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bad268 · 2 years

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Suit Simps (CC! Dream X Reader)

Fandom: RPF

Requested: Yes, by @alinovasposts

Warnings: simp season never ends, lots of language, caps lock, flirty jokes, loads of sex comments at the end. (Might make a short pt.2 with fan/friend reactions)

W.C. 1418

As always, my requests are OPEN

MASTERLIST // HITLIST

~~(^@/Dream’s twitter)

“Hey, Sappy, can I borrow your green screen please?” I asked while walking into Sap’s room after he finished streaming with Quackity.

“Why?” He whined, spinning around in his chair to face me.

“I gotta make an edit,” I explained, walking further into his room to set a small plate of cookies on his desk. “Please?”

“Bribery, huh?” He laughed as he reached for one of the cookies. However, I pulled the plate away before he could grab one. “Hey!”

“Green screen for cookies. That’s the deal,” I offered. “Plus, I need it when you’re visiting Karl. You won’t even be using it, Sap.”

“Fine, I guess,” he caves, holding his hands out for the cookies. Upon the plate falling into his possession, he added, “Dream can’t use it though.”

“That’s fine,” I chuckled. “It’s literally for an edit.”

That was a lie, but Sap didn’t need to know that. Technically, it was an edit, but he did not need to know who was going to be in the edit. Dream and I had been planning this reveal forever. As a musician and streamer, my fans have been begging for a Dream SMP collab. Mainly because Dream openly stans me on Twitter, so his fans have also been loading my mentions with a song collab with said gamer.

What neither fan group knew, Dream and I had already been working on a collab as we have been in a relationship for two years. Heck, I had helped him write his other three songs! Ever since he said he wanted to release music, I had been writing a collab for us to release when we wanted to make our relationship public. Of course, Sap and George knew, but all of his other friends thought he was just a huge fan of mine.

The plan was simple; we were both known for being faceless, so we made masks that were a combination of our two masks. He had the brilliant idea of wearing suits since his fans made a huge deal about it during the release of Change My Clothes, so we went out and got a white suit for me while he will wear the black suit he already has.

“I feel like we are copying Unus Annus at this point,” I said while trying on the white suit. I was looking at Clay through the mirror while he was sitting behind me.

“Could be seen that way or show how different we are,” he laughed, coming up behind me to hug me. He looked into my eyes through the mirror as his arms wrapped around my waist and shoulders. “If you want, we could both wear black suits. I still think the black and white suits would be funny.”

“Fine, you convinced me,” I laughed, leaning back into his embrace.

@(Twitter Username)

new song maybe?

“Clay,” I shouted from my filming room, “I’m having a breakdown!”

“What the hell did you do?” He wheezed as he entered the room in his suit. I turned around with my suit on, minus my tie. “Hey, you look good, babe.”

“Thanks for making me feel better,” I replied sarcastically. “I can’t tie this stupid tie. Help me?” I handed him the waded fabric with big, puppy eyes.

“You know I can never resist your pretty eyes,” he laughed lightly, grabbing the tie and wrapping it around your neck. “Do you want me to show you how to tie it or just do it?”

“You just do it. I’m not going to remember it,” I responded before lowering my voice to say, “Plus, I get to have your hand on my neck more often.”

“Oh my god!” He wheezed again. “I thought I was the flirty one in this relationship?”

“I saw an opportunity, don’t get used to it,” I chuckled.

@dreamwastaken

new song maybe?

“What if we did a couple where you were kneeling?” I suggested. “That way, we are closer in height.”

“Ah, you’re right,” he laughed, kneeling to one knee. “It’s a height difference thing. Definitely not that you want to be the taller one for once.”

“Hey, that was uncalled for,” I lectured. “I just think it would be better to have loads of pictures in different positions, so we’d have a variety.”

“Different positions you say?” Clay replied with a sly smirk before pulling me down to sit on his knee. The camera went off a few times since Clay was controlling the pictures, and I knew these photos would be fun to look back at. “Then let’s do some stupid things and forget the camera’s there.”

“I don’t know if I like the sound of that,” I chuckled before leaning closer to his face, “but I’m in.”

@dreamstan001notfound

what if dream and (Y/N) are doing a collab? they’re both teasing a new song and they said the exact same thing

@dreamwastaken

you’ll just have to wait and see👀

@(Twitter Username)

^^what he said XD

“I did not think this would be my favorite one,” I pulled Clay over to my computer where the picture of when he pulled me to sit on his knee was pulled up. It was the one where I had leaned in, and it was, by far, my absolute favorite picture of us despite not being able to see our faces. It was still really cute, and I wanted his opinion on which one we should make as the song cover.

“That is cute. I think it fits, and it gets our point across.” He pulled his chair up to my desk as he looked over the picture. He took over and did some light editing on it while I did some final touches on the song on my other desktop.

“Final cut is ready,” I announced. “Whenever you’re satisfied with the cover, I’ll upload it, and we can announce it.”

“Oh, I’m finished,” he laughed lightly as he turned away from me. “I may have been watching you work for the last hour at least.”

“Jesus, Clay!” I blushed. “I’m not that entertaining.”

“To me you are,” he flirted as he leaned over his armrest to put his head on my shoulder. “It’s not like it bothered you or anything.”

“You have a point,” I whispered, turning towards him and holding his head up. “We should release this tonight, then log out of everything and enjoy our night.”

“Now, that's a plan I can get behind,” he replied quietly as he moved to peck my lips before turning to go back to his desk and release the song.

@dreamwastaken

This Is Us featuring @(Twitter Username) out now!

