#mal is still a baby dont let her drink

[gamergirl929]

This is a masterpiece, puts The Mona Lisa to shame.

[writingsteph]

Mama Press/Baby Mal Fic 2

Enjoy this random drabble that’s been in my head. Hoping to get my muse so I can finish my main fic!

Also here’s a previous USWNT one shot I’ve written: https://writingsteph.tumblr.com/post/189229035977/uswnt-one-shot

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“Go on mama Press” Christen heard Tobin tell her. Their coach had just asked about Mal’s whereabouts during the morning meeting. The forward took a deep breath and shook her head, frustrated with Mallory before 9 am. Usually it took a few hours of Mal being awake to feel this way!

Mama Press was ready to dig into the young forward for being late (yet again) as she pushed the door to Mallory’s room open, but her heart thudded when she saw her young charge doubled over by the toilet.

“Oh Mal.” She rushed over and massaged the child’s back while the teen emptied the contents in her stomach. She also sent a quick text to Tobin letting her know Mal was sick and they should start without them.

Once finished the girl leaned into Press. The woman felt awful for having been so ready to scold the girl when in reality she wasn’t feeling well.

“What hurts baby?” Christen cooed, putting a hand on her forehead. She felt relief when there was no fever, “Is it just your tummy lovey?”

Mallory nodded, “this is my thirddd t-time throwing up.” She had tears in her eyes, “B-but I think I f-feel better now.”

Christen kept running circles on the girl’s back, “Why didn’t you wake me up or tell me you were feeling bad?”

The child looked away, “I-I didn’t want Sonnett to laugh at me for having to go to you for a third time this week.”

Christen held her tight, “You know Sonny wouldn’t do that. She hasn’t said anything about you needing me yet, right?”

“N-no. I guess not.”

“She’s your friend Mallie. I promise you she understands.”

The girl stayed quiet and basked in Christen’s affection, “I’m sorry, I know you’re up here because I’m late to our meeting.”

Christen hummed in response while the girl molded into her side, “You got sick Mal pal. You don’t have to apologize.” She felt Mallory drop her whole weight onto her, making the motherly figure cringe, “Honey you’re definitely dehydrated. I’m not sure if you can practice.”

Mallory’s head shot up, “What?! Yes I can! I’ll just drink the Pedialyte that you make me drink after practice when it’s really hot!”

Christen sighed she had to get back down but she also had to figure out what to do with her little one without a tantrum being thrown.

“Let’s take it one step at a time. You can come down with me and then the team doctor can check you out, see what they say?”

Mallory pouted, not liking her chances. She gave out a guttural whine and shook her head, but ceased her protests when a hand patted her bottom, “Mallory you will not practice unless they check you. You know that’s not just me talking but Jill too.”

“No fair!”

Christen sighed. Their teenage forward was the whiniest little thing.

“Sweetheart, dont start.” Two pats that left more of a tingling sensation than Mallory would’ve liked, “Now come on, let’s get up now.”

She stood up and extended her hand out, watching as the teen was was shaky to get up. Further proof she wasn’t okay.

“Brush your teeth hon while I let Jill know.”

When Mal had sufficiently cleaned herself up she stood by the bathroom door, looking weak as ever.

“Come here baby. I’ll carry you.”

Without hesitation Mal extended her hands to be lifted. She immediately wrapped her legs around the woman while Christen adjusted her on her hip.

“Good girl.” Christen praised making the teenager blush red. She hid in the crook of the woman’s neck, loving the back rub she was receiving once more, “The team’s gonna call me baby mal again.”

Actually they always called her baby mal. The young player just didn’t realize it. And although she loved to be babied by Press, she still did not like it when her age got the better of her in front of the rest of the team.

“I’ll nutmeg every single one of them if they do.” Christen joked getting a giggle that turned into a yawn from her girl.

Ahhhhh, and a sleepy girl. Hopefully she could leave Mal in the locker room napping while they practiced.

“Do you want me to put you down instead? I can hold your hand.”

The girl gave a simple shake of her head, “No mommy.” She whispered, her inhibitions gone when in Christen’s arms. It also told the mother that Mal really wasn’t feeling too well. The name ‘mommy’ only came out when Mal was sick or upset.

Another yawn as Mallory laid her head once more on Christen, “I feel tired.”

