Oh my god poor mama that's so many babies. That's more than double the average litter.
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Some vaguely random Dark Deception doodles I've done on post-its
(At least one of these is about an AU so tagging @glitterdragonthegreatprotector, if you know you know)
Anyway
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Mama Bear: Hangry, what are you doing here?
Hangry: Eatin' pie.
Mama Bear: No, I mean, why are you in my kitchen?
Hangry: 'Cause that's where pie is.
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YOU GUYS DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE WAR I HAD TO GO THROUGH OMFG
SO I FINALLY GO INTO MY ROOM AFTER BEING IN THE LIVING ROOM FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG AND THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING ROACH.
LAYING FACE DOWN ASS UP IN FRONT OF MY DOOR.
SO I DID THE ONLY KNOWLEDGEABLE THING.......
DROWN THAT BITCH IN FEBREEZE.
SPRAYED THAT 6 OR... 8 LEGGED MF UNTIL THE LEGS STOPPED HAVING THEIR LITTLE SEZIURE.
NOW I PLOTTED MY NEXT AMAZING PLAN AND THAT WAS GETTING THAT NOW DEAD ASF WALKING DISEASE OUT OF MY MOTHERFUCKING ROOM AND HOW YOU MAY ASK? WELL WELL WELL... DONT I HAVE THE ANSWER FOR YOU.
GET A BROOM AND TRY TO PUSH THAT CREATURE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE. BUT THST DIDNT WORK SINCE THE BOTTOM PART OF THE DOOR OPENING IS TO HIGH SO I COULDNT PUSH THE BITCH OUT.
THEN WE HAD TO SWITCH TO PLAN B WHICH I WANTED TO AVOID AND THATS WHY I DIDNT DO IT FIRST. GET A DUSTPAN AND SWEEP THAT CRAWLING PIECE OF SHIT ONTO IT AND CARRY IT INTO THE BATHROOM DOWN THE HALL.
worst 3 seconds of my life.
DROPPED THAT DECEASED DUMBASS INTO THE TOILET AND FLUSHED BUT GUESS WHAT?
THE LITTLE DECEASED, 8-LEGGED WALKING SHIT STAIN, BODY CAME BACK UP AND I WAS LIKE... WTH????? GO DOWN THE TOILET.
2 MKRE TIMES AND THE 4TH TIME THAT SOULESS CRITTER CAME BACK UP BUT THE WINGS WERE OUT. NOW I WAS SO CLOSE TO CALLING IT QUITS AND WANTED TO HEAD BACK INTO MY ROOM AND MAKE SOMEONE ELSE DEAL WITH MY VICTORY ROYALE IN THE TOILET BUT THE MOMENT I STEPPED OUT INTO THE HALLWAY, GUESS WHO TF WAS THERE?
THIS BITCH MOM. CRAWLING OUT OF MY PARENTS ROOM LOOKING LIKE SHE ATE AT LEAST OF SERVINGS I ATE WHEN I GOT HOME.
I FROZE. LITERALLY BC WHAT IN THE LIVIJG HELL DO I DO? TRY TO KILL IT? WHAT IF THE ASSHOLE STARTS FLYING AT ME?
SO I LET HER DO HER THING BC THERE WAS A VENT SO I THOUGHT "OH WHAT IF SHE JUST CRAWL HER 8-LEGGED BOB THE BUILDER ASS BODY INTO THE VENT OR TONIGHT WAS GOING TO BE HER LAST FEAST"
BUT THAT CRUMBLING ABOMINATION STARTED CRAWLING TOWARDS ME.
AFTER HAVING 182838 PANIC ATTACKS, THE LORDS HAD BLESSED ME BY WAKIJG MY FATHER UP (it was 12 AM) AND I JUST POINTED TO THE WALKING CRUMB INVENTORY AND HE GOT THE BROOM AND STARTED TRYING TO KILL IT. BUT GUESS WHAT?
WHEN MY DAD WENT TO PUT IT IN THE TOILET, IT WASNT THERE. THE MF VANISHED. GONE. NADA. NOT THERE.
AFTER BEING IN COMPLETE DISBELIEF THAT A FOOD CRAWLER IS ON THE LOOSE IN MY HOUSE THE SIZE OF 2 HERSHEY KISSES, I WENT BACK TO THE TOILET AND FINALLY GOT MY FIRST VICTIM DOWN THE DRAIN.
it is currently almost 1 AM now, I am paranoid to even lay down in the comfort of my bed bc what if the dad is there to seek revenge? what if the mom is lurking around for the roach slaughter who killed her son?
update: the roach mom was in my room (THANK GOD IT WAS DEAD)
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Can you draw my monster girl maker 1 oc Lulu meeting Mama Bear and the Joy Joy Gang
Heyyy sorry it took me this long to answer. But hey an answer you're getting
They found a child. Mama Bear wishes to know if she can help herself if nobody reclaims said child
(You're lucky too 'cause as she been a human I would have probably drawn her being shared as a mounted piece- 🤗~🎵)
Anyways, here you go. Enjoy
(Thank you for your ask)-
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Reaper Nurse: This is not the time to be hysterical!
Lucky: This is the PERFECT time to be hysterical!
Penny: Should we be hysterical?!
Gold Watcher: Yes!
Hangry: No!
Mama Bear: Maybe! But not right now!
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