#look at baby keldon!!!!
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KELDON'S BDAY!!!! HIM AND HIS SISSY!!!!!
#i still dont know if shes his big or lil sis 😭 her caption has given me zero clues#look at baby keldon!!!!#his lil face!!!!#hes such a good brother i bet#the last photo <3!!! so SWEET#so CUTE#the picture of baby keldon screaming in a pool with a life jacket on????? LMAO#he went from screaming in a pool with a lifejacket on to scaring sharks away from an ocean by biting them back#if i dont see character development on par with KELDON#i dont wanna fuckin SEE it!!!#keldonlings make sure to wish keldon a happy bday!!!!#if you dont youre FAKE and our small army WILL kick you out no matter HOW detrimental to our numbers (which are small) ir will be#it#anything for keldon!#keldon#23!! the old man LOL#he has the same ears now as he did as a baby 😭#his lil circle ears !
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Chapter 3.1 Notes:
Jiri crossing her arms and silently standing there is becoming her idle animation
Jiri easily pushing Keldon into his seat lmao
In which Baby Yuri makes stupid decisions and we’re all here for it
Remember that Yuri is seven years old here. He’s a baby. BABY…
Yuri goes off and does things on his own, the start. Repedeless behaviour fr smh
Omg so Flynn was tending? or looking through the fields for his mother… what a good boi
Flynn really addressed Yuri by his name, and then spoke to him like there was no one else around huh
FLYNN IS ONLY TALKING TO YURI IM
Flynn refers to Hanks and Hanks-san which is so cute
“Yuri what do you have there” “A knife (axe)!” “YURI BABY NO—”
Yuri really said I like axes because they have a strong vibe (just like in the game)
‘Flynn has joined the party’ kinda vibe.
YURI CALLING FLYNN STRAIGHT THREE TIMES IN A ROW HAS SOMEWHAT OF AN EFFECT ON ME
YURI IS SO FUCKING GAY FOR FLYNN I CANT WDYM FLYNN’S HAIR IRRITATES YOU WTF IS 否応なしに視界の隅でちらつく金髪がいちいち癇に障る
#vesperia mumblings#troofless stuff#troofless reads books#the flynn is so gay for yuri vs the yuri is so gay for flynn spectrum#who fell first? only god (the writer) knows
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Summer Standouts, Day 2
Summer Standouts, Day 2
NBA.com – A look at top performers from Day 1 at Salt Lake City and California (Sacramento): Keldon Johnson, San Antonio Spurs "Baby Russ, that’s what I call him," veteran Spurs center Thomas Robinson
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The favs creaturized (p3)
Keldon Johnson : baby moose (certified by the PEOPLE !!)
Clumsy & accidentally destructive at times but well-intentioned
Highly curious, likes gifting others things
Thrives in warm environments, loves to swim ( a keldon quote, "if a shark bites me, i'll bite him first" )
Zion Williamson : baby elephant
Powerful yet caring. Sensitive to complex emotions & happy little hobbies
Rj Barrett : Atlantic puffin
Loves entertainment, communication, & socialization
An observer then commentator
Scottie Barnes : Leopard Gecko (we love lizards here !!)
Fun loving & kind hearted!
Can go from highly active to lax
Cade Cunningham : red-eared Slider
Quiet, introverted. Interesting actions but calm disposition allows secrecy
Tyrese Maxey : Holland lop
Gentle, though moods can quickly switch from loving & affectionate to finicky and desiring alone time
Almost always energetic
Anthony Edwards : honey badger
Compartmentalizes fear
Heart over height. Confidence is key
Grant Williams : naked mole-rat ( sorry)
Has some great strides but since it's ugly no one cares
i care
Trae Young : the cunning stoat (it's the thing attacking the bird midflight)
Evil.
