#lucifer morningstar ask blog

[varicolorz]

Lucifer for my ask blog @themourninglight ! Check it out!

[themourninglight]

CITIZENS OF HELL! MY ASKS ARE OPEN! Ask me anything you want. Any degenerate question your little heart desires could be answered! EXCITING!! YES?! Well, ask now! (OOC: Check out my introduction post for more info on the universe or au this Lucifer is from! This Lucifer is from a version of the guard Alastor AU! Ask away!)

[lucifersducks]

Oh god get it away from me

[king-morningstar]

Hello And Welcome ! 🎪𖤐⇜🂱⇝𐬺🍎

this is a blog for all of you humans to ask me questions on, some other demons thought it might be a good idea since apparently i have a vast human fanbase (?)

whatever you wanna ask, the floor is yours!

-🎪your King of Pride.

taglist

- @featheryhoe - Ozzie (same mod)

(SEE @rottnstrwberriez FOR DNIs AND DON’T DMs)

ooc: I am Norman! my main account is @rottnstrwberriez. i made this blog to fill my Hazbin Hotel obsession :) if you’re curious or interested, leave an ask! it might be ooc and i am sorry abt that 😭

[onesidedradiostatic]

Vox winning just reminds me of that one post with like 50K+ notes that's like "the best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone" glad we can all clearly agree on that

yeah. yeah. you know at this point vox and lucifer should just have a pathetic-off instead of a "who's hotter" showdown

POINTS FOR AND AGAINST:

Lucifer

FOR

debuts making stupid ducks alone while not talking to his daughter

and is thus pathetic from the get-go

his wife left him

first words to his daughter for the first time she called HIM in years was "HEY BITCH"

almost managed to lose custody of his daughter to someone who only knew her for less than half a year

can't get his daughter's girlfriend's name right

AGAINST

he pulled lilith

possibly pulled eve too

he's literally the all-powerful king of hell and could probably beat your ass

actually managed to mend his relationship with his daughter

Vox

FOR

lost his own diss track against his rival

sings an entire number about not giving a fuck about his rival's return while being the only person TO give a fuck

tried to physically block a radio, an AUDIO output device as if it'd stop anything, failed at doing even that

his screen calls out the reason for his crashes and he seemingly can't control it

causes a city-wide blackout because his rival announced to everyone he rejected him

there is a non-zero possibility he was/is in love with said rival but said rival will never love him back

purposely avoided going to an overlords meeting and called his co-worker up at the very last minute to attend for him

the guy he appointed as a spy ended up being the very person to prove a sinner can be redeemed

episode 8

AGAINST

he is capable in literally any context outside of alastor

debuts actually acting cunning

capable of coming up with something on the spot without hesitation (voxtek angelic security)

feared by his employees

able to use manipulative language to stop val from going after the hotel

able to interpret val's "put something inside them" comment as appointing a spy

[king--of--ducks]

I am Lucifer Morningstar, King of Hell, sin of Pride!

🍎I am Lucifer Morningstar, but you can call me Luci’ or even Apple Daddy if you wish~🍎

🍎I have a daughter named Charlotte, but everyone calls her Charlie. And if anyone hurts her, well, I’ll fucking wipe them out. This is my game, I’m the ref!🍎

🍎Charlie has informed me that I, apparently, have fans on the internet? And I figured if there are people who love me out there, might as well talk to them! Take that depression!🍎

🍎No spamming walls of text/emojis in my ask!🍎

OOC:I have no association with Vivziepop or her characters, this is just an obsessed fan being bored and goofing off. Things will most likely be out of character at times, I’m just kinda having fun with this.

I also decided to edit my pinned post to add this bit. This blog has been covering sensitive topics lately such as sh, ed, sui, and more. If you are not comfortable with this, I try to tag the posts to the best of my feeble minded capabilities, but that is content you can find here, so be warned.

I have a Discord server

Oh wow, it’s lore!

The Morning(star)

The Scars of an Angel

A Brush with Death

The Blue-Gem series

The Blue-Gem series(2)

The Blue-Gem series(3)

The Blue-Gem series(4)

The Blue-Gem series(5)

Mod—

@sockmanduckman

Circle of role players—

Same mod—

@moxxies-wife—Blitzø’s employee #1

@mammon-money-maker—Nuisance

@wally-wackfords-wacky-blog—Blitzø’s old chum

@ace-loves-josh

Family—

@charlie-morningstar666–My beautiful little girl!

@the-moth-ex-angel—Soon to be daughter in law!

@alyxdefoisnthere—Bad sleep schedule daughter.

@damian-morningstar—Son

@headlessdeaddancer—My (step-)son!

@mcalastor—fiancé Freaky ass bitch.

@god-the-lord—My father has Tumblr?!?!

@bigdoginthesky—Another dad

@theholymessenger—Gabriel

@theholyhealer—Raphael

@michael-the-morningstar—Michael

@heavenly--knight—Another Michael?!?!

@ask-the-archs—2 for 1

@featheryhoe—King of Lust

Other—

@blitztheoissilent—Blitzø (formerly @blitz-horsie-enthusiast and @blitz-the-o-is-silent)

@logical-imp—Blitzø’s employee #2

@ducky-loyal-servant-of-lucifer—Cure for depression

@xxsmilingdeerxx—Freak

@radio-demon-on-the-air—Freak *2

@fizzythefrog—Blitzø’s bestie

@blue-gem-overlord—Ripoff Lapis

@heavens-gatekeeper—Petah!!!!

@king-mammon—Another Mammon

@sad-bird-stolas—My bestie

@the-original-dickmaster—My best friend

@the-exterminator—Adam’s petty ex

@lute-head-exterminator—Adam’s petty ex*2

@bad-boy-lover—Niffty

@nifftyhasaknife—Niffty*2

@penguinmaster9999—T and pals

@deadbeatbartender—Husker

[jazzappless]

kiss

kiss right now.

Lucifer grins at Alastor’s backside, summoning his wings and flapping over there, meeting Alastor in a short kiss as the demon turns, pulling away with a smug grin.

Alastor whacks Lucifer with his microphone.

“OW-“

[catwinterberry]

Cursed Cat Alastor ／(=✪ x ✪=)＼

This one was fun

[hells-greatest-performers]

Oh no they're both gonna be pregnant. Guess Lucifer got something else out of the deal toooooo

Alastor: *returns from bathroom and slams the test down*

Alastor: See! The tests are defective! I’ve never…well, ya know…before.

Lucifer: *feeling immensely relieved* oh…a defective product…that’s…good right? I mean it’s not like we both can be —

Alastor: *gags suddenly*

Lucifer: *concerned* Uh…Al? You okay?

Alastor: *holding himself together* I’m fi- *fades into shadows*

Lucifer: *concerned*

[appleasks]

Has Alastor ever taken a bite out of you? (in a cannibalistic way, not a romantic way lmao)

“haha  ...  i  don't  believe  i'd  even  let  him  get  within  cane-distance  from  me.”

[varicolorz]

Lucifer in my style ♥️

[themourninglight]

A WIP! SHOULDD BE GETTING THIS ANSWER OUT BY TODAY OR TOMORROW!! <3

[lucifersducks]

…didn’t Gabriel ALSO have a crush on Adam? Or was that Gadreel?

Someone did, I think. It’s been too long to remember who. Too bad for them! I won, Adam’s mine.

[charlie-is-a-rainbow]

What’s your favorite thing about your girlfriend, vaggie?

“Oh there is so many things! I love her style! Her smile! Her hair! Her laugh! I really like how protective she is cause I know she is only worried for me. It’s sweet! She is beautiful inside and out! I couldn’t have gotten more lucky!”

[lucifurducklord]

Hey Luci~ How do you feel about a woman with chubby cheeks?

I'll pinch them!!! Haha!