#lord cardinal lambda

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Thought you were going to complain about hand holding before marriage or something like that.

Well, gloved handholding is tolerable. Gloved handholding is strictly for married individuals.

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Me and the Wife!!!! 💜👾💟💟☮️☮️☮️🪻🪻🪻🪁🪁🪁💜💜💜💜💜💜

Art Nouveau Peacock window - 1908

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Lady Vulca had to close the store today as we have had too many people stopping in for questions unrelated to the sale of our robes and accessories. I am so concerned I am going to try and get permission to work from home until this blows over. I don’t feel as if she will be safe alone with the baby 😞 I don’t know what I have done wrong here.

Lambda out.

[timelordpropaganda]

Good news first~

The little one got accepted to both Chapterhouse Early Learning Programs and is allowed to alternate every other week like we requested.

The VERY Bad Bad Bad news

Both houses are questioning our parenting and childbearing abilities as they do not believe her sketches for her age are of high enough quality and she is struggling to learn how to put together colors to go well together but instead can list the Preamble of the Constitution of Gallifrey and knows her rights if questioned by either the public or a Chancellory Guard. Both families are in agreement that I am a terrible influence on Murex and should be terminated from seeing her. Lady Vulca, thankfully, stepped in reminding them that Murex had been curious the day prior on my speech today and some of the things I was saying on the Panopticon Matrix channel that Lady Vulca had been watching while coloring with her. The child was curious! The first thing to do when a time got who is brainbuffing asks a question is to answer!

Lady Vulca’s Housefather reminded me that if I continued to dishonor the house that he would remove them from my life. I reminded him that his house was nearly bankrupt when I married Vulca and if I hadn’t accepted her into my brand none of them would have food on the table. We shall see what pans out.

Chapterhouse and families are something that continue to amaze me. I think everyone can relate. Don’t feel bad if you ever just need to put your communicator on silent and simply have some tea and a bath 😮‍💨🍵🫖

Cardinal Lambda Out!

[timelordpropaganda]

If @jillthecia-agent is not in the CIA than why is it in their name? This thing! I forgot this human place is awful. No good gifs, all about this bts nonsense.

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE MEN. NO FUN!

TIMELORDS MAKE MY LIFE TOO HARD THEY ARE TOO DRAMATIC. But my Timelady says we must offer men’s wear as well so here I am 😑

I only did Lord Borusa’s clothing because HE LET MY HAVE FUN WITH THINGS! I could make him look powerful and sparkly and it was AMAZING and now Lady Romana wants only “independent brands” good grief. And I want intergalatic peace. Have fun looking like a damsel in distress instead of a POWERFUL RULER WHO HONORS TRADITION WHERE IT MATTERS.

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Everything is lovely and busy as usual on the lovely red planet~ Lady Vulca wants desperately for us to sell our current home and move closer to the countryside…

She has been really inspired by nature and homesteading(unfortunately, I will admit our mutual friend who is a Cerulean is making it quite tempting). She really also loves those earth peacocks that were sent here. Vulca wants to raise some for the feathers they drop for accessories.

I am not a fan of doing those types of things, nor do I have time. I told her I will not be participating outside of paying for certain things for them. And I want the feathers high quality and clean. And not around the tot.

But we shall see! Who knows!

Cabins are in fashion, darling. Use tree farms, it’s not hard you know. Plus, there’s plenty of carbon for them in your primitive fossil fuel run planet. Happy trees and your poor lungs won’t be hurt, hmm? Vulca says hello but she does not want to return to earth especially with the child. Happy planting!

Oh, hey, Lambda. Been a while since I’ve heard from you. Hope everything is okay over there.

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My housemother is visiting our home tomorrow to spend time with our tot and Vulca will not let me call the Chancellory Guard to have her removed from the planet. #WivesShouldBeAllowedToDoThings 😔

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Good Rassilon not another agency blog. Next thing you know the damned Gallifreyan Internal Revenue Service will have their own blog with propaganda. And bad propaganda at that. I’m not impressed. 3/10. -Lord Cardinal Lambda

Oh hello! Nice to meet you! I’m Nix. Agent Ryker.

You do know we were founded to take after you, right? Had to get someone to keep balance after... well, I probably shouldn’t spoil that for you.

Again, nice to meet you, Lord Cardinal Lambda. I hope we get to know each other better.

[unitpropaganda]

Hello,

Would it be appropriate to say that renegade Timelords tend to cause harm to your species?

Thank you for your time,

Lord Cardinal Lambda

I mean the master tries his best and an afternoon in the doctors company does tend to leave the Brigadier asking for aspirin.

I'd guess the main risk is headaches?

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🤩

My my my what a pretty thing here

•H A I L • A stunning Peacock Mantis Shrimp showcases its incredible colours and patterns on a night dive. These amazing animals have the most advanced eyes in the animal kingdom, as well as the fastest strike! Tulamben, Bali • Olympus OMD EM1 Mk2 with 12-40 Lens Backscatter Miniflash and Snoot

Photo by Sam Glenn-Smith

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YOU HAD BETTER LEAVE LENORA ALONE MISSY! I DO NOT TAKE KINDLY TO THREATS AGAINST HELPLESS HUMANS!

-Lord Cardinal Lambda

Ok ok chill, I was only joking.

-Missy

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Can I have a Tardis?

Do you have a license issued to your legal name? Do you have the money to pay for either a rental or purchase? Do you have a scheduled trip approved by the Ministry of Extra-Gallifreyan Travel? Do you have the itinerary and all other papers copied onto a memory device appropriate and approved for Official Matters as laid out by the High Council? Do you have a copy of your identification papers? Do you have a legal will written and in your families care in case you do not return alive? Do you have food pills and emergency supplies? Do you think you have the right to ask me these stupid questions? Do I look like a matrix connection to you?

BEGONE! ITS NEARLY OTHERSTIDE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO GET THE WIFE AND MY HOUSE MOTHER IN LAW.

-Lord Cardinal Lambda

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Best House in your opinion? Or just generally a Chapter

THE PATREX CHAPTERHOUSE IS THE BEST 🤩

We just have such a grand, beautiful time. There’s always such cool works of art to study and appreciate and even participate in! My own Looming was included in a fine art work 😁.

As far as specific Chapterhouses, I love both Vulcas house and my own very, very much. They have been very supportive towards us, our marriage, and of course my little one.

Anyone who claims Prydonian is the best chapter is not fun hehe!

-Lord Cardinal Lambda

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Pride Month is stupid.

I am allegedly a “lesbian” and apparently an “abnormal” advanced sexual being EVERY month.

I will not be celebrating or changing my routine for this nonsense.

Earth is stupid and I will not go along with their nonsense.

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What are they exposing you for?

The usual nonsense:

“Your marriage was illegally arranged!” “You only had a child to start a Timetot clothing line!” “You’re only interested in Prydonian matters!” “You were only elected due to President Borusa and Chancellor Flavia’s quiet support!” “You use your money for frivolous things” “Lady Vulca is being abused!” “Your art is surface level!” “The love you show and claim to have is all an act! You are only married on paper!”

The claims are endless and entirely stupid. Think how much good in the world could come if people stopped writing these argumentative essays built on lies?

[timelordpropaganda]

Perhaps if the journalists who claim to “expose me” would focus their time on philanthropy perhaps more good would be done on our planet. Interesting how that works.