#mamas ain’t never coming back🥲

[beas-mind]

COME AWNNN MEGGGG😩

[icantspeakspanish]

Obey Me! Brothers react to you behaving like an older, caring but short tempered sibling

a/n: i have no idea how thisll do because for some reason i only post haikyuu content on here🧑‍🦯 || i had to rewrite this entire thing because tumblr just decided to crash outta nowhere😐

Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor

masterlist.

Lucifer

he was pretty much the first one to notice how you treated him he brothers and also like, but he didn’t say anything

you weren’t harming or anything, so lucifer’s fine with it

UNTIL you notice how much he overworks himself sometimes

that’s when he’s getting bothered😭

you can’t really tell a demon to go to fucking sleep you tried, it didn’t work🙄

so you’ve come to the decision that it’d be best if you’d stick around in his room until he goes to sleep

why this would change anything you may ask?😟

because you’re annoying the living shit outta him as you should

putting this aside, y’all also often get bothered by the other ones behavior

cuz oldest sibling stuff, the usual shit

BUT as soon as you guys get over these „differences“, you become the most horrific duo in hell

GET IT SIS

that also goes for lucifer’s brothers

when someone messes something up, they’ll feel the DOUBLE pack of sibling wrath

that does not mean that y’all wouldn’t have the others back when they need you

Mammon

swears you’re the best thing that has ever happened to the devildom

all because one time, mammon really wanted something but didn’t have enough money anymore

so youre like:“how much is it?“

and him, not expecting you to actually get that for him, just answering casually

till you wipe out your money and give it to him💀

„wait, are you serious???“

„yeah“

you ain’t even looking at him🥲

as you may have expected, he’ll use that more often now😒

remember how he swore that you’re the best thing that has ever happened to the devildom??

takes everything back as soon as he sees ya angry

Never stopped breathing so fast after hearing „god fucking dang it, Mammon!!“ shout through the entire house

And he can’t lie to you 🥱

Sometimes, the teasing and blaming by his siblings gets the best of him

You SENSE it immediately when something shifts in mammon so you’re quick to make the others stop by either threatening to embarrass them or really just yell the SHIT out of them

It works 😍🤞🏻

And you comfort him too😠

Leviathan

Do i even need to start

Homeboy BARRICADES himself in his room sometimes

🥱🚪 <- you at his door on your nightly round, throwing water and food into his room

Reminding him to stay fucking hydrated, eat his fucking food you protected with your life to not let beelzebub get it

AND OPEN THE FUCKING WINDOW??

He thinks you’re a good listener

And you show interest in his hobbys even though you maybe don’t understand a word

He really appreciates you for violently taking care of him🥰

Still respects you☝🏻

Fucking joking, Levi is terrified of you when you loose your shit

Lovely☺️

Satan

Underestimates you SO HARD BRO

Like mammons like „and then, they yelled at me…“, and he’s like:“Y/n is a human. You can snap their neck, why are you terrified?“

Yeah bitch you tHOUGhT🖕🏻

Views you completely different after you made a demon feel bad by yelling💀

„yeah its basically— did you just grump at me? What are you, a fucking dog??“

„Y/n, that is a demon.“

„so??? no one gonna raise their voice at me.“

Mama ain’t raised no bitch

Thats how he respected you

Listen.

Satan starts loving you after you get him a cat😭

He goes 🥺

„Really????“

You’re also honest with him when you think he’s either in the wrong or right with Lucifer

Will rather listen to you JUST TO PISS LUCIFER OFF LMAOOOO

Asmodeus

HES AMAZING FR

He sees you having a stressed skin and assumes its because you’ve been kept awake day n night because of his brothers

And says you’re very welcome for a skincare night😩😭

I LITERALLY CAN NOT

talking bout love interests all the WAAAAAY

Like you guys are besties, exchanging tea, gossiping n all😭

Will hide behind you when Lucifer gets angry at him because he knows you snap back💀

When something happens, his eyes go immediately to you checking if you jus saw that too HAHAHAHAH

I LOVE ASMO HEY

Will threaten anyone, even in the human world, who’s in question to date you if they break your heart😚

Beelzebub

🥺…

HES SO ADORABLE JEPCJKNWEJNFPIWEJNCF

Beel tries his best to avoid making you angry

And when you’re on your fifth way to the kitchen at 2 AM to get lucifer his fifth glass of milk to fall asleep

You see him sitting there like ☹️

„Hey Beel, what’s wrong?“

„Im hungry.“

You look around a bit confused, then get an idea

„I can bake you a cake if you go back to sleep then?“

„REALLY😲“

So there you go

Screw Lucifer’s glass, he asleep now anyway😠

Some low demon was mean to him?

