#maskrambles

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I kind of understand the slimecicle masc lesbian allegations now

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I found myself realizing my Enjoyer Pattern was worse than I inicially thought

And dont forget "Has some sort of Politic Power or something related to Social Power in general" for like... Four of them

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Can we talk about how Philza is being dragged kicking and screaming into the gay roleplay 😭😭 first the polyamorous wife + assigned husband combination and now he's been assigned sugar daddy on top of that LMAO

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First day going well i see

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If anything the existence of his child makes Sneegsnag sound even less like a real guy. "No dude Sneeg is real he just had a baby! It was born on his birthday!"

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Carre *overheard phil explaining mc mechanics to Baghera*: ...hola?

Phil: Hola!

Carre:

Carre: no entendi nada :D

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Forever being randomly banned from Philza's chat SINCE 2019?!?! This is so fucking funny the plot thickens in a way no expects 😭

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Honestly one of my favourite things from the qsmp community is introducing me to the word "cubito" because it's so good. Like. I can't think of an english equivalent that is as versatile.

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How nice, Foolish

Foolish: I was gonna blackmail you for it, but I feel like-

Slime: *laughs* what an- I don't even know what I have that you could possibly want.

Foolish: Well see, that's the problem. I've learned after today that you are so wretchedly poor there's nothing I could blackmail you for.

Slime: Maybe like, also though, you've learned that like, friendship was like, the sweetest prize that you could truly gain?

Foolish: Friendship! Yeaaah.

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Congratulations Tommy you are now allowed to enter gay high school

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I was rambling to my friend about qsmp and I'm wondering how it's going to work as a game of minecraft going ahead.

They've teased korean, japanese, french and german live translation (and presumably creators) for the server which makes me think. If the Brazilian creators are/were struggling to find new unexplored areas and even surviving the night, and if they follow the pattern of adding more creators monthly, how much harder is it going to become for new players?

Will they start coming onto the island with materials and resources? Or are they relying on the sense of community being built and older players helping them get resources? I'm very interested to see how they'll work with this.

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Hello??

Wilbur: ...and I've tried to raise her to show love to everyone but what this does mean is that she, uh-

Philza: *clears throat, points at blocked entrance*

Quackity: *PERSISTENT knocking* hello? :o hellooo. :3 is someone in there? :0 Is someone inside? :3 Let me in please :D

Phil: *high pitched voice* who is it?

Quackity: *normal voice* Oh look who it- hi! There's people here? I had no idea-

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Dream's whole response to Connor is so baffling as he moves so quickly from being a victim "here's you pretending to be my friend while you hated me :("

Only to turn around and say "I was never actually your friend and you're parasocial >:(" So. Which is it????

A bit audacious too since Connor didn't claim to be his friend? I believe he stated specifically in that stream that he kept his distance because he didn't like Dream/DTeam's attitudes.

Anyways, four years since I got into mcyt and Dream's made yet another arbitrary, inflammatory statement. What's new.

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Slimecicle threatens Mariana with a surprise in the mail

Slime: Welcome to el QSMP ElMariana~ Welcome back mi puta esposa~

Mariana: No no no, don't [indistinguishable]. No! Not puta esposa!

Slime: Alright, alright. Guapa esposa, guapa esposa.

Mariana: Ok slime, I need to get out but I will see you again.

Slime: Ok. You better log on man! You better fucking log on! And I better see you in real life by the end of the fucking year or I will mail a surprise to your house!

*both laughing*

Slime: I will mail shit! I will mail a- I will mail a Slimecicle Secret™ to your house if you don't show up.

Mariana: Thank you Slime, even when you leave because I am Mexican.

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Happy birthday Quackity!

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No way I join a slimecicle stream for the first time in months to see him with NO brim (glassesless. His eyes. are naked.) and then watch him potentially leak someone's number