#ma'am stop it

[thiziri]

Princess Anne staring her husband Sir Tim Laurence attend The Second Day of The Festival of British Eventing at Gatcombe Park, on 05 August 2023 🥰💕

[egophiliac]

starting off with an amuse-bouche of some of my initial favorite bits! y'all, this update was WILD.

[clementimetodie]

I just...

I just don't understand.

everyone who has ever seen it believes ratatouille is the perfect movie, but isn't the fact that louigi never actually learns how to cook antithetical to the point of the story???

[cozylittleartblog]

i forgot i was wearing lipstick today

[alexxmason]

Your body, my temple

Thank you to @everlastingstarlight for this gift piece of Tom and Lae'zel by @tadpole-apocalypse ❤️ they look so good and this pose is everything 😭❤️

[niidsch]

Blue Eye Samurai || Mizu

[madisonbeersource]

madison beer during her spinnin tour

[lastoneout]

You know it's kinda hard to take doctors seriously when they say "your Google search isn't the same as my medical degree" when I have, on multiple occasions, asked my doctor a question only for her to immediately fucking google it right in front of me. Like I don't expect you to perfectly remember every single thing you learned in the eight years you were in med school at the drop of a hat but like idk Doc I don't really feel like you have the high ground on this one!

[archivistprotocol]

*slams into the room with all the grace of a baby and knocks shit off the tables, sending the red string board flying*

forget that relationship tension for a second (dw, i'm Thinking About It). SAM. PUT THE FORMS DOWN. and for the love of everything holy and good, DO NOT GO TO THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE RUINS. you wanna be the next redcanary??? that's where you're fucking headed, buddy. i know the saying is "curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back," but in this case, there ain't nothin' to be satisfied about when it comes to exploring some ol' spooky ruins that are gonna grab you by the feet and drag you further in until you don't know if you're you anymore, or some unwilling servant to a gluttonous, knowledge-seeking eldritch horror. or, you know, you end up dead. there's that. sam. my man. put the forms down, stay the FUCK away from the magnus institute, and figure your shit out with celia and alice because i swear to the unholy eldritch horrors that if you hurt alice in your ill-advised crusade to unravel your past and the secrets of the magnus institute, something worse than a tunnel goblin gouging your eyes out is coming your way.

[thiziri]

Princess Anne attening a Julie Andrews Tribute Evening, at the The Waldorf Hilton, London, on 07 October 1989.

[phoenixcatch7]

Honestly can't get over the three springs quests, in that link and hylia held multiple, actual conversations, where hylia asked him to check on the mother statue, he explained the situation, and she thanked him and asked for a dragon piece again, that the offering might boost her power and she could send it through to the big statue. That, and the bargainer statue possessing her plateau statue, implies a really weird relationship between hylia and her idols.

Like anyone listening to link about it would be like,

Link: and then I found my first sages will! I had no idea what it was for at the time, hylia had mentioned it but she never explained -

Person: hold up hold up hold up. Lady hylia? The mother goddess?? Protector of hyrule???

Link, who's only ever been able to remember getting instant responses and knows zelda not hearing anything was a big deal the whole kingdom knew about:...... Yeah?

Person: lady hylia?

Link: *mildly discomfited* yes?? I mean she's busy but I keep her updated, you know? I trade the sages wills with her to enhance the vows, but like I said, I didn't know that at the time, and I'm finding these things just in chests, I'm really not sure they're corporeal enough for -

Person: can we rewind hylia talks to you??

Link, cottoning on a bit: is that not... Normal?

Person, shrieking: NO THE HYLIA STATUE COMING TO LIFE AND TALKING TO YOU ISN'T NORMAL NO ONE DOES THAT????

[starrtoon]

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[mayxthexforce]

It's so funny how Disney will rather bring Ventress back from the dead with zero explanation, fake dementia and fish for sympathy points by pretending she's anywhere near the same level of manipulated as the literal men created to be cannon fodder in the war- when she herself enslaved, manipulated and killed people just because she wanted to, than ever explain what happened to Barriss or even mention her.

[cultofsappho]

📸 Casey McQuiston via Instagram stories.

Casey made their book characters in bg3!!!

[jenlrossman]

[killerpancakeburger]

Not getting over the duality between when you meet Rugan for the first time and he plays the Big Bad Zhent, promising you that Zarys will have your head if you steal their cargo, threatening you to be sure you don't cheat him if you convince him to make a deal "the Black Network had eyes and blades everywhere", kinda showing off with "I'll tell my associates to expect you".

And when you reach their hideout and Zarys just fucking roasts him publicly non. stop. "YOU GAVE THEM THE PASSWORD??" "You have fire in you, if only Rugan was like that we wouldnt be in this situation". "The Zhentarim look out for one of their own - even if it’s Rugan."

She's really like "Yes Rugan is the moron of the crew urgh Im so done I will complain about him to every single person walking by"