#lyftlife

[fcklossprevention]

Walmart receipts on app , when u scan your reciept youcan click reciept details on the showm reciept do that your phone displays a image of the reciept,screen shot that,use mark up on your ihpone to white outthe names and prices of items then insert text of what you want,not alwaysneccesary but to besafe make sure the time of purchasematches up to, I have a photo saved from a couple Walmarts for templates , I've done this over 30 times so far,for instance I put a 1000doar onthe recieptmake sure ghe one on my phone is some what accurate to my purchase,put tv in my car,use magnets to remove spiderwirethe on the way out simply flash myphone to the greeter and leave, due to the popularity of people shopping in store with the app they don't look into itreally

[galby68]

Döpple Me This.

I feel like my most recent posts could have seemed complain-y. I think folks who know me or at least get me understand I’m a verbal processor, to which this exercise contributes. Not to mention it spares my friends a lot of one-sided ranting about nothing. People who know me will also understand that I notice patterns. Not in a full Rain Man card counting type of way. it’s more of an I did well…

[diyinvestment]

[anokarina]

When a woman has to jump out of a moving car b/c a man threatened her when she asked for A/C in 88°F heat -FYI not a crime per @DCPoliceDept & @lyft ||| @PBS @npr @msnbc @nbcnews

[sleepyunic0rn]

Man I had a real cute lyft driver today and we got stuck in a bad accident traffic jam and he had to take a big detour. I felt awkward asking if I could get him a snack (or me... I’m the snacc) so I graciously thanked him and tipped him $10 😓

[patton20]

So on my way to work I was reading some memes, like one does and this really funny one came up. Usually I read them to the closest person to me so we can laugh together about the stupid shit. Here is the problem, the closest and only person close was the lyft driver. So I just sat there trying so thing what I should do. To laugh or not.

[spicyfire21]

I was forced to take a taxi home from the airport when my Lyft app on my old android phone would not work.

So say hello to iPhone 12 Pro Max! Be a good phone and I will treat you well.

[jayangellatigo]

Hey Get Free Rides when you use my code

[sprocketblog]

How to use a #bike to #excersize more during #C19

[galby68]

Tire(d)

The Silver Fox says I have the worst luck with tires of anyone he’s ever known. Despite his proclivity for hyperbole and my natural resistance to it when I hear it…I’m inclined to take that statement at face value. To wit: last Sunday night, I was driving up Sandy Blvd on the east side of the river and was getting excited that my nav was turning me onto NE 57th, as that 5-point intersection was…

[anokarina]

I’m just going to leave this here, part 2

[iamterriblyvexed]

Lyft Stories: Kevin is Mad or Kevin is Mad: A Rant Novella

*RANT WARNING*

How I wish this had something to do with Kevin the sex addict dragon with a Scottish accent from the audiobook I’m listening to but sadly it doesn’t.

(Trigger warning: sexism, racism, women in vulnerable positions, mocking of #MeToo movement, direct quote is culturally insensitive to German and Jewish people)

Attention Lady Lyft Drivers Or German Drivers Or Anyone Who Reads My Lyft Rants (I’m thinking of writing a book):

Kevin is Mad: A Rant Novella

Of course just when I’ve sworn off lyft driving for good and decide to get out there anyway because it’s pride month and the people need me, I get another flipping weirdo. I’m safe and I’m fine and yes I reported him and no the ride was only one mile so there was no point of kicking him out and easy for you to say because that escalates the already aggressive behavior and that’s NOT how I #SSDGM. This one was probably the scariest I’ve had since Sacramento Version of Rafa from Narcos Mexico (aka the first time Jenny experienced someone who had had a lot of cocaine) that works(ed?) at Cheaters. Beware of “Kevin” in Land Park. So second scariest of all time.

Kevin is mad at women (and Germany). Really mad. And I got to hear all about it. Because I asked about the weather. He’s mad that women (and others who cry about “white male privilege” but mostly women) are out to ruin his life and career for comments such as “boy I’m sweating like a whore in church” and “Germany is the worst country in the world, so much worse than Russia, and everyone’s forgotten the holocaust (I hope no Germans are reading this), which I can say because I’m

Jewish but no one cares it’s still white male privilege.” Also according to him the holocaust happened 50 years ago, and I really wanted to argue that because nothing angers me more than historical inaccuracy in a terrifyingly aggressive, sexist rant BUT I kept quiet.

Imagine that every time he says WHITE MALE PRIVILEGE during this rant he says it with the same barking eye-popping tones as Mad-Eye Moody says CONSTANT VIGILANCE!1!1!1!1!!!Then he got super pissed I wasn’t agreeing with him and kept asking me if I had anything to say for myself. As a woman in the patriarchy or whatever. The rant itself was like some insane monologue someone might have done in my high school drama class. I don’t know what provoked him. It might have been my face or my pride bracelet I wear every June. Or me saying the weather was nice compared to yesterday.

He did end up getting out of my car and said a bunch of vaguely Yiddish type things after I said “ok have a good night sorry bye.” Yeah I apologized to this complete moron, out of fear. Not my finest moment but all the hairs on my neck were standing up and my gut told me not to antagonise for once. Was he really jewish? Does it really matter? That was the only time a man has gotten that aggressive with me completely unprovoked.

It’s scary out there in the lyft scene sometimes, but it’s scarier for female passengers than it is for drivers. This pisses me off because I’m thinking of quitting and my reason for driving isn’t money or any kind of benefit. It makes taxes difficult and messes up my car. I do it for every woman and every queer person who gives me a sincere thank you for being a safe space or a female driver working nights. I do it for them. I didn’t have lyft when I was in college walking to lightrail in the dark after night classes. I would have loved to have lyft. That’s why I mainly hang out on college campuses at night when I drive. But enough is enough man. It’s not worth it.

Please do put on my gravestone that I was murdered because I pissed off a sexist pig. Because that’ll be how it happens, Mark me James. And everybody get drunk and remember me as you listen to Flogging Molly’s Swagger album. I’ve been told funeral pyres are illegal and don’t allow for proper disposal, so scattering my ashes into McCovey Cove from kayaks will do.

This scheduled rant has now concluded for the evening. To the one person who read this and doesn’t follow me on Twitter where the good juicy shit lives.

Note: lyft has a no weapons policy, before you ask. It works about as well as you think it would against assholes. Sacramento in truth is full of mostly good, well-adjusted drunk people and rides like this are fewer than 5% of total rides, on average. Based on my collected statistics (2,388 life time rides, 2016-2019)

Results may vary.

[therealbiggo]

It's rough out there... #LyftLife #TheGrindIsReal (at Denver, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/CIBrwrGBOwp/?igshid=14zgde7wg2og7

[sgvalleytransporter-blog]

More rules your Rideshare Driver Wants to Tell You....But Won't.... For More Rules of Rideshare go to: https://sgvalleytransporter.com/category/the-rules-of-rideshare/  

[maxmorse]

What a ride. #lyftlife (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvmbOYKAWEy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1q54w8k8sldql