Penelope: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Callisto: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Penelope:
Callisto: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.
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Lucas: I was arrested for being too hot.
Athanasia, tired of his shit: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Every Agriche child: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Iris: Do you take constructive criticism?
Lilian: I only take cash or credit.
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