “A good way to honor her.”
“So why are we here?” Connie asked, wiping his tears away.
“Well,” Eren said, looking at Y/N.
“We wanted to ask you two if you would be her godfathers. Will you take care of her if anything were to happen to us?” Y/N asked.
“Yes!” Connie said, tears spilling out of his eyes again, “Of course, I will!”
Y/N looked up at her Captain, who leaned down and planted a kiss on her forehead, “Anything for you, kid,” he said with a smile as he looked at the couple, “You both did good.”
“Connie,” Y/N said, “Do you want to hold her?”
“C-Can I?” Connie said, looking at Eren almost asking for permission.
“She’s the boss. Don’t look at me. But if you drop her, I swear-”
“I won’t!” Connie said as he held out his hands.
Y/N carefully placed her newborn into his arms, watching with a smile as Connie carefully swayed with her daughter.
“Hi, Sasha~” Connie cooed, “Aren’t you a beautiful thing! I’m gonna be the best godfather you could ever have. Actually, Levi might be better at it than me, but I’ll be the funnest one.”
“That’s not even a word,” Levi said, “And of course, I’ll be better than you.”
“Sh!” Connie hushed his captain, “I’m speaking to my goddaughter. You’ll have your turn. Now I want you to know that you are named after a very special woman. Her name was Sasha Braus and she was the absolute best, just you’re gonna be…”
Y/N gave a big smile at how attached Connie and Levi are to their daughter already. She looked up at Eren who leaned down and planted a kiss on her lips, “You did amazing my Campanula~”
“Well, I had my two favorite boys help me along the way,” Y/N smiled, taking his hand in hers, “I love you.”
“I love you too.”
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As Y/N and Eren live on their lives, they have three more kids, the last pregnancy being a set of twins, catching them both by surprise. The family ended up being three girls and four boys. When Y/N was pregnant with the third, Eren decided to expand the house, adding a couple of more rooms. Y/N laughed when the twins came, joking with Eren that he somehow knew the future when he added the extra rooms. Because of the success that Eren had at getting Y/N pregnant so many times, the boys dubbed Eren the BMG, the Baby Making God. Though after having the twins, Y/N told Eren that she was done having children. She laughed at his reaction and told him that sex would still happen, but that he would need to be more careful.
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Y/N sighed in contentment as she walked along the beach with her husband hand in hand, watching their children play together in the water.
“What’s on your mind, baby?” Eren asked as he brought her hand up to his lips.
“We went through so much as kids,” she said, as she watched eleven-year-old Ian and six-year-old Sasha entertain their younger siblings with so much love in her eyes, “so that they could smile.”
“We did,” Eren said as he wrapped an arm around her, pulling her into his side. He watched as Ian tied his hair up so that his siblings wouldn’t pull on it, his son’s green eyes filled with laughter as his younger brother but a sand bucket on his head. True to his word, Ian grew out his hair to look like his father.
“He really does look like me,” Eren chuckled.
“I know!” Y/N huffed, “There’s like, none of me in him! You literally put a clone of yourself inside me. It’s so funny because the rest of them look like both of us!”
Eren laughed and pulled his wife in, pressing his lips against hers.
“Do you miss it?” she asked.
“Miss what?”
“The old times. Battling titans. Being a titan yourself.”
“I mean, not really,” Eren said, “I was always scared of losing you then, and now I don’t. Because we are safe, with our family.”
Y/N smiled and hugged her husband.
“You know, I kind of miss your titan,” she confessed.
“Ugh, I know! I kind of do too. It was so awesome,” Eren groaned, completely agreeing with her.
“Except for the whole ‘you only have thirteen years left to live’ thing,” Y/N said.
“Yeah, except for that,” Eren agreed.
“It was pretty sexy, not going to lie,” Y/N hummed, “It’s a shame we never tried anything with it… you were always off with Hange doing experiments or using it on missions…”
“You know that physically would not have worked, baby,” Eren said.
“I mean,” Y/N shrugged, “you had fingers and a tongue…”
Eren grabbed her shoulders and pushed her away from his chest, “Why didn’t you tell me you wanted to try that?!”
“I thought you wouldn’t want to,” Y/N whined.
“Of course, I would’ve!” Eren groaned.
“Oh my god, Eren!” Y/N exclaimed, “Of course, we figure this out when there are no more titans!”
Eren laughed, “I guess we’re both at fault for that missed opportunity.”
Y/N snorted, “Yeah…”
“I’m just happy to be here with you,” Eren said as he kissed her head, “To have a family with you.”
“Me too,” Y/N sighed, leaning into him, noses touching, “I love you.”
“I love you too,” Eren sighed, latching his lips onto hers.
“You’re stuck with me Jaeger,” Y/N smirked against his lips.
Eren gave her another kiss, “Forever and ever.”
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Whoo! The final part is done! I hope you all enjoyed it! i feel like i might’ve rushed it at the end...idk ive been running on like 5 hours of sleep for like the past two days lol! I would love to hear what you thought of it!
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piper: manny give me attention
manuel: …w h a t d i d y o u j u s t c a l l m e ? ?
piper: yes that’s attention good thank you
lmaoooo exactly. To Piper, all attention is good attention 🙌
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