Little
Evil again
Hates birds
John Collins : peregrine falcon
Diplomatic
Decisive
Dependent
Is a bird
#i just watched a video of a baby moose playing in a persons hot tub#and when it got yelled at to get out the mama moose walked up#VERY cute !!!! i love when animals are good to their babies#honey badgers are kind of scary looking ! i mean i KNOW abt their personality but like.. they look funny lol#like a militarized mole?#isnt that what they are? i think they like to dig right?#idk man i wasnt in zoology club !#i also just saw on tiktok a video of a crocodile eating a turtle 😰#it may have influenced me makin cade a turtle and jalen a crocodile im ngl 🤭.. jalen HAATES cade#even tho cade just seems like a polite guy ??? jalen can be so petty in his hatred sometimes it's kind of funny#he was rlly goin off in that kings game. i think he STILL hates marvin bagley#anyways! time to tag <3#rj#zion#keldon#scoots#maxey#ant eds#g willy#trae#johnny collins#ted animals#i love stoats i think theyre funny actually
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Get a man who looks at you the same way keldon looks at luka
Practicing fighting for a pass? Keldon elbowing luka
Luka: 😑 . Iron grip unlocked. *pulls back on keldon slightly
Keldon: *acts like luka just killed him
Keldon and luka bf interview while keldon is... goin thru it LMAO. Luka: yes this is my boyfriend.
Keldon: 🩹:-D hiiiii !!!!!
The differences of their smiles..
The way luka looks at keldon even with that big ass bandage and black eye LMAO
The things i would do to get a link to this interview.
#bandana keldon my BELOVED#baby bandana keldon <3333#@ the first pic keldon the kinda person who looks at smthin then looks back at u to see ur reaction#and laugh with u#the way keldon can smallify himself at any given moment#sometimes him and luka look around the same height and then u see them together again and its like. aw naw#what even made me THINK they looked REMOTELY around each others heights#and then u see them again and its like 'ok maybe i overdramatized' then u see them again and the cycle continues#luka will pull the slightest contact on keldon and keldon will dramatize anything to draw it out#he never stop playin#poor bandage keldon 😭😭😭#anytime he smiled his already furrowed eye closes more LMAO#luka looking at him like yes. this is the man i am going to marry.#last pic looks like hes going to pat the bandaid back down a bit from it peeling at the edges#i love bandaid baby keldon and bandana baby keldon so much#unreal#keldon and luka both have smallish hands#keldons moreso#keldon and mentioning how luka is from croatia#keldon probably showing him all the cool american stuff.. so like nothing basically#being surprised that luka can play baseball and darts#UghhhHHH I WANT THIS INTERVIEW SO BAD IF I DONT FIND FOOTAGE OF THEM TALKING / INTERACTING.#ill be SOOO mad#also do u know luka follows keldons brother on insta#keldons Big bro was in austin so like yea theres that but also... do they talk about keldon together LMAO#luka asking him how to impress keldon..#what keldons likes n dislikes are besides mariah EVERY1 knows about mariah#luka forcing himself to listen to country music for keldon... passing by with country music blaring in his airpods just to get keldons#attention#keldon/luka
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Dejounte was in Atlanta for one minute and then immediately starts beefing smh
he's been exuding this Atlanta energy onto innocents , somebody tell him to take this out elsewhere please !!!
#look at me dejounte look look- look at me#snaps fingers#this isnt. this isnt Y okay actually it is lol hes c*nting#BUT STILL#YOU DONT C*NT ON CIVILIANS!!!#bro is bullying a baby#now john has to reign in TWO evil people and try not to get caught up in their antics (he will)#horrible!#never wouldve done this if he was still watching over his kids in san antonio ill tell u THAT#keldon NEVER wouldve allowed him to disrespect others like this !!!!!#he kept him fair! his moral conscious!#GONE!#when you rip away dj from his moral conscious child what else can you EXPECT??#it's kinda sad seein how everyones starting to hate on him at once tho like it's deserved but still 😭#he was supposed to represent the UNDERDOGS!!#YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE DJ!!!!#it's sad it's dizzapointin come back home dj stop being evil#notice what happens when they take my skrunkilies away? BAD THINGS.#russ off the wizards to the lakers? TERRIBLE. dj off the spurs to the hawks? TRIFLING ‼️‼️#they cannot keep getting away with this...#ted asks#dj#it's SHAMEFUL!!
