#marsjusthit100

[444tsumu]

marssss happy one hundredddd! i’d love to know your take on how iwaizumi, suna, atsumu, & bokuto are like when they’re drunk!

▭ WHAT THEY’RE LIKE WHEN THEY’RE DRUNK.

includes iwaizumi, suna, & bokuto (atsumu’s is here)

warnings explicit language, drinking, implied sexual content

                       𖥻 IWAIZUMI, HAJIME !

seeing iwa drunk is not something that happens often

for a man who barely drinks??

his tolerance is insane

all it takes is that one extra shot though

and he is a goner

his face gets so pink when he’s drunk it’s adorable

becomes very touchy feely

a giant intoxicated softie

BUT

also a raging hormonal legal issue

will go from threatening to pounce on someone who he imagined laughed at him

to crying to oikawa otp over how proud he is of him

yes i hc the s4 to be very emotional to one another when they’re drunk what about it

he likes dark liquor but secretly loves light

he will keep drinking even if he is BEYOND return

he swears he isn’t that drunk

is one of those people that say it over and over again

yet end up having to get carried home

becomes a pretty funny guy once he starts getting tipsy

king of drinking games™

wants to arm wrestle anyone who has as much as their elbow exposed

that usually leads to trouble but he’s hot so no one says anything lol

we all know iwa is a bit of a brute & is a shy man

but when that liquor gets into him?

his dick does all his thinking

is a HUGE flirt

not ashamed to get rejected and move on to the next

but if he has a s/o???

he’s ready to pounce on you in a way that makes him look feral

extremely hot & less responsible so everyone loves how loose drunk iwa is

he was there when mattsun stole the sign

was actually the one who ripped it off but denies every being apart of it and scolds them for it the next day

also gets extremely emotional if any pets are in the vicinity

don’t let this man catch sight of a puppy

                            𖥻 SUNA, RINTAROU !

just like mattsun, it’s hard to tell when he’s drunk

but once suna gets drunk?

he’s a giggly mess who can barely sit still

and no i don’t mean he’s a dancer

he literally cannot sit still

talks a lot with his hands when he’s drunk

loves to bother the twins if they’re around

definitely one of those people that hate drinking but love being drunk

a man of taste so his fav is light liquor

will prefer to take shots over mixed drinks so he gets drunk faster

after like 5 he’s making jokes like it’s a fucking stand up comedy show

doesn’t mind being the center of attention

WILL try to be the person controlling the music

takes videos and pictures of everything

wanna know if you embarrassed yourself?

just ask suna

he probably has 100 videos to use against you

loves bothering people bc it makes him laugh

another one who’s a mean drunk

will roast anyone’s ass if he finds a way to make a joke about them

king of mean nicknames

once he made atsumu cry bc he convinced him his body is too big for his tiny head

will never live that down

when he’s with his s/o though he’s a bit more clingy

gets flustered easily though so he’ll try to hide it

loves it when you cling on to him to help yourself stand upright

even though he’s struggling to see out of his own eyes

when he’s drunk he manspreads

and even though that’s fucking annoying

it’s also really fucking hot because LOOK AT HIM

he does it with his arms up against the back of the seats and his legs just as wide and he always has a stupid ass smirk on his face

who could ever get mad at that??

                        𖥻 BOKUTO, KOUTAROU !

the life of the fucking party

everyone loves sober bokuto

and everyone LOVES drunk bokuto

really big on hugging when he’s drunk

like

will literally hug EVERYONE

doesn’t give a fuck what he’s drinking, as long as everyone else is doing it too

will go out of his way to make sure everyone is having fun

definitely a good dancer

by good i mean amazing

WILL catch it if it is thrown back and WILL throw it back as long as you catch it

definitely a body shot kinda guy

just look at his titties

he’s captain of the shirt off club atsumu is co

he can’t help it though, alcohol makes him hot

definitely has a really loud and boisterous voice

sucks at drinking games but everyone loves him so it’s okay

a fucking beast at beer pong though

only person that beats him in anything is iwa

he can beat iwa in arm wrestling but is too scared to test that out

loves dancing on tables

bartenders hate him, security guards wanna arrest him, women LOVE him, men wanna be him

bokuto’s power >>

sings songs really loud even though he barely knows the lyrics

definitely the type that stumbles but he can hold himself up

doesn’t like to get too drunk, cause then he just gets whiny if he’s barely coherent

if he gets BLACKED OUT?

will fall asleep anywhere and everywhere

wakes up whenever you play the song Promiscuous

like literally

kuroo will request the song just so everyone can laugh at how bokuto gets up already screaming out “HOW YOU DOING YOUNG LADY?”

it’s not a party until bokuto walks in

[444tsumu]

congratulations on 100!!!! i’d like to request for tier 3, what are hanamaki, mattsun, & tsumu like when they’re drunk 🥺💕

▭ WHAT THEY’RE LIKE WHEN THEY’RE DRUNK.