“I know little one. You can lay your head on my lap during the meeting okay?”

Mallory’s eyes were already closed however. She knew Christen would figure it out for her. Her mama Press.

[forgedarcana]

Apprentice Malon  Main six / L.I relationships

I was possessed by inspiration and im about to make it everyone elses problem shjdjfhsdhf. but Here’s Mals relationships with major and minor characters, excluding the Arcana.

Asra:  Best friends. Fellow goofballs, They both can go on their odd way with no question from the other. Their vibes just flow well together. Asra is happy to try and teach mal a little more about using magic, and Mal is happy to help man the shop while Asra’s out. She doesnt question his decisions often, assuming that he, like herself, just has his reasons for what and how he does.

Nadia: Tentative Romance. Nadia didnt understand Mal at first. Malon was unrefined, distracted, and hard to comprehend often. But with time, Nadia came to understand Mals hidden language. The why’s to her whats, the roundabout ways things made sense to her, and, how in her own way Mal was still helping, even if Nadia wasnt seeing up front results. It took some time, and many late nights opening up to each other. Likewise, Mal at first struggled with understanding Nadia, with accepting the finer lifestyle. She truly began to bond with Nadia when they came to an understanding about the deeper aspects of eachother, that Nadia was more than money and style, that she was adventurous, creative, intelligent, and incredibly strong, inside and out.

Muriel: Muriel wasnt a fan of Mal at first. Mal was too hands on, too energetic, too much. Her background in the coliseum didnt help much either, despite Asra’s initial thought that maybe it was something they could relate with together. They truly began to get along when Asra’s interventions lessened, letting them adjust to each other naturally.It also helped that Mal got along well with his chickens, and that she responded well to local wildlife. The two of them bonded the most over nature, over herbs and creatures, especially once Mal understood that she had to calm herself a little more around Muriel. Mal tends to relax and open up around Muriel, feeling free of judgement despite his grumpy disposition.

Portia: These two were on special wavelength almost immediately. The moment they began their shenanigans together, the two of them were tight as crossed fingers. Blatantly affectionate, goofy, and curious together, whether Mal romances Nadia, Portia, or the both together, Mal and Portia build a strong bond together. Theres a special tenderness between the two of them, a sort of affectionate calm that theyre allowed to have in private, whether its cuddling at Portias home, talking together in the library, or in the garden, where Mal is making up names for every plant despite knowing each one by name. It gets a laugh, and thats what matters~

Julian: For a while, Malon didnt know how to feel about Julian. Picking up weird vibes between him and Asra, Mal had mixed feelings for a bit. However, upon getting to know him more personally (thanks to a chance meeting at the tavern and a night of drinking, revelry, and shenanigans) Malon and Julian came to be actually decent friends~ She took exceptional interest in his understanding of medicine and science, and his recounting of the plague, and caught him off guard with rather insightful theories about the plague. Most often their time together is spent at the Rowdy Raven, talking, drinking, and most definitely embellishing stories for eachother.

Lucio: Catch these hands, goat man. Okay but truly....Malon is not a fan of him. Never is Mal more contradictory, insufferable, and difficult than when interacting with Lucio. While she not privy to his personal backstory, no matter which route you take with her, she understands that a lot of pain in the people she cares about has been caused by him, and she does not have an interest in redeeming him.

Bonus Round

-Faust: Baby girl. baby. Mal is gonna smooch this little snake. 

-Morga: Mal kinda has a crush on her, in the way one just really gayly admires someone while having no wish to try romancing them. She admires the strength and the straight forwardness of her. Mal is most likely to behave, becoming more honest and straightforward herself in the presence of Morga

-Valerius: oh this man is fucked. He has no issue upending a wine glass all over her, she has no issue dumping the contents of a plate in his lap.

-Volta: Even Mal struggles to understand where all that food goes. More than anything, she’s impressed, but something about Volta still unsettles her.

-Vulgora: Another “catch these hands on sight”. Vulgora activates fight or flight in Mal, but unfortunately She’s more Fight than flight, and she’s about to try making it Vulgora’s problem.

-Valdemar:  Valdemar also unsettles Mal, but her want to learn what they know tends to overpower her apprehension, to their annoyance. There's a part of valdemar that appreciates a curious mind, but nowhere near enough to ever build any form of partnership or long-term interaction between them.

