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macro-microcosm · 11 months

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Sure, I COULD just look up the story about the submarine meant to explore the Titanic wreck, but putting it together from scattered tumblr posts, each talking about a different aspect of what happened, like an adventure game protagonist is much more fun.

#tumblr's a great place to get your news wym?#“oh apparently a rich guy started a submarine company to explore the Titanic wreck ok”#“oh it's controlled by a game controller haha”#“oh it's actually really ramshod people are paying 200k for this?#“IT SANK PEOPLE ARE MISSING NOW”#“also it was an Iron Lung sitch they bolted them inside said rickety sub”#it's been an interesting morning #lolwut.txt #current events

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macro-microcosm · 1 month

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Probably my most controversial music opinion is that many if not most songs can be improved with the addition of rhythmic shouting.

#to a certain extend this includes like classical masterpieces as well #“DIIIII-ESSSS I-RE (HOH!) DIIIIII-ESSSS I-LLA! (HWOH!)”#but mostly I was thinking about Second Trumpet from Lob Corp #toss some “HEY”s in there it'd be yet more of a banger #idk maybe the gigantamax gym battle thene from pokemon sw/sh just ruined my brain #music #lolwut.txt

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macro-microcosm · 4 months

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Hey Siri what to do when resources from some let's player's resource management game become your blorbos

#“who's your favorite character from lobotomy corporation cosmo?”#“oh that's easy! it's cloie! one of the many disposable agents!#“by random assignment she's the captain of the information team!”#“this is a critical part of her chatacter now why do you ask”#i wonder if this means anything #lolwut.txt

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macro-microcosm · 8 months

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Obligatory YMMV, no issue with people who do this, my opinion is my own and only applies to me, etc., but...

I sometimes get sooo annoyed with the likening of autistic people to creatures. Like I've had to have actual arguments with people about how I am a Full Person and other autistic people are also Full People, so as much as I can appreciate identifying with nonhuman things as a coping mechanism or bit of fun, I just feel like it's too...ingrained? In the culture sometimes, especially here. I am not, in fact, a little creacher when I am doing things like stimming, I am a person. Just a guy. I'm not a guy like everyone else, but yet still I am just a guy, and when I see "relatable" memes that imply otherwise, it just really gets to me sometimes.

#turning off reblogs for this one I feel like this take might be controversial #I say this as sometime who likes the idea of the “tbh” creature as a mascot #nothing's wrong (on this particular front) I just saw an annoying meme at the wrong time #post editor on the app absolutely SHIT ITSELF while I was writing this #so sorry about any weird shit that happens with it #normally I'd tag “autism” on this post but I really don't want to risk it ending up in the tag #lolwut.txt

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macro-microcosm · 1 year

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Lindsay Ellis should make another video about RENT now that we've had another epidemic that has escalated into a pandemic that has killed hundreds of thousands due to a combination of governmental inaction and reactionary ideas from the masses about those who suffered from it.

#i'm watching that video now and was STUNNED to see that the timestamp read 'six years ago'#I wonder when the COVID generation-defining musical will come out #NOTE: I AM AWARE THAT THERE ARE SEVERAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE AIDS CRISIS AND THE COCID PANDEMIC THAT CANNOT BE IGNORED #but the broad strokes that are similar are uncanny #lolwut.txt

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macro-microcosm · 4 months

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Online discourser voice: Remember kids, the only way to be a True Leftist is to disenfranchise yourself

#like i get what everybody's saying and honestly i agree #we should continue to occupy and organize and create something better than what we have #but i literally saw someone saying that the act of voting plays directly into genocide #and like in a way they're right!#but like...even after burning down police stations and occupying weapons factories and halting transportation...#the election is still coming #and still will #and somehow I think that the people politically organizing and working for change removing themselves from a core political process #may just be a liiiiiittle counterproductive and shortsighted #hmmm to keep reblogs on or no?#like i have no following but it'd be just my luck for someone to find this and leave me an inbox telling me what a monster I am #mmmm nah I'm paranoid I won't risk it #lolwut.txt

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macro-microcosm · 1 year

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If I had a nickel for every time there was a tumblr ARG starting with an ostensible porn bot, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's very on-brand that it happened twice.

#calliemori arg #calliemori234 #this one's fun!#and has boytits!#sexygirlmaxx2019 #if you saw this before with the tag 'pluto society' no you didn't <3 #tumblr #lolwut.txt

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macro-microcosm · 7 months

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Your sanctimony helps victims of genocide equally as much as fandom posting.

