i'm so furious that i'm aziraphale. for all intents and purposes, i should b a crowley.
look at this piece of shit. i like too much coffee in a big cup and sleeping the day away and i give my beige counterpart a conniption when i wear anything lighter than a soft grey.
but i just........ i love being NICE. i love LOVE and helping strangers at the supermarket and smiling at babies and setting myself on fire when my friends are like "oh it's a bit nippy today." i've been "WATCH THE ROAD" and "if i could just talk to the right people" my whole life. i love being around books i haven't read in a hundred years and drinking seven cups of tea a day (which have a 50/50 chance of being found stone cold hours later).
and even tho i WISH i were cool and mysterious and snarky all the time, the truth is, it only ever comes out in tiny sneaky lil ways. i am only just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing
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wait... are they actually gonna keep doing the steve, Jonathan, and nancy love triangle thing? Is that... was that confirmed? i dont wanna watch any more of that... that literally ruins ALL of their characters and any growth they've had through the seasons???
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Who do you see as tops and who do u see as bottoms? (Asking for literally every male welcome home character)
i included the ladies (and other) because bitches can be bottoms too
tbh most i see as switches with leans lol so everyone by default will give and take
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once my old roommate sent me a really whiny text about how he feels uncomfortable about he/him lesbians because people "respect their pronouns but not his" and I was uh. vocally unhappy about that
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Y'all need to be tagging spoilers for the new Percy Jackson show, babes. Not everyone has read the books, especially the 12 year olds just getting into it BECAUSE of the show
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