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#lusamine may be fairly good again by the time she got to pasio
jadeazora · 10 months
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The idea of these three working together is just so amusing:
Lysandre: *attempted genocide, almost blew up Pasio, and flash-boiled two people alive (with heavy implications he'd have done the same to a third person IN FRONT OF A CHILD)*
Lusamine: *froze dozens of not hundreds of Pokemon going by her room, and was super controlling/abusive to her two kids, tho she did get better/is actively trying to repair that relationship*
Rose: *just wanted to find a good source of energy and improve the lives of people, isn't like he actually knew who Giovanni was at first or even really had any substantial reason to distrust him aside from Oleana getting suspicious vibes* What is wrong with you people?! 😱
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Lysandre: Sometimes, in the course of human events, some people get boiled alive. 🤷‍♂️
Lusamine and Rose: WHAT
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Lysandre, having dinner with Rose to discuss some technological collab project: I can't stand this world becoming uglier. I would destroy the world in an instant so that beauty will never fade!
Rose, nervously: Uh...yes... Wouldn't we all?
Rose, texting Oleana under the table: OLEANA PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE
Oleana, already preparing to fire the sniper rifle, texting back: Don't worry, sir. I got you.
Also:
Lysandre, taking out Volcanion's Pokeball: "I have a plan."
Lusamine, Rose, AND Sycamore: "No murder."
Lysandre, sighing and putting away Volcanion's Pokeball: "Fine. I don't have a plan."
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