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Oh god get it away from me

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…didn’t Gabriel ALSO have a crush on Adam? Or was that Gadreel?

Someone did, I think. It’s been too long to remember who. Too bad for them! I won, Adam’s mine.

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show physical affection more often. Surprise him. A hug, a kiss, a pinch to the butt — something at a time he wouldn’t expect when it’s just you two. Don’t do it in front of other people though. Make it just for you two.

Alright, I’ll do that! I don’t understand the pinch on the butt part, but I’ll do the other ones!

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saw you reblogged a lot of that "little lamb" stuff...so whats your opinion on it?

I think it’s fitting, and quite cute~

Wouldn’t you agree, @og-dick-adam ?

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Adam not liking musicals is the sin that got him down here, they are one of the few good things humanity has made that I have in Hell

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besides ducks and probably snakes too, do you have a favorite animal?

Well those ARE my first two favorite animals, but after that probably sheep

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If Adam is a lamb, does that make you the ram?

I’m not sure, I wouldn’t say I’m any type of sheep

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They kicked me out of the chat. But I have Gabriel’s diary.

-Remiel 🌾

I’d love to hear about it

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Hello! Figured I should say hi since I’ve been causing a ruckus over on Adam’s end. Okay, are you ever going to actually ask Adam out on a date?

well he IS currently pretty wanted in hell considering how many sinners he’s killed so we wouldn’t have a lot of options, but I could probably deal with that, since you know, king of hell. Maybe I would, but I think I’d prefer if the little lamb asked me himself, if that’s what he wants~

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Char-Char told me I should get one of these tumblr things, so of course I agreed, anything for her! She said something about other people we know being on here, I think. Feel free to send me asks, i think that’s what those are called!

(I saw how fun these were and decided to make one! Loosely tied to a fic series on ao3 by @harpoonsnotspoons, who also has some hazbin ask blogs you should check out!)

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u should draw a picture of your least favorite person

I’m not much of an artist, but I think I will!

Maybe two of them, actually

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whats your favorite band?

AC/DC and the Crane Wives!

(I hope this is in character tbh I chose bands I like that I think he would too lol)

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DO NOT DO POETRY. he actually thinks its really boring

Ok got it

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dude, you should try getting into the same music he likes. Or learn guitar and play him a song. Shouldn’t be difficult for you.

That’s a wonderful suggestion, I haven’t played a guitar before and it’s quite different from a fiddle, but I’m sure I’ll get it!

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you could make Adam treats. Everyone has been feeding him snacks, so go blow them out of the water with a truly awesome cake or something.

This is a great idea! After all I’m quite good in the kitchen if I do say so myself!

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You all are very invested in our love life as it is, so I might as well ask for help.

Adam has a secret admirer and thanks to infernal site I can’t find out who it is and deal with them personally. But I uh- don’t know what to do to step up my game. I am clearly better and I will prove it, I’m just not sure how to yet! They write him poetry, so maybe I could try that? Suggestions, please. Anything works, except for a proposal.