Ok it turns out I ain't fucking finished here because it seems like everyone has stopped fucking talking about how @predstrogen @predesterone literally faced targeted harassment from terfs, nazis and the lolcow forms for YEARS to the point of her having to remake multiple times because she kept getting deleted due to mass report spamming and no matter how much she reached out to staff to ask them to help her they NEVER FUCKING LISTENED, then to further rub salt in the wound the ceo decided to personally delete @predesterone and ban her from tumblr for life just because Rita made a joke post wishing that the ceo would die in a car hammer explosion, then despite Avery not being on tumblr anymore the ceo took it upon himself to personally stalk her to twitter and breach data protection laws by revealing a bunch of blank blogs Avery had for shits and giggles just so he could keep personally harassing her, all this just for people to turn Avery's multiple year long harassment into "Ha ha another social media ceo had a meltdown!!! XDDDD" "CAR HAMMER EXPLOSION!!! XDDD", none of you actually care about the suffering of trans women and it fucking shows, you all make me feel sick!!!
Synopsis: You’ve been Hobies neighbor for around a year and you absolutely despise him. His stupid hair, stupid clothes, stupid music, and stupid boots. What happens when you find out he’s the one behind your favorite superhero’s mask?
Things to know! • Reader is obsessed with spiderman. Like totally in love with spiderman. • I use Spiderman and Spider-punk interchangeably (they’re both hobie) • A flat is an apartment in Britain • Reader uses british slang but isn’t necessarily british
a/n: so many people wanted this to be a mini series and i’m finally doing it!! idk how long this will be but i’ll post short installments for a while. Some will relate to others and some will be one parters.
Parts! -
One. (My) Nuisance
Two. Hate the AM, Hate the PM, But love you
Three. Drunk words are sober thoughts
Four. 10 Things i Hate about You
- The main story line is officially done! But the series isn’t over yet, more stories about Hobie and reader before and after the main story will come out soon!
Okay we ALL know the drill by now, so let's just get down to business. I'm going to make a concluding post about the previous vote event thing when I get around to it, but for now I'm going to do the marginally easier thing and open nominations for a newer bracket. This bracket isn't going to start until some other brackets in the fandom conclude, there's nothing that urgent abt this tbh.
Nominate as many seperate characters as you would like.
Don't nominate the same character more than once.
They can be any character from any campaign, including the one-shots.
You have to prove that a character is certified irredeemable BEFORE proving they're redeemable. I want to know their crimes before I hear the apologetics for them. Your problematic fav is innocent until proven guilty until proven to be redeemable actually.
This is like collecting data on your little brains n stuff like I'm just curious what you freaks are gonna submit, go wild with it, go absolutely silly.
“What in tarnation are you doing here? Didn’t you read the signs? This is private land, pardner”
Norm Allen Roleplay/ask account!
Main account: clownlozer
- my au, some things I will say will not be canon but I’ll try my best to stay true to the Norm 🫡
-DMS are open (you can ask for my discord too ig)
-I accidentally deleted my original account because of this (A-Clown-Loozer, yes I know I misspelt it) 😾
Fine with:
pretty much anything ig just… please, let me keep a bit of my remaining sanity
Dni:
usual DNIs, generally creepy people
I have all right to not respond to your request, Re-asking the same question 5+ time is a good way to make me NOT want to interact with you! (Unless your a friend or a mutual, you can do that if you want ig, go off pookie)
OOC: I’m making a post Out Of Character, usually to talk about something serious or just for something else :3
There are still smear campaigns going around about @predesterone / @predstrogen and it's only gotten worse ever since she got nuked by the ceo, so stay vigilant and keep combating any and all misinformation you see, WE CAN'T LET THEM FUCKING WIN THIS EASILY!!!!!!!
Have you ever heard of emoji tf? It's been getting increasingly popular with the younger Transformation enthusiasts. For those unfamiliar with it, it's comparable to a kind of humiliation variant of Bimbofication.
So you receive an emoji on your phone, a random one selected by the person trying to transform you, "😂" This one, for instance. After seeing it, your skin starts to turn yellow, and you get curvier. Your clothes change, standard stuff you see in most bimbofications. Your typing and speaking style tends to also get worse. Usually devolves into typical teenager typing patterns "u r such a lozer lol dis is hawt lol", you get the idea.
Then, here's the kicker, your face starts to turn into the emoji. at that point, you can't really emote anymore and you wouldn't want to anyway. You have a compulsion to act and talk in a way that fits the emoji your face has turned into. "🤢" For example this one would probably have you act disgusted about everything all the time like that character from Inside Out, with a bimbo flair.
Once you're fully transformed, you usually start texting your friends and trigger their own emoji transformation, after which they transform their own friends, and so on.
It's deceptively fast before it's too late, and the trigger is usually so innocuous that you wouldn't realize you're in danger of being transformed until it's too late. If your friends ever message you and their typing style isn't how you remember it being, or they seem off in any way, stop talking to them before it's too late.
Be really careful with this thing, I got lucky with it personally, but it's practically gone through my whole campus, and we're still trying to figure out what to do about it.
But why though?
Posting to share the information.
I’ll see if the guys at SunWoofer are working on anything to filter that out. Pretty scary stuff.
That being said if anyone wants to turn me into this beauty, have at it:
Haii again itz Bambi, Bambi already knows how to realy ruin thas lozer sisse. Bambi iz gona finaly gat sizzy estrogen hehhee, Bambi wil makk sur that sissy seez the changes wen itz 2 latee. Sissi cant se the posts Bambi makes because she doesn’t remeber them after trance, but Bambi does. Any rec is appreciated plz send enough to ruin lozer sisy