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Ok Jimmy and Kyle are really cute together. I’ll give you that. And this is coming from a Spurs fan whose watching their team torching mine 😭
WHY U ACTIN LIKE WE AINT SHARIN CHILD SUPPORT 😭???? THEY MY LITTLE SPUD DUMPLINS GETTIN COOKED TOO ‼‼ UNFAIRLY IN THE MIAMI H E A T !!!! Not even a close game either man im startin to get tired of dying to love ngl its about time we get h*mophobic 😈. (/j ... unless 🤨?)
BUT ANYWAYS YEA THEY ARE SO CUTE!! I MISSED KYLE SO MUCH! thank u for the kyle/jimmy gif u sent in an ask u told me not to post but im mentioning anyways because i hatched out the womb disrespectful, respectfully
Kyle after jumping outta his seat annoying jimmy: omg hiii fans 🥰🥰😁😁😇😇!!! *starts waving like he didn't just hate crime a man
Jimmy: ADVANCES.*
' this lil mf really soakin it all in huh'
ATTACKA!!!!!!!! why does he look like that one guy from jurassic park holding his hand out to the raptors surrounding him LOL? btw the raptors in that movie were cool n all but why did they give them slit eyes? That's so fucked up don't do that to t
I was gettin distracted sorry my adhd omg *starts catching butterflies in the middle of my tiktok or smthin bullshit* anyways so lowry luckily escapes using his thickness as a shield 500 defensive hp. It's super effective. The wild butler flees.
Me when I am victorious and level up enough to squeeze this mans thigh sitting next to me
Bruh he's SMITTEN smitten 😭😭
#lookin like a schoolgirl lookin away n gigglin in her palm after her crush asked to borrow a pencil#jimmy tries grabbing kyle in public by the wrist and kyle tries egging him on to do it#then he revels in his villainy on the sidelines#obsessed with kyle going from teasing jimmy to waving to his fans instantaneously#he KNOWS hes being a little shithead like he isnt called general for nothin#he be ORCHESTRATIN his br*t behavior#its good to see kyle laughin n smilin#and jimmy being gentle (in jimmy terms) with him#after the rumors on why hes been absent#but god am i tired of spurs being the sacrifice for love 💔#like yall couldve done this lil romantic win on Any other team bro#on ppl that ARENT babies#its not fair where are the pelicans? they need to take some of the hits for us 💔#poor people look OUT for each other#have some HUMANITY yall 😭😭‼#our kids gettin COOKED! we need to suit up fr fr#keldon rollin his ankle dj gettin all star snubbed keldon droppin a contact#we gotta put a Stop to this.#ted asks#kyle/demar#fr fr
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At least Spurs got a W against Wizards! 😈
YEEESS & who woulda THOUGHT we would be celebrating a win over the wizards in a manner that Isn't pathetic??? two years ago a win over the wizards would've been a given ! And now it's like.. a Feat ! The way the wizards are thriving rn... & the 4 and a half fans have No idea how to handle it
ALSOALSO A RLLY GOOD KELDON MOMENT!! besides the back2back dunk
His five year old tantrum to getting a foul called on him 😭
#HES SO DISTRAUGHT 😭😭#i would be too its like a game cannot legally go on if keldon hasnt fouled out of it#pops face 😭😭😭#acting surprised from the foul like his grandson isnt some baby bull in a chinashop#keldons CONSTANT glances back and forth like if he looks away n back again the guy would change his mind all a sudden#'omg wait i thought you were keldon my apologies sir this is Clearly an innocent man'#he may be stupid!!!#im so tired of these league pass games. why is the nba trying to separate me and keldon. this is not very vin disel of u at ALL!!#ALSO the backcourt was doin WORK#murray has been goin off and im glad lonnie is upright!!! i love lonnie#spurs have some kinda low scoring games but all we do is go for two so alas 😭#we should AT LEAST play chicago ball where its max defense n who cares if we dont score as long as the opponent never does LMAO#BUT YEAH !! LOOK AT OUR LITTLE SPUDS (spurs( GO !!!!#is this playoff contending plays?..... no BUT STILL#we r epic 😎 *keldon voice#ted asks#keldon#who woulda thought in the good ol 2021 we would be celebrating a win over the wizards and it WOULDNT feel like beating up ur grandpa
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Jayson: maaan , shoutout my youngfella,
Jayson: k man ! Put in WORK, yaknow what i'm sayin ?