You’re bout to go feral

One of his brothers picked on him eating

The house is on fire

everything for this men🙄✌🏻

Belphegor

….😄🔪

THE FUCKING BRAT

ITS ALWAYS THE YOUNGEST SIBLING

Belphie LOVES making you angry

Belphie HATES you treating him like a fucking child and all of his words are cries😭

Like he’s trying to provocate you and you look deadass at him and go

„You’re done?😐“

You both try to not smack each other for beels sake <3

[moniheartsluffy]

- [ ] baji keisuke scribbles😗 ft. matsuno chifuyu

a/n: hello everyone!! i’ve been gone for a hot minute🧍🏽‍♀️ so please take this as an apology🙂. i was going to make this angst but i hate angst and i didn’t want to cry.

warnings: there shouldn’t be any unless you’ve never watched TR…

⚠︎︎ so we all know how kei is all like “fuck school” “this some bullshit” “who tf even thought of this shit” (same🥲) but he tries for his mom

⚠︎︎ this bitch be sleep in EVERY SINGLE CLASS😐

⚠︎︎ y’all remember that one backstory ep. of when he met fuyu. imagine yourself in that scene right. here’s how i would imagine it. btw: you already know baji and y’all live in the same neighborhood

⚠︎︎ so while fuyu is helping baji write that letter you walk in…

⚠︎ “hey, let’s stop by the store before we head home, kay?”

⚠︎︎ you look up from your phone to see these two mfs staring back at you. like duh you know you fine asf😩💕

⚠︎ “kei….why the hell do you have on yo mama glasses..?🤨”

⚠︎︎ idk why but i feel like he would have contacts💀 so he wouldn’t have to wear the glasses😭

⚠︎︎ “stfu. moms gotta get me sum more contacts😕”

⚠︎︎ “betta call 1-800- CONTACTS” hfkdgsks you’re too busy laughing and running from baji that you forgot to notice chifuyu🥲 poor boy

⚠︎︎ after like 3 minutes you finally notice fuyu

⚠︎︎ “ayo, aren’t you that matsuno boy?”

⚠︎︎ “yea”

⚠︎︎ “whatchu doin hangin round this mf? i coulda sworn you had yo own lil posse.”

⚠︎︎ “ig you could call it that. i stopped by cause i heard it was a delinquent that got held back in this room but it was just this guy.”

⚠︎︎ you and baji lock eyes and you can feel yourself about to burst into laughter. now to be clear you weren’t laughing bc baji got held back, you were laughing bc of the strained smile on his face as he tried to keep up the “good boy” façade.

⚠︎︎ “mmhmm… anyways, we gotta get goin unless you wanna come to the store with us?”

⚠︎︎ “nah. thanks for the offer tho.”

⚠︎︎ timeskipp to when chifuyu was getting beat up(or whatever happened) and baji popped up outta thin air also dragging you along with him. you leaned on the wall that rested a few inches away from your back as you watched baji do his thing😭

⚠︎︎ “i told you. it’s barely been a week and you already gave up.”

⚠︎︎ “shut up. told you being a good boy ain’t fa me.”

⚠︎︎ “i hate you.”

⚠︎︎ “no. you love me, now let’s go cause i’m hungry.”

⚠︎︎ “bring ya ass mohawk.”

⚠︎︎ then the end where y’all get back to baji’s and you grab a snack and he’s mad cause he ate all of the noodles. (ahhh you mad💀)

a/n: so this is where i was going to put angst but i think i have another idea for that👯‍♀️ any who, i hope you all enjoyed this and don’t forget to drink water and eat something today!!!