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apollos-boyfriend · 2 months
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it’s 2024 and i still forever stand by the idea that the best and funniest possible outcome for ojordan and oscott was soulmates. scott “hates jordan’s ass” smajor and jordan “didn’t even know he liked men” sparklez should’ve had a beautiful one-sided rivals to friends to lovers arc and i will die on this hill
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apollos-boyfriend · 2 years
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tfw you realize that guy you’ve hated because he reflects everything you feel you can’t be is actually kind of cute and oh fuck maybe all that hatred was a cover up for something else
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apollos-boyfriend · 2 years
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the ideal explanation/dynamic/etc for o!jordan and o!scott’s colors merging is still that they’re soulmates for the sole dichotomy of scott going “oh fuck what do you mean THIS guy is my soulmate i can’t stand his guts he is the physical reminder of all my flaws what kind of sick joke is this” with maximum angst vs jordan in the corner just going “huh. i didn’t even know i liked men. okay” and just moving on
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apollos-boyfriend · 2 years
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Fake fic title: The last light in the darkness
"i was one of those, once," scott mutters bitterly, glaring up at the night sky with nothing short of true malice. jordan hums, questioning, so scott continues, "a star. i sometimes wonder if i was the only one, or if every star is someone like me."
he doesn't know which is worse. the selfish part of him wants others to be suffering alongside him. the hurt part of him wants no one to have to have gone through the same thing he did.
OR:
scott is still haunted by his time alone in space. jordan is there to comfort him.
[fake fic ask game!]
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apollos-boyfriend · 9 months
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honestly i joke about my schlarklez being toxic yaoi but like. with the exception of some college shenanigans + the Initial Adam Incident they’re like. barely even anything. at best they’re a 1 on the toxic yaoi scale. they’re more annoyances than anything which is Not healthy but in the grand scale of things could be much worse. my REAL toxic yaoi is in my majorcaptain bullshit that i never post about but think about every fucking day
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apollos-boyfriend · 2 years
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anyways. inheritance aside. i think the jordan/scott ship name should be majorcaptain. bc military titles and how major is the rank above captain
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