#look i’m not just mindlessly talkin random shit are y’all proud of me

[lukesmachete]

info dump abt the blog

a lil more abt me

i’m a minor, i use he/him, i play the piano, fictional characters are my escape from the painful reality by getting so immersed in their painful reality i forget abt the real one

i don’t really feel comfortable using my real name on here so just call me luke

dni: incest/pedo shippers, negan apologists, ne*gie shippers, proship, all the usual dni’s

edit acc: @lmsedits

what i’ll write (note that i’m an extremely slow writer pls forgive me for that):

♥️ - canon x canon ships

♦️ - x reader (reader gender doesn’t matter unless specified, might be bad)

♠️ - platonic ONLY

(platonic is always open for any character listed here)

intense (like fights or other stuff like the 10 of hearts game)

angst

hurt/comfort

hurt/no comfort

fluff

aus

headcanons (bulleted list)

death

fics w/o any real plot (character dependent)

drabbles (100-400 words)

ficlets (500-1000 words)

oneshots (1100-3000 words, will prolly change the max)

what i won’t write:

suicide/self harm (thoughts are ok as long as it’s not too graphic)

sexual content

very detailed gore (unless it’s negan)

incest

pedophilia

aging up characters so they can get with adults (i.e making carl 18 so ce*an isn’t pedo)

fandom list & the characters i’ll write for:

~~ the walking dead (tv) ~~

glenn rhee (♥️ (x maggie only))

maggie rhee (♥️ (x glenn only))

hershel rhee (♠️)

enid rhee (♥️, ♦️)

tara chambler (♥️, ♦️(f reader only))

carl grimes (♥️, ♦️)

rick grimes (♥️, ♦️)

judith grimes (♠️)

michonne hawthorne (♥️, ♦️)

daryl dixon (♠️)

paul ‘jesus’ rovia (♥️, ♦️(m reader only))

aaron raleigh (♥️, ♦️(m reader only))

rosita espinosa (♥️, ♦️)

alden sutton (♠️)

ron anderson (♥️)

~~ alice in borderland ~~

arisu ryohei (♠️)

usagi yuzuha (♠️)

chishiya shuntaro (♦️)

tatta kodai (♠️)

kuina hikari (♦️)

karube daikichi (♦️(f & gn reader only))

chota segawa (♠️)

takeru danma | hatter (♥️)

morizono aguni (♥️)

other beach executives depending on the fic

~~ brooklyn nine-nine ~~

jake peralta (♥️)

rosa diaz (♦️)

amy santiago (♥️)

raymond holt (♥️)

kevin cozner (♥️)

terry jeffords (♠️)

charles boyle (♠️)

gina linetti (♦️)

norm scully (♠️)

michael hitchcock (♠️)

~~ squid game ~~

seong gi-hun (♠️)

ali abdul (♠️)

hwang jun-ho (♦️)

hwang in-ho | the frontman (♠️)

kang sae-byeok (♥️, ♦️)

ji-yeong (♥️)

~~ the walking dead (game) ~~

clementine (♥️, ♦️)

louis (♥️, ♦️)

javier garcia (♥️, ♦️)

gabe garcia (♥️, ♦️)

mariana garcia (♠️)

lee everett (♠️)

luke (♥️, ♦️)

paul ‘jesus’ monroe (♥️, ♦️(m reader only))

~~ all of us are dead ~~

lee su-hyeok (♥️, ♦️)

lee cheong-san (♠️)

choi nam-ra (♥️)

yang dae-su (♠️)

basically every other major character except gwi-nam

~~ gravity falls ~~

dipper pines (♠️)

mabel pines (♠️)

stanley pines (♠️)

the author | stanford pines (♠️)

wendy corduroy (♦️)

soos ramirez (♥️)

robbie valentino (♠️)

waddles the pig (♠️)

melody (♥️)

bill cipher (weirdmageddon only)

requests must include:

character(s), fandom, relationships, plot

what au it is (if an au)

if reader insert, the reader’s gender, what they’re like, their relationship dynamic w other characters, etc (note that i’m not experienced in any way at reader insert)

further details abt the story is much appreciated

last updated: march 5, 2022