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theinfinitedivides · 6 months

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i just think that women—

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theinfinitedivides · 6 months

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runs in the family

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theinfinitedivides · 6 months

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'i love you.' 'you should have bathed.' 'later.' — jawan, 2023, dir. atlee.

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theinfinitedivides · 6 months

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the face of someone who made her future stepdad do push-ups on two fingers bc he said he could do + beforehand told him he was getting all sentimental on her while she worked her magic. Azad ily bby but i'm sorry i wouldn't have waited that long to fold the minute she winked anything goes. anything she wants it doesn't matter

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would the two of you like to explain yourselves or is this just a thing you have going on

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what's the slut pose for sir

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how could they put me through the tragic parents arc have Aishwarya kill for her husband sent to jail told that he's dead after Kalee kidnapped him be given a death sentence of her own and then have Aararaari Raaro start. why. who gave them the right

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theinfinitedivides · 6 months

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my one regret about not being able to go and see Jawan in theaters (and if i did go one with a properly enthusiastic audience at that) is that i needed to get my eardrums blown out by the amount of screaming that would have occurred the minute daddy!SRK came through the entrance looking a five-course meal. i needed to know it was not just me that was setting up the dating app account

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theinfinitedivides · 6 months

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you didn't have to tell me to come twice yk i'm already on my knees as it is

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ok so how many men am i going to have to tell to stop serving c*nt at funerals this year exactly

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the opening vocalizations in the Maasi Theme are almost (if not the) same vocalizations used in the instrumental bridge portion of Aararaari Raaro btw. in case you needed sh*t to hurt more than it already did

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theinfinitedivides · 6 months

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no comment

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also what in the f*ckass Matrix sh*t is this

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Jawan ended five minutes ago. i am physically restraining myself from starting the whole three hours over again and having at it

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i need a gifset of Vikram saying 'showoff' when they ambush the cars for science. for research really like everything this man does isn't to show off smh

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Atlee...... Atlee yk that ily but i am sitting here vibing to Zinda Banda in film f*cking with all its double coded glory per prev scene context while also reading the lyrics and uh. babe did you just rewrite I'll Make A Man Out Of You for Shah Rukh yes or no bc idk 'a man must be feisty / ever strong / keep the thoughts alive / become a man among men / one full of hope / a burning heartbeat / with heart and soul as pure as the Ganges' is giving 'be a man / you must be swift as the coursing river / with all the force of a great typhoon / with all the strength of a raging fire / mysterious as the dark side of the moon' if you catch my drift

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