#lol yes this is ab phineas and ferb

[princemonday]

jeremy turns and sees candace looking at him from 4 feet away through binoculars and all he has to say is "cool binoculars." get you a man that chooses blissful ignorance like jeremy johnson.

[thatmexisaurusrex]

Ridiculous BuckTommy prompt

Tommy has been secretly working to get information not for Gerrard but his uncle Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

Send Me Ridiculous BuckTommy Prompts

Lol the way that I've never watched a full episode of Phineas & Ferb but I feel like I know enough about Doofenshmirtz from Milo Murphy's Law 😂 Let's gooooooooo.

The Unpaid Intern

When Tommy's Uncle, notorious villain Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, had dubbed Tommy his "Unpaid College Intern" (despite Tommy not being in college) and tasked him to do research on the "Hot Firefighter-inator", Tommy knew that he would have to go deep undercover.

He joined the army.

He got discharged from the army early.

He got his pilot license but then finally hit step two - becoming a firefighter.

He silently worked his way to Harbor Station and built essentially an almost twenty-year-long fake career as a firefighter pilot.

And then.

Tommy found him.

The perfect research subject for his uncle's "Hot Firefighter-inator".

Evan Buckley.

Not to say that Tommy hadn't accrued research on other hot firefighters over the years. Howie Han, Hen Wilson, Bobby Nash, Lucy Donato, and Metlon had all been prime research subjects for Tommy's mission. Even newer faces like Eddie Diaz and Ravi Panikkar were now vital to Tommy's "Hot Firefighter-inator" data.

But Evan Buckley?

There was something different about Evan Buckley.

It totally wasn't because Tommy was in love with the guy. It totally wasn't because every time Tommy's eyes locked with Evan's, his heart skipped a beat. It totally wasn't because every time Evan's eyes flittered from Tommy's eyes to his lips, Tommy wanted to kiss him. It totally wasn't because every time Evan gave him a TEDTalk about the evolution of ants or the history of the paperclip, all Tommy wanted to do was listen to Evan forever.

However, Tommy didn't expect his heart to break when he saw that Evan had found his dastardly plans - had walked into the guest bedroom marked "TOTALLY NOT SECRET PEPE SILVIA ROOM" and found all the data Tommy had gotten over the years for the "Hot Firefighter-inator" tactfully organized on the walls with red string.

With Evan at the center of it all.

"You're... trying to make a ray gun that turns everyone into hot firefighters?" asked Evan, confused.

"Yes. Well. No. Not me. My uncle is. But it's true. I've been lying this whole time," said Tommy, "I'm not a hot firefighter pilot. I'm an intern. An unpaid intern for an evil mastermind hellbent on turning everyone into a hot firefighter. And I'm here to spy on you all."

"But - you have a pilot license."

"I do."

"You've been a firefighter for almost twenty years."

"As a ruse for my nefarious schemes."

"And - and you think I'm the hottest firefighter?" asked Evan, waggling his eyebrows.

And.

Okay, Tommy thought Evan would be a little more upset over this.

"I mean, yeah. You're always smiling. You can talk for hours about monarch butterflies and the creation of butter and it's always fascinating. You're sweet. You're kind. You're thoughtful. You've got muscles and a nice tummy. Not all hot people are abs on abs on abs. Who doesn't like a bit of a stomach? It's healthy. And all I want to do is spend time with you. Of course you're the hottest of the firefighters I've spied on."

"Oh, of course. Definitely just because I'm hot. Only ulterior motives with that answer," said Evan as he walked over and draped his arms loosely over Tommy's shoulders, "Want to make out? For science?"

"I mean, if it's for science," said Tommy as Evan backed Tommy up into his Pepe Silvia board of hot firefighters; as Evan dove into a deep kiss that made Tommy forget his name.

And okay.

Maybe this wasn't just about science.

Fuck, Tommy was a bad spy.

[zagreus-eats-your-bread]

G Q u

Thank you for the ask!

G - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it

Yes I do! My first ever conscious ship was Bubbleline!

Q - A ship you’ve abandoned and why

I don't really ship a lot so yes I probably abandoned a ship some time but I don't remember lol sry

U - 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms

Hm okay in no particular order: Sherlock Holmes from Sherlock Holmes, Data from TNG, Abed from Community, Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb, Marceline from Adventure Time

[ririthereader]

92 Truths

I was tagged by @amalasdraws and since I have three papers to write, I might as well procrastinate lmao 

rules: Once tagged you have to write 92 truths about yourself. At the end, choose 25 people to tag!

It got super long sorry

LAST… [1] drink: Mango juice [2] phone call: My mother [3] text message: does skype count as texting I’m in constant communication with two of my friends over skype and snapchat. [4] song you listened to: Can’t Sleep - K. Flay [5] time you cried: who knows bro 

HAVE YOU EVER… [6] dated someone twice: Nope [7] been cheated on: Nope [8] kissed someone and regretted it: Nope [9] lost someone special: yup [10] been depressed: it was more like a transitional dpression/anxiety when I was graduating hs and moving to my uni. Just temporary thank goodness.  [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: Nope

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: [12] Orange [13] Pink [14] Glitter