INCLUDES hanamaki, matsukawa, and atsumu.

WARNINGS drinking, mentions of underage drinking, sexual tones, nsfw, explicit language

                     𖥻 HANAMAKI TAKAHIRO !

lmao makki is an idiot drunk

definitely one of those people that attempt to dance

key word is attempt

he’s an absolute embarrassment on the dance floor

he’s still hot though lol

way meaner when he’s drunk

but not mean maliciously

like……flirty mean

will definitely talk to you about how your body should be physically incapable to hold up a head of your size

but then ask if u want some head in the club bathroom like 10 minutes later

like smh makki there’s more to me than my body smh meet me there in ten minutes

prefers light liquor

drunk anthem is itty bitty piggy by nicki lol

he hates to admit it but he’s a lightweight

makes friends with everyone at the bar

definitely offers to buy everyone a shot but doesn’t pay for a single one that isn’t his lmao

thinks oikawa is a pussy for getting blacked out by 3 shots but after 2 he’s already incoherent

doesn’t like to drink a lot bc his brain never remembers shit

“hey makki i can’t believe you stole that street sign last night”

“…..”

“makki???”

(googling if you can go to jail for removing street sign while heavily intoxicated bc technically he didn’t even know he did it so why should he go to jail for it 🤨)

definitely thinks drinking under the legal age is more fun than drinking after 21

doesn’t condone underage drinking though >:(

honestly just a blast in a glass

a drama queen though

turns into a frat boy with issei when the alcohol really gets into his system

will tie his shirt around his head and be one of those guys

still a sweetheart though at the same time

ily makki come kiss me plz

will make sure everyone else is drinking bc go big or go home

it was his idea to get a matching tattoo with issei

cried on mattsun’s shoulder bc he doesn’t want to stop being his friend

mattsun denies it but he definitely cried too

they never speak of it tho smh

                         𖥻 MATSUKAWA ISSEI !

he’s such an asshole lmao

you can barely tell when he’s drunk

but once he opens up that big ass mouth???

nvm lmao

a sexual drunk lol

always wants to fuck

not that he isn’t already dtf 24/7 but esp when the liquor gets into his system

a barb through and through

always pregames because he can’t bare the thought of stepping into a club sober

one of those assholes that wear glasses in the club

he likes both dark and light liquor but hates mixed drinks cause he thinks they’re for pussies

not much of a dancer

more of a “i’m gonna stand here and look hot while you dance on me and make me look good” kinda guy

yk the type

if you throw it back though he will catch it

a slut for rap music when he’s drunk

fav alcohol is 1942 bc hello

when he’s shitfaced?

he turns into a fuckinf frat boy for gods sake

shirt is untucked and half on

makki is by his side eating that shit up right with him

hates yelling but will tell everyone to look at his hot ass s/o

if you aren’t there tho he’ll definitely text you a dick pic in the club bathroom lmfao

“hey pricness g et rwady fr me to rip tkay pusay 2nite haha”

definitely a drunk texter

funny as fuck though

and he’s hot so how could you not say yes to that

passes out once he gets back home though and you have to haul his over six foot ass to bed

doesn’t really throw up but will wear his sunglasses and act hungover for a week

remembers everything surprisingly

he’s the one who actually stole the street sign but blamed it on makki lol

him and makki have matching drunk tattoos on the inside of their bottom lips

makki’s says fuck bitches & issei’s says get money

                              𖥻 ATSUMU MIYA !

listen

a fuckboy off dark liquor and a sweetheart off light liquor

when atsumu gets drunk off light liquor???

he’s a whiny little baby who slurs his words and is very touchy

after like 4 shots he’s calling Samu saying that he loves him with all his heart

(remembers some stuff but coincidently never remembers that 🤨)

will tell random strangers he loves them and will buy random people uber’s home

smh he thinks he has money to blow cause he’s a pro athlete

that results in many drinks for every single girl at the bar

if he has a s/o (that’s where ur beautiful ass comes in)

then he’s yelling at everyone at the club that they could never amount to you

tsumu please stop embarrassing yourself your like 30 years old already

will 100% try to fuck you in the bathroom

tries to make it hot steamy club sex but keeps whispering how he loves you because he’s a pussy lol

dark liquor atsumu is the one that is 100% ready to make you drop on your knees on the dance floor