-Vlastomil: Too many worms, even for ‘one with nature’ Malon. He holds the sense of rot and sickness, and like the other courtiers, he brings with him an unsettling feeling that puts Mal on edge.

Other Mc’s:  I dont know, why dont you tell me? 👀👀

[hitchell-mope]

Just put on the movie

And there we go. The dedication is there.

Oh god the rapping.

My palms will be bloody by the time this is over.

But I like the parallels to the first movie

To much auto tune

There goes my heart Disney.

Oh lord that’s high

Bbys. Smee twins

WHY WASNT DIZZY THERE FROM FILM TWO

There’s my child Celia

MY BOY!!!!

I mean Mal has a point.

He thinks it through

I love him so fucking much

Loving Doug’s hair

Rat bastard. Rat bitch. Rat fairy (Adam belle Verna)

Fuck off leah chad Audrey

😍😍😍😍. This version is better then d1

SUCK IT PASTEL COW

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Oh Evie love. Just tell him you love him

FUCK OFF YOU GERIATRIC BITCH

YES WE WOULD PREFER MAL TO YOU YA BITCH

I hate you Adam and belle

Ben and the other three are adorable family

Still hating Audrey. So. Fucking. Much

Love the purple limo

WHY IS TREMAINE NICE. IT MAKES NO SENSE

Bal parent vibes are strong

They shoulda painted the limo roof purple

Dying of cuteness

Proud fiancé Mal. Love it

Fuck off leah

Here’s papa hades. And the ham.

DRAGON MAL. WHOO HOO

Ah well. Nice while it lasted

NOT HER JOB PASTEL COW

So. Much. Ham.

Poor girl. Ouch.

🤮🤮🤮🤮. I still hate her and her geriatric bitch of a grandmother

Oh bitch please. First words out of your mouth were creel. And it ain’t abated

I’m supposed to be sorry for this sad act? I don’t think so

So. Much. Rapping

Oh. SPARE ME WOMAN

Still theft. Throw her on the isle with her grandmother

Lonely and friendless. Because Mal is so much better then you ya limp noodle

Gotta be bad on the back

YOU DESERVE A SLAP AROUND THE FACE YOU SPOILED BRAT

Seriously though. The actual singing is better then the rapping. So gotta give satah her dues

Fuck off grown ups.

YOU PUT THEN THERE IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACD

Blue bitch. Just like always belle

Ok. People. You can see it’s hurting bal to do this. KILL THE BEAST

DONT CRY BABY BOY. PLEASE. LAST TIME ALMOST KILLED ME

Murder. The fucking. Parents

Evie. Evie’s sensible. Listen to your sister Mal.

And here comes the guilt. Like always. The narrative blames Mal

That darn cake

Ah. Pain. Hug them now

And jump scare

Oh god. Shut up Audrey. You’re a sore loser

Eh. The prosthesis look ok

Audrey. Nutter. Ben was more then ready to start the honeymoon when Mal was a dragon. Do you really think a hag would stop him?

😂😂😂😂

Oh boy

That’s a lie and you know it bluey.

At least the bikes have an explanation

Why the red for Evie though

And the mutt speaks

Fuck off Chad. I hate you so much

This bitch again

So shrieky.

Kiss ass

Real original

Jump Jane jump!

So many neck cricks

No one tells him anything

Cella’s right Mal

Overly long gag. But cute

Awww 🥰🥰🥰🥰. At least he’s a good dad

Nice reference

And the fear mongering begins.

And here’s the cryptid. He shoulda died in it’s going down

Psycho bitch pirate whore

Cella’s a troll and I love it

The vehicle needs an oil change

At least he’s sleeping. Though that position can not be comfortable

At long last the reveal.

He’s funny. And hot. (I can see where @mochacake2016 is coming from)

We know! We know

And here’s the music

😂😂😂😂.

He’s got a point

Ok.

THERES NO PHONES ON THE ISLAND QUEEN MAL

She actually sounds like jade west here

So far. Besides the proposal. This is my favourite song. Mostly for Hades great looks. Great voice

And the tambourine

Would be better with purple and blue fire effects. But no. We can’t have nice things. They spent the budget on pirate whores make up

She’s got a point. They both do

LISTEN TO HIM

Proud papa

C’mon girl. Cry

Of course she told her sister

He’s a good king.