Keldon: 🥰🥰😊😊 eee 😊😊🥰🥰!!!
Jayson: we goin to TOKYO !
Keldon: 👁
Keldon: Tokyo it IS, baby 💅 !
#olympics keldon my beloved#never b4 have i seen this much televised keldon#i STILL havent finished watching the olympics on peacock bro im sorry keldon but why watch things on phone when..#u could be mindlessly scrolling media instead ?#sorry king 😔 i Will watch it and all its ads... for YOU! ... eventually#keldon and his baby jawline 🥰#im glad he only tries the strong chin makeup hack where u grow hair there to make it look better#and not the sideburn hack ill probably punch him#im still upset of his potatoism... everyday i wish his hair back and everyday i see potato skin stuck to his tiny little head#dis a ppointing#idk how keldon can be surprised at his malewife abandoning him after THAT cut#im kidding but STILL#seeing jayson and keldon interact is like watching to socially conscious gerbils share a playpen#its like theyre Polite but.. so awkward because they have similar humor and social skills#so its not Dynamic but its not Unpleasant#just lukewarm bathwater#i love how its habit for the olympics team to just randomly dad keldon for a bit then go back about business#adopt a kid for five seconds#OH BTW DID YALL KNOW KELDON CALLED DEEBO AS SOON AS HE GOT THE NOTIF THAT HE WAS ON USA SELECT TEAM#and deebo was like 'this is a great step in ur career!!'#SO CUTE i love that dad !!!#love that deebo picked up so quick and keldons first thought was to call him#ANYWAYS#love discovering random olympic keldon sightings its like finding scattered babyphotos#choosing keldon to be 1 of my favs is like choosing a pug to be ur fav breed of dog#keldon#jayson#keldon Epic Moments CONTINUE !!
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Some bonus baby keldon images because i am WEEK and STOOPID
DEEBO MOMENT WEARING TORONTO MERCH WHILE AT THE SPURS , SPECIFICALLY KYLES NUMBER
Keldon leaning down a bit to help DJ whisper his wisdom LMAO. taller baby bro with smaller big bro energy
😊😊😊😊🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 bandana baby keldon appreciation
#keldons yassification of the spurs#spurs saw giant keldon and were like 'yes this is my son'#my baby bro my angel my darlin#buys the whole team jordans 🥰🥰#listens to deebos movie assignments of his friends#'see this is me and norm!'#'0MG THATS SO TRUE!!!! 🙀‼<- does not know who norm is#the fact that deebo went to the spurs and was like ' i miss my canadian sons :(' then saw keldon who was supposed to be canadian#n went ' you live with me now.' is rlly fun#ny#new york#anyways and then he wore kyle merch while with keldon so he can feel like theyre parenting together again#mental illness#look at how skinny and small keldon is 😭#patty mills voice: my son#touches your bandana for some reason#i love bandana keldon so much it was such a cute look#SHOULDVE BROUGHT THAT BACK INSTEAD OF UR HAIR#keldon certified spurs listener of djs vet wisdom and lonnies buddhist wisdom#keldon#deebo#dj
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Today's doodles ( the ok-ier looking ones amyways
Square keldon.. my beloved
Starting to square keldon.. my beloved
And a jellyfam gup !
