#lordcrimson

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Incorrect quotes collection

-♤ Incorrect quotes pt.1

All of riptide_pools' lmk AU's (by @riptide-pools )

-♤ Incorrect quotes pt.2

All of riptide_pools' AU + mine (by me)

-♤ Incorrect quotes pt.3

Flames & Ashes AU ft. Dragonstone AU/The dragon sisters (by @riptide-pools )

-♤ Incorrect quotes pt.4

Flames & Ashes AU ft. Dragonstone AU/Dragon sisters (by me)

-♤ Incorrect quotes pt.5

Flames & Ashes AU ft. Dragonstone AU/Dragon sisters (by me)

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I was bored so I decided why not post these??? I will probably take it down continue it. Who knows?

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Incorrect quotes pt.4 Flames & Ashes AU ft. Dragonstone AU/Dragon Sisters

Mei: My parents are strict, but they love me for who I am.

Redson: My parents also love me even when I disappoint them.

Yue & Lord Crimson who got traumatized by their parents and they despise them: ...

Red: Soooo when's the wedding?

Mei: Saturday.

Red: Ohhh, so that's why Lord Crimson is acting more weird than usual, and Yue is running after him.

{Lord Crimson making sure everything's perfect while Yue is trying to drag him to bed to rest}

Mei: Alright SO, how inexperienced are you? >:3

Red: Can't really say I'm inexperienced.

Lord Crimson: Me either.

Yue who wasn't been with anyone sensually: ..... I hate you so much, sister...

Mei: I love you too ☺️

After the wedding

Lord Crimson: That was a crazy day...

Yue, glaring at him: If you ever try to invite mine or your parents to something important to us, again, I will kill you in your sleep...

Lord Crimson: Yeah, yeah, come now, I know how badly you want to cuddle...

Yue: Slowly, lays on him, cuddling

Yue : I'm pregnant ^^

Mei: OMG YESSSS IM GONNA BE AN AUNTIE!!!

Lord Crimson : ....

Red : {Whispering to Lord Crimson} You forgot to use protection, didn't you....?

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Incorrect quotes Collection

This was written by me. Yueying is created by me and Lord Crimson is create by @riptide-pools :>

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Incorrect quotes pt.3 Flames & Ashes AU ft. Dragonstone AU/Dragon Sisters

Lord Crimson : Yue and I don’t use pet names.

Red : I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Lord Crimson : Honey?

Yue : Yes, dear?

Lord Crimson:

Red: Don't ever lie to my face again.

Red: How's the sexiest person here~?

Mei: I don't know, how are they~?

Red, flustered: I-

Lord Crimson, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

Yue: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Mei: You were flirting with Lord Crimson.

Yue: So what? He's my partner.

Mei: You asked him if he was single.

Yue:

Mei: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.

Mei / Red: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Yue: I'm a knife.

Lord Crimson, from across the room: She's the little spoon.

Red: Hey, Crimson? Can I get some dating advice?

Lord Crimson: Just because I’m with Yue doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Red: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Lord Crimson?

Lord Crimson: … No.

Yue: I do!

Red: I know, Yue.

Yue: I’m sad!

Red: I know, Yue.

Lord Crimson: Red, can I talk to you for a second?

Red : Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Yue are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Lord Crimson: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

Yue and Mei sitting in jail together

Mei: So who should we call?

Yue: I’d call Lord Crimson, but I feel safer in jail

Lord Crimson: Yue and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Red: *Sighing* What did Yue do?

Lord Crimson: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Yue: Who wants a steering wheel?

Red: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Lord Crimson : It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean, and Yue isn’t.

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Incorrect Quotes Collection

Pt.3 is written by @riptide-pools not me. Lord Crimson also belongs to riptide_pools, Long Yueying/Yue belongs to me.

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Incorrect quotes pt.2

FaBAU,FaAAU,CGAU,TSWAU, GCAU + DgAU

**Lord Crimson**:*Tortures ppl as a hobby*

**Yue**: *Loves to torture ppl or watch ppl while they sleep*

**Lu Sicheng**:*Watches ppl while they sleep*

**Li Xiú**:*Torture ppl as a hobby as well*

**Xiaoling**:*Eats ppl's souls when she bored*

**Xiao**:*Helps his sister find victims*

**Jian Yang**:... What the fuck is wrong with my family...?

**Hâiyáng**: Don't ask me,

**Wolf Spider**:Should... Should we send them to an mental asylum?

**Lady Crimson**:*With hesitation* Yes.

**Rai**:... I ain't paying for it.

**Rai**: You kids are weak... you can't even kill a fly-- ....

**The triplets & Twins who have traumatized every single innocent person they can find**: ????

*Yue and Hâiyáng arguing*

**Wolf Spider**: Is anyone going to stop them?

**Lady Crimson**: No, let me enjoy the drama.

**Lord Crimson looking for Yue.**: For fuck's sake... *Drags his mentally ill girlfriend to the ✨️ShAmE cOrNeR✨️*

**Lady Crimson**: OH COME ON, IT WAS GETTING TO THE GOOD PART

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Incorrect Quotes Collection

This is done by me. However, the only character that belongs to me is Yue. The rest belong to @riptide-pools .

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Incorrect Quotes pt.1

Kidnapper: I have your partner.

Wolf Spider: What? I don't have a partner...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Wolf Spider: Oh my god, you have Haiyang.

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Wolf Spider, about Rai and Lord Crimson: My god, would you two just get a room already?

Rai: Excuse me?

Wolf Spider: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?

Lord Crimson: ...

Haiyang: I ship it!

Lady Crimson: CAN YOU NOT!

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Lord Crimson: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip?

Wolf Spider: Yea, I could drink legally!

Haiyang: I could hang out with the boys!

Lady Crimson: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.

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Rai: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Haiyang: *raises hand*

Wolf Spider: *puts their hand down*

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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-

Lady Crimson: No returns.

**Demon**: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...

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Rai: What’s your biggest fear?

Haiyang: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Lord Crimson: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Wolf Spider: Zombies.

Haiyang: ...

Lord Crimson: ...

Wolf Spider: BUT they can open doors.

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Rai: Are you mad?

Lord Crimson: No.

Rai: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

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Lord Crimson: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Wolf Spider : ... Your what?

Lord Crimson: My friends.

Haiyang: Are they saying “friends”?

Rai: I think they're being sarcastic.

Wolf Spider: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Lord Crimson ! All of your friends are in this room.

Lord Crimson: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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Incorrect Quotes collection

Pt. 1 is done by @riptide-pools ,not me, so please DO NOT credit me for it, and the characters belong to her, not me.

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