T-shirt should be ripped.

🤮🤮🤮🤮. Hate her so much

And. Here. We. Go.

Benny. I love you. But did you not hear what she said to Evie when you first met the vks. Of course not. You were lost in Mal’s eyes.

Oh god. PLEASE SOMEBODY GO AND MELT HER

Whore man is probably skunk drunk. Gil’s cute as ever though

Throw hook in the water. And keep it there.

🎶she’s back🎶

And there screwed

He makes feel physically sick

Uma. I love ya. But honestly. Mal owes no one anything. It’s not her job.

No it ain’t

Jay’s got a point

Oh honey

Hook. In the words of the irreverent Captain Jack Sparrow “if the bikes be crashed properly. You be crashed along with it”. Not you Gil. I like you

Mother hen strikes again. Uma ain’t buying what she’s selling

Pure child Celia. (I don’t use this very much but) Gil’s babey (it feels wrong to type£

Chicken arms. No brains. No wit. No dance skills. No rapping skills. Ya basically a walking corpse hook

The dogs giving me a nervous twitch.

I hate the pair of them so no. No sympathy for prince douche bag

Gil makes me cry so simply

Stab the pirate jay. Please. For all of us

Psycho bitch

I want. It. Dead. Brutally. Dead

And more music. If this weren’t Disney they coulda melted them yo pukes of goo and pour it down Harry’s throat.

Oh god

So she can’t count either. Just like her brother

Definitely cha cha slide.

Deep sigh

So much ham.

Here’s a funny idea. How about instead of a bloody pantomime. ACTUALLY FUCKING FIGHT YOU FECKERS

Synchronised armour dancing. That’s new

Oh for fuck sake

Ha ha. Save it for the sob story bitch

What’s next a kick line

Thank god I was wrong.

Hook should be suffocated under the armour right now. Put us out of our misery

Care bear alert

I had to have a flu jab today. And it weren’t as painful as every single nanosecond hooks on screen

Love the platonic affection (I hate the very concept of malvie. What did you expect?)

Mother alert

Don’t eat wild fruit honey

So cute. But so dumb

Oh. Phineas and Ferb reference

Awww babies.

Don’t you dare tell me Mal doesn’t care.

THEY FOUND DOUG

Uma’s so done with care bear bs

More singing. Yay(!)

Please. Remind me again exactly why this is a DCOM. Cause it honestly does not feel like it what with the backstory pirate whores entire existence and the choreography

How has evie not broken a leg in this number.

Believe me Mal and Uma. I feel your frustration they go together like peanut butter and chocolate spread. (Perfectly if you didn’t know)

Where is she going?

She knows how R&J ended right? Double suicide. Why the romanticism huh?

HE IS NOT A RAG DOLL! Though props to Zachary for not corpsing

How can you hate Doug. He’s adorable. Best straight couple ever

There’s ma boy. Rip Harry’s throyatvout plwae.

Ben’s always been hot. But this is definitely working for me.

Awww. Carlos helping his papa

Wet Ben. Yum

Awww. Janelos cuteness.

Love the beard. So good. 🤤🤤🤤🤤

Someone murder the man whore before I do.

He makes me wanna throw up. And I’m not physically capable of doing that

@rpsocsandcanonohmy. I get where you’re coming from. But I also get where Ben is coming from. Sunbeam did get him abducted. And man slut tried to feed him to sharks. So I do understand both points. Doesn’t mean you’re wrong though

JUST. EXPLAIN. HIS MIND IS BEAST ADDLED

Shoulda let Ben slash hooks throat jay. You’re slipping buddy

Mal’s eating crow

Hopefully he chad suffocates. Then she’s have done one thing that wasn’t completely worthlessly reprehensible

🎶feelings🎶

And it had to ruin it

Te-am work. As plankton says

Proud sister

Boys are back. (With dude and the mutt in tow)

YAAAAAAAAAY

I hate happy harry. But I do like happy Uma. Eh. Double edged sword

BAL THIRST. FINALLY

Shoulda gone with Janelos. Jarlos is from big time rush

Oh they’re so cute

Poor Doug.

DOUG AND GIL FRIENDSHIP.