every single picture of him drunk contains him having his tongue out

god his tongue

i definitely see him as the party animal if the group

his accent sounds even stronger when he’s drunk

it’s hot lmao

will encourage everyone to get as shitfaced as him

definitely one of those people with alcohol courage lol

got into a fight one time bc some guy said he doesn’t like onigiri

after like 3 more shots he cried bc his fist hurt bc of it on the way home

will never tell samu that happened

very protective of his teammates

but once that liquor get in his system he forgets he was supposed to be the most sober one tonight

takes his shirt off once he gets hot

swings it around arrogantly but he’s hot so everyone just deals with it lol

will get a drunk tongue piercing

thinks he regrets it in the morning but is so cocky he leaves it in for a while

[444tsumu]

hi!! first off, just wanna say i fucking love your theme it is sooooo cool holy shit. second, CONGRATS ON 100!!!!!!!! your writing is amazing and 100 is well-deserved <3 could i get a tier two matchup? i'm an aquarius and i'd describe myself as outspoken, clever, and the teensiest eensiest bit competitive (oops). two fun facts abt me are that i hate rainbow road w a burning passion (cus i suck at it) and my fav fanfic au is college. thank you and congrats again!!!

based on your ask, i match you best with Osamu!

YOUR COMPATIBILITY PERCENTAGE: 93%

YOUR SEXUAL COMPATIBILITY: 92%

YOUR COMMUNICATION: 91%

he always provokes you into playing rainbow road with him and gives you the same stupid smirk when he’s ends up in 1st and ur in 12th & still haven’t passed the finish line i hate him

also thank you omg i fucking LOVE your theme don’t make me cry rn cause i am not mentally stable enough not to!!!

[444tsumu]

ahhhh, guess what bitch reached 100 followers? (142 to be exact but who’s counting LMAO) THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE!!!! :D

how am i gonna celebrate this goal, you ask? simple. i will be giving you guys some options! so let’s get straight down to business.

OPENED MAY 6th, 2021

CLOSES MAY 9th, 2021.

celebration tag ; # marsjusthit100

*** some of these have nsfw themes. if you do not wish to request something with nsfw, then SPECIFY YOU WANT A SFW RESULT. IF NOT, I WILL ASSUME YOU ARE OK WITH NSFW.

                                  𖥻 TIER ONE !

welcome to tier one! what do we have to offer over here? tier one is dedicated to JUDGEMENTS.

want to know how to request such a thing? it’s simple! just message me three of your favorite haikyuu (bnha is also accepted) characters and i’ll give you my honest judgement on what I’d think about you!

your results will look a little something like this:

oh, your favs are [redacted], [redacted], and [redacted]? how does it feel to know that you’re [to be decided based on ask]?

(0) SPOTS AVAILABLE FOR THIS TIER

                                    𖥻 TIER TWO !

welcome to tier two! what do we have to offer on this section? tier two is dedicated to MATCH-UPS!

want to know what to do to get one of these? it’s easy! just message me your zodiac sign, 3 words to describe yourself, & 2 fun facts about you! full disclosure though, my match-ups will most likely be based off your fun facts cause this is a joke lol.

your results will look a little something like this:

based on your ask, i match you best with [redacted]!

YOUR COMPATIBILITY PERCENTAGE: 100%

YOUR SEXUAL COMPATIBILITY: 100%

YOUR COMMUNICATION: 100%

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                                  𖥻 TIER THREE !

and finally, welcome to tier three! what do we have to offer here? tier three is dedicated to HEADCANONS.

want to know what you can request for this section? it’s simple! just pick from one of the prompts listed below (or your own if you have a personal request), and I’ll decide which haikyuu boy applies as well as why!

1 | which character watches [redacted porn category]? 2 | which character curses too much? 3 | which character is an ass/boobs guy? 4 | what are [3 redacted names] favorite position in bed? 5 | which characters have the best prettiest [redacted body part]? 6 | which character are the best texters? 7 | what are [3 redacted names] like when they’re drunk? 8 | which characters have a habit of [redacted]?

** you are not limited to these suggestions. if you choose to request your own, please make sure to choose only 3 characters if necessary or 3 teams if looking for a general H/C. for example, “what are matsukawa, oikawa, and hinata like when they are drunk?” works, as well as “what is inarizaki, seijoh, and karasuno like when they are drunk?”