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@dreamstan001notfound

I CALLED IT I DESERVE A PRIZE

@(Twitter Username)

This Is Us featuring @dreamwastaken out now!

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It’s been at least an hour since we released our song and announced our relationship. We also logged out of our social media accounts to have the night to ourselves. We decided that we were going to chill out, watch movies, and order take out because it has been a while since we last had a day for the two of us. We had just ordered Chinese food and turned on (Favorite movie) while we cuddled and waited for the food to arrive.

“Y’know,” Clay broke the silence, “we did a damn good job on that song.”

“Of course I know!” I laughed. “I fucking wrote it!” He joined me in laughing before we were rudely interrupted by my phone ringing. I stopped, looking over to who ruined our moment to find that it was Sap calling me. I chuckled again as I answered the call and put it on speaker. “Hey, Sappy!”

“I had ONE condition to use the greenscreen,” he started. “I said do not let Dream use it, and what do you guys do? You go and have sex on my fucking greenscreen!”

“We do not have sex on your greenscreen,” I responded before muttering, “that would’ve been uncomfortable.”

“You are disgusting!” He shouts as he makes gagging noises with Karl. “Anything you want to admit to chat? Maybe, I don’t know, GOING AGAINST MY RULES OF THE GREENSCREEN?!”

“Ah, while we didn’t fuck on your greenscreen,” Clay started with a serious face but was losing his composure with every second passing, “we did do SOMETHING on your bed since (Y/N) spilled shit on my bed.”

“OH YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!”

~~~~~

#dream smp x reader #cc dream x reader #cc dream #dreamwastaken x reader #dream x you #dream x reader #dream #dream smp #bad268 #ship268 #thing268

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aesthetixhoe · 3 years

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dating ethan nestor would include E.N

warnings: mentions of weed, ADHD episodes, mental illness, and slight sexual implications

word count: 416

pronouns used: none, but you being called princess and wifu

↝ you guys streaming and filming together and for each other's channels

↝ being each other's cameramen

↝ pulling all nighters together to edit/film

↝ c o f f e e & r e d b u l l

↝ hacking each other's social media's

↝ c u d d l e s

↝ s o m a n y k i s s e s

↝ you guys meeting through mark

↝ him teaching you gymnastics

↝ you teaching him your hobby

↝ him calling you baby, you're YouTube name, princess, wifu (like wifey, but fuu)

↝ you calling him eef, you were actually the original person to call him that, eth, crank, darling, blue boy, even with his hair not blue

↝ misspellings

↝ you bringing him food when he's sad :((

↝ singing together at 3am

↝ fucked up sleep schedules

↝ learning how to cook with each other

↝ you helping film/being in unus annus

↝ so much smiling just cause you both love each other so much

↝ so much 🥺 emojis

↝ laughing at literally nothing

↝ taking care of each other when the other is super hyper, and occasionally being extremely hyper together

↝ mark and amy being your "mom and dad"

↝ spencer being your guys' baby

↝ lots of pictures

↝ you guys cooking together and having a night in for a date

↝ playing games together all the time

↝ you reading to him because you know it upsets him sometimes

↝ him singing to you to help you fall asleep

↝ you guys recording duets

↝ you trying edibles with him

↝ him running is thumb back and forth on your thigh when you get nervous in public

↝ you both being labeled the "virgins," even though that is...very wrong

↝ interrupting him on streams accidentally

↝ stealing his clothes because they're just so comfy and smell like him

↝ being each other's lock screens

↝ throwing a party after unus annus ended, just celebrating it

↝ harry potter marathons (he's definitely a Hufflepuff, but me too :)) )

↝ promoting each other's merch and videos

#ethan nestor #ethan nestor x reader #crankgameplays #crankgameplays x reader #x reader #markiplier #ethan nestor fluff #ethan nestor x reader head canon #dating head canon

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lady-raziel · 4 years

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A conversation with my mother that I wish to god I was making up

So I have an edit I made of Ethan from the ‘drawing each other naked’ video as my lock screen and while I was checking my phone after dinner my mom happened to see it and ask me about it, and of course she had ten billion questions: “who is that? Did you make that? Is he naked??” And I had to explain who Ethan was and that yes, in fact, he was naked—but that was because he and mark were drawing each other nude, but that didn’t help the situation, because she remembered Ethan from the gingerbread challenge video (she hadn’t recognized him without the blue hair) and was then like “oh, were they drawing each other naked because they’re...partners?” and I was like MOM NO and seemed genuinely surprised when I explained that mark and Ethan both had girlfriends and were NOT dating each other (apparently she had thought mark was gay this whole time???) and I guess she didn’t believe me when I said they were just friends drawing each other in the nude for art purposes because she later asked me, “so what kind of video was it? It wasn’t a porn video was it?” And I think my brain literally melted right then because apparently my mom, never having seen a single Unus Annus video, saw a single edited screenshot and thought it was crankiplier porn and I wish to Jesus that I was making all this up but I’m not and I had to explain to my mother once again that mark and Ethan are not together and Unus Annus is NOT porn all while the terrible foreboding voice at the back of my head was saying “not yet, anyways...”

#jesus christ i cant fuckin believe #i wish this was not a conversation i actually had #and i cannot believe i had it because it literally sounds so made up but i swear to jesus #im more concerned as to why my mother #who knows im ace #thinks i would just casually watch a porno and then make an edit of it AND THEN make that my lock screen #also i have no idea why she thought mark was gay?? because im pretty sure shes seen at least one vid with amy in it

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