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… [15] made new friends: Yeh. That’s what uni does to you man [16] fallen out of love: Nope [17] laughed until you cried: YES I love doing this lol [18] found out someone was talking about you: People are always talking about me ✨✨✨ (in the good way) [19] met someone who changed you: No? Yes? Probably. I don’t change for people, I change my actions/mentality when I see if it negatively affects people or myself. In the last year I’ve gotten more comfortable in my own body as a result of the people I’ve been around so that’s good. [20] found out who your true friends are: I kind of already can tell who’s a true friend and who isn’t so. [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: lmao you think I use facebook. nah man I haven’t used that since my club from hs disolved

GENERAL… [22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: See above [23] do you have any pets: YEAH. A cat named Oreo, a bird named Lafayette, and two turtles named Speedy and Madame Turtle. [24] do you want to change your name: Never ever [25] what did you do for your last birthday: I woke up early, cleaned a bit, got some work done, had sushi with my dad, went to disneyland (alone) and saw a bajillion flowers, nearly had an existential crisis, came home, ate and talked with my mom for about two hours. It was good.  [26] what time did you wake up: 12:11pm. I had my alarm for 9 so I could work but nooooooope. Sleep is great. My sleeping in record is 5-6pm.  [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: Reading The Yellow Birds by Kevin Powers (for an assignement) and texting @tiny-angry-dragon while talking to my sister. I think I’ve mastered multitasking lol [28] name something you cannot wait for: NEXT FALL IMMA TEACH A POETRY COURSE YEAAAHH BOOOOOOIIII [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: Last night at dinner [30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I want to live in my own place. [31] what are you listening to right now: Busted - Phineas and Ferb  [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: The dean of my department is named Tom lol [33] something that is getting on your nerves: Right now? My group for a project. There’s one girl…asdfghjkl [34] most visited website: my uni website lmao [35] elementary: done [36] high school: done [37] college: doing [38] hair colour: The same color as my eyebrows lol [39] long or short hair: long enough [40] do you have a crush on someone: yeh [41] what do you like about yourself? I’m nice, I’m proportionately sized, I’m pretty, I write relatively well, I’m smart, and my fashion is gr9

[42] piercings: in my ears

[43]blood type: Probably AB something or other. Doesn’t matter, I can’t donate anyway [44] nickname: Riri, Firelord, Toast, stew [45] relationship status: I’m cool with being friends.   [46] zodiac sign: Pisces  [47] pronouns: she/her [48] fave tv show: cartoon: Generator Rex; live action: probably Psych or Speechless   [49] tattoos: nope [50] right or left handed: right

FIRST… [51] surgery: Tonsillectomy  [52] piercing: ears [53] best friend: in preschool I met a girl and apparently we were inseprable? and our moms still know each other but Idk who she is lol [55] vacation: uhh. I’ve been going to disneyland since I was like 2 so [56] pair of trainers: lol what are trainers? tennis shoes? gym shoes? right now I have a black and white pair. I love them. they’re so light.

RIGHT NOW… [57] eating:  Nothing. I had eggs and bell peppers for breakfast [58] drinking: Nothing. i need water though [59] i’m about to: Post this so I can clean my awful desk and get some more work done [60] listening to: A phineas and ferb playlist. Listen, I love phineas and ferb , [61] waiting for: My mom to come home so I can hug her and bug her [62] want: the cut on my mouth to heal. it hurts. I also want anither 4.0 this quarter.  [63] get married: No thanks [64] career: Right now I’m split between writing and teaching  or being a policy maker for education. I just wanna yell at old whit men that don’t know shit.

WHICH IS BETTER…

[65] hugs or kisses: Hugs. kisses are kinda gross tbh [66] lips or eyes: eyes [67] shorter or taller: either. I don’t care [68] older or younger: I will NOT teacher small children because ew. Kudose to @mikuridaigo and my mom who teach and care for elementary and younger. I could never. [70] nice arms or nice stomach: doesn’t matter. As long I can hug em. [71] sensitive or loud: I’m loud but also sensitive to loud noises so idk lol [72] hook up or relationship: friendship pls [73] troublemaker or hesitant: probs troublemaker lol

HAVE YOU EVER… [74] kissed a stranger? Nope  [75] drank hard liquor? Nope [76] lost glasses/contact lenses? HAHAHAH YES. I lost my glasses and had to default to contacts for a few days, and one time i Lost my conatct in my eye lol  [77] turned someone down: The real question is, has anyone ever had a crush on me lmao [78] sex on first date? Nope [79] broken someone’s heart? Oh I hope not [80] had your own heart broken? Not by a romantic partner  [81] been arrested? Nope [82] cried when someone died? No [83] fallen for a friend: yeh

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] yourself? I try to [85] miracles? Religiously yeah, but everyday miracles? nah [86] love at first sight? no [87] santa claus? he’s an old white guy who goes down your chimney. I never understood the concept  [88] kiss on the first date? Nope [89] angels? Yeah man

OTHER… [90] current best friend’s name: Shoutout to the skype group. I know you stalk my blog Lady J lol [91] eye colour: Hazel [92] favourite movie: asdfghjklkjhgfds don’t ask me this. Maybe The King’s Speech? Maybe Locke? Maybe The Princess and the Frog? Maybe Mulan? Maybe Whisper of the Heart? IDK MAN 

I don’t know 25 people but let’s tag: @ohohohobro, @generator-sex, @mikuridaigo, @tiny-angry-dragon, @crollalanzaa, @fynneyseas, and uhhh @spizacki. No pressure my dudes. I hope that was interesting to read!! Edit: there are a ton of spelling errors but I'm too lazy to fix em. Sorrh