#i actually drew luka next to keldon but i cant draw pale people so i killed him lol#sorry king#or not because u rlly actin up lately#theres been so Much goin on between keldon on luka like.... id have to explain in a whole other post#but basically pop loves breaking up cute couples#he THRIVES off it#and it just spiralled from there#anyways i love austin spurs keldon#baby ure my.. AAAAANGELLL!!!#i drew ja too but it ended up looking like a ja jalen fusion so i killed that too#but then i regretted killing it bcus i miss it now LMAO#jellyfam actually means like.. jam.. the jelly#but i like jellyfish and im the big rat that makes all the rules so!#drawing real people sucks so bad bcus they got lil smile lines that make them THEM...#but drawin it on paper/without color just makes them look old and scary so u have to forgo it#even tho theyre sooo cute and really make the person look like.. themselves u know ?#i have got 2 get normaler#ted doodles#i KNOW i cheated out of drawing hands n arms leave me out of this its a sunday#my funday 😎😎#no hands on funday#its not even hands that are my issues honestly its arms#i hate arms with a burning passions#keldon#gup#cant WAIT for tumblr to crapify these#LOVE this game 🤩‼‼#( lying )
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HE'S GIRLBOSSING ‼️‼️‼️
#hes so ugly 💔💔💔#i care him so deeply#the pug of the nba#his cupping marks :(#i Adore his high socks#i think if he really wants them to slap he should go for black ones i think thatll be cute#love his face in the first pic its def a fav#'hrm.' (disgruntled)#a little bit of an urkel moment but its okay he can have those#he went from skinny to thick to skinny thick... what is this... journey ?#his arms becoming leaner makes his baby hands look more normal tho so i guess its ok :(#5/10 3 pointers YEAAAAS stunt on em!!!!!#steven adams rlly lookin like a mycareer player.... player created wrestler..#lov keldon 😊😊 country boyyy i looov uuuuuu .. ahh#pls.. i am Begging you.. leaguepassers..#watch The Spurs#for KELDON 😭‼️#for ME :(((#we are So poor#i can only use my totally real totally helpful psychic powers So often to make us win games#we need a team effort of tumblrinas#keldon
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oh hey pop got the all time wins record, good for him
Love how calm this ask is compared to the other LMAO i wonder if this is one of my ted followers whos been forcefully ingrained with the recognition of my many unsung children
but you WILL hear of them i WILL make SURE of it!!! LOOK AT THEM CHASING AFTER POP LIKE A BUNCH OF EXCITED BABY DUCKLINGS 😭‼️‼️
#pop trying to escape vs the yelling HORDE running after him#all piling into the locker room looking like zombies chasing the last fresh flesh alive LMAO#dj following first all calm but happy with good eldest sister energy#then here comes keldon skipping jumping and screaming with his regular younger brother energy AOBDWK#keldons lil dance into the tunnel <3333#I WISH SPURS WERE VIDEO MORE SO I COULD SEE THEIR CELEBRATION MARCH SMH#BUT THIS IS SO CUUUTE#i love them!#pop being all grumpy harrumph and old school with a dry sense of humor#but having to raise a bunch of overexcited no loudness register babies who color on the walls#instead of his quiet (robotic) feared machine army he used to coach LMAO#they win.. in SPIRIT!!!!#LOVE THAT FOR THEM!!!!!#jock giggling lmao????#imagine coming to my blog for kyle/demar and having to hear about keldon#keldon#ted asks#dj#dj thinking of another all first letter caps post to write as hes walking down the tunnel#thinking of the best picture to use for it#with his little tiny bald speck#on full display#spurs girls
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SPURS WIN !!!!!! also KELDON KNEE-HIGHS (again) !!!
#pippie long stocking socks VERY good VERY MUCH recommend for the basketball scrungles !!!#even tho i hate long socks and quit baseball bcs of it even tho i was rlly good lmao#I THINK!! kj should START THE T R E N D !!!!#its so cute!#the long socks plus the long hair again.. kj im TELLIN u bro. once u combine all elements of harmony and friendship..#maybe Then will u reach.. Consistency .#I BELIEVE IN YOU KELDON!!!!#he did not beat the inconsistent allegations today...#literally tho at this point its the betters problems for not knowing how baby moose operates like#you bet on him AFTER a bad game.. maybe wait two days after but usually he goes thru some fluctuations#idk tho i dont bet so maybe i simply do not understand their pain#good lol suffer#keldons lil smile awwww#he has quokkas naturally smiley face syndrome#i think the shoes kinda look like nursing shoes but if i insult them he'll put the long socks back in the drawer so ill hold my tongue#also baby primo has been wearing long socks too!#one rolled up one rolled down!!#cute!!#keldon#the righteous spurs gay rights
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KELDON !!!!!!!!!!!