#“your yaoi will still be here tomorrow so it is morally imperative that you supplant your entire feed with I/P updates”#“taking a break from the constant deluge of news about how global superpowers who oppress you are now backing a genocide of your siblings #makes you weak because people are dying. look at the videos of people dying you selfish bitch. you want to help people don't you?#this is your moral imperative.“#and most recently: “if you give money to this nonprofit i don't like you're a bad person”#like even I think that donating to aooo at this point is a waste of money but c'mon.#let's not pretend that you only feel this way because you care so much about gazans #anyway people as individuals have very little power to affect anything #if we all do what we can then that collective will have more of a positive impact #than whatever negative impact is caused by you closing tumblr for the day #this is not to say that you should do nothing at all. this is NOT an anti-do things post.#but there isn't much more use to you burning yourself out with worry than there is to sanctimony or fandom posting #write to your senator. donate to the orgs in the pinned. take part in a protest if you're able.#but if you can't do these things rest assured that many many others are #lolwut.txt

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macro-microcosm · 8 months

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An innocent new account and not a bot, huh? Then tell me...

Why are your likes and follows hidden?

#I was concerned at first cuz I saw that post #but unless something has changed then I'm pretty sure that likes and follows are public by default #so you DID edit your account...#*yiga clan assassin downward arpeggio* then why is it still blank and untitled?#lolwut.txt #tumblr

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macro-microcosm · 8 months

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I reblog those hashtag relatable blorbo brainrot posts an awful lot for someone who gets irrationally embarrassed to search up their blorbo's character tag

#don't mind me I'm suffering through the category 7 autism event very strong tonight and being weirdly self conscious about it #I hyperfixate on one character forever once every year or so and every time I'm like “omg this is so embarrassing I am Cringe Incarnate”#I don't have a cop in my brain so much as a mean girl I think lmao #of course this particular blorbo isn't even that popular so like the character tag grows stale but still #lolwut.txt

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macro-microcosm · 8 months

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Ya know, back when Discord had a number discriminator I never got spam friend requests...

#don't mind me just an old man yelling at a cloud #lolwut.txt

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macro-microcosm · 1 year

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My reblogs are starting not to show up in notes, too...?

#tumblr what's going on #it's as if I'm getting banned but like #verrrrry slowly #no I wouldn't call this a shadowban btw #the issue is too severe to be that #i know what the issue is support just uasn't gotten to it #after...ten (10) days...#lolwut.txt #FREE ME

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macro-microcosm · 8 months

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These blogs I've never seen keep showing up and liking/reblogging my specific reblog of recent labor-related posts before vanishing into the ether. I don't mind but...why? Where are you all coming from...?

#i don't think I even added tags to any of those?#where are they finding me...#am I being recommended to new blogs?#i doubt it on account of my low follower count #but still I wonder...#[tumblr]#lolwut.txt

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macro-microcosm · 2 years

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Okay. It was a teaser trailer. I am teased. As expected, I really liked the part with Bowser and did NOT like the bit with Mario. It's kind of vague as to whether or not he's from the Mushroom Kingdom in this...?

ALSO as expected Chris Pratt's performance is...bad. Somehow this professional actor even managed to make an interview seem awkward? Like what was up with him in that cutaway? Was he being held at gunpoint?

Can't say for sure whether it'll be good or bad. Can say I'd be lying if I said I weren't intrigued.

#mario #mario movie #super mario bros movie #genuinely impressed with the animation #considering what Illumination normally delivers #lolwut.txt #Cosmo watches Nintendo Direct

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macro-microcosm · 1 year

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Ok I'll say it. The post going around celebrating that Texas DA shooting himself on To Catch a Predator is weird and I don't like it.

#will elaborate if asked I didn't want to make a whole long post #it's just been bugging me #suicide ment #it's only an addition to another post I 100% agree with but still #lolwut.txt

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macro-microcosm · 1 year

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Things are much better for me than they were, I think.

#happy birthday to me #thinking about all the things that happened between last year and now is truly truly insane #two home moves! new job! car accident!#subsequent long recovery from car accident!#it's nor perfect #if I told people my day-to-day they may not even say it's all that good #but wow it's all so much better #not to get sentimental on main #but it's my blog and my party so y'all arw gonna deal <3 #now do I write or play brawl today...#lolwut.txt

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