So. Update. Might be like Mal. (Definitely loving Ben’s facial hair)

Yawning over chad. So pathetic

Her seat from him douchey mcuseless

Poor Janey

Cats outta the bag

Once again. I kinda understand all points. Yeah Mal shouldn’t have lied. But Uma didn’t really give her and choice. And Evie just kinda assumed. And no one really lets her explain anything.

Hooks still pathetic. Even hurt emotionally I still wanna punch his roger rabbit looking face (Sorry Roger)

Oh dear

Mal. Don’t apologise. You did what you felt you needed to do. And no gives you a chance to explain. Ever.

Yes. You needed to do what you could.

Excellent acting all around as usual

Evie. Look. I love you. Your favourite number seven. But WHY IS IT YOUR SISTERS JOB. WHY DOES EVERYONE MAKE IT MALS PROBLEM

Ha! Evie said it. She said family.

Oh fuck. Taken for granite

More singing.

Monster/story/invincible

I do want to stab Harry in the mouth with the hook

More flashback. Yay(.). Couldn’t they fill out the runtime

Flashbacks. TO THE START OF THE SO G THE FLASHBACK IS FROM. OH FOR FUCK SAKES

More dragon.

Audrey’s performance might make me a vegetarian

How is it not crushed by the claws?

Fire should be green

Yay. Auds dead. Please say yes?

The twins say literally one thing

From magical incantation to vaguely irritating verbal tick. Well alright then

Evie. Why do you sound so sad. It’s a good thing Audrey’s dying. The ultimate price and all that. You should be glad. It’s a good thing

Mal: he’s my father. Ben: shocked face. Me: makes a sound like a boiling kettle

Bye bye facial hair

Die slut

More eating crow

The in laws meet

Exactly hades. Exactly. Knee beast in the dick

God Ben’s so hot.

Bite Adam’s throat out please hades

Should’ve let Audrey waste away. And sent granny to Tartarus to meet her

OH SPARE ME YOUR BLEEDING HEART ROUTINE! I still hate you in a fundamental level

OH FINALLY YOU GERIATRIC BITCH

Nice little family moment

What the fuck is Evie’s dress?

Queen Mal has a very nice ring to it.

Sure you can. You owe them noting. You owe nobody anything

Jay has a pull back braid in his hair. Yay!

“Audrey would be gone”. You say it as though that’s a bad thing

“Insert woody woodpecker laugh”. Fuck you Adam

Compromise. Bring the vks over. And plop Adam Audrey chad anleah on the isle. Sink it into the ocean

Why didn’t Verna bring the barrier down. Oh yeah. Cause then she’d be useful

More singing

At least this takes place in daylight

I still hate harry

Push Harry in the drink please. IM LITERALLY BEGGING YOU

God I love Ben and Doug

Why the Charleston?

I still hate tremaine

Well. Jane. In ZM. You met Mal. She’s Carlos’s mother in this au

Giljay. It’s cute

So Harry makes me ill right upbto the end. Now he’s related to purple and blue

🎶a bitch is in the dog house🎶. And deservedly so

🤮🤮🤮🤮

Sweet little king

Oh boy

Whore has a turkey neck

This is the end. Good movie. With some unneeded bits. I’m gonna change a lot in ZM part three. And both dedications broke me.

[jamiedodgerart]

hey i marathoned da2 over the course of a week at @1500birds‘s house and drew a lot of stuff for it. there’s info in the captions but im gonna talk more about him under the cut (spoilers for all of da2)

this is mal hawke! (short for malcolm, he was named for his dad.) he’s a rogue

mal’s pretty purple, his emotions are behind 7 layers of jokes but he’s very dedicated to his family. he took his role as eldest sibling seriously- haha, no, he teased the shit out of carver and let bethany climb irresponsibly tall trees with him, but he did really care and look out for them. he was kinda lowkey a highwayman before the blight- probably did some poaching, robbed a few rich merchant vans, stuff like that. gambled and got drunk a lot.

blight happens, ogre smushes carver. in the moment, his mother blames mal. and although later she apologized and forgave him, he never forgot, and never forgave himself.