(0) SPOTS AVAILABLE FOR THIS TIER

ahhh thank you so much for getting me to 100 followers everyone! it isn’t a lot but it’s something so cheers to that :D

please participate, interact, and let’s have fun! >.<

[444tsumu]

CONGRATS ON 100 FOLLOWERS!! - @sunatooru

THANK U SO MUCH ILY <3

[444tsumu]

helloo!! hope you’re having a great day, i wanted to get a tier one request. (Judgement)

my three fav haikyuu characters are- suna, kenma, nishinoya/kageyama (its a tie😭)

bestie why do you chose to settle for emotionally inept men who can barely do math, let alone properly communicate with you???

except for nishinoya tho, he can’t do match but he kisses the ground u walk on so fuck it, we ball

[444tsumu]

ok so since we can can participate in other tiers too i’d like to go for tier one too pls 🤧 my favs are kuroo atsumu and bokuto please judge me~

kuroo atsumu and bokuto? bestie why do you enjoy outsmarting men who are not only himbos but also obsessed with you??? what do u gain from this??

also what does it feel like to know you have immaculate taste? lol seriously

[444tsumu]

hello! congrats on 100!! could i get a match up from tier 2? i’m a gemini sun, and 3 words to describe me are introverted, logical and intuitive. my fun facts are that i’m a vegetarian and i have a caffeine addiction. tysm, have a great day :))

based on your ask, i match you best with Aran!

YOUR COMPATIBILITY PERCENTAGE: 95%

YOUR SEXUAL COMPATIBILITY: 85%

YOUR COMMUNICATION: 93%

i 100% in my cold heart think that aran ojiro would be the best boyfriend ever and bestie u deserve the best of the best

[444tsumu]

heyy congrats on 142 followers!!! your event seems really cool and i really wanted to participate in the tier two thing xD so my zodiac sign is gemini, i’d describe myself as lazy, friendly and a crybaby. and two facts about me are i’ve broken 4 bones and i hate ketchup(to the point i will not eat anything that has even a single drop of ketchup in it)

based on your ask, i match you best with Hanamaki!

YOUR COMPATIBILITY PERCENTAGE: 93%

YOUR SEXUAL COMPATIBILITY: 81%

YOUR COMMUNICATION: 75%

communication is so low bc you told him you didn’t like ketchup and he always forgets and gets sad when u don’t eat burgers he’s (attempted) made 4 you during his time of unemployment smh get a job

[444tsumu]

hi hello :) congrats for the hundred milestone <3 if it’s ok can i get a tier two? i think that’s the one for matchups.

zodiac sign: taurus

3 words to describe myself: ambitious, witty, and compassionate

2 fun facts:

-> as a hobby, i learn k-pop choreographies

-> i have this habit of making lists or schedules for almost anything (most of the time I don’t even end up following it lol)

and that’s about it!

based on your ask, i match you best with Kita!

YOUR COMPATIBILITY PERCENTAGE: 90%

YOUR SEXUAL COMPATIBILITY: 75%

YOUR COMMUNICATION: 80%

it was btwn oikawa and kita honestly & i felt like kita was the perfect match 4 you bc you take him out his shell and he tries to keep u level headed <3 ily

[444tsumu]

happy 100 mars! u deserve it! i’d also love a tier one please! my favs are tsukki, yahaba, and suna!

do you want to call the lady or should i call her for you? if you can’t afford therapy i’ll buy you your first session just please..??? at least one session????

[444tsumu]

Hey, congrats on hitting 100 followers! I’d like to get a tier-one judgement please.

My favs from Haikyuu are Iwaizumi, Osamu and Aakashi. Thanks!!

you think you have a degree in emotional maturity or something? why are your favs men who find solace in projecting their aggression into parenting other people?? what are you searching for that you’ve been missing all your life???

[444tsumu]

hello!! hope you’re having a great day. i wanted a (tier two) haikyuu match-up if that’s okay!

i’m a taurus, my mbti sign is INFJ. 3 words to describe me would be versatile (in the sense that i get along with everyone and can pretty much do everything decently), laid-back (lets assume this is a single word lmao), and introspective.

fun facts about me-

~i can switch between being the loudest, most fun person in the room to the quietest mf depending on my mood

~i love sleep. i need more than 8 hours of sleep everyday or i’ll be a zombie the entire day💀

thank you in advance!!

hey bestieeee, based on your ask, i match you best with Kuroo!

YOUR COMPATIBILITY PERCENTAGE: 80%

YOUR SEXUAL COMPATIBILITY: 75%

YOUR COMMUNICATION: 89%

a taurus & a sag isn’t the best match but with what you told me, honestly i couldn’t see u with anyone else but him <3

[444tsumu]

hi luv! just wanted to ask can the same person participate in your event again but for a different tier?

ahhh yesss anon thank you for asking! you can participate once in every category!

if ur on anon though i wouldn’t know so just please don’t be unfair and send me like 8 in one tier so everyone else gets a chance 😭