#may the firth

[firawren]

Colin Firth Barbies

In honor of May the Firth, please enjoy these Colin Firth Barbie posters.

[bookhoarding]

Oh hey, it’s May the Firth! #MayTheFirthBeWithYou!

#JaneAusten #StarWars #colinfirth #MrDarcy

[ID: Mr Darcy as played by Colin Firth holds a lightsaber. Text reads “May the Firth be with you.]

[you-me-we-04]

Here’s my (very dumb) pitch for Mamma Mia 3, it's Harry's wedding there is just one small very very tiny issue no one can work out who Harry’s marrying and at this point, they just feel weird asking. So much like the first film, three men are running around a greek island while Sophie, Sky, Cher, Tanya, Rosie, Bill, and Sam try to work out their connection to the plot, I mean their relationship with Harry. So let us meet the potential Grooms: 

First up we have Elijah Thatcher played by Taron Egerton, at first, he seems the most likely to be the groom despite the age gap since he seems very close and connected to the wedding and is really stressed out about the wedding. However, we later find out the reason he is so stressed about this wedding is that he is the stressed-out wedding planner, and let's just say Harry’s Groom is a bit of a bridezilla

Then we have Peter Beckett played by Hugh Laurie an American lawyer who is very close to Harry, he also knows a lot about the other dads and Sophie, and he also has the habit of flirting with Harry, in truth while he and Harry did have a fling back in the day, they are now simply best friends and he’s the best man. The reason he flirts with Harry is that he enjoys getting a reaction out of Harry's actual partner. 

This actual partner is Nathaniel Hawthorn played by Hugh Grant a music professor at Cornell, they push each other buttons but at the end of the day, they still love each other. At the start of the film, they think he is the wedding planner since he seemed a bit too into the table setting. But he actually just enjoys getting a rise out of Elijah, who at this point is considering a career change.  Hijinks, misunderstandings, and ABBA take place before the reveal but in the end, the reveal is simple with Nathanial asking if Sophie would walk down the aisle with him, since he's kinda either step-dad 1 or dad 4 plus he knows it will mean the world to Harry, she agrees they hug and she welcomes her new dad to the family.

We end the film with their wedding it's big, it’s fun, and it goes perfectly much to the joy of Elijah's mental health, Peter gets a killer best man speech that ends in him and Nathaniel hugging it out. Just as the night is coming to an end, all seems to be going well Bill finds his boat has been stolen by none other than newlyweds. Harry yells something about being spontaneous, while Nathaniel yells about going on the honeymoon of their dreams. As they sail off into the sunset.

We close with Elijah and Bill sharing a drink and rethinking the life choices that got them here. We then find out Cher knew who the groom was the whole time and just found the whole thing very funny hence why she told no one.

[weirdlookindog]

Lifeforce (1985) - Italian Poster

[aquavierra]

I don't get it, why my type of men should either be old or already dead

[sitting-on-me-bum]

Razorbill, Isle of May by Tobias Verfuss

[cineolho]

LIFEFORCE (1985)

Dir. TOBE HOOPER

[asyourshadowfalls]

mark darcy is a sketchy british fuck but "all i did was go to the loo" being his statement after being asked if he's having an affair is fucking hilarious

[clarasghosts]

happy pride month to colin firth's career specifically

[mothmiso]

Scotland (2) (3) (4) (5) by Tobias Verfuss

Via Flickr:

(1) Basalt columns at a cliff near Elie (2) Eilean Donan Castle (3) Sligachan Old Bridge (4) The Western cliffs of the Isle of May are composed of volcanic rock (5) Atlantic puffin with a mouthful of sandeels    

[wallysintrusivethoughts]

SLIGHTLY SUGGESTIVE ig!!

Pls scroll past if you don’t care to see.

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Salad chest hair!!! Hooo boy, my favorite.

I’d imagine he’d have a bush under them arms. 👀

[firawren]

May the Firth be with you

[camyfilms]

BRIDGET JONES’S DIARY 2001

It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.

[abs0luteb4stard]

W A T C H I N G

TRIVIA: Chris Jagger (Mick Jagger's brother) plays the second male space vampire

[weirdlookindog]

Lifeforce (1985) - Italian Poster

[wh0re-gone-mad]