(aveline killed the ogre btw. mal was taking care of grunts, halfway across the field)

he joined the smugglers when they got to kirkwall. it wasn’t too far from what he did before and he wasn’t keen on going out of his way to harm people. he was good at finishing fights, though, and he gained a reputation for it over his year with the smugglers. it got his family into the city, and for that it was worth it.

mal got along REALLY well with varric, merrill, and anders (whom he later fell in love with. more on that later) he didn’t always agree with aveline, but they were still close, and he really didn’t get along so well with isabela or fenris. ah well. he tried to be friends, tried to help, but it didn’t work out.

he almost took bethany to the deep roads. almost. but as he was planning who to take... well, out of the game, my friend bran spilled the beans and said something very bad would happen if i did. EDIT bran said i got that part wrong and that i figured it out myself, which i forgot, and ordered me to clear their name. official statement: bran kept that secret. so mal had a really bad gut feeling and took merrill instead. bUT SHIT, SHE GOT CAUGHT BY THE CHANTRY INSTEAD OF DYING. i GUESS that’s better. but still, mal blamed himself for not being there to protect her.

so apart from lingering guilt, mal’s doing pretty well in act 2. hes got a relationship going with anders, hes financially stable, bethany’s doing pretty well, considering, he’s got a cool house- oh and kirkwall’s headed towards possible war but that’s nothing new, is it. 

a bit more bg on mal hawke: he’s real fond of compromises. in his mind, there’s always a way out, always a third option. he’s pretty pro-mage, bc he did grow up w two mages in his family and never really learned to fear magic, and later because he spent a lot of time with anders, whose enthusiasm for mage rights is kind of infectious.

that third option thing? a really bad philosophy to have in kirkwall. why are people so polar. have none of you ever heard of nuance

anyway can’t remember a whole lot more bc this post was supposed to be done and posted in june, when i actually played, but his mother is murdered. because he wasn’t there/because he didn’t get to her fast enough/because he didn’t solve that mystery in time/because he screwed up. so guess who he blames (it’s himself)

so amidst mal’s grief the whole city is going to shit, because the qun won’t fuck off and isabela stole a book. mal asks if she’ll please give it back, because Everything Is Going To Shit, This Is The Best Resolution We Have, and she refuses bc if she does she’ll be in deep shit herself, and runs off with it. damn. so mal fights the arishok, wins, and decides hes had enough of kirkwall’s shit for a little while and takes a long-ass nap.

three years later, kirkwall’s going to shit again, because it just can’t keep it together. come on, kirkwall. the templars and mages are fighting, and everyone expects mal to have some kind of authority on the shituation. he doesn’t bc hes literally just some guy who happens to fight good that everyone seems to think has a handle on things. he asks meredith and orsino if they could maybe chill out for two seconds but of course they don’t because this is kirkwall and nobody knows how to chill in kirkwall except varric. mal ends up supporting the mages

anders asks mal for help with getting un-possessed. mal 100% wants his bf to not be possessed anymore, bc it’s getting scary, so he readily helps out getting the stuff anders needs. but. it’s a little fishy. look mate i know the qunari are the only ones who know what gunpowder is rn in history but you’re asking me for saltpeter and i dont think you’re supposed to ingest that. anders is like ok, i did lie a lil bit, but there’s a point to this- and mal’s pissed! bc anders lied to him! but agrees to help a little more

so that’s how mal ended up chatting with the grand cleric about the shituation and how there’d probably be an ok solution if people just sat down and chilled out a little, while anders set up the charges to blow up the chantry and escalate the whole thing to hell tier

as you might expect, mal’s hELLA PISSED when anders blows it, not just because he lied, not just because he took advantage of mal trusting him, but because now the templars are going to, yknow, kill every mage, so mal’s remaining family (bethany, and merrill, bc she counts as family too) are in danger, and at this point mal doesn’t have a lot of family left to lose. he tells anders to gtfo before he kills him.

aveline, varric, and merrill stick with him, and fenris leaves to join the templars. later on, they fight. mal doesn’t WANT to fight, and makes an attempt to hash out some ending that didn’t involve one of them dead, but fenris isn’t having any of it. he’s not a fan of mal never wanting to make a straight decision on anything, and forces him to make a choice: die, or fight and kill his former friend. 

fenris dies.

the remaining boss fights continue as expected- bethany rejoins the party, orsino panics and goes full corpse-monster, meredith goes nuts and full lyrium-monster, the mages and templars are left without leaders and if things weren’t on their way to hell in a handbasket they sure are now. mal decides it’s time to retire, and never set foot in kirkwall the hell city again. 

hes got a cabin in the woods, living out the lumberjack life and drinking away his problems