#whos that ominous yellow arm grasping from the flowers wtf#scary#keldon looks like an excited jock about to score only to get killed by the slasher two seconds after disrobing for the audience#look out king !!!!#love keldon hes so goofy and sweet#he him... keldon#when ppl smile and u see their gums !!!!!!! its CUTE fuck anybody that makes fun of it#big body KELDON#with his itty bitty baby hands#TRULY epic keldon moment#singlehandedily spreading the keldon propaganda#keldon#even his name is cutw#keldon :]#keldon :-)
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No cause im genuinely obsessed with this video 😭😭
https://www.instagram.com/p/Ca5nd9iNnXW/?utm_medium=copy_link
The fact that almost all of them gave him teeth despite the fact that he doesn’t 😭
HELPPP I LOVE THIS VIDEO???
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i WAS gonna post abt it as soon as it came out with my signature 'ted can't save videos or gif' screenshots with homemade ted captions, but then i was like 'only i care about this 😭' BUT IDC ANYMORE!! THEY ARE CUTE & I LOVE THEM!!!!
" how bad is THAT????" I really like this one LMAO it's very round!!!! And cute! A very good coyote (cat??) 10/10!
" im tryin to remember what he looks like.."
" COYOOTEEEEEEeee !!!!!" we need to take the mic off dj omg blew out my drums bruh 😭WHY DID HE GIVE COYOTE DINNER PLATE EARS AND A H A T ??? this is artistic interpretation to the EXTREME? EVEN IF U CANT REMEMBER WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.. DOES THE N A ME NOT AT LEAST HELP A LiTTLE???? WHAT IS THIS ????? dj/0
" tell coyote there's no beef between us 😥😥"
" He look Intimidatin right here, huh?"
HELLO??? WHY DID THEY MAKE KELDON BOB ROSS??? IS IT BECAUSE THEY THINK HE MADE THE WORST ONE???? i mean... he kinda did BUT WHATEVER!! IT'S GORGEOUS!!! why did he give it... a human nose.. it looks like creepypasta arthur from arthur 😭 I LIKE ITS PERSONALITY THO !!!! AND ITS TEENY TINY HANDS! SELF PROHECTION KELDON!! the vampire fangs... WHY????? THE EVIL EYEBROWS 😭 and the ran out of room crammed in spurs jersey ... 10KELDONS/keldon
Goes from " why would you embarass me like this.." while drawing it to "ITS NOT THAT BAAD! THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST OONE 🥰🥰!!"
LOVE the confidence and it really MIGHT be the best one!!! Looks very much like coyote! 11/10! VERY cute and the happy artist smile helps!
" it MIGHT be the best one!" * draws sonic oc* woman: it's so cuuutee
IT IS !!!!! I LOVE THE SMILE . IT'S SO SCRUNK. THE SCRUNK IN THIS PHOTO!! 11SKRUNK/10! He's so confident and proud LOL
Instagram edited a scream onto his reveal LOL i feel bad... BUT THE TEETH? ND THE EYES?? IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE CREEPY FOR NO REASON COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG VILLAINS? and the cat tail.... and ears.. AND HUMAN SNOUT NOSE?????? WHAT IS THIS? JOCK?!?!?!? personality/appeal
" you know I've been TOLD I'm a little bit of a
P i c a s s o ~"
" Oh this thing is CRAZY! you KNOW this is the coyote!"
Makes... that. IT'S A LITTLE. WELL. I LIKE THAT HE'S... GARNISHED HIS OWN.. STYLE. IT'S JUST NOT IN MY..TASTES. BUT I LIKE THE CONFIDENCE. HE'S REALLY HAPPY ABOUT IT WKDN I LOVE LONNIE. HES SO SWEET. 10/10 minus one point for the buttchin
" im really proud of this one 🥰🥰"
And OF COURSE! BABY PRIMO! OUR LIL ARTIST! THIS IS HIS SPECIWL SKILL ! I LOVE HIM!!!!!! 100/10! i love everyone in the comments hypin him up too lol so cute! Love this!!!!
#THANK U for sending me this!!!!!#LOVE OUR BOYS!!!!!!#THE ARTISTIC INTERPREPATION OF T E E T H ???#of FANGS#then wondering why he looks scary...#happy belated birthday coyote LMAO#dj#keldon#lonnie#spurs girls#ted asks#ur team cant draw coyote as bad as OUR team can 💪🏿😤😤
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