#lukewarmchicken

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Junko and Byakuya's idea of friendship is pitching different ways they could kill each other, but deciding not to and that is so wonderful for them. (Weirdos who think they're the dog keeping the cheetah from going crazy, but they're both cheetahs.)

They are PEAK fucking weird rich people (to the chagrin of their entire class)

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Kijo gets blackout drunk and wakes up gay married to Jin and he's like "this might as well happen"

Because the kirigiri family is a big deal, detective or not, and who is going to tell Kijo Togami gay marriage can't happen? Throw enough money at the right people and they'll make it happen.

Shitdad4shitdad

THIS MEME WAS ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WHILE READING THIS LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

It was just one of them wild nights lol

ORIGINAL MEME: https://x.com/kupahdraws/status/1720540647797518480?s=61&t=iHfFzB9Qnp5ShF1nhWp0JA

[shy-the-trash-lion]

Kijo is the definition of bi wrongs to me, and Byakuya inheirited the mankissing wrongs from his dad.

My personal headcannon is that Kijo MAINLY kisses woman but settles for kissing guys in private. (he also has a crush on a guy but won’t admit it)

And we all know Byakuya loves guys so 🤡✨

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How Byakuya texts Kyoko after an arguement:

It’s cringe but it works

[shy-the-trash-lion]

^^ The Kuzuryu-Kijo situation

Smiles at you 🤡✨

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[Gripping you by the shoulders] if we lived near each other i would show you all my cool toys and we can play the silly anime murder game and the silly tarot jojo game together

THAT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN AAAAGH

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Joke HC: Byakuya got The Talk and was like "... I refuse to believe the poor come from the same place I do."

Clearly he came about in a far more Rich And Cool way than the average Joe

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H

Hopital,,,, (NKG keeps beating me like he's tenderizing me)

SAME AGH

[shy-the-trash-lion]

Kijo in a fancy dress. He deserves to serve so much cunt.

He’s about to steal someone’s man ❤️

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Kyoko will be fine without a blanket. But Byakuya on the other hand is like the noble pillbug:

If it gets too hot he DIES, he gets too cold he DIES. Too much water? DIES. Too little water? DIES.

he's like if a childhood guinea pig was also a man

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Do you think Makoto is a blanket hog? He seems like the kind of guy to honk shoo so hard he becomes a little burrito of silly guy swag.

Yeah definitely, boy who loves being snug as a bug

He goes in the middle so the other two have a fighting chance for blanket lmao

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"80⁰F isn't too hot for me" you say, as if you didn't just figure out you've been living in a state of heat exhaustion.

I’m just built stronger

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Mondo and his design is a reference to Jojo Part 4 (best part fr even though i am partial to la squadra of part 5)

@ his execution:

So clearly he could use hamon to get out of this

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Byakuya and Makoto in the kitchen at 3 am eating shredded cheese together (kyoko walked in on them)

she joins

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Hey, turn on your boops, bestie.

My what

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I think Nagito and Hajime wrap around each other when they cuddle. Nagito always tries to be the little spoon and it ALWAYS ends in a tangled pile of limbs.

guys who are BOTH the big spoon